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RomanceRe: I Want 2 Laugh:( by PokerFace(f): 8:10pm On Jul 01, 2010
LMAO@the cart.
RomanceRe: This Is Not Funny by PokerFace(f): 7:50pm On Jul 01, 2010
laylow_112:
@pokerface,  SLMFAO grin grin grin
Abi nor be so? grin
RomanceRe: This Is Not Funny by PokerFace(f): 7:35pm On Jul 01, 2010
Orikinla:
Why are now many posts on guys dissing Nigerian babes?

Love them or leave them.
Life goes on.
kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: It No Longer Pays To be a Good Guy ! by PokerFace(f): 6:54pm On Jul 01, 2010
No, honey. It ALWAYS pays to be good!
FoodRe: How Many Of Our Ladies Can Actually Cook Good/home Food? by PokerFace(f): 6:46pm On Jul 01, 2010
Present!
RomanceRe: This Is Not Funny by PokerFace(f): 6:38pm On Jul 01, 2010
LOLZ!
Don't see anything crazy about that question! Crazy on the other hand is  the virginity question guys throw at us even on a first date cheesy


Here goes a typical conversation:

Guy: Hello Baby
Girl: Hi
Guy: I love you. Are you a virgin? Can i have your number?



Hello ? ? ? ? !
RomanceRe: She Said She Dont Like Kissing:o by PokerFace(f): 8:03pm On Jun 30, 2010
Guess your relationship is new and she doesn't feel comfortable with you yet! Or she's taking her time and doesn't want to rush things!
HIV/Aids or any other transmitted disease can be transmitted through kissing IF any of the partner has got a cut in the mouth or bleeding gums . . .

Advice to all:

Before you agree to any romantic relationship, do a HIV test! A word is enough for the wise!
HealthRe: Possibly The Skinniest Girl In The World by PokerFace(f): 1:04am On Jun 30, 2010
This is very sad!
FashionHigh Heels: How High Can You Go? by PokerFace(op): 11:53pm On Jun 29, 2010
What is the highest Heels you can ever wear?

FoodRe: What Did You Eat Today? by PokerFace(f): 8:54pm On Jun 29, 2010
Breakfast: Fish sandwich
Lunch: Fried Sweet Potatoes+Veggie
Dinner: Green Salad
CelebritiesRe: First Wife, Laide Speak On Romance With Wole Soyinka. by PokerFace(f): 11:58am On Jun 29, 2010
LOLZ@ 'I am not going to talk about Wole Soyinka. Or, am I Wole Soyinka? If you want a story about Wole Soyinkia, go to Wole Soyinka and interview him. As for me, no way! I am not going to say a word. I won’t talk about Wole Soyinka.

They still got her to talk about Wole Soyinka!
FoodRe: Cost Of Mama Put Food by PokerFace(f): 11:09am On Jun 29, 2010
suvatha:
is it a new one?
What kinda food do they server there?
Well-er, they-er serv-er food-er like-er : er

Beans-er
Rice-er
Tomatoes Stew-er
Iyan-er
Fried-er Rice-er
Jollof-er Rice-er
Moin-Moin-er
Fish-er
Pure Water-er
Kpomo-er
Pepper Soup-er
Fufu-er
Eba-er
Amala-er


CultureRe: New Eating Habit-- Why? by PokerFace(f): 12:59am On Jun 29, 2010
It's ignorance. Unnecessary forming!
HealthRe: Is It True That Drinking Much Garri Can Block The Anus? by PokerFace(f): 12:55am On Jun 29, 2010
LOLZ!
FoodRe: Cost Of Mama Put Food by PokerFace(f): 12:48am On Jun 29, 2010
dayokanu:
You suppose fear dat kain food, Most likely na Lizard meat dem go serve you for 5Naira and the 20Naira rice go be stone filled
hmmm . . . na me you dey yab like this?

Anyhoo . . .  The prices depend on your location

Abuja
Lagos Island
Lagos Mainland
Other cities in Nigeria like Ibadan, warri, Enugu, Anambra, Calabar and so on
FoodRe: Cost Of Mama Put Food by PokerFace(f): 10:55pm On Jun 28, 2010
Rice with beef stew cost about 20 Naira. Each piece of meat 5 Naira  cool
RomanceRe: Am Developing Strong Feelings For My Coursin: by PokerFace(f): 12:59pm On Jun 28, 2010
Avoid her at all cost!
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Always Wants Guys To Be On Top? by PokerFace(f): 12:58pm On Jun 28, 2010
Being on top is hardwork! That's the reason some women prefer to be beneatthe!
But being on top gives you the power to control the intercourse!
RomanceRe: An Open Warnin To My Proud Roomie Who Treats Her BF Like Poo-I'll Take Your Man by PokerFace(f): 12:49pm On Jun 28, 2010
What is stopping you from FURRRKING her?
RomanceRe: An Open Warnin To My Proud Roomie Who Treats Her BF Like Poo-I'll Take Your Man by PokerFace(f): 12:32pm On Jun 28, 2010
You want my sincere advice? Move out of that appartment ASAP! That enviroment is not good for you and your progress in life! And if posssible out of that town and start life afresh!
RomanceRe: An Open Warnin To My Proud Roomie Who Treats Her BF Like Poo-I'll Take Your Man by PokerFace(f): 12:30pm On Jun 28, 2010
LOLZ  cheesy cheesy!
RomanceRe: Am Developing Strong Feelings For My Coursin: by PokerFace(f): 11:52am On Jun 28, 2010
rhymz:
What is all these alarming advice for self? Afterall, in South East Asia ppl get married to not just their cousins but also their own blood sisters. Am not supporting the poster before all ya breathes down my neck, I just want us all to comment with perspectives. It is a taboo in this part of our world but that does not mean it does not go on, in fact, I know a lot of guys and gurls who have slept with their cousins, it is not like there was anything wrong with them, it is a personal decision.
You are not supporting the OP because you know it's bad! There's no need referring to the South East Asians! It contradicts and weakens your argument!
RomanceRe: Just When I Wanted To Propose by PokerFace(f): 11:47am On Jun 28, 2010
blackwood:
I met her when I did my NYSC in OYO 5 years ago, though i never asked her out then, we both found out we had strong feelings for each other, after my service year we became very fond of each other and always in touch with via phone, but thing got a little hard for me cos getting a Job was not easy in lagos,she was so supportive and all that and I really appreciated it. I finally got a small time job in an ISP with little pay, I could not even afford to get a place so i stayed with a friend and his family in Lagos. she said she always wanted to visit but i told her all is not well yet and she never complained, i always visited her cos by now she was in university of ibadan and it was easier for me to visit, i always informed her when i was coming and i always felt really welcome. Somewhere down the line she started complaining that she wants to come and stay with me in Lagos and all that girl stuff but i appealed to her to have a little patience. I really, really, really really loved her cos she was this kind of girl anybody would want for a wife.
I prayed day and night for God to answer my prayers and help me get a better JOB.
Last week I went for an interview in an oil company and i was offered employment with a monthly pay of 8000 dollars monthly and i was so stunned. I gathered all the money I had bought a ring and off to ibadan to tell her the good news without letting her know i was coming. i got to the school gate and called her to come and meet me. And guess what she said? Who told you to come?, i was shocked!! I got myself together and asked her to come and meet me at least so that i could book for accomodation, then she said she could not come, i asked why? then she said because she is in Lagos. I was shocked!!!! But i've been in LAgos why didn't you call me to tell me you were in Lagos. I could not simply believe. I wanted a good job to take care of her properly, now i have a good job and she just messed up.
The funny thing is i didn't feel bad, i just threw the ring away( i bought it for 180k) book for a hotel that night, watch Ghana beat U.S.A and came back to lagos the next day.
Now she is calling me and asking if she could see me. what do I do?
You acted foolishly and hastily!
Go see her and hear what she has to say . . .
RomanceRe: Am Developing Strong Feelings For My Coursin: by PokerFace(f): 1:34am On Jun 28, 2010
un-develop them, Please!
RomanceRe: She Wants To Pick The Best Man by PokerFace(f): 1:32am On Jun 28, 2010
Something fishy is smelling? Can anyone else perceive the odor?
HealthRe: Death by PokerFace(f): 1:27am On Jun 28, 2010
alienYOUTH:
^^^ LOL!!! Especially 419's like u (your post count reads 419), kidding tho!!! grin
Lolz! What a coincidence!
FoodNoodles Or Rice? by PokerFace(op): 11:23pm On Jun 27, 2010
Which do you prefer?
RomanceRe: What Do Women Want? by PokerFace(f): 10:40pm On Jun 27, 2010
ego!
RomanceRe: Should I Ignore Her? by PokerFace(f): 10:29pm On Jun 27, 2010
Secondary School days? Hahaha . . . People DO change! How are you sure she's the same person you used to know? Better stick to your present girl!

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