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basically you don't understand generalizations.

Apart from that, NOT all attractive ladies think they can get away with anything. Not ALL ugly chicks are good characters.

Of course not, learn to understand generalities

Lynett and Susan are attractive, too. One of my male friends prefers Susan to Gabrielle. It'S subjective.

Of course its subjective, but most prefer Gabrielle. Learn to understand generalities.

Desperate Houswives is a series, not real life. You know that, right?

Of course not, learn to understand examples.

Just because you prefer Susan doesn't mean the vast majority doesn't agree that Gabrielle is more attractive. People need to learn to understand things in generalities.

Peoples behavior is largely shaped by how people treat them, so if most ppl agree that Gabrielle is very beautiful, and thus treat her like a godess, it is more likely to shape her personality. However with someone like Susan, who only a few think is special, it is unlikely that peoples perception of her beauty will have a great effect on her.

Simple logic ppl

[quote author=Ogidi-Olu]Honestly, when i saw Desperate Housewives, my perception of hot gals changed. I'll choose a Lynette or Susan ten times over Gabrielle. Hot galz are always carried away by their looks, they feel they can get anything with it. Not all of them though.[/quote]That chick is too hot.

I have to marry a virgin.

[size=30pt]Sterilize all of them! that is the only way.[/size]

you are out of your league bro

^ Ok then you are too. Thats why you post 46 dumb comments every day.

Now unclasp your paws from my dick

[quote author=Mynd_44]Are you done?

And FYI, you have not heard me talk before, you don't talk on NL, you type on your keypad and you read the replies. Thought you should know[/quote]You alphabetically suck bootie is that better?

Look at this picture you dumb nigga. that is Oephius in the front and thats you at the very back. Recognize your place in life and leave me the hell alone

[quote author=Mynd_44]Don't you people get bored?
Abeg[/quote]How do you speak and suck bootie at the same time? Abeg nigga stfu

OEPHIUS: so I guess your gay, loney, broke, disgraceful, bored, jobless, still lives with his momma, inadequate, self finally found his cut out tongues right. ........niggah next time you wanna hit at me use things that actually sting and a kid with a stolen blackberry does not cut it except of course your gay back father got a blackberry from humping my favorite horse last week........when was the last time you got any training from the run away father of yours? So he was fvckin the donkey in preference to you ugly momma who will do beter in an asylum than real life. I have told you before, go get some fvcking threapy as that might just be what you need to get over what your poppa did while you were young................look I do not have a fight with you but if your disgraceful, useless, unintelligent self dont know what to do then come inline and run his mouth at me, you will not survive it. Those are my words. Now tell your momma to close that mouth of hers, my d1ck is not going anything near then........its obvious why she is your mum though, your mouths are both corrosive........heading to bed

May god deliver you from stupidity.

Ladies this is why you don't sleep with monkeys, your mother should have aborted you. I bet that bytch was so disappointed when you popped out of her crotch. A hairy dumbass monkey scratching his a$$ and playing with its poo. Talking about; "I'm Oepius are you my mommy?" Even now you cant do anything worth a damn, your just an ashy broke E-gangster sitting in some internet cafe in lagos. Imagine, a 40 yr old man like you with his pants around his ankles trying to sound tough on Nairaland.

And get your grammar right nigga, you talk like you got a dick in your mouth.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]THANK YOU! How can a boy raise a man[/quote]Im sorry but do you know anything about womanhood? your always saying 'a real a man is this' that a 'a man is that', but can you tell me what a lady is?

the parents are just trying to scare you. They want to make sure they get as much goat as possible for the dowry

This nigga is a in a perpetual state of confusion

[quote author=Mynd_44]Pleep lacks sting but yeah it will fly[/quote]Mynd 44 you are a half baked dumbass who cant post more than 3 lines of type before loosing your train of thought.

abeg gtfo.

OEPHIUS: Fvck niggah, i made that comment more that an hour 30 ago and you still here biting you tongue over it?............look if you mad, do as they do in the old country, or do choke on a peanut..........or if you wanna suck my balllllls, shotty just did and I dont want you contaminating it with that corrosive mouth of yours.......thought you said you were in the mood to talk shyt?.........welll I got some shit to talk about to your lame, jobless back......that pic you posted reminds me of the position your dad, mum and landlord took back in the day to score your rent, you forgot?..........you took the pic and you have been trying to convince yourself that it did not happen. I dont know if there is a psychologist here but you need help........to see ones parents in that move must have been traunmatic for you and thats probably why you want some noticing online..........and that also explains why you aint setting any biatches to your onesome cos you are so disturbed, you d1ck wont arise at your call........ .........and in case this is hurtful, and you wanna cry, go ahead, it is good for you........gotta go now. Dwell on it well and dont let go

Dude learn fuckin english before you speak to me. Why the hell do you put "........" after every sentence, you sound like some illiterate area boy typing on his stolen BB. We having an E-beef and this nigga is talking about landlords, washing machines and all sorts of random shyt. those 2 dumb niggas slurrping his bootie done boosted his self esteem.

Don't talk to me with this nonsense, i cant even read it.

"My dyck,is hrd cuz...i have a gyrl,..staying ovr making, Coffee. imma shagggg.. her onna... stove. i bet you jelus.but lyfe...aint fair"

hehehe

I think Nigerian women do all the dumping

please speak English you guys i feel like i'm in the jungle right now.

Idowuogbo: and the bullshyte continues....

smh!!

i'm sorry but that was too much. You guys were acting like that post was the most genius thing ever uttered by mankind.

packman: SINCE I AM DUMB PLEASE CAN YOU HELP SIMPLIFY THE TOPIC

Jesus Christ... i didnt say you were dumb, I mean the readers!

Anyway thanks for proving my point...

But sincerely speaking, I haven't seen anything funny, dissing or DAMN since the last time I commented!
But I can see pple opening their teeth and LOTAs.

Thought i was in the twilight zone.

Nairaland is full of dumb ppl.. don't expect them to understand what you are saying... ever.

Wrong. You must use the banana to your advantage.

fresh dude that was the funniest post in Nairaland history.

i just asked my roommate to read Oephius's post and litteraly the first thing he asked was "is this guy r.etarded?" So win or loose atleast i don't look like a dumbass.

[quote author=Mynd_44]But seriously pleep, that was gangster.[/quote]You are the judges.

OEPHIUS:
so let me get this niggah, you broke, aint got a job to go to, aint gat a biatch beside you who slept over so you are defo cold and your d1ck is as hard as a murderfVcker and you need someone to keep you company........you should have paid for some slut to do you instead of seraching for someone to whine all alover you here.........anyway, I git things to do so this is the only pices i can decicate to you so eat it, and get mad......but bro today get a girl over night, the winter is killing i feel it too but shorty's making coffee and I am going for some shaggggging on the kitshen stove.......gomt be jealous or hurt, thats how life it

Look at this shyte!

haha, no one with an IQ of over 70 would think this is even worth posting. Nigga look like hes having an epileptic fit on the keyboard... nothing is spelled right... its just a damn mess.

Idowuogbo: Bullyshhyte!!!!! u got slayed joor! now shut it!

I am not even joking i cannot understand what that dude wrote. It was the stupidest thing i have ever read. Maybe I made the mistake of using smart ppl insults with dumb ppl.

lol I don't think you guys even know who oedipus is.

You guys are dumb.. that was among the stupidest most nonsensical posts i have ever read on Nairaland. Maybe i dont get it because i dont speak pidgin. But If thats your cup of tea w/e its all fun and games

OEPHIUS: so let me get this niggah, you broke, aint got a job to go to, aint gat a biatch beside you who slept over so you are defo cold and your d1ck is as hard as a murderfVcker and you need someone to keep you company........you should have paid for some slut to do you instead of seraching for someone to whine all alover you here.........anyway, I git things to do so this is the only pices i can decicate to you so eat it, and get mad......but bro today get a girl over night, the winter is killing i feel it too but shorty's making coffee and I am going for some shaggggging on the kitshen stove.......gomt be jealous or hurt, thats how life it

you guys are dumbasses if you think this was a good insult. Can someone translate it into english?

look at the bolded... this nigga don lost his train of though mid-sentence.