Education › Re: As A Christain Will You Prefer To Cheat in order to Pass Or To Fail Honourably by podosci(m): 11:52am On Oct 20, 2014 |
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Education › Re: No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (see Photo) by podosci(m): 11:20am On Oct 20, 2014 |
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Politics › Re: Gov Ayo Fayose Of Ekiti Prostrate In Church, Ask God For Forgiveness by podosci(m): 11:17am On Oct 20, 2014 |
niyajayi: Gov Ayo Fayose of Ekiti pprostrates fully in. Church, begs God for forgiveness and ppromised to sin no more Nonsesnse.........He is still going to embezzle has much has possible and possibly even donate part to the church . |
Education › Re: Why Studying In Cyprus Is Far Better Than In Usa Or Uk........ by podosci(m): 10:57am On Oct 20, 2014 |
GLOBALINF: DO YOU KNOW THOSE FACTS? • A Breakdown of student members in Cyprus International University • There are students from 64 countries • 50% of the students have scholarships • 70% of the students live on campus • There are 30 different student clubs • While CIU had 3,545 students in 2006, the number rose to 7,948 in 2014. • Over five year period, the number of students has risen by 97.47%
FOR MORE INFO PLS CALL 08064934353 BB: 24EA4865 Please do they offer masters scholarships? |
Nairaland General › Re: Sixteen Year Old Blogger 's Response On US Company' S Nigerian Ebola T-shirt by podosci(m): 10:50am On Oct 20, 2014 |
ElFenomeno1: WE DID NOT CREATE NANOSILVER... Somebody should tell that kid! This is the problem with Nigeria.....after reading the whole sentence thats what you could make out of it......This is why we wld continue being ruled by idiots |
Christianity Etc › Re: Let Us Reason by podosci(m): 10:35am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Nobody has answered my question? First how was the world populated since Adam and even where the first creations,,,Did there children have sex with each other?, did the children have sex with there mother? Second If man eventually creats a a genuine functional human,,throw cloning or wateva means posiible and if man finds other life forms on other plantes, Would you still believe in God? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Let Us Reason by podosci(m): 10:30am On Oct 20, 2014 |
asalimpo: pink unicorn, spaghetti monster, myth , etc - who throws the insults? Atheist or theists? We all cannot be held accountable for the sins of others....Have i insulted you b4? No,, have you insulted me b4? No.....lets start a new chapter in our arguements |
Christianity Etc › Re: Let Us Reason by podosci(m): 9:51am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Idrismusty97: Nice points podosci, Unlike creationists science isn't claiming they know everything. Science make sure it has physical or empirical evidence and has undergone research for anytin it professes..........unlike religion,,,,,i was having a logical arguement once with someone and when he realized he was loosing,,,he started changing to topic to hell and heaven |
Christianity Etc › Re: Let Us Reason by podosci(m): 9:35am On Oct 20, 2014 |
Please lets keep an open mind and not refer to insults......comment appropriately,,,,Nobody here is either going to become religious or atheist because u proved ur arguemment......Argue maturly,,,,thank you |
Christianity Etc › Re: Let Us Reason by podosci(m): 9:32am On Oct 20, 2014 |
DoctorAshley: when we see a camera, a radio,or a computer,we readily acknowledge that it must have been produced by an intelligent designer.Would it be reasonable,then,to say that far more complex things,the eye,the ear,and the brain-did not originate with an intelligent Designer? let us be logical and open minded. For centuries there has been an aguement btw creationist and evolutionist...........either way we all aknowledge Man has to have come from somwhere..........For the main time creationist( God ) are winning but are loosing on other fronts like discovery of many solar system, galaxies, planets, suns and things even the bible and Quran forgot to mention......People argue that Bible and Quran were writn from Man's perspective and that there is no way he could have known about the existance of such things at that time,,,,if this books were writn under the inspiration of God, then God should have mention them to man,,, buh mayb he forgot........like when God forgot to tell us how Adam and even populated the earth,,the children of Adam and eve where dey having sex with each other or were they having sex with there morther?...... Anytin beyong the explanation of man is referd to has heavenly or accredited to God.......when Galilio first profesed that the Sun was the center of the Universe, The Catholic church had him killed for blasphemy......Slowly man is begining to understand certain things that were previously beyond the explanation of man,,,,,like a man can seem dead for several days, even weeks and eventualy wake up......this in medicine is called coma When man eventually finds other life forms in other planets and when man eventualy creats the first functional human being.......The question is would you still believe in God? |
Education › Re: As A Christain Will You Prefer To Cheat in order to Pass Or To Fail Honourably by podosci(m): 9:10am On Oct 20, 2014 |
shollynoob: Don't get twisted, am not used to failure. its more appropriate to call it self confidence. Just like the Motto of my Great Alma mater " Discipline, Self Reliance and Excellence". So if I can't get before I enter the examination hall, so be it Which secondary school moto is that.?....it sounds familiar |
Education › Re: As A Christain Will You Prefer To Cheat in order to Pass Or To Fail Honourably by podosci(m): 9:09am On Oct 20, 2014 |
shollynoob: Don't get twisted, am not used to failure. its more appropriate to call it self confidence. Just like the Motto of my Great Alma mater " Discipline, Self Reliance and Excellence". So if I can't get before I enter the examination hall, so be it Which secondary school moto is that.....it sounds familiar |
Romance › Re: Things Girls Should Know by podosci(m): 11:01pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
sharijeb: LEARN TO LET THEM GO........ •Never feel as if the world is coming to an end when someone decides to walk away from you.»LET THEM GO •Trying to force somebody to love you is like trying to teach a pig how to appreciate beauty and cleanliness. »Don't force them,let them love you,if they can't....LET THEM GO •You are too precious to beg for love. A person who truly loves you will respect you and not treat you like trash.»If they treat you like trash... LET THEM GO •Don't waste your valuable time trying to convince or beg anyone to love you. »Someone out there is sinking deeply in love with you, but you too damn busy chasing broken dreams,WHY? LET THEM GO. •Never be sad if someone prefers another over you. its always difficult to convince a MONKEY that strawberry is sweeter than banana.»LET THEM GO. •Any man/woman that takes you for granted will eventually take advantage of you.. »Don't persevere Just LET THEM GO. •There are people who will never love you no matter how much love you show them, and that’s okay. Their rejection of you doesn’t mean there is something wrong with you,it simply means they are not meant for u »Don't force a circle shape into a triangle shape, Just LET THEM GO. MORAL LESSON:..... •You can’t change anyone’s opinion of you, but you can prevent their opinion from changing you. •Let your head lead your heart out of a toxic relationship...»LEARN TO LET GO.. If something is meant to be it will be... Agree? Av heard that on Radio, i think its was a pastor.......well, the message should be generalised to everybody both male and female |
Romance › Re: What Could Be Her Reason? by podosci(m): 6:07pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Goovo: There is this pretty girl have bein dating for the past 3yrs, our relationship has being going on smoothly, She even saved my number as HeartBeat. But i just discovered yesterday, she changed it to my name. I asked why, she said nothing, just felt like changing it. What could this mean, cos i dont want to be caught unawares. I think something is wrong.........make sure u sit her down and pour ur heart out and let her tell u whats wrong.......i had a similar experience,,,she stored ma name has deairie and later changed it bck,,,1 onth after she changed it she broke up,,,,i later discoverd she was cheating on me with someone else |
Literature › Re: Touching Sad Stories by podosci(m): 6:01pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Nunushokoto:  *****COLOUR CHANGES THE WAY WE THINK*****
Love knows no boundaries and love knows no color, i know that, he knew it, they also knew it but they did not want to admit. he was 17 and i was 16. our love was so strong, maybe that's why it never lasted. we met in a debating class and he did not want to admit that he lost to a girl, so he spent more time with me because he wanted to study his opponent but instead, one thing led to another and one random kiss changed the way we looked at each other, but later on, it changed our lives.after 7 months together we decided to tell our parents.First we told my mom, my sister knew about it, my mom took it very well, all she was concerned about was teenage pregnancy and the fact that her daughter has started dating. she made that very clear to the both of us. The following weekend we decided to tell his parents. we went to the mall on Friday to draw up the whole plan. What to say,How to say it and all. We held hands as we walked out of the restaurant just like we usually do, and my goodness we bumped into his parents, the was no way out. they saw us before we saw them. we don't even know what they were doing at the mall on a Friday afternoon. his dad greeted me with this shocked face as his mom pulled him to the side. "My goodness what the hell are you doing holding hands with this Black girl", she said. and i heard her. his dad asked for my name and age, the conversation went on between mother and son as the father tried to keep me busy so that i did not hear anything, but i did. he kept explaining that he was waiting for the right time to tell them that he had a girlfriend, but really his mom did not care that he had a girlfriend, what she cared about was that he had a black girl friend, with nappy hair and the whole package that being black come with. She did not say a word to me she pulled her son away and they took off,his dad left me standing there. i waited for a call the whole night but it never came through. no text no skype. nothing to explain what happened and if we are still telling them the next day, but it was pretty obvious that we were not going to.I knew right there that something was wrong. so i started drawing up the possibilities. i had a lot of "what ifs in my head.
I couldn't sleep the entire weekend, I was hurt. On Monday we met at school. We skipped classes and just sat the whole day. We hardly spoke, we just sat there, in each other's arms, we made the most of the moment because we knew that any time this could end. I went home that afternoon, and spoke to him on the phone, just after super my mom received a call from the principal. He wanted her to come to school with me the next day. When we got the the next day his parents were there too. My mom is a teacher so she understands the way kids behave. His mom made us break up in front of the teacher, my mom and school councillors. She literally said "tell her that its over". She explained how much of a distraction I am to her son's education. He surprised us all when he said he can't, with his head bowed down. That gave me power, I refused too. My mom sat me down when I got home and gave me a lecture about heart breaks and all. I did not listen. I was in love.
his parents took him out of the school in the middle of the year, but that did not help, we made plans on weekends to see each other. When I was doing matric, he was supposed to be doing his first year, but he took a gab year instead even though i was against it. We'd spend weekends together. My first road trip was with him. On his 19th birthday he had a big formal party, and he invited me. I went but my presence was a big deal. His mom for some reason showed her true colors. That woman never pretended for anyone. That's what I liked about her. She asked me to leave, everyone was shocked and her sister tried to calm her down, she didn't take it, for the first time in my life, that woman made me cry, the brave girl in me melted, i was humiliated, as i walked out to call my mom to fetch me, my boyfriend was behind me, he left his party left with me,i did not say a word in the car, i had nothing to say. he asked if i was okay, but i did not want to lie so i just kept quiet.we booked into a hotel, he said he couldn't let me go home sad. i called my mom and lied, i told her that i will be sleeping over a friend's house because i did not want her to drive late. she did not believe me but she said it was okay. i got in the room and took a shower, i sat in there and thought a lot of how this was going to end because we both knew that it would end someday. He checked on me in the bathroom, he thought maybe i was crying but i was not. i yelled at him for peeping. he walked in there fully dressed and hugged me. he told me how sorry he was that his mom stormed out on me. he made a whole lot of promises, he promised that he would not leave me. We made love that night. it wasn't for the first time but I felt like it was, usually we would just do it just for the fun of it. but that night it was different. It was so beautiful. The way he looked at me that night, the way we touched that night. It was so beautiful. The next morning we woke up next to each other for the first time in our lives, we both knew that its what we want for the rest of our lives.
Two weeks later I got my results and I passed well, I got accepted to study law. I was happy and he was happy for me but he looked sad. He told me that his mom applied for a job overseas and she got the post, he will be attending college there. He was leaving soon. He promised that he will visit often,But we both knew that it wouldn't work. On the day he left, his friend drove me to the airport. He was my friend too. We got there 30 minutes before. I ran into his arms and I just cried. His mom was pissed but I did not care, I begged him not to go. Everyone at the airport was looking at me but I did not care. I bagged him but I knew he had to go. there was only one thing that could make him stay. The truth. But something stopped me. I let him go instead. I divided his family, this time I made sure that his mom gets what she wanted. He left me 4 weeks pregnant, but he did not know. I did what I had to do. I was done fighting. Next year i'll be doing my first year at varsity and my mom promised to take care of the baby.
As I write this I can't help it but cry. I remember telling him that I want to break the cycle of single parenting in my family. My mom was raised by her mom, I was raised by my mom. I wanted to break the cycle, but I failed. I keep hoping that he will be back. After that day at the airport. I never heard from him. His baby looks just like him.
i still love him. a lot. This could be made into a film and if it ends the way this story ends,,,i swear,,it eld win grammies 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities › Re: Somewhere In The Real World by podosci(m): 4:49pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
bakandow11: Barack Obama revealed his embarrassment after his credit card was declined at a New York City restaurant last month.
The President admitted that his card was declined when he attempted to pay for a meal with his wife during the United Nations General Assembly in September.
"I was trying to explain to the waitress: 'No, I really think that I've been paying my bills'," he said.
"It turned out, I guess I don't use it enough. They thought there was some fraud going on."
Mr Obama said that "fortunately" First Lady Michelle Obama had a credit card that they were able to use instead.
The President told reporters about the incident as he signed a new executive order aimed at promoting tighter debit card security and preventing identity theft.
"Even I'm affected by this," he added.
The President's executive order calls for more secure payments to and from the federal government, and aims to set up an online, "one-stop resource" for victims of identity theft.
100 million Americans were affected by identity theft in the past year.
President Obama Reveals Embarrassment after Credit Card is Declined at Restaurant Am astonished by this....The way Americans carry on about Democracy.......in Nigeria the waitress wld be shot on sight by the presidents guard |
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Education › Re: As A Christain Will You Prefer To Cheat in order to Pass Or To Fail Honourably by podosci(m): 3:25pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
shollynoob: I will prefer to fail Honourably
Think am use to it anyway Dont be used to failure oooo.....its a bad disease oooooo,,please endeavour to change ur mindset |
Family › Re: TWO Years In Marriage!!! The Feeling, The Realization And Surprise. by podosci(m): 3:12pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Morotov1: Sorry boss, but I didn't use foul language on him, rather I wrote what he won't like to hear which is basically the truth.
Let him have a sober reflection on how he view his wife....that is not a good account for his supposed better half. I am not married , so i av restrained my self to the bench,,i wont condem or praise married person here........when i am married i would be able to comment,,,,,,i suggest you show such restrains too |
Romance › Re: Wife Accuses Husband Of Turning House Helps Into Sex Machine by podosci(m): 3:10pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
frrank: Your husband is a cheat is not a reason for you to become a cheat too. Two wrongs cannot make a right. They didnt mention anytin about cheating wife in the writup.. ..just extravagant living |
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Culture › Re: "We Call Them Negro Because They Are Black." by podosci(m): 2:53pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
zboyd: Nigerians Complain Of Discrimination In Mumbai, India
Africans staying in and around India's commercial capital, Mumbai (Bombay), complain of indiscriminate racism and constant police harassment, reports the BBC's Zubair Ahmed.
Nigerian Sambo Davis is married to an Indian woman and lives in Mumbai. All his documents are valid, but he was arrested by the police recently on suspicion of being a drug dealer.
He and 30 other black Africans were detained for hours before they were let off with an apology.
But the following day, Mr. Davis said that he was shocked to read in local newspapers that they were "arrested for drug peddling".
"The police treat us Africans like dogs," he says. Mr. Davis claims he often faces discrimination when he goes to restaurants or when he tries to rent an apartment in gated middle-class communities.
But he is nevertheless one of the lucky ones. He found a decent flat to rent, thanks to his Indian wife. But his fellow countrymen, he says, still face discrimination: "When they go to rent flats in a normal building they are told - 'you are a black man, you are Nigerian, and you are not wanted'. This is racism."
'Hide and seek'
There is no official data on how many Africans live in Mumbai, but since India's economic progress gathered momentum in recent years, many have come to work in and around the city. Unofficial estimates put their numbers at more than 5,000.
Most of them are engaged in exporting garments to Nigeria and other African countries.
Many others are students, enrolled in the region's prestigious educational institutions.
But there are also hundreds of Africans, mostly Nigerians, who live as illegal immigrants in India. They have either "lost" their passports or their visas have "expired".
Every day, these people play hide-and-seek with the police - if they are caught, they are sent to jail.
Ikeorah Junior from Lagos runs a cafe for Africans in a crowded market on Mumbai's Mohammed Ali Road.
"I don't understand why they [police] have to go from house to house to arrest the people who don't have their papers. If they don't have papers, then deport them, don't put them in jail," he says.
Ahmed Javed, who is in charge of maintaining law and order in the state of Maharashtra, says it is not that simple: "In most cases they have no passports. So, unless their nationalities are determined, they cannot be deported."
Dozens of Africans have taken up residence on Mira Road, a dusty, nondescript town just outside Mumbai.
One "illegal immigrant" there asked me for money, claiming he had not eaten for two days.
He looked worried and told me that he had been approached by drug dealers to work for them.
"I have been here for three years - my visa expired a long time ago. I want to go back home. Please help me, brother," he tells me.
In this neighbourhood, Negro or kaalia (black in Hindi) are the two words indiscriminately used to describe all black people.
"We call them Negro because they are black. They look frightening," says one woman.
"They don't find homes to rent in Mumbai, they only stay in Mira Road. Why? Because of the way they behave. They sell drugs and indulge in other illegal activities. They cannot be trusted," a local man commented, seemingly unaware of the offensive nature of his words.
'Embarrassed and ashamed' Against such a backdrop of pronounced prejudice, Sheeba Rani married Sambo Davis four years ago and the couple have two children. Mrs. Davis says her parents are enlightened Christians and they blessed them because they thought the marriage was God's wish. But, she says, she has been ostracised by many friends, relatives and society since her marriage.
Mrs. Davis is "embarrassed and ashamed" by the behaviour of the Indian people towards black Africans.
"When I used to go to a mall or if I walked with him, I always wanted him to hold my hand. But when people saw me with him, they thought I was from a bad family or even a prostitute."
Earlier, she did not understand why black people were being looked down upon, but now she says she does.
"Because our society is obsessed with white skin. If I had married a white man, I would have gained more friends and society's approval too."
Mr. Davis believes that the discrimination is solely "because I am a black man".
"It's because I am from Africa, I am a Nigerian. I think Indians see us as inferior."
Yet despite the discrimination they face, nearly all Africans the BBC interviewed said they had a soft spot for their adopted country. They say the relations between India and Africa are "rock solid". Many argued that Indians and Africans are brothers.
"We look after Indians in our countries. They have become rich there. All we want here is for Indians to understand we are not drug dealers. We are not violent. We are just like them."
Source: BBC Any foreigner in Nigeria is treated differently, they are treated with prestige, not withsanding the country the person is from,,,,,people from lebanon, India, bangladash are treated like Gods and come to Nigeria to make money since they know they would get preferencial treatment.. when in there countries thy are ordinary citizens, they struggle like every other person there and there is equal competition in there country but The reverse is the case when Nigerians go to other. countries..........You cant realy blame them,,i blame the successive idiots who have ruled us since 1960,,,they reduced our national pride to zero and now even Ghana is talking nonsense about deporting Nigerian.....#ThereWasACounty,,,,Egyptian Airway: recently mistreated a Nigerian Teenager and toee is Nigerian Passport,,what did the Nigerian Govt do? set up a commitee to look into the issue,,,,blloody idiots |
Family › Re: TWO Years In Marriage!!! The Feeling, The Realization And Surprise. by podosci(m): 2:35pm On Oct 19, 2014 |
Morotov1: You need a fuccccking vacation to clear your head. Ever wonder what this wife of yours will say about you, it always goes both ways. Sport your shitttts out without resentment.
And please buy another television....okayyyyy!!!!!!! How old are you......why all this fowl language,,,,A man is pouring his heart out and talking about what he is experiencing,,,,,,,,,,If u were even married,,ur comment would be dignified but u are not and abusing a married person try to communicate his experience.....Please appologise to him and try to comment positively next time |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Letter To The Unblievers And Those Who Claim To Athiest! by podosci(m): 11:48am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Dopeyomi: Wealth is not a measure of faith/believe
And i̶̲̥̅̊'m̶̲̥̅̊ telling уσυ wealth Ƈan be acquired in many ways(ungodly/ritual) or αηу other way..
Believe/Religion is not mainly to acquire wealth(material things). Think about eternity.. Life after death
Last bullet; [size=80]Heaven is real and hell is real[/size] But the initial post above was trying to relate faith to weath,,,,by relating the barber and the mad man......saying if u dont cum to God, you woud remain poor and suffer...........i think its the OP that Got it wrong |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Letter To The Unblievers And Those Who Claim To Athiest! by podosci(m): 11:37am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Dopeyomi: He helps everyone.. But if уσυ move close to him there are further and better benefits!
Now take for example if уσυ need a particular help from someone; will the person ju̶̲̥̲̣̅̊st come to help уσυ Without knowing the problem you're facing
But if уσυ tell the person what you're passing through or the problem уσυ have he/she will definitely help уσυ! Are u saying Dangote, Bill gates, carlos slim, warren buffet,,,,,let me come.closer to home OBj, IBB, David mark, Davido, 2face, ARE THE MOST GODLY PEOPLE ON EARTH.....THATS WHY THEY ARE ONE OF THE RICHEST?.......if faith is reciprocal to wealth,,i guess i would be both a christian and a muslim,,,,inorder to double ma wealth |
Jokes Etc › Re: Lies We Were Told When Little by podosci(m): 11:25am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Adam and eve were the first Gods creation....they gave birth to children,,,,,,how did the children populate the world?.....were brothers and sisters having sex with each other,,or worst with their mum? |
Phones › Re: Modern Combat 4 Zero Hour by podosci(m): 11:19am On Oct 19, 2014 |
Samwell247: Modern combat 4 zero hour...
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http://..com/2014/10/modern-combat-4-zero-hour.html?m=1 Modern combat 4 is old.....we should be discussing modern combat5 |
Romance › Re: Don't Look For Virgins In Tertiary Institutions by podosci(m): 11:13am On Oct 19, 2014 |
mesoade: lol,dats how best i can lay my point Lol....Point noted |
TV/Movies › Re: We Loved Half Of A Yellow Sun But Where Is Kainene by podosci(m): 11:06am On Oct 19, 2014 |
ayex2013: Now that the half of a yellow sun madness is dying down, there are a few issues we do need to address.
First of all, thank you Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie for this incredible story, we love it and it was well received.
Thank you Odenigbo (Chiwetel Ejiofor) for your incredible performance in that lead role and how you managed to get the house help pregnant in place of your wife. You are a real African man. Ku ishe.
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Thank you Olanna (Thandie Newton) for staying with your man in the middle of trials and tribulations, a war, death and poverty. Dare I say all these indomie generation girls will never ever do it. You are a great example they will never ever follow.
Thank you Ugwu (John Boyega) for teaching us never to eat your palm oil infested fried rice. You are a terrible cook but that's okay you were an excellent man and a great servant to Odenigbo through all the ups and downs.
Thank you Richard (Joseph Mawle) for sleeping with your African wifes sister. In a normal world Kainene should have poisoned you for this, but it is a movie so we don't know why she chose to act like an oyinbo woman and let you live. Don't ever try such nonsense again.
Thank you Ms. Adebayo (Genevieve Nnaji) for flirting with Odenigbo, getting our hopes up only to leave him high and dry so he could go and impregnate the maid. We are very angry with you for this but that's fine. It was only a movie. We forgive you partially.
Thank you Mama (Onyeka Onwenu) for reminding us how evil African mothers can be until they finally regain their senses. You also managed to show us how stubborn African women are when you stayed back and died in your husbands house. It was a very foolish decision but this is how African women behave 90% of the time. We are not surprised, just incredibly impressed by how well you played the role. And Finally...
Kainene (Anika Noni Rose), thank you for showing us the smart ones are the ones profiting from every situation they can, double trading with both sides of a war and staying rich and well provided for. We still think you should have poisoned Richard but maybe you can still do it if they find you before they make part 2 (Every successful Nigerian movie must have part 2). We are sad you are still missing after all these years. You should have listened and just stayed back when you were told the journey was a dangerous one. Kainene where in the world are you? We miss you. Come back soon. We still have hope that you are very much alive. So that you can narrate your ordeal for us and we can make part 2.
This is a single poetic take on the movie half of a Yellow Sun by one inspired writer. It is completely intended to sound fictitious and comedic. Hope you had a good laugh. I know I certainly did. We all loved half of a yellow sun but please, where is Kainene.
Source: www.ngtrends.com/2014/10/loved-half-yellow-sun-kainene/ Only African men can bleep the maid and still tell u dey love you...African men bleeping maids since 1901 |
Romance › Re: Don't Look For Virgins In Tertiary Institutions by podosci(m): 10:44am On Oct 19, 2014 |
mesoade: i can't really say,but if so that they ain't successful ,it's a way of the devil frustrating virgins to b non-virgins . .same way he'll leave the rich atheist cos he knows they're heading to hell and torment d rich christians to commit sin. We have been having an intellectual aguement since yesterday now you bring, hell, devil and God into it......am sign out and resting my case |
Islam › Re: 100 Advice From Quran by podosci(m): 10:42am On Oct 19, 2014 |
maryam6: sorry 2 say this... pls go and study islam nd u will thank me 4 dis advice leta. i was born a muslim, i am a muslim because both my parents were muslims, so it was not a choice,,,,,,nobody asked me when i was younger which religion i choose to practice or if i even wish to practice.....YOU are also a muslim because ur parents are muslims, if our parents were jews or christians,,,the story woul be different Now like all other muslims boys,, i started going to islamic class at a young age,,, memorizing the arabic Quran,,,,and i kept asking myself why in the world do i need to memorize another mans language without even knwoning the wordings of the Quran,,,,,,,the only understand of the Quran i knew was whatever ma mallam translated............buh never less i continued and graduated and moved on to hadith,,,,the same thing arabic and the translation is what my mallam says it is...... Later on i began to question so many things,,,,Sharia law for instance is so brutal,,,death for apostacy was the first one to get me upset..........and then Jihad, and then stoning people to death for one offence or the other......i started wondern why so many muslim majority regioms are embroid in one war or the other,,,,,,some would say the Jihadist have misinterpreted the Quran,,,but ask yourself this,,,what if the Jihadist were practicing the religion the exact way it should be practiced? and the rest of us were practicing ir wrongly...... I feel the Quran needs to the revolutionized,,,,,the same way the Bible was revolutionized............And we need to do away wirh the hadith,,,,,atleast the Shiat type of islam dont event believ in the Hadith and Muhammed (SAW).....The Quran contradicts itself,,,,,,one place it preaches peace,,in another plays its professes death for apostecy,,, |