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Nursepepeye:
I gave a woman New #1000 note in the market, she threw the money back at me claiming it's fake.

Is the note out already?

Braveboi1:
i need to rob people so i can get money for Christmas and rape a lady in my neighborhood that always comes back late from work,
i have already planned out everything in my mind only gun is the only thing that is remaining.

Army barracks

Obasanjo farm otta..

Nobodysboo:
I went to my guys house (family house) so we could study for our exam on monday. His parents were out of town but his sisters (2) and their friends were also having a sleep over. Naso my guy carry one of im sister friend go guest room till cockroll. I was left with 3 Hot babes na so i take get carry over for d exam because i no even read talk less of sleep till i go write exam

Ur case is different

Sweetplum:
Just met this guy who works in a bank. We usually meet outside my house in his car after work. Few weeks into the friendship that I v not said yes, I ll date you. He came to my place around 10:30pm. Was shocked when I saw his call that he's outside. I managed to abandon what am doing and went to meet him at the door. He met me with a nylon of sweet smelling chicken suya. I wanted to turn him back at the door but one kind part of me said I should let him come in and spend just 5 mins, I ll offer him water and he leaves immediately. Also, he was already making moves to come inside. Guy saw my lovely room and was impressed. Suddenly, he started mentioning that it's like their estate gate ll soon be locked and I was like kilokanmi! You sha no go say you ment and ll want to sleep over. He bursted it when he said if I m unable to enter my estate, I m coming back. I said, my estate gate ll be locked by 10:30pm cos he was just lucky to v eneterd. And he better rush out now. Na so guy dey try delay wan sleep over, dey use another talk cover up. I had to keep reminding him within those very long two - five minutes that bros, you must leave immediately. You fit carry your chicken suya sef. No use chicken off my pant without my consent. Na so I manage send him away. Knew he was lying and just wanted to sleep over. That's how I gradually sent him packing. How irresponsible ll it be for a man to be trying to sleep over in a woman house. A woman that you v not had romantic relationship with. Is that how cheap you men view a woman?
Seems he has been doing it before.

U did well..I'm sure he must have learnt his lesson

Jennyclay:
I have so many sleepover experience that I don't even know which one to share. Some are scary, some are funny and some tragedy.

Bring it on

Nicklaus619:
That year after graduation, I was working in a cyber cafe, this isn't your everyday cyber cafe, , there is also a computer school, printing of large format for advertisement and photography and so on, the company occupied a whole plaza, imagine how big it is, so there was a place provided for us the workers to sleep after each day, we are only permitted to go to our houses only on sartuday night, to resume early Monday morning

So there was this new guy, chiboy, a fresh graduate too, he's a photographer and he's demm good, did I forget to mention that there was also a music studio in the plaza own by same company,? Yes we where about 20 workers at the time, 9 boys 11 babes, we sleep 6 in each room.

So the first day chiboy was suppose to sleep in the companies lodge for the first time, we watch, , movies, play ps2 turn by turn until almost 2am and we all slept off,

I was already far in the dream land when all of a sudden it seems like the whole house was quaking and people where shouting running shelter smelter matching my head several times inside the room, out of confusion, I woke up too

I started running round the room with the fellow guys running and shouting like a headless chicken , after running and scattering the room like for 2-3 minutes, we regain I regained my consciousness and turn on the light in the room, only to see Chiboy still running and screaming all over the room like craze person, and guess what, his eyes where closed all this while, that was how one of my fellow guy held him down and gave the werey a general beating, him eyes come clear by force

Dude was raving like a possessed headless chicken , that when he realised where he was and told us he sleep walks most times we couldn't sleep until the day breaks, my heart was beating heavily

I had to experience that for the first time.

After that day, we all got ready, each time he wakes up and start shouting, one of us will just on the light and give him a dirty slap to come back to life e

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Guy you are mad

Khd95:
The babe when men been dey eye, invited me one evening to come around, what's goin on babe, she said "just come, I will tell you", this was around 730.

Naso I bade my guys later we see for area, mount bike with alacrity dey match go her crib, when I got there babe said her roomie wasn't around and she was bored and needed company, I don reason am say this one must collect today,

Naso babe arrange better rice and drink, peppery rice , I do like better person wack the rice without conscience and even asked for more.

Ok, babe what's up, where ur roomie go, she dey come back tonight, she said no oo, that na three days time she go come back, instantly my dicc recieved the signals, naso I do like say I dey concerned, wetin concern me..."eiyaah, na only go dey this compound ni, ahh you get mind oo"

She smiled and replied, na why I invite you na, silly, come again babe girl, she said I want u to sleep over, the joy and energy

Small play, we Don lock lips and pressing and pushing and pulling, fiam, her perky boobs were staring at my face like Willie Willie, naso I dive one with my mouth, grab the other with my left hand, my right hand don already snake its way into her thighs, she was moaning softly into my mouth, the hardness when I get that day no be here, I was ready to dive into the bottomless pit, naso babe pull me back and said, "kiss me more and continue what u are doing".

No lele na, na my job, I worked her inner thighs and puucci so good, she wet pass lekki during raining season, make I dive again, she said no, I am not ready for sexx.

Shey this one dey whine my nipple ni, which rough okay be this na, you invited me all over to use me and cure what exactly, dangote trailer nearly ran me over in my way here ok, babe do well oo, she said "maybe another time, not Tonight" .

Na die remain for me that day, my mouth just bitter, dicc shank faster then speed of light, so what will now happen now, she said just cuddle me, ur body is warm and I will sleep on ur chest, dis babe dey ment, I have a principle, when dealing with a babe, if she says she's not in for it, I won't force her to try to convince her, if not I for rape that girl, I thank God for my self control that night, I am sure my dicc was disappointed in me that nigh.

I kuku enter shower clean up and sleep, waiting for the cock to crow before I carry my body go back my side

You did well bro.. self control is key

Give away for the less privilage won't be a bad idea for Xmas...

The family have great values and wouldn't want her to drag it to the mud .. nice one.

But I don't support this kind of capital punishment.. it's harmful.

everythinggirly:
Where can I buy shame and give to this family?

I guess you don't kn who actually needs the SHAME

Aside this... though I don't really like him, but he is super good with constructive presentation..he is a brain box...well read and very articulate

My concern is our naira

Enemyofpeace:
See all I bought few minutes ago for just fifty thousand naira. Now my Christmas is set.


God no go shame us

. And you called 50k. Just,

Roboto11:
Or 2...

. Lolzz. Bro u dey vex ooo

They are all beautiful...a reasonable man should be ok with one

Peace of mind

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Hmmmmmm

He can still get his marriage back..only if he is remorseful and repentant.

fakum:
Gbam, nothing more, nothing less. Thats why we are seeing lots of crazy number of divorce cases today aside abusive marriages.

Imagine me of all people considering going out to get BJ, life!

May God help us, Amen

Must u ve BJ.... Bros men are observing you

fakum:
you are right about preferring masturbation but about touching her clit, she doesnt do that, its even war when i try to touch her there during love making, strangely. It is well sha.
I'm not regrecting marrying her, aside this, she is perfect for me, she is a good woman ooo just that non is 100%.

It's ok bro, try and adapt to her sex life since that is her only flaw..
.as for me I married a 100% lady. Lucky me ryt?? It's been 13yrs

fakum:
Sorry my people this might be a bit long.

Yeah, be careful, just like every other addiction. Anything your partner do while dating will most likely continue in marriage, be warned.
I had sex an explosive sex life with my wife when we were dating and few years after marriage. We makeout everywhere with any little opportunity. Now we are almost 5 years in marriage and things have changed, though it has been coming gradually.

The last time we had sex was like 3 weeks ago, make I suck, NO, make I use hand, NO, and na she give me signal to come do ooo, I vex run my thing, cum and told her sex with her is now more of work. she got angry, I no send. Later in the morning, she brought the matter and I told her yes, she is making sex look like work, that she probably don’t enjoy sex with me anymore. She started saying its pressure, stress,….but I know it’s all lie, I had my suspicion (she doesn’t cook nor wash, virtually does nothing at home now aside her work which closes early and baby who we all look after).
3 days ago, I had a dream abut her, I prayed about it, she asked me about it and I refused t tell. Guys, throughout yesterday, conji wan kill me ooo, I just busy myself with phone. Later in the night, I came in and saw her sleeping, I surf net small , come sleep. I had another dream about her, woke up and time check, past 1 am. I saw her pressing her phone, probably doing her facebook as usual, that her fav app. Na so my suspicion start to play ooo, she started masturbating right there again, I vex but keep calm (this is not the first time ooo, normal level).

Now, this is why I’m angry, I LUV ORAL too much, its my favourite part of love making, for sometimes now, anytime I start my movement going downward on her, she will stop me, make I use hand na, NO, but see Aunty put her hand for THERE now. I’m not surprise, why? Because she confessed to me when dating that she is addicted to masturbation but working on it, that she will stop. Out of love I didn’t judge her, no one is a saint, I also saw it as maybe we can work things from there, bringing it in to our love making to spice things up in our sex life but now, I see my wife prefer masturbation to my oral and sex in its entirety. Guys forget, I’m not hyping myself but I dey try for oral. I can be there, 30min, 1 hr doing my thing (magic), and the result Is always awesome, as I gain more satisfaction in seeing my partner having orgasm than anything else.

Prior to now, because of excuses and stuffs, I have stopped asking for sex but anytime she gives signal, I go deliver. Now, I have made up my mind kind of, make she continue her masturbation, anytime conji hook me, I will find someone to give me mouth action till I’m relieved and movee. Worst case, 3k or 5k. You cant be starving me giving excuses while doing your thing. After all, this is one of the sins of marriage we were told during our class and she know.
I’m not a fan of f*cking outside, I neva enter another woman since we got married though I had enough changes and the pressure and I still don’t want to, not because of her though because she probably doesn’t deserve it but I’m going to get my BJ and have myself relieved issa decision I don’t think I will stop unless God says otherwise.

I will continue to be the loving husband she know, I wont change, I will even get better just as she continue to be the loving wife that she is, but we all have urge to be quenched.
So guys, don’t overlook anything you cant overlook in marriage, e get why! Once most people get what they want, they tend to change or show their real self and marriage isn’t an exception. Some just want the name “married” and have kids (like my wife, after all, she don marry, don get pikin) and once they achieve this, anything can follow though it ought not to be so. Its all my fault sha, I overlook everything ( probably because I know non is perfect and I saw some good traits in her) I wanted companionship as my main reason for marriage but hers were different(though see like attention die), I should have known better. Please marry who have same marriage goals as you.

Finally, this is not to discourage anyone from marriage , marriage is a beautiful thing and I’m happy I’m married and I love my baby (make una no think am oooo). Just pray and marry a good wife like me (even better).

#Peace!

guy that red flag was bad enough for you not to have married her. She will ever prefer masturbating dan having you.
In fact some even still touch thier clit while u re fucking them

If I'm the landlord...he is packing ASAP

All the girls are phenomenon

But wat exactly has she done wrong? I guess she shouldn't ve given you her virginity

I guess OP is high on Croatian weed....him go soon play penalty to throw in...

Ewu Gambia

Treasuredgift:
Am sure she has also done something good for you in the past.

Don't forget that, when u love someone, u will always want to see them happy, even if it means being with someone else

Move on, Its part of life's lesson.

. Are u for real?

Wats he's crime ?

G

Bros watch ya back... something may be cooking for you