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[quote author=deScifa post=36214630][/quote]thank you very much for this wonderful design. But you omit enterprise the full name is Investment & Commodity Exchange Enterprise. God bless you ma broad. I will call you for more discussion on how to get the hard copy.

Thank deScifa for the these creative work I really appreciate it. God bless you. but you forgot to add enterprise. the complete name is investment & commodity exchange enterprise. I appreciate thank you. I will surely call you. Porkpie

Hello descifa love your works pls, help design a logo foe my outfit, investment and commodity exchange enterprise . thank you. email : iliyadumarine@gmail. com

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they are rich!!

This guy can save the Nigeria Banking sector with just a fraction of his drug morning! what do you think?

I think you are simply the best in nairaland, will like to learn from you.

Kemjisuper:
Hmm, books. Nice

And many are still hell bent to go see pix
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Yisraylite pls can you send me a copy of you Bible let me Know where to buy it here in Nigeria.

Hallo Brother I really feel you.

Yisraylite:
@ folami86

Don't get it twisted Isaiah 11 has absolutely nothing to do with your Greco -Roman catholic fabricated man Made God Jesus(Ea-Zeus) This was spoken of King David


1Ch 28:4 "However YAHAWAH The Father of Yisrayl chose me (Dawad) above all the house of my father to be king over Yisrayl forever,

Do you understand the meaning of FOREVER!!!

Micahyah 5:2 "But you, Bethlehem Ephrathah, Though you are little among the thousands of Yahadah, Yet out of you shall come forth to Me The One to be Ruler in Yisrayl,
Whose coming is proclaimed from of old, from ancient times."(Gen 49:1, Num 24:17, Riyyah 4:11-22, 1Sa 17:12)

1 Sam 16:1 Then YAHAWAH said to Samuyl, "How long will you mourn for Shaul, seeing I have rejected him from being king over Yisrayl? Fill your horn with oil, and go; I am sending you to Yishai of Bethlehem. For I have provided Myself a king from among his sons."

Isa 11:1 There shall come forth a Rod from the stem of Yishai and a Branch shall grow out of his roots.

1Sa 17:12 Now Dawad was the son of that Ephrathite of Bethlehem Yahadah ( see Micah 5: 2 ), whose name was Yishai; and he had eight sons: and the man went among men for an old man in the days of Shaul.

1Sa 16:10 Thus Yishai made seven of his sons pass before Samuyl. And Samuyl said to Yishai, " YAHAWAH has not chosen these."

1Sa 16:11 And Samuyl said to Yishai, "Are all the young men here?" Then he said, "There remains yet the youngest, and there he is, keeping the sheep." And Samuyl said to Yishai, "Send and bring him. For we will not sit down till he comes here."

1Sa 16:12 So he sent and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, with bright eyes, and good-looking. And YAHAWAH said, "ARISE, ANOINT HIM; FOR THIS IS THE ONE!"

Isa 11:2 The Spirit of YAHAWAH shall rest upon Him, The Spirit of wisdom and understanding, The Spirit of counsel and might, The Spirit of knowledge and of the Reverence of YAHAWAH.


1Sa 16:13 Then Samuyl took the horn of oil and anointed him in the midst of his brothers; and the Spirit of YAHAWAH came upon Dawad from that day forward. So Samuyl arose and went to Ramah.

Psa 45:7 You too have loved righteousness and hated wickedness; therefore, YAHAWAH your Father has anointed you with the oil of gladness over your fellow men.

Psa 89:19 Then You spoke in a vision to Your holy one, And said: "I have imparted strength to a youth and not to a warrior. I have exalted a young man above the people.

Psa 89:20 I HAVE FOUND MY SERVANT DAWAD(David The BRANCH of Yishai – see Isa 11:1); With MY HOLY OIL I HAVE ANOINTED HIM,

Hos 3:5 Afterward the children of Yisrayl shall return and seek YAHAWAH their FATHER and Dawad their king. And will Reverence YAHAWAH and His Righteousness in the latter days.

Yer(Jeremiah) 30:9 But they shall serve YAHAWAH their Father, and Dawad their king, WHOM I WILL RAISE UP FOR THEM

Your Greek Man God Jesus (Ea-Zeus) has nothing to do with the Law & the Prophets(the Torah)

ICAN…? CIBN…?
By Ikenna Emewu [ikenna@sunnewsonline.com]
Saturday, October 31, 2009

To me these two professional bodies are just what I have indicated them on this headline. There are bodies of questionable character and attitude towards sanity in their areas of operation. Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria (ICAN), the body regulating accounting professional practice has shown so much attitude of questions and questioning in the deluge that is overflowing and eroding the nation. Our present calamity in addition to the political kwashiorkor is the brouhaha in the banking sector.

ICAN has enjoyed and spoilt itself in a monopoly that makes it see any other accounting regulating body in existence as a threat. It arrogates to itself the rights, powers, authorities and jurisdiction of exclusively regulating the profession. Any other body that ventures there is fought with all its arsenal until it either dies or loses face among patrons. The witty war of the monopolist that has been here for 44 years has taken it to various dimensions against other bodies in the field. It rammed on ANAN, and its efforts to develop itself were rather channeled to stopping ANAN's existence until the Supreme Court said no. And before long another body was ratified by the National Assembly to take effect. I would not ask the ICAN why it thinks just one body is enough to control and coordinate the profession among 150 million people.

I will also not ask it if those other nations that belong to IFAC alongside it have just one monolithic body in their countries. But I would ask ICAN if their counterparts in other nations would fold their hands and watch helplessly while audit firms operated by their members have a field day screwing figures and manipulating out-of-the-world digits to cover monumental fraud as we hear in the banks and their non-performing loans that have landed many of the bank lords in mess.

I would ask again if in the US, Arthur Anderson, an accounting firm was not nailed in the Enron scam because of figure fabrication and falsification. Then I will finally want to know from ICAN what it is waiting for and how long it would take the body to take a decision on the audit firm/s that cooked the N13b toxic figures that destroyed Cadbury in 2002.

The same ICAN members were the auditors who saw and likely looked away while Lever Brothers roasted in manipulated figures in the days of late Rufus Giwa and the old UBA in the 90s when some of the 'whizkids' who have found abode in a new sector skinned the old bank alive. Your same shining lights in the ICAN did all these. Such actors still serve as the torchbearers in the revered profession who you still pander at their altars for professional obeisance.

When the Cadbury scam broke, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) punished the company severely with N100,000 fine and penalty of N5,00 per day between June 30, 2002 and December 6, 2006. But ICAN on its part remained docile and did nothing. So when will the great ICAN purge itself of infested super professionals who are adroit in cooking false audit figures? Or is ICAN afraid that such cleansing or sorting would leave no one out and therefore would rather act slowly on self destruct and organized compromise.

Now hear this: ICAN in statement of August 24, 2009 signed by its Registrar/CE in reaction to the banks' rot still told us in paragraph 5 that: “Any member found guilty in the banks problems would be subjected to the Accountants Disciplinary Tribunal”. I agree, because it did the same in the past in the Cadbury, Lever Brothers and old UBA cases. Good professional body indeed. Yet, the mission statement of the ICAN Act No. 15 of September 1, 1965 which brought the body into being enunciated that ICAN would produce world class accountants, regulate their activities and continuously enhance their ethical standards. But is that consistent with what we have been seeing? My annoyance is that these banks now stewing in their sauce accumulated the virus of decadence over the years. The same banks all these years passed through the crucible of ICAN members annually who audit their books and certify them ok and fit as fiddle. No, ICAN. I put a giant question mark on you, and request your obligation of clearing the tag.

NDIC has been bold to state that the indicted bank MDs have very big questions to answer and that the equities were far unequal in the deals that burst the bubble. While I don't send the indicted to the gallows before the courts do so, I am sure I can put some vital questions across to ICAN whose members audited the accounts of these banks in the years of these non performing loans and made a culture of giving them clean bill every year. Does that mean such individuals never compromised the standards? If they did, since the books have been found to be tainted, why keep mum, or have you lost your cane to whip the bad lots out of town to make sure your good image which preserved you over these 44 years remains untarnished. Is it no longer the objective of ICAN to ensure and enforce clean practice, or do you expect a poor newspaper reporter like me to dabble into that? ICAN, your name carries a large question mark. You can't delete it until you tell us what role your members played in this consuming inferno. Or do you want to copy the Nigeria Bar Association that has powers to axe members found wanting but lost its voice on Tafa Balogun as a lawyer and member of the Bar after his indisputable conviction by a competent court?

One of the problems we were told Savannah Bank had with the regulators is that a certain big shot insisted that his wife who is not lettered in banking or its allied disciplines must be the managing director. The Chartered Institute of Bankers of Nigeria (CIBN) and Central Bank of Nigeria feared that this bull would trample on fragile wares with impunity in their China shop, so she would rather be kept at bay before the damage occurs.
It is not subject to any doubt that the standing rule in Nigeria is that bank MDs must be staunch members of the CIBN. If they are, then what is the role of the CIBN in the running of banks in Nigeria and the control of members who stray from course?

Have you ever pondered on the irony that CIBN President till today is Dr. Erastus Akingbola, the ex-Intercontinental Bank MD who was removed for alleged unethical practices by the CBN? The same Akingbola, who I have not and will never declare guilty yet had thundered in a session of bankers on December 10, 2008 that henceforth all bank workers must be CIBN members or no job. The body has been fretting to enforce the provision of the CIBN Act No. 5 of May 4, 2007 that only certified members of the body are fit to work in banks.

“Akingbola, who is also the chief executive of Intercontinental Bank, said the Institute can no longer fold its arm and watch as unscrupulous elements bring the noble profession into disrepute. He urged bankers to eschew greed and unethical practices and exhibit at all times, high sense of probity, honesty and transparency, which are the cardinal points of the institute's code of ethics”. That was Akingbola talking to his members and Nigerians on the above date from a reliable report. I ask you if he meant this statement?

He even announced setting up three technical committees to harness ethical practices and efficiency in the CIBN. The bodies are practice license board, investigating panel and disciplinary tribunal. And this was on August 5, few days before the CBN struck and ripped open their underbelly.
It's a travesty to have great professional bodies of world repute watch in learned helplessness as the system is mired in incongruities.
Yes, CBN regulates the banks, but what complimentary roles does CIBN play in maintaining sanity in banking, or the ICAN in making sure the individual members play straight? So many questions to answer to know exactly why the adult was at home, folded his hands and watched the goat give birth in tether. The rot in our banks is an institutional decay. It was sired by the collective compromisers, given animation by greed and powered to fly by a cabal that cuts across all institutions. Today, the same people shed more crocodile tears than the rest of us for our banks and instead of blaming the institutions who should have acted in good time they rather wallow in compounding the crisis.

Nigerians, can you see the managers you have?


CULLED FROM THE SUN NEWS ONLINE DATED Saturday, October 31, 2009

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Someone should tell the birds to look out - now cats are growing wings.

At least, this cat in the Chinese city of Chongqing in China appears to be.
Animal experts have been left baffled by the fluffy white moggy, who was born normal - but began growing wing-shaped appendages on either side of his spine when he was just a year old.
Some experts believe the bony 'wings' are in fact a freak mutation - a Siamese twin growing inside the kitty.
Others think the mutation may be genetic, caused by chemicals during his mother's pregnancy.
Whatever the answer is, the cat does not seem to mind - with his owners even claiming he enjoys all the attention.
culled from www.dailymail.co.uk

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson has asked for privacy to allow his family to grieve after his four-year-old daughter died after a tragic accident in her home. Exodus Tyson died in hospital after she was found with her neck caught in the power cable of a treadmill machine at her home in Phoenix, Arizona. She was rushed to hospital in an 'extremely critical condition' and put on life support, but was pronounced dead at noon on Tuesday.
Mike Tyson has always been a man of dangerous, excessive passions. He used to keep a white Bengal Tiger named Kenya in his backyard. It cost him around £2,000 a month just to care for him, and the story goes that one day Kenya got loose and caused quite a commotion in Southington, Ohio.
But in those days  -  when Tyson was reviled as the 'baddest man on the planet'  -  it was just what you would expect. He was the monster who brought boxing into disrepute, biting a chunk out of Evander Holyfield's ear.
He was also in the grip of numerous addictions; to sex, often with strippers and prostitutes, even though he was married with children; and to spending on an improbable scale  -  he ran through around £200million, much of it on gifts to people he barely knew, on cars he never drove, and on bad business deals which he barely troubled to understand.
He was also addicted to booze and drugs, having a long dependence on marijuana and a fondness for cocaine and Hennessy brandy. Two years ago, he was jailed for driving under the influence of cocaine. He had three bags of the drug in his car.
At times, he has used prescription drugs like Zoloft for depression, too. 'I'm on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y'all,' he once announced at a press conference.
Those close to Tyson say those days of excess were apparently over. He was living quietly in the suburbs of Las Vegas, and seems to have been pursuing some kind of public redemption.
But the sudden death of his daughter this week now threatens to engulf him with the emotional turmoil that has blighted his life for so long.
Tyson is said to be 'inconsolable' after his four-year-old daughter Exodus died at a hospital on Tuesday, a day after her neck was apparently caught in a cord dangling from a stationary treadmill at the family home in Phoenix, Arizona.
In what police described as a 'horrible accident', the child either slipped, or put her head in the loop of a cord and suffocated. She was found by her older brother Miguel, seven, who alerted their mother, dancer Sol Xochitl, who had been cleaning in another part of the modest suburban house.
Xochitl, 34, tried to revive her daughter with CPR, but the youngster never regained consciousness.
Tyson, who does not live with the family, rushed from his home in Las Vegas to be by his daughter's bedside.
He spent the night at the hospital  -  where his daughter was on a life-support machine  -  and had been warned by doctors at St Joseph Hospital in Phoenix his daughter had a less than a 50-50 chance of recovering.
He and Xochitl were at the bedside when the youngster lost her fight for life, and did not return to the family home following their daughter's death.
A family spokesman said: 'We are grateful for the tremendous outpouring of love and prayers from all over the world.
'There are no words to describe the tragic loss of our beloved Exodus.
'We ask you now to please respect our need at this very difficult time for privacy to grieve and try to help each other heal.' Police
Late last year he filmed a cameo appearance in a comedy film, The Hangover, which comes out in America next week, in which he is seen singing the Phil Collins hit In The Air Tonight.
Aside from this, he was leading a life which was bordering on the unexceptional. His entourage had slimmed down from 30 bodyguards to three, and his powerful frame looked more like soft bulk than hard muscle.
Visitors to his new home say that there is nothing to tell you who it belongs to  -  not a trophy, a belt, a photo or a piece of boxing memorabilia.
Curiously, Tyson may have been the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world, but boxing does not seem to interest him at all. 'I am completely disillusioned with boxing,' he told an interviewer. 'There is just not the draw for me any more, in any shape or form. I used to love it.'
Instead, he had replaced his addictions to alcohol, drugs and women with a passion for pigeons. He keeps hundreds of them  -  visitors to his spread in Paradise Valley, in the Nevada suburbs, say that he has up to 1,000, although their number is generally estimated at around 400.
He knows the age and health status of every one. If he has to travel away from home for any period, he takes with him films of the pigeons in flight, which he likes to watch to relax.
A complex, damaged individual, he would muse: 'I don't know who I am. That might sound stupid. I really have no idea. All my life I've been drinking and drugging and partying, and all of a sudden this comes to a stop.'
His great daily concern was to try to reconnect with his six children by four different mothers. In a television interview a few weeks ago, he said: 'I'm really trying to work into recreating my relationship, rebuilding my relationship with my children.
'I neglected my children and the people I was in love with at one time, and I'm bearing the brunt of it right now. At this stage in my life, I'm starting to feel the pain and the effects from it, and I would like to rekindle that relationship.'
The death of his child, in these circumstances, seems unbearably cruel. Exodus's mother seems to have been his regular female companion for some years. Before they broke up, they were living in a large £1.5million home in Phoenix, Arizona.
After the split, Xochitl was set up in a modest £160,000 ranch-style house in a suburb of Phoenix with Miguel, seven, and Exodus, four. Tyson would still refer to Miss Xochitl as his 'girlfriend', and they were clearly on good terms.
Neighbour Dinka Radic said she often saw Tyson at the house. 'We used to see Mike quite often, and he would be outside with the children. They loved to play in the yard. He was always very nice and you could see he adored the children.'
Tyson's other offspring are a 20- year-old daughter, Gena, and 18-year-old son, Mikey. Their mothers have never been identified.
He also has two children with his ex-wife Monica Turner, who is a distinguished paediatrician and lives in Washington. Their daughter Rayna is 13 years old and son Amir is 11.
Tyson acknowledges that he was a dreadful husband to her  -  he said to Ms Turner in a press conference: 'I'm sorry I married you. You have to understand, I'm probably the worst husband in the world.'
She filed for divorce on the grounds of his adultery, and was given a substantial settlement and two houses in 2003. 'I was a pig and had extramarital activities on the side and got caught most of the time,' he said last year.
Born in Brooklyn in 1966, Michael Gerard Tyson had the most unpromising start to life. His mother was a promiscuous alcoholic who may or may not have been a prostitute. Tyson is still not sure who his father was.
In the early years after he exploded on to the boxing scene, he was apparently unstoppable, but clearly a damaged individual.
His marriage to actress Robin Givens was a disaster. The pair of them went on television in 1988 and she announced that he was a terrifying manic depressive and that their marriage was 'torture' for her.

It ended after a year amid immense mutual lawsuits, and Tyson  -  so often the architect of his own troubles  -  became seduced by alcohol and drugs. (He claims that he was born addicted and, when Tyson went into rehab in 2007, he said of the cocaine and alcohol addiction: 'I'll never beat that. That's going to be a till-the-day-I-die job.')
In 1992, he was convicted of rape and deviant sexual misconduct, and served three years in jail. He still claims that 18-year-old beauty queen Desiree Washington set him up. 'I might have taken advantage of women before, but not that woman,' he said in the 2008 documentary.
He emerged from prison and immediately ranted at a reporter whom he called a 'punk white boy', and a 'gay' in an extreme five-minute tirade of pure anger and aggression. It didn't help his protestations of innocence.
More recently, he has been to the UK on a speaking tour, at which he would not swear and drank only ginger ale. On another visit, though, he seems to have picked up an escort girl named Charlie Dolvin.
She said of their encounter in 2006: 'He seemed lost, like he didn't know where he was going,' and added: 'The men I go with have expensive stuff in their bathrooms. All he had was a manky toothbrush and a Bic razor.'
Before this week's terrible accident, it was said that the story of Mike Tyson was a contemporary parable about the perils of fame and fortune; a story about a spectacular and repeated falls from grace.
Tyson was more blunt. 'My whole life has been a waste,' he said.
How on earth, you wonder, will he live now?

By Alison Boshoff and Paul Thompson

Kazuya M:
[size=13pt]May the Altmighty help Nigeria!!! An all female crew, even pilots!! I can see the next plane crash in Nigeria!! My the Almighty help us!! [/size]

Hmmm!!!! can you please give statistics of plane crash in Nigeria and how many of the plane are women pilot!!!!!!

I can see you are not in tune with today!!!!

Just watch out for an all  female Ship Crew.

I think we have mechanics to do our cars, carpenters on furnitures, electrician for our electrical problems. hmm Nigeria we hailed thee, Mr. President we salute you. what of a maner of assignment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was wondering at technology the last time I open my uncles car engine while i was running the engine. one thing stroke my mind at how the different parts of the engine were working together without any touble. with each part properly fit to its place, the car was running smoothly untill its stop without giving a sign. I starting it but it refuse to start untill I check the engine to discover the battery terminal is not secured so i secure it and start the car it answered one hand . my reason for telling my short experience with my uncles car is that it represents Mr President's cabinet to me.

I believe in quality I also believe in the Best. You may have the best and quality minister but if they are not put in the right postion you can never get the best out of them .

Just like in football, if you don't position your Players in their right position you can never get good result; so is also running Ministries. Madm Drugs won her war in Drugs because she in playing in the right position and it is easier for her to coodinate things well.

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I think we have mechanics to do our cars, carpenters on furnitures, electrician for our electrical problems. hmm Nigeria we hailed thee, Mr. President we salute you. what of a maner of assignment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was wondering at technology the last time I open my uncles car engine while i was running the engine. one thing stroke my mind at how the different parts of the engine were working together without any touble. with each part properly fit to its place, the car was running smoothly untill its stop without giving a sign. I starting it but it refuse to start untill I check the engine to discover the battery terminal is not secured so i secure it and start the car it answered one hand . my reason for telling my short experience with my uncles car is that it represents Mr President's cabinet to me.

I belive in quality I also Belive in the Best. You may have the best and quality minister but if they are not put in the right postion you can never get the best out of them .

Just like in football, if you dont position your Players in their right position you can never get good result; so is also running Ministries. Madm Drugs won her war in Drugs because she in playing in the right position and it is easier for her to coodinate things well.

Read more :
www.minorityrightagenda..com

You have not state where you are coming from or where you are living. are you in lagos?

Nothing spoil even the heaven enjoy the trills n frills the show couldnt stop cos "HE IS HERE".everyone is celebrating cos HE IS HERE not even Dekunle Fuji can spoil the Show. Just what went wrong wit dat guy on dat day, I think he was overgasted and flagbawhelm by a crowd of over 350,000, some say its stage fright others say di guy no get confednce at all whatever youir views about Dekunle Fuji's perfomance nothing spoil I still enjoy Maself Big time. Its fun all night long. :

Hey, kpanla i sure say you don fall for di Guy but how, where and for what to meet him for is your problem.

Was the case decided @ ICJ? or a concern for human right?
The State of Texas is not bound by ICJ ruling regarding the execution if the case is not taken to to decide. What would say of a Nigerian that was executed sometime last year in Malaysia what did the ICJ do or say about it? On daily basis people are been executed especially in Sharia Countries what is the ICJ doing or saying about it ?

We should know that cultural difference and religion plays significant role in internatonal politics.

Have you ever date dwarf? share your experince with me I need one!!!!!!!

You call it shoprite! then what is wrong with a lady going for shopping either clothes, men or whatever? or may be we should try and open another shopping mall strictly for those who are looking for the opposite sex. otherwise there no is big deal for a lady to express herself in whatever way she likes it.

Do people go to church to worship alone? ciao

There is something that realy bother's me about Zinox System! I had the system made in Nigeria but what i saw on the panel is made in china. ever try shift+6 for naira sign you will shock @ d result. my broda make we give our made in computer three gbosa. who is fooling who? ma word of encouragement to dis people is to try and pooll all their resources into research in other to come up with a trully made in Naija system afterall Jp, Cn, Malay all started like this. even India. given the level of technology today i believe they should be able to come up with a supa komputa. good Stan