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have u ever been to somalia btw?

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haha, jk im not albino.

hi everybody in d house u guys rock i,m new in block and i must confess that u guys are really funny,infact i,m rolling on the floor.

yea nland is great for laughs

^haha i know right? but if he did they would act like its the most horrible unprovoked thing ever 

anyway he cant, and if he tries they'll just bomb him to dust. 

sexkillz:
SHYTE. . . HOYL SHYTE. . .    Katy86, Why then the Sudden Turn Around? You Want to Continue where you left off??

Yes i do belive she does.   just to put it in context, this was after tom28 said white ppl smell bad:

Katy86:
So I am not a racist I am talking about what I experience.

Black men, oh, most of them, are so silly. You have to be surprised when the can walk straight up or find the door in a house to go in, and wow, they are stinking like wow!!,  do they know that they can wash theirself with water and soap??

And why they never work? Why they sell drug all the time
Do they know that they can work for their money

I only know two black boys who behave like white boys (you know working and taking a shower), but the rest behave like , 

and the black females , oh,  they are bleeping for money 24 hours of the day.

but hey I am not a racist, I just talk about my experience with black people from Africa 

Araboy:
@ african1 what you doing in vegas are you striping there ? I thing pleep can afford lap dance from  you

Not gunna lie i would love that very much. where did you say that somali owned strip club was?

^ the united states is more moral and religous than people think.

ive heard bauchi state is really clean. but from personal experience i would have to say calabar is the cleanest.

and onitsha is probably one of the dirtiest.

check this topic out, this guys situation, and passion are very similar to yours. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-706682.0.html

Lol thanks, that's the pervert in me

Do you like the way I bypassed the censor? I'm really proud of that

^yup, she trieds her bestest.

african1:
^^ Well you know what they say the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Hey african1 I think I finnaly figured out what you mean by this !

^Thanks for the info. Pump action shotgun? Sounds good, a gun with personality    But there's gunna be some serious problems concealing it.
Your right though, importing an Uzi could be a little foolhardy, especially with all the terrorism threats etc. I might need to reconsider that one. Haha
You said all the ordinance needed could be found in naija, but where should I look? Seems like I could run into some sketchy ppl ooo.

And how is hunting in Nigeria?

Tpia@ when did you grow a peanus!

ha, she thinks im 190. And she thinks im a racist. lol, how am i a racist?

^^ know right? im learning quite a bit

^^ no I'm not - to much of a pervert  but I am religious though.

I'm pretty sure your smokin' hot just like me 

Yea! I noticed, I think it is pretty funny.

it's even more than you think actually. You said your favorite fruit was pineapple right? 

I think the best Chris rock skit was "the difference between niggas & black people" lol too funny. Dave chappele is definatly my favorite though, second would have too be Dane cook.
And I am not making this up- we really have the same favorite comedian. . .

Lol @ Julian. I think I hate everyone on that show, It's hilarious tho.

african1:
I don't think I would get a long with someone super religous. I am too wild, and not in bad way ofcourse, but in a way that might seem bad to them.

HOLY SHIZz send me your pictures ASAP!!!