₦airaland Forum

ismokeweed:
Please who knows the price of a good microwave?

babakb:
if you are out there thinking that girl in the university, polytechnic, fce, school of nursing and midwifery etc is a virgin then you are in delusion, we are in an era of adolescent and teenage sex, even in secondary schools i can say the ratio of non virgins to virgins is 60 40 because even if boys don't approach these girls, the internet will force them to approach the boys for sex, so much indecency circulating in the websites and blogs, social networks, movies, musical videos etc, the kids can never bear or resist the temptations of wanting to practice what they are viewing, our parents really enjoyed during their time, that is why their marriages made sense unlike our generation, our marriage is filled with suspicion, mistrust, anger and disappointment etc because we met ourselves deflowered already, what a shame.

Niwdog:
Is it the fat belly,xtra-large bre*st,down casted bre*st(the destroyed wall of jerico)the broom legs or the over k-leg?? Let's hear from the horse's mouth.

Tinubu:
Right now, noodles are almost growing out of my ears.... Everytime we are together, she never makes any effort to cook anything substantial... The one time she cooked egusi for us, I nearly died. I had a running stomach for days... The story of her jolof is a rather pathetic one that I would rather not exhume..please, what do I do with her? Should I enroll her in a culinary academy, or deport her to my great grandma in the village, so she can be properly guided in this regard

cutemystic:
See pics of taye taiwo hanging out with beyonce

dzeeny:
C'mmon dude... Shez 19 yrs old.. She aint no kid.. Aw come a pastor shez neva met b4 juz shows up nd tells her she needs special deliverance... Den he tells her to get naked nd tie only a wrapper.. Nd she obliged.. Like WTF Wich kain brain she get?? Dun 4gt shez 19... Shez a grown up. She shld kno wahz right or not.

dzeeny:
Mtcheeew... 19 year old girl.. How dumb! Tz d girl's fault jhor.

chiebuka55:
A pastor who has been arrested for alleged rape claims the 19 year old victim is his girlfriend .
The tearful victim said the 29-year-old cleric identified as Anthony Arogunmasa, popular­ly known as pastor at Ikere-Eki­ti community in Ekiti State , lured her into his Araromi Street, Ikere-Ekiti residence under the pretence of giving her spiritual cleansing. She said

“I was just meeting the pastor for the first time in my life. He approached me and told me that I needed some spiritual cleansing.
He said that God instructed him to ensure that the spiritual cleansing was done for me. I fell for him because I saw people calling him pastor. He took me to his house and gave me a candle and soap and asked me to start praying. He also brought out certain ob­jects which he said were prayer items for the spiritual cleansing. In the course of the prayers, he asked me to remove my cloth­ing and just tie a wrapper and I obliged. It wasn’t long after that he suddenly jumped on me and eventually had carnal knowl­edge of me forcefully.”

Though he confessed to having carnal knowledge of the victim, the suspect said that the victim is his girlfriend.

” It is true that I slept with her on September 23, but I didn’t do it forcefully because she has al­ways been my girlfriend”

The Police PPRO said:

“We have proved that it is a clear case of rape. We have a medical proof and during our investigation, we dis­covered that the victim couldn’t have been a girlfriend to the suspect as he (pastor) claims. You can imagine that he doesn’t know the names of the lady, nor where she lives or any of her friends or relations and he claims to be the lady’s boyfriend. How is that possible?”
The sus­pect, who confessed to committing the crime, accosted the victim on September 23 at about 2000 hours and lured her to his house to perform spiritual cleansing because he perceived that the victim was under a spiritual spell.

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SonofIssachar:
One day Satan went to visit Jesus in the Garden of Eden, and Satan came all happy and boasting.

"Yes, Lord, now I have everybody captive, well nearly everybody down there. I set traps, I used the baits of temptation; I know well what each one of them can't resist. I nearly caught them all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. He was praying to God the Father.

Satan answered "Oh, I am going to have some fun with them! I’ll make them divorce after they have married so the foundation of humanity [the family] will never be established. I will make them hate each other and abuse each other, make them fall into alcohol and drugs without control. I will teach them to make weapons and bombs, so they kill each other. I am really going to have fun!

"And when you are tired of playing with them, what will you do?" Jesus asked. And continued praying. "Oh, I will kill them all and their souls will be mine forever. Lord, by all respect, it will be their decision."

"How much do you want for all of them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, you can't want these people. They aren't anything good. Why do you want them if they neither follow you nor love you? Many hate you! I have seen many of them spitting on you, cursing you and even denying you. What's more, they love me a lot. You don't want these people!"

"How much?" Jesus asked again. Satan looked at him with a nasty face "All your tears and all your blood, all the pain of the entire world, all together."

Jesus said, "DONE" and He paid the price."

How pathetic it is that people don't seek God, and then ask why the world is going to hell?

How pathetic that we seek the newspaper every day to read about tragedies and we never seek the Bible?

How insensible it is how everybody wants to go to heaven, thinking they can get there without having to believe. It is pathetic how some people can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan Who as matter of fact, does fear God.

Don't you think it's pathetic that we send each other thousands of jokes by email, so they spread like plagues, but when it's about the Lord's messages, we think twice before we share them; and we leave the mailboxes of our friends without this message?

Don't you think it is outrageous that the obscene, vulgar and crude is allowed freely to pass through the internet that even many people would desire to get into the screen. But it is forbidden to speak publicly about Jesus in the schools, places of work self-helping groups, etc., even after knowing what He did for us. Because the Romans didn't kill Him. It was our sin. That we may be forgiven and know Him in His glory with the Father.

Doesn't it seem incredible how somebody can be a light in the Church on Sabbath, worshipping and thanking the Lord for His mercy, for one more day to live etc. but during the rest of the week he is an invisible Christian! Does this seem just to you?

Meditation: Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, to which you were also called and have confessed the good confession in the presence of many witnesses. – 1 Timothy 6:12

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

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kingphilip:
the news making the headlines in all dailies and the electronic media and front-page on nairaland is that of the ceasefire reached between the federal government and the insurgents-boko haram

this thread seeks the honest and humble opinion of Nigerians across the two political parties on their take on this ceasefire agreement
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my opinion on this matter is this even though this should have been long ago and spared some lives, I think it is beta at this time because putting it off for any reason(s) will cause them to continue thereby leading to more loss of life and properties

murimoney:
I am ugly, got big lips (not black), got big nose, yellow teeth (not all), mouth odour, hairy (my legs n little on my arms) well am quiet tall though. With these I've lost so much confidence that am not so social. Being online is mostly my redemption. HELP!!! Am not lying you can check my profile pics.

helpmeohgod:
Sources-channels news with pix

helpmeohgod:
Sources-channels news with pix

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Sources-channels news with pix

Janefunmi:
Am Aanu, a yoruba lady, a xtian , i need a working class man , a xtian, that is ready for a serious relationship between d age 26 to 30 to mail me on janefunmi@gmail.com

obongtunji:
Nairalander please don't waste your mb commenting. Op is just an attention seeker, you guys can check his profile you will know what I'm saying.

Kefetjey:
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Kefetjey:
what does sex mean to u

Kefetjey:
u say its JUST sex?

Kefetjey:
not really but quitting a relationship because of sex doesnt make sense

Kefetjey:
it depends on d people involved

itstpia1:
so, africans are ok with buying and selling humans?

Kefetjey:
A guy after dating for 2days asked for sex and the lady refused then he quit the relationship. what do you call that type of guy?

ogahlouiskid18:
WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN? HIS MOTHER OR WIFE?

ARGUMENT:
{Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1yr.

{Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking.

(Mother} - I carried him for nine months.

{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

{Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains.

{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.

Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell me your answer. First send to your friends to see their responds. Don't spoil the fun please...

LagosShia:
there is no verse in the Qur'an that proclaims the death penalty for apostasy. it is just not found in the Qur'an. in fact, quite the contrary is found. take a look:

"And say, "The truth is from your Lord, so whoever wills - let him believe; and whoever wills - let him disbelieve." (18:29)

"There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong." (2:256)

"You have your religion, and I have my religion." (109:6)

"Those who believe, then disbelieve, then believe again, then disbelieve, and then increase in their disbelief - Allah will never forgive them nor guide them to the path." (4:137).

based on verse (4:137),if a person is to be killed for apostasy,then how can he "believe again after he disbelieves"?