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Sports / Re: Son's Death: Cristiano Ronaldo Will Not Play Against Liverpool Tonight by Poorfarmer: 7:53pm On Apr 19, 2022
I come this life as Ronaldo pikin thunder go fire the death wey go come say e want take me premature. is that not wickedness
Health / Re: My Fiance Abuses Tramadol. Please Help by Poorfarmer: 6:40pm On Mar 16, 2022
those saying it banging that is making the op to remain in the relationship i want to let you know that is not everybody that tm work for as sex enhancer I have many friends that take it and their manhood will not even stand for a whole day some it's stand but quickly loses it firm with just little distraction during the do. while some can knack for almost 40min depends on how the drug interract with ur system . and it's not because of sex that makes everyone to take it but the Highness. the confidence, strenght, happiness is what draw people to it. and yes it very difficult to quit and yes am an off and on user

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Romance / Re: The Truth About Your Girlfriend's Best Friend (memes) by Poorfarmer: 3:15pm On Mar 10, 2022
a guy and a girl who call themselves bestie is like a person who trains chickens one day u go chop am

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Romance / Re: Guys! Girls Hate It When You Are Always Giving Her Attention! An Experience by Poorfarmer: 3:06pm On Mar 10, 2022
Zonefree:

I understand but, no Nigerian girl will leave a guy that gives her money for a broke toxic guy.

98.362% reason why a Nigerian girl is in a relationship is financial benefit. She can't trade that away cos she's looking for a toxic guy that can't afford 3 square meal.
there will remain in the relationship with the nice guy but cheat on him with the bad guy. it's a fact

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Politics / Re: Blackout: Power Generation Drops To 1,145MW by Poorfarmer: 2:00pm On Mar 10, 2022
even we living in Abuja we are now sharing light
Education / Re: Checkout The Hilarious Drawing Of Human Hand Her Students Drew by Poorfarmer: 8:24am On Feb 22, 2022
u even try self my maths teacher the draw big zero with eyes nose, ears for me and we just laugh it off
Family / Re: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by Poorfarmer: 6:45pm On Feb 20, 2022
Richy4:


Don't they register numbers in Nigeria? The one given to the landlord may be fake, The one he gave to the bank, is that also fake? I believe No...

They can track him using the bank... If the bank and the police knew what they were doing... There's no way he can abandon his money..

It's a matter of calling to say someone was trying to tamper with his account.. can he go to any of the nearest branch in so and so day... By then a standing order may have been given to all branches about the account...ie when he identified the state that he was in at present...
my brodaaa this is nigeria oo not Yankee
Family / Re: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by Poorfarmer: 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2022
Richy4:
<<< OK so where is the landlord in all these?...The land lord should have at least the phone number of the people entering and exiting his home... Failure to do that he might be endangering the life and property of other tenants as well as putting himself into trouble..

<<<The old tenant that introduced them, Is it possible that the landlord does not have his/her phone number?
<<<Is it possible that the older tenant came to survey for the ones that carried out the dastardly act?

<<<Is it possible that in this day and age, a land lord will admit someone without some form of Identification and phone number/ bank statement?
<<<If they can collect money, what stopped them from collecting ID and making it mandatory in Nigeria?

<<< People make unnecessary mistakes and take unnecessary risks...Even if they were staying for a day, No phone number, no form of ID but they were able to collect money...
The question will be, do landlords owe their tenants the duty of care in this case? angry
y are you guys talking about phone number as if the SIM card has not been chew already
Romance / Re: A Female HIV Positive Patient Seeks Love/partner by Poorfarmer: 11:56pm On Feb 04, 2022
this is a very small case now they is this man in my place he is HIV positive and he has 7 wives. how he does it is since his two wife's he married before getting the virus ran to their fathers house (one of the wife is negative). the hospital he goes to get his drugs he talks to the doctors and there match him with any positive lady who comes to the hospital for their HIV drugs who is ready to Marry or remarry. with the promise that he will take care of them (he is a great farmer). you too can talk to a doctor in the hospital u attend that is all

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Romance / Re: RE: We Met In 2017 On Nairaland And In July,2020 We Got Married by Poorfarmer: 9:17am On Jan 28, 2022
shalom4eva:
Hi guys, do you remember this thread I made in 2020 of how I met my wife in nairaland and how we later got married. Well for those who who haven't read about it you can check it here https://www.nairaland.com/6008754/met-2017-nairaland-july2020-got.

Well I am thanking God today because the marriage has been blessed with a wonderful baby boy whose 1st year birthday was on Sunday 16th and today happens to be my birthday too wink wink. On Friday will be my beautiful wife's birthday. Please guys help celebrate us oo wink wink wink
is ur wife name Aladi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (0 - 0) On 22nd January 2022 by Poorfarmer: 6:53pm On Jan 22, 2022
Oga abeg no forget poor farmer now
Music/Radio / Re: Michael Jackson's Exact Look Alike by Poorfarmer: 11:41am On Jan 20, 2022
Michael Jackson fans loves him

Music/Radio / Re: Michael Jackson's Exact Look Alike by Poorfarmer: 11:40am On Jan 20, 2022
performing one of Michael song

Music/Radio / Re: Michael Jackson's Exact Look Alike by Poorfarmer: 11:39am On Jan 20, 2022
wow

Music/Radio / Re: Michael Jackson's Exact Look Alike by Poorfarmer: 11:38am On Jan 20, 2022
him and Michael

Music/Radio / Michael Jackson's Exact Look Alike by Poorfarmer: 11:37am On Jan 20, 2022
his name is Sergio Cortes from Brazil, he is 53yrs old. he first post his pictures showing his look alike with Jackson in 2017. and since then Jackson fans start asking him to do a DNA to show that he is not Michael. the dude has made a name for himself by mimicking Michael dance moves and choreography and he performed's Michael Jackson songs too. the sweetest part is their voices are similar.

Romance / Re: Boobs Or Ass? by Poorfarmer: 6:08pm On Jan 17, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


AMABOBI ASS OOOOOOOO


Bcus if BANTER or FIGHT take PLACE


U fit CARRY some of ur BULLET hide for ur BANI ASS


in case BULLET FINISH 4 my KALA wen BLASTING left legs Na to open d ASS and REMOVE BULLET




WTF MAN
why are you always trying to look like a hard man
Sports / Re: Why Do Body Builders Forget Their Legs (photos) by Poorfarmer: 5:03pm On Jan 17, 2022
even wolverine

Sports / Re: Why Do Body Builders Forget Their Legs (photos) by Poorfarmer: 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2022
my guy

Sports / Re: Why Do Body Builders Forget Their Legs (photos) by Poorfarmer: 4:59pm On Jan 17, 2022
and this

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Sports / Re: Why Do Body Builders Forget Their Legs (photos) by Poorfarmer: 4:57pm On Jan 17, 2022
see this one

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Sports / Why Do Body Builders Forget Their Legs (photos) by Poorfarmer: 4:54pm On Jan 17, 2022
to me they look funny, do ladies seriously love them that way?

Culture / I Chased A Snake And Took It Meal by Poorfarmer: 9:23am On Jan 14, 2022
please guy's i had this dream and it keeps disturbing me can someone please help me interpret for me plz. I was sent on an errand and I was passing along a bush part, and behold a very big sneak swallowing some animals so i chased it away and took the animals, when I was living I saw some people searching for the snake that it stole their meat and instead of me to show them the meat i was hiding it till I woke up.
Celebrities / Re: Janemena: My Small Boobs Saved Me From Sex Tape Scandal by Poorfarmer: 12:40am On Jan 11, 2022
ashawo dey your eye
Food / Re: Is This A Vulture Meat by Poorfarmer: 2:49pm On Jan 09, 2022
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Food / Re: Is This A Vulture Meat by Poorfarmer: 2:48pm On Jan 09, 2022
the neck

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Food / Is This A Vulture Meat by Poorfarmer: 2:44pm On Jan 09, 2022
I saw some guys eating this meat, they said it is a Fulani chicken that is why they are tall, but I refuse to eat it since i didn't see it when it was alive.

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Education / Re: School Proprietress Set Ablazed By Her Drug Addict Son (Photo) by Poorfarmer: 3:35pm On Dec 27, 2021
say no to Drug abuse

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