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lemme post my human centipede picture again. The first one is Oephius, the second one is lalaosky and thats mynd44 taking up the rear. Just sluuuurrpin on that a$$

[quote author=Mynd_44]Seriously pleep, the guy killed you with one post.[/quote]

OEPHIUS: so let me get this niggah, you broke, aint got a job to go to, aint gat a biatch beside you who slept over so you are defo cold and your d1ck is as hard as a murderfVcker and you need someone to keep you company........you should have paid for some slut to do you instead of seraching for someone to whine all alover you here.........anyway, I git things to do so this is the only pices i can decicate to you so eat it, and get mad......but bro today get a girl over night, the winter is killing i feel it too but shorty's making coffee and I am going for some shaggggging on the kitshen stove.......gomt be jealous or hurt, thats how life it

Well, im glad you were able to decipher it, i can't.

aaaaaaaassssssuckaaaaahs

You know what OEPHIUS reminds me off? A dumbass kid trying to pronounce Oedipus. I hope you had fun with your mom

OEPHIUS: Dude, I dont know you. But keep this up am amma get the thought that you gat some personal shyt.........it is thrashed, get along with the flow.
...........not an invitation to glocking but a call to shutting

Im bored, its 6:30 am and i wanna talk s.hit. If thats a problem to you bring it on nigga

lalaosky: you and this gay stuff...keep dreaming

why don't u kiss his a$$?

nigga suckin bootie again. #human centipede

nigga was slurping and licking his lips.

ok ill stop

OEPHIUS: i made an observation and you went personal omi me that's what. But its all good....... Gat some lines but lacks sting..........you think we can be friends?...... Guess me freedom got me too happy

I was thinking the same thing actually. Dude was sucking serious bootie.

like he tryna get laid or somthin

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In case you guys were wondering i texted this chick a couple days later... and she never replies

When we meet again she tells me she never replies to the first text, but only replies after shes been texted multiple times. Then she told me that she will answer if i text her again. wtf

Im gunna wait like 2 weeks

[quote author=fukcwitme ]A niggah shudnt call a bish fat or ugly b/c we b under alotta pressure 2 look good n wen a niggah tell us we fat or ugly, dat shyt make us feel bad. All bishes cant b super skinny n gorgeous like the damn media make all the models 2 b. If my a$$ could look like some tika sumpter or kat graham den I wud b happy but I gotta keep it kool wit wat I got. So niggahs needa learn 2 appreciate us females, we can't all b no victoria secret models.[/quote]what if a nigga called you a bytch, would that be offensive?

I dont mind chicks like this, its kinda cute as long as they are not crazy enough to physically harm me. But seriously, people should be a little more tactfull when flirting with other ppl in the veiw of ur significant other.

its disrespectfull

He places his hands on you with ease.

lol... i wish!

If there is one thing nairaland taught me.. its that Nigerian women suck donkey joystick. I better find me a nice big bootie mixed chick in America

[quote author=lola.luv]Their ar$e is being whopped, that's why. So they gots to cry.

For real though, never seen such a large meet of venomous, petty, spiteful men, huddled in one big group of spite and rage as this.
Nairaland seems to be a breeding ground for these kind of men and the hate they emit is so palpable....

Anyways, thankfully it's not all of them that act this way. Won't mention names though....[/quote]Roflmo @ the bolded. How vivid

moonraker: Lebete, Oyato!!!

Erm whats up with that?? you guys have a past or something!!!

I have like 20 stalkers that contantly try to e-beef me on everything i post

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Girl! I already said this negro has abandonment issues with his mother and blame all Nigerian women for what he was deprived of. You know Papa Smurf has to stunt like the rest of the broke manbitches. [/quote]like i said earlier:

pleep: Eya! my mother is the perfect woman. She even taught me how to protect myself from goldiggers (Igbo and Yoruba are the worst)

My mother is awesome, she taught me what a real woman is like. That is why i pick on your kind so much

[quote author=Mynd_44]I blame people who think they are smart for what the world is turning into[/quote]i wasn't talking about you mayne

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You need to deal with abandonment issues you have with your mother. It will improve your perception and relationships with women.

Raising a CHILD regardless of sex is a job FOR BOTH PARENTs otherwise a man wouldn't need a woman to produce a child and a woman wouldn't need a man to produce a child. It is like saying girls should be raise by their mothers as if fathers aren't able to train a girl how she should go. It is vapid and moronic to say the least.

There are plenty of men raising boys and see how bleeped they are.....were you raised by your father?[/quote]woooooooah why are you trying to fight me, do i know you? All i'm saying is manhood is something fathers teach their sons, not mothers teach their sons. When single mothers try and make their son a "man" you often end up with a thug that called females hoes, or a simp that looses all his money to baby mommas. This is all stuff that has been well studied and documented in the black community.

Of course children need both parents, that is what i was saying all along. Just relax

i blame niggas for what nairaland has become

Freshman but faaaaaaar from poor. Yes, I haven't dated a Nigerian chick but that is because a smart man learns from others mistakes not his own.

Now leave me alone ikeke. I'm not going to start this with you tonight.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]The ugliest ones have the loudest mouth.

You for fine small before insulting the women in your household, they deserve better.[/quote]Eya! my mother is the perfect woman. She even taught me how to protect myself from goldiggers (Igbo and Yoruba are the worst)

Less attractive chicks are superior to the hotties in every single way. (except looks) I thinks somewhere around 7.5 to 8 is the perfect number, any higher than this and the girl has issues. Bad conversation.. insecurities etc.

Poor hotties tho its not their fault, people have been treating them weird since 8th grade that is why they are such a mess.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Back in the ancient years...boys went through hell to become men!

Nowadays...I blame the women for what men has become.[/quote]A woman has no role is creating a man, that is the job of the father.

If you, as a single mother, try to make your son a 'man' by abusing and emotionally numbing him you will create a thug. This thug will not only carry feelings of aggression towards the world, but also towards women in general because his mother did not lead him to associate females with things like 'tenderness', 'nurturing', and 'love'.

This association can only be learned by example. If you try to tell him you will simply turn your son into a Mugu to be used and abused by other women.

OP if you want to year the real truth listen up.

You Nigerian women are horrible, you have every bad quality conceivable in a female and to make matters worse you cant even admit it. Nothing could ever posses me to date a Nigerian girl, not after everything i've seen and heard. When a ton of people are saying the same damn thing about you, listen up because it is the truth.

As for the men, they deserve everything they get because they made you this way. I believe the women in a society are a reflection of the men. Nigerian men are a greedy spineless gaggle of thirsty niggas with balls for brains, but if you want to know why they come online to rant and complain look in the mirror.

if i tell someone they are fat or ugly the point is to insult them.

You fuckin dumbass.

Fox: lol Thanks Pleep! But I doubt that our women back home have a problem with dating white men though. Do you guys agree or disagree?

Agree. I think the majority of black women have a secret lust for white men.