₦airaland Forum

Tinubu is the best thing to happen to Nigeria since 1900 so must finish his tenure, both of the tenures ooo.

driand:
No matter how much he spends on her, the moment he smashes u woman, that makes you the simp...

every woman is smashable with the right arrangement. Now does that make every man a simp ?

Fact is that some demons have been mistaken for human beings.

But the guy that has to marry a lady just to fvck and dump her is not only a simp but also a fool. You spent about a million just to bang kpekus wey I dey smash any how. I see it as the highest level of simping. If your game is tight you can have sex any time you want it. Se is dirt cheap. Meeeen sex is now over available.

Ttipsy:
why not?

You want banditry and herdsmen killing to continue?

I will support US military base even in my local government.
They have the intelligence and zero hypocrisy

I will also support them because of the intelligence but as for zero hypocrisy, MBA.

MrBrownJay1:
what type of body lotion are you using?

actually I don't use any. I may use a lotion for about two weeks within the dry season and that's it for the year

Its prickly heat that is finishing me oo my people it started some time last year and this year it multiplied in intensity. Even in the morning, if any thing triggers small heat like the eating of hot breakfast, na wahala. If I go into the sun, trouble with rashes. If I'm sleeping on my bed by laying on my back, if my back sweat a little, na wahala.
Itching and pinching sensation.

I have bought a dusting powered, I used some local soap etc. I bath with hot water, no way

Please what are the remedies available

Meektunz:
Do you know what she told me today? She said her ex was more open to her when they were in a relationship than me. Imagine someone who is begging me for forgiveness, yet saying all these.

Na God saved you

Forgive her but let her go for the following reasons.
1, she love her ex more than she love you.
2, she didn't confess because she was remorseful but because her ex want her to.
3, she is a sceamer for not telling the pastor what actually happened. I thought she was supposed to tell the pastor the truth and beg him to beg you for forgiveness.


She can do worse if you let her

Where is the accident naa ? Which kine phone did this recording biko

In the voice of Sir Shona Peters, I wish him quick recover.

A salla goat 🐐 is supposed to be too big for any snake to swallow even anaconda. You go buy one kwashiorkor goat and think you will do salla in peace. Na lie.

A salla goat 🐐 is supposed to be too big for any snake to swallow even anaconda. You go buy one kwashiorkor goat and think you will do salla in peace. Na lie.

Nigerian legendary rapper, singer, songwriter, and performe

The guy tried his best but you see the word legendary rapper" ?

Na lie.

I remember how one politician that went to Germany to celebrate new Yam festival was rewarded with a few international slaps that almost reset his brain.

These sound like the medical problems of Reno omokri

Hmmmm , "severity" a lot maybe happening to you and your family and I'm sorry about that. Nigeria is not a place of joy but I'm very confused about the meaning of severity. That word seems to acquire a new meaning here.

Na so one yeye House member from my village go share condoms and, old markets women dey collect only to rain curses on him when they got home and learnt what it was from their children.

harriet412:
Is it that coconut and milk thing?

No

Fiofio

Reno omokri should stop embarrassing his people by not wearing borrowed shoes

LadyExcellency:
He should polish the shoe. Secondly, it does not appear to be his size.

it's a borrowed shoe

Ttalk:
You are a bloody lair. There are many towns in the East without secondary school. Stop sounding like a low budget researcher.

To bust your lie. What's the number of town and villages in the South East compared to numbers of secondary schools owned by the government.

You don't have to write all these lies just to defend Peter Obi, a mediocre politician with poor records

bros you are a lier. Name one town in Anambra or south East without schools

Reno omokri is just a national disaster

It's like your right breast is having issues with the left breast. It's looking the other way.

Bleep is that I fear Nigerian ladies more than the devil

First is that the name "Ikechukwu Odom" is not Anambra name at all. If you are nwa afor igbo, you should know that Anambra don't go with Odom. we know where he belong to.

Secondly, what happened there might be a case of a "sperm donor" that couldn't do the needful and legally marry the mother now waking up one day to realise that he has a child . I have seen this kind of display of yeyerity before.

Person go just wake up and smoke one wrap of rubbish and run to nairaland to type nonsense

MadamExcellency:
Was it Aba people that stopped Reno Omokri from polishing the shoe.

😂 was it even Aba pipu that sent him to wear oversized shoes

Your signature is fighting with Ghana now you want to start another fight with Somalia. Sister abeg wetin you dey smoke

Ukehe is not a tribe biko