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Christianity EtcRe: Vincent & Faith Nzeakor: Achieving Sexual Orgasm In A Christian Marriage (Photo) by Plumkin(f): 12:36am On Feb 13, 2018
Kayan Mata goes to church
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Poses With Her Friends In Pant & Bra As She Celebrates Birthday. PICS by Plumkin(f): 2:20am On Jan 18, 2018
I just wonder where the Noahs of this generation are, because it seems we’re already reenacting Sodom and Gomorrah.
EducationRe: See The Assignment Given To A 2-year Old In Pre School by Plumkin(f): 6:16am On Jun 02, 2017
I'm not even sure I would allow my child to a conventional school at such a tender age. But if I did, it's definitely not going to be some mushroom business centre called school because no QUALIFIED TEACHER would try to mind f^*k a 2 year old like this...so annoying
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by Plumkin(f):
I think these kinds of tests are just unnecessary; a by-product of a twisted mind. It is like begging for something that will still be handed to you whether you want it or you don't.
If we are still breathing, Tests Always happen in Life. We usually don't have a say on when, how or what it is. Those tests, that mother nature herself brings our way, are the real tests of virtue: strength,faith, love, loyalty, good morals etc..

Dear Poster, I think you played your part well. If you are truly in Love with your girl, I believe you'll never have cause to regret your actions.
FashionRe: Which Do You Prefer.Shoes Or Sandals? by Plumkin(f): 7:12pm On Dec 06, 2013
Shoes or Sandals with heels
Foreign AffairsRe: Nobody Dies After Two Planes Full Of Skydivers Crash In The Air by Plumkin(f): 4:46am On Nov 10, 2013
Me thinks it was all staged by a bunch of daredevil thrill seekers or maybe some kind of research.
FamilyRe: Why Women Should Be Financially Independent. by Plumkin(f): 1:53pm On Oct 16, 2013
No one talks bout dependent men, yet they exist undecided
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia And Daughter by Plumkin(f): 1:10pm On Sep 15, 2013
Ewooo! See pouting ooo *lmao*
FoodRe: Wonders You Can Do With Noodles by Plumkin(f): 1:00pm On Sep 12, 2013
Wonders indeedy...looks like puke..*face palm*Sorry
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Half Of A Yellow Sun Premiere In Canada by Plumkin(f): 9:57am On Sep 09, 2013
Madam Onyeka is magnifique kiss.... Our 'Julia Roberts' reminds me of a lab assistant sans shoes undecided ...end tym fashion :-x
FamilyRe: Fun- Bonding Activities For Couples by Plumkin(f): 5:03pm On Sep 06, 2013
In no specific order and under the assumption that you're both in love:

Stare into each other's eyes
Don't forget the kissy kissy
Shower together
Play fight
Dance
Fall asleep in each other's arms
Learn something new together
Try to let some things go, so long it doesn't lead to resentment
Try not to get too clingy
Honesty is premium
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are You A Lark, An Owl Or Hummingbird? by Plumkin(f): 3:29pm On Sep 06, 2013
To be very very realistic... I could be any of the three at any point in time. It all depends on my state of mind and the task at hand.

My boss seems to be an 'OWL' though: Lethargic all morning till Lunch time,visibly battles sleep after lunch till some 30 minutes to closing time(5pm) when his brain suddenly lights up and then he starts doing light weight jobs or find faults where there is none.
FashionRe: Eniola Badmus' New Look by Plumkin(f): 9:42pm On Aug 14, 2013
You go fear arrangement now. Some photographer's sef,
Nairaland GeneralRe: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by Plumkin(f): 9:11pm On May 20, 2013
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Nairaland GeneralRe: 190 Thread On Funny Pics by Plumkin(f): 7:54pm On May 20, 2013
I've got a couple.

BusinessPaper Recycling Company In Nigeria by Plumkin(op): 2:06pm On Jan 28, 2013
Dear Nairalanders, I'm looking for paper recycling companies in Nigeria, preferably ones based in Lagos. Please share on here any useful information. Gracias!
Jokes EtcRe: "Made In Naija Ingrish", Add Yours! by Plumkin(f): 8:27am On Dec 23, 2012
"Night vigil":na afternoon u wan do ya own before?
"Dinner Night":na morning dem dey chop dinner for ya own village? Shoo
"Owo Rent":I bow for ya matter o
"Avoid instead of Afford": E be like say you and Jenifa dey for the same ooovvice
Jokes EtcRe: Sarcasm At It's Finest..... Add Yours by Plumkin(f): 8:18am On Dec 23, 2012
I'm the BOSS cos my wife says I am!
Jokes EtcRe: Sarcasm At It's Finest..... Add Yours by Plumkin(f): 8:07am On Dec 23, 2012
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stup*d;I thought you already knew.
RomanceRe: Put My Pic On Ur Fb Or Break Up: by Plumkin(f): 12:39pm On Oct 05, 2011
You couldn't have put it better MRbrownJAY
LiteratureRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Fail To Pronounce These Words Correctly? by Plumkin(f): 4:14pm On Sep 28, 2011
Wallie:
The pronunciations of magicians, musicians and politicians are actually close to your phonetic spellings except for the "k", at least in the US.
Interesting. Is there any explanation for the others? Like 'Mutoh car'
LiteratureRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Fail To Pronounce These Words Correctly? by Plumkin(f): 3:43pm On Sep 28, 2011
xreal:
pleasure = pleayure

. . .   irritates me.
Yes ooo!
Pleayure, meayure,preyyure
magikshians, musikshians,politiktishians
asshume,conshume closh-up,shoap
mutor car
The list is endless,
LiteratureRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Fail To Pronounce These Words Correctly? by Plumkin(f): 1:18pm On Sep 28, 2011
^^^Let them keep wallowing in their mediocrity, they might get a Nobel someday.
LiteratureRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Fail To Pronounce These Words Correctly? by Plumkin(f): 12:47pm On Sep 28, 2011
[color=#550000][/color]For your information guys, you will never see it anywhere that I have any problem with any accent. I hope you have not adapted your reading skills to the ways of your culture. That is if you’ve got one, wink
LiteratureRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Fail To Pronounce These Words Correctly? by Plumkin(f): 11:39am On Sep 28, 2011
It’s funny how we struggle to keep up with international standards in our fashion, music, food, education etc. But, it ceases to be the same when it comes to the area of language.
Someone suddenly realises that English is not their mother tongue. So, why do you give birth to children and keep him/her from speaking ‘vernacular’?!
LiteratureRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Fail To Pronounce These Words Correctly? by Plumkin(f): 7:28am On Sep 28, 2011
I think a lot of people mispronounce words because they do not know their meanings and probably they never care to find out.
I understand when they know that they are not well educated and are open to learning.
The most annoying are the BSc English,MBA & other fancy degrees parading ones. They would boldly ask you to expantiate angry on a topic, demand for visibility undecided studies, want to know your[b] itinery [/b] undecided and wants to[b] satisfy [/b] cry my work! So damn annoying.
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CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Spotted At The Damage Premier Trashy Or Flashy? by Plumkin(f): 11:02am On Aug 28, 2011
Too much black ruined the look. I would lose the jacket if I were her.
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To Strange-Looking Baby After 13 Months (Pics) by Plumkin(f): 9:25pm On Aug 15, 2011
[quote author=Plumkin link=topic=735697.msg8930385#msg8930385 date=1313439290][/quote]Not this way. This picture unaccompanied by the advice of a medical professional teaches no lesson!
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To Strange-Looking Baby After 13 Months (Pics) by Plumkin(f): 9:14pm On Aug 15, 2011
engineerd:
The baby looks like a giant frog. maybe the woman umnnnnn a froghuh Just kidding, please put a discretion warning on this forum as it contains images that might be disturbing to some!
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Concurring with you view on putting a discretion warning up.

For me, the pictures are gory and disturbing. At least, consider the expectant mothers on the forum and take down the pictures. I don't think this is a good thing for them to see. Even if they pray round the clock. Thank you!!!
CrimeRe: Woman With 7 Babies born in 12 months Charged with Child Trafficking by Plumkin(f): 4:47pm On Jul 14, 2011
Soon she will be blaming it on the devil,
RomanceRe: Let's Discuss Why Relationships Break Up. . . by Plumkin(f): 8:03am On Jul 07, 2011
Religious and Cultural issues top my list. I and my boyfriend of 5 yrs have broken up for about 4 months now, but not a single member of his family seem to care.

They are muslims and I am christain and the father told me in clear terms that i will have to convert to islam to marry their son. The mother, she's kept mum and only says things to her son about the relationship. Worse still, I never get to hear whatever she's said, even if i asked till thy kingdom come.

It is reaaallly hard but I'm trying to forget the past ang get on with my life,
CelebritiesRe: Winners Of 2011 Bet Awards ,tuface, D Banj Win Best International Act by Plumkin(f): 11:52am On Jun 28, 2011
Congrats to both, although I'm quite dissapointed they tied. Is it me or D'banj's get-up is booooring? undecided

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