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Education › Re: Federal Universities Should Re-open - Pro-chancellors by pmc01(m): 1:13am On Nov 28, 2013
Ezedon: They really need to reopen, our girls are getting pregnants at home
sad angry embarassed lipsrsealed undecided cry

ASUU should include your case in the next round of negotiations.
Politics › Re: PDP Expels Baraje, Oyinlola, Jaja by pmc01(m): 12:06am On Nov 28, 2013
Kilo wa kan aye nibe?

undecided
Politics › Re: Heavy Jubilation In Portharcourt In Celebration Of End Of Amaechi's Era In Pdp. by pmc01(m): 4:28pm On Nov 27, 2013
Seriously, what is this?

The OP and people who digested this hook, line and sinker without asking for any evidence to back up this trash are learning learners.

Trashy trash!
Business › Re: 20 Things The Rich Do Every Day by pmc01(m): 3:21pm On Nov 27, 2013
tellwisdom: But bro, you are not rich; how did you know all this?? sad
Man's inhumanity to man...#Cyberbully# undecided cry
Politics › Re: Reps Speaker, Tambuwal, Says Members Can Now Join APC! by pmc01(m): 2:41pm On Nov 27, 2013
tomakint: Tambuwal has always been a snake that needs no introduction, Jonathan can get rid of him, he is acting as a double agent!
Get rid of him in what sense? Did he put him there?
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:24pm On Nov 27, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]concorted to make money from gullible people[/quote]Family dey house and must wack smiley
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:22pm On Nov 27, 2013
angel TI: Picture(s) or it didn't happen!
cheesy
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:38pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]You and I know it is implausible[/quote]I agree with you. The newspaper is not a popular brand.

I guess it's about giving Nigerians the 'sensational news they want'.

But the news was on the Paper's frontpage sha.
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:33pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=emmy-richie]Market women gist. undecided[/quote]My mama has never addressed me as 'my daughter'. Did you dream of Market women or what?
angry

I recommend you take your brunch ASAP to 'balance your system'.

grin
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:27pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]I am just saying cos for the woman to give both to a tortoise, they must have been fraternising with tortoise in the spiritual realm grin[/quote]Me simply thinks the Tortoise should just be charged for impersonation and murder of an innocent, defenseless soul.

grin
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:25pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Why waste food. Some people eat tortoise you know[/quote]Waste food? we are talking of their pikin!
undecided
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:19pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]I will refund it oo.

But how will they use OLX? They are but mere villagers na gringrin[/quote]Talk true, are you 'fantasizing' on how the meat would taste like?

Trust me, your secret is safe. I might even help a brother do a follow up. I don't think Tortoise meat is sold in the open market though.
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:14pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]I will refund it oo.

But how will they use OLX? They are but mere villagers na gringrin[/quote]A badt sharp guy could volunteer to help them 'bury' it, to save them more grief. grin
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 1:08pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]You must pay me to show sadness separately oooo:tonguetongue

are you sure they did not eat the tortoise? gringringrin[/quote]If you flop your lines, will you refund our money? wink

Haba! Why will they chop thier 'baby'? Tufia! cheesy

I'm thinking we should check OLX if there has been a recent posting of a Tortoise for sale. cheesy
Islam › Re: Still On Dr. Muhammad Yunus Nazeef Of Kogi State University by pmc01(op): 12:35pm On Nov 26, 2013
I guess we will only have to stay on the issue and follow actions of all parties involved, as well as how the issue eventually pans out.

I just feel for his wife(ves) and children, just in case he is innocent.
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 12:28pm On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]gringringringringrin[/quote]Na wah for you o. If you were asked to rep Nairaland to go and condone with the family, na so you go dey shine teeth for there?
tongue
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 12:25pm On Nov 26, 2013
idupaul: Ofcourse the fake native Dr Planted the tortoise to hoodwink his client
On a second thought, what does he have to gain?
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 12:24pm On Nov 26, 2013
AMAKAVIOLA: no pix
It's village stuff na... Who go take the Pishure?
Health › Re: 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 12:23pm On Nov 26, 2013
castielo: ...We are nothing but pencils in the hand of the creator. undecided
Can't agree less, very correct!
Politics › Re: G-7 Governors In A Meeting With Apc Leadership by pmc01(op): 12:20pm On Nov 26, 2013
The painful part of the saga and other political activities going on around the country is that Governance has been relegated to the background. It's all about political relevance. We the lead just keep been spectators, having lost faith in the whole system.

I really wish we can take a cue from Ghanians though; public opinion on National issues is not irrelevant in their country. They never get tired of talking and ensuring their Government hears them.

Considering we have much more people, especially youths here, it's just sad that it's only politicians running the whole thing.
Celebrities › Re: Romantic Photos Of President Goodluck & Patience Jonathan by pmc01(m): 11:58am On Nov 26, 2013
wink PhotoMarket cheesy
Politics › G-7 Governors In A Meeting With Apc Leadership by pmc01(op): 11:34am On Nov 26, 2013
Just heard on the radio now that the said Governors are currently in a meeting with the APC leaders. The report stated the meeting commenced at about 9:30am today.
The crisis rocking the People’s
Democratic Party (PDP) may have
finally reached a climax with the G-7
governors resolving to join the
opposition All Progressives Congress
(APC). This comes barely 24 hours
after President Goodluck Jonathan
chose to postpone a planned
meeting with the governors which
was seen as a make or break
meeting.
A source told LEADERSHIP that the
governors reached this decision in a
meeting held last night at the Kano
State governors’ lodge in Abuja. The
meeting ended at about 12.30am.
But LEADERSHIP gathered that one of
the seven governors, Sule Lamido of
Jigawa State may be having great
difficulty in making up his mind
while the remaining six governors
have decided to take a leap of faith
and join the APC.
The six governors that have made up
their mind to join the APC are Rabiu
Kwankwaso (Kano), Aliyu Wamakko
(Sokoto), Muazu Aliyu (Niger), Murtala
Nyako (Adamawa), Abdulfatah
Ahmed (Kwara) and Rotimi Amaechi
(Rivers).
The development may also have a far
reaching effect on members of the
ruling PDP in the National Assembly
and state assemblies with a large
number of the lawmakers expected
to pitch tent with their governors.
www.leadership.ng/news/261113/finally-g-7-govs-move-join-apc
Health › 22 Year Old Housewife Delivered Of A Tortoise by pmc01(op): 11:23am On Nov 26, 2013
Don't really know what to make of this story.
A 22-year old housewife, Mrs. Catherine
Emmanuel Abari, has given birth to a living
tortoise in her Angwan Tiv II residence of
Agyaragu town, headquarters of Jenkwe
Development Area of Nasarawa state.
The husband to Catherine, Mr. Emmanuel
Abari, 29, a farmer, told our
correspondent that his wife gave birth to
a “Mr. Tortoise” at about 12 to 1 am
Saturday morning but the creature later
died shortly after 5am same day.
According to Emmanuel, on sighting what
his pregnant wife delivered that Saturday
morning,
“I was shocked, and then I shouted which
attracted other people. It took me a while
before I called my elder brother who
arrived the scene later”, a stricken
Emmanuel told Peoples Daily.
Emmanuel recounted that his wife got
pregnant sometimes in March early this
year but that she started experiencing
problems with it during the fourth month.
“We noticed that at about the fourth or
fifth month, the pregnancy stopped
growing and that was when I took her to
a hospital”, he said.
He said he took her thrice to a hospital in
Agyaragu, the Zhe Mighili Hospital, where
doctors checked his wife, confirming she
was indeed pregnant. However on the
third and final visit to the hospital, they
were referred to another hospital in Lafia,
the state capital, the Sauki Hospital, located
along Abuja Street.
It was there, Emmanuel narrated, that
doctors having confirmed that Catherine
was still pregnant, but also through
scanning, revealed to the couple that what
she was carrying in her belly wasn’t
human.
He continued that on returning home to
Agyaragu, he immediately summoned his
elder brother to jointly discuss the matter
following which it was decided that they
consult a native doctor, an oracle of some
sort.
“The man checked her and promised us
that he will do his best. She remained
there for close to week and when I visited,
I saw some signs because she has already
started bleeding”, he said.
Emmanuel continued that for some days
after she visited the native doctor,
Catherine’s bleeding seized and the oracle
had to administer further medication but
that on a Thursday, nearly one week since
she was taken to the native doctor,
Catherine started her labour in earnest
and eventually delivered around 12 to 1
am Saturday morning.
He said they have however since buried
the tortoise and have accepted their fate.
www.peoplesdailyng.com/22-year-old-housewife-gives-birth-to-a-tortoise-in-nasarawa/
Politics › Re: Switzerland Returns Abacha's $700m Loot To Nigerian Government by pmc01(m): 10:46am On Nov 26, 2013
angry angry My share or it didn't happen undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Man Drowns In Lagos While Swimming To Win A Bet by pmc01(m): 10:22am On Nov 26, 2013

Abdullateef, however, said the deceased merely went to the lagoon to defecate after he became pressed.

“Then, he decided to swim and wash his body. His brother, Wale, waited at the shore. When he was swimming back, he just lost breath, and was exhausted. His brother saw him drowning but did not suspect that anything was wrong until it was too late.”
This guy will make spokespersons to politicians jealous with his 'amazing' ability to twist tales.

Hmmnn!
Politics › Re: Doubts Surround Alleged Attack On Oduah’s Car by pmc01(m): 10:11am On Nov 26, 2013
femogbangba: On the basis of what exactly? Is this how the rule of law will be practised in Biafra?
grin cheesy
Education › Re: Governor Obi Donates N200m To Private Universities by pmc01(m): 8:43am On Nov 26, 2013
aventura: magnus paipatrum of non significant hocus pocus. If only he melangolided the tollibetor, the boshanistical appalum would have been zolisted. Very bad of him. cool
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