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mightyhazel:
u cant be 6"3 and be 75kg,.. except u are as skinny as a broom.

So you see why he is no match for me? I'll kill him - its a promise.

Cousin9999:
Really? So, do you wanna fight him?

He's a featherweight @ 5"7 and 60kg tops. I am 6"3 and around 75kg.

I will kill him.

The only notable boxing bodies are WBC, IBF, WBA & WBO coming in a distant 4th. WBF & others are jokes.

This guy is a joke.

The snake was just shedding its skin.

Yes, I love rabbit meat

I am personally disappointed in them. Intern robbers.

Obviously, he has caught her cheating in the past that's why he is so brazen about it and she cant protest.

One criminal handing over to another.

How to beat women

That's a Lai Mohammed snake
Very venomous & ugly

Nonsense for kids

10 years from now, after they have used his destiny & dumped him, he will beg to feature in a friendly for us.

Agbonlahor, Ameobi, Dennis Aogo, Fashanu, Sidney Sam, Lookman, & co all did the same thing. Today, Jay Jay, Kanu, Odemnwingie, Yakubu, Mikel etc are bigger names than they ever will be.

soundOsonic:
I will answer you with this story.

You see being an introvert in a country such as Nigeria is truly as inconvenience as trying to move forward your underwears that finds its way in between your butt cheeks especially when you are in public.
Nigeria is a country whose slogan is "shine your eye" there is no room for luke warm state of Character or melancholic display. Everyone is as active as the houseflies in ikorodu, riding the current of the wind hapzardly rather than just moving in a straight line to get your destination.
In layman's term singing market women trying to market their merchandize, noisy bus attendant trying to call in more commuters, blaring horns heard from all for cardinals, strange voices emanating from loud speaker selling their herbals, shop owners trying to kidnap you by forcefully dragging you to their shops even though you are resisting softly, loud talkers in the restaurants, tale bearers in the office, and gossip flying of like Christmas jingles in an organization.
This is obviously the hyper active behavior shown by most Nigerians, and the introverted ones just have to forcefully blend into this madness, if not you will be consider as weak, inadequate.
As an introvert, I have partaking in conversation I have no interest in for the sake of moving along, I have acted and feign facial concern for matters that shouldn't my concerns. I have found myself in friendship that I just don't know how or when we became friends.
This is Nigeria, with a very noisy people, clingy people, people who don't just like minding their business, people who just want to feel along by all means. Fvck Nigeria

Continue pretending to be who you are not just to satisfy others.
I am an introvert & will continue to remain one. If you don't like it, stay away from me. Afterall, you asked for my acquaintance, I never needed it. Rubbish.

SimplyAJ:
���. She might just want to look good and fit for herself. Not necessarily a man.

So why does she only wear it when going out on a date or notable social functions? I have never seen a woman wear this indoors alone.

blazesam:
With your good Grammer, what have you archived with it, are you been paid for it? Rubbish, that y northerners are ahead of most of u. Not what I speak but what I do. Mumu

An ASM in a multinational corporation like Airtel requires proper education to excel. So its either you are a liar & scammer or you are a factory worker.

Na wa. All these James Bond gadgets to impress men. Hmmm

With your shocking grammar? I smell lies

Orcas are not in your Top 3? Shit list!

jackslow:
I have with 2 throw pillows going for 33k

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FCMBIssues:
Good Day Nairalanders,

I’m a Blogger and Google Publisher. I’m here to Report my Issue with FCMB Bank.

On The 21st of this Month (December 2020), A Payment was sent to me by Google Ireland Limited just as they do every month Since this Year Started. The Payment was sent into my FCMB Bank- same Bank I’ve been using to receive all my Advert Payment From Google and Other Companies, but this time Around FCMB is refusing to Credit my Funds which was sent in by Google and I want to use this medium to WARN People about Transacting with FCMB Bank (Mostly International Money Transactions).

My Story goes as thus:
On The 21st of This Month Google Sent $2,685.38 USD to my FCMB Bank Account (The Same which they have been sending to every month and I’ve been getting credit – without issues).![/b]

Give me 10% so I can support you against FCMB

Funny how people can't spell the one thing they use all their time & energy on

Abilistic:
Interesting!

So how did you understand what he wrote?

busted!!

odimbannamdi:
Honestly, this is the most hilarious post I have seen on this thread.

If you know the kind men wey dey here, you go know sey nobody send that your monetary offer. What we do here mainly is dissemination of valuable tips and information.

If you dont get off your high horse and give yourself to basic study of the inverter process, this is what will happen to you shortly:

1. You will eventually get an installer that you, even in your present little knowledge, are far better than.

2. He will give you a quote of at least 700k to power those appliances you listed up there

3. In less than 6 months, the bank will will not hold up to 1hr backup time. Your appliances will be lucky to survive

4. You will then be forced to understand how the whole process works

5. You will use an alternate moniker to begin asking burning questions on how to do things better

6. You will then dole out at least 500k to step wisely create your own ideal system.

Baba, I no dey swear for you ooo...but I speak based on both direct and indirect experience.

Na here all of us dey dey wait for you.

Thank you very much Mr. ITK. Although nobody been ask you.

So for your mind, because I talk say I nor sabi all those terms & terminologies come mean say I be complete Jew man.
I don use inverter wella just say I never personally owned one b4.

I can operate it as long as it is set up & told what to connect/disconnect. E no be rocket science.

Thanks once again oversabi. Belike say all man for dis thread jus like to chook mouth 4 wetin nor concern una like market women. Yet una dey claim "big men wey no get time for my small money". Na wa.

I don comot here abeg.

IYGEAL:
Most people who answered you here so far actually aren't people looking for business but people who would relish seeing you get exactly what you need and probably come here someday to testify. They mostly have massive inverter systems in their homes and business places and would gladly welcome you to the world of Alternative Energy, away from the disappointing one our country offers.

The way you're responding is unfair. I got help and clarifications from here too.

It can be deduced you apparently don't understand how the system works. But when you included running the inverter for 10hrs in your first post, honest 'helpers' or even installers would immediately ask for the consumption rates (in Watts) of those loads. This is because, given the same set up, you cannot run a load of 1000 Watts for the same hours you would run a load of 100 Watts. This is the first step.

If all you want is to pay money and get a working 2Kva inverter, you can walk into a shop where they are sold and get a willing installer to install it for you.

But, except if you show him your loads and he does those calculations @Ojesky did and gives you a better quotation and subsequent services, you will be disappointed and still come here (or go elsewhere, or do a personal research) to get a better info and finally get what you want and more.

Then, in retrospect, you'd realize everyone here is only trying to help you.

Thank you. I'll reply you reasonably because you afforded me same.

If the response you deem "unfair" is the one where I said I don't understand a thing then you may have misunderstood me.

I was actually being honest. All his calculations/terms confunded me & I was lost so I didn't know what next to type. It wasn't an insult.

All I wanted was a price tag so I could negotiate & we agree & deal. I have no clue what 2000ah & 4, 200watts mean & I duly said so.

Hope you understand. Thanks.

Abdomox:
This attitude is ridiculous and should be stopped. We're all here to learn, and even sellers here are not hungry people. Hence, I see no reason why you should put up such attitude.

Let's learn to respect others.

What attitude? Quote/screenshot it please...
I'll wait.

cypha:
Most people here are DIYers and are not pitching to you, they are giving knowledge for free, you seem to think you have walked into market and everyone here is a seller and should make a sales pitch so as to be rewarded with your patronage, you should check that attitude!

This is ironic coming from someone who just offered "advice" to an absolute stranger he's had no previous correspondence with.

You should check your manners.

If everyone here (like you stated) does not offer services then a simple "kindly check elsewhere, there are no sellers on this thread" would suffice & I would be off to some other place for my needs not baseless assumptions on my intentions/personality. That is hypocritical.

Again, I never demanded anyone respond to me. I simply dropped my message as I did in several other platforms & hopped off. I believed that anyone interested would respond. You could have simply ignored my message & scrolled past.

Finally, your claim that there are no sellers on this thread is false. I just got someone from this thread who is willing to setup an inverter for me.

Goodnight.

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