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Programming / Re: Please Which Tech Skill Should I Learn by Posotome: 4:31am On Oct 28, 2023
Freelancing
Web design
Digital marketing

Cartoon making

Video making
Video editing

Robots or AI

ANYONE YOU LIKE

BUT IT TAKES TIME , DEDICATION AND HARD WORK, NOTHING COMES EASY OR CHEAP

IF THEY TELL YOU ITS EASY, THEN WAN SCAM YOU BE THAT!
Foreign Affairs / Re: How Israel Is Ethnically Cleaning The Palestinians (video) by Posotome: 4:22am On Oct 28, 2023
The unchosen one who told you it's a good thing
Are you deceiving yourself?
They isreal are attacking hospitals killing women and children and you are typing it's a good thing?

If hamas is a terrorist group, are women and children too terrorists?

You better learn to type right or hold your mouth!

By the way look at the map of the middle east, all the countries there are Arabs and predominated by Muslims, isreal is the only Jewish state, even some of her citizens are still Muslims
The Mosque of Jerusalem, The Dome of Rock belongs to the Muslims and it was believed to have been from where Prophet Muhammad SAW climbed heaven.
Those are one of the reasons why Palestinians are laying claim of that area.
Isreal is just like a dog backed against the wall trying to fight with reaction!

History is repeating itself again,

But have we learned from history?

Don't forget what Adolp Hitler did for them in Germany?

I am not in support of Islamic extremism or radicalism or terrorism, but every body get there size oh, Mr man and isreal too get their size honestly

The person that will treat their fxck up is loading....,...!

We're America able to topple Syria leader? We're America able to remove Putin up till now?
They America left Afghanistan disgraced and unable to hold power there!

There are some places that they haven't conquer up till this moment!

Crazy guys like Iran, North Koreas Kim Jon Un dey oh! Make isreal and stupid America no dey flex muscle
Even China and India too self dey!


Mumu people!


If God wan catch someone, he will leave him to be doing whatever he wants till he will think God has forgotten, then when he least expects , that's when God will catch him and there will be no hideout for him to escape!

Just leave Isreal alone and see what will happen to them!

Bunch of people who killed almost all the prophets of God, even Jesus Christ, they boasted that they killed him,

And you are here typing rubbish!


DONT YOU KNOW THAT THE CURSE OF GOD IS ON THOSE REBELLIOUS ONES AMONGST THE CHILDREN OF ISREAL?


Even bible called them STIFF NECKED PEOPLE!

MOSES PBUH was instructed by God to tell them to enter the blessed land filled with milk and honey, but they refused to enter, and wandered the land for fortty years and you are here typing rubbish?



Children of Isreal?


God save me from the rebellious children of Isreal oh!

Amen!

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Politics / Re: DSS Releases Emefiele To EFCC As Interrogation Continues by Posotome: 3:52am On Oct 28, 2023
The guy na olodo, all he needs To do is to name or indict four or five big guys in the cabal, and they will negotiate with him and free him and let him go, once two iron touch each other, one will bend

He is behaving like Nnamdi kanu and trying to do strong head with govt

The more he keeps silent, the longer he stays inside!
Phones / Re: High Cost Of Phones In Nigeria by Posotome: 3:48am On Oct 28, 2023
Second hand phone 25k
MTN mifi router 10k

All the websites are smiling at me!

Shebi na you wan use iphone by force!

I dey inside my room!

You go explain tire!
Politics / Re: I Still Blame Peter Obi For Tinubus Victory by Posotome: 3:54pm On Oct 26, 2023
Have you forgotten he peter obi was Atiku running mate in 2019?

Divide and conquer always work for Tinubu since 1910,
He knew he has plenty enemies, so he used his enemies against themselves,

Mumu them, they hate him so much that they couldn't even unite together against him

Bad Belle is very deep!

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Travel / Re: Tanker Explodes In Lagos, Fire Razes 11 Vehicles by Posotome: 3:06am On Oct 15, 2023
All the petrol depots are in Lagos, that's why there is always tanker exploding in Lagos
And the marketers are hoarding the fuel, the govt is playing hanky panky with subsidy telling us lies that subsidy is gone where as we all know the truth

Where two elephants tussle, the grasses suffer
Politics / Re: Political Class Must Reduce Their Allowances And Overheads, Invest In Power. by Posotome: 11:34am On Jul 21, 2023
Dey play
Romance / Re: What Is Your Aphrodisiac? by Posotome: 11:17am On Jul 21, 2023
Tiger nut, water melon, dates and peak milk

Argue with your keyboard

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Investment / Re: Abayomi Segun Oluwasesan: How I Hacked Afriq Arbitrage System, Stole Billions by Posotome: 9:59am On Jul 15, 2023
Correct me if I am wrong but there is one program I usually watch on CNBC on Saturday on my free the decoder, it's called AMERICAN GREED

From what I have watched there so far, in my own opinion oooo, our Yahoo Yahoo boys are still in Creche, or Kindergarten class.

(MY OWN OPINION!)

it is well!

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Romance / Re: Can A Man With Two Wives Have intercourse with both at same time by Posotome: 12:53am On Jul 13, 2023
No because they , the ladies don't have the right to see each other's unclothedness, you can see their unclothedness only if you are their husband but you can't pack them together in the same place and allow them to be seeing each other.

It may lead to jealousy and they may even plan to kill the man

Islamically it is not good, you have to enter their rooms separately.
And you cant disclose the secrets of one to the other, may be one is good In bed than the other, you mustn't kiss and tell, WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS!

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Dwarf Billionaire, Grand P, Who Is Married To An Oversized Large Hips Wife by Posotome: 12:43am On Jul 13, 2023
How will his ...... enter inside?
Politics / Re: The Owners Of The Ship Arrested By NNPC Revealed. by Posotome: 12:30am On Jul 13, 2023
Hope they ( bad guys) don't kill THIEFN.UBU before him finish him tenure

Before you bash me, ask BUHARI how many days him spend inside Hospital for London,

Before 2015, him dey shout anti corruption, anti corruption, after 2019, we no hear pim!

ALL THESE ONES NA INITIAL GRA GRA, NEWSPAPER HEADLINES


AFTER THEN DON SHOW PISTOL TO CITYBOI,

HIM GO GENTLE


WELCOME TO NIGERIA


CORRUPTION IS OUR OXYGEN!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Ministerial Nominees & Designations by Posotome: 12:11am On Jul 13, 2023
Did I just read JIDE KOSOKO?

IS THIS A NOLLYWOOD FILM?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Ministerial Nominees & Designations by Posotome: 12:07am On Jul 13, 2023
Where is kwara state on this list


TINUBU, you dey high?
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerians Held With Drugs Worth Rs 1 Crore In Decoy Op In Bengaluru, India by Posotome: 12:16am On Jul 11, 2023
Na wa o
Romance / Re: Danny Zara Sets To Break The Guinness Book Of Record For The Longest Sex by Posotome: 3:47am On Jul 07, 2023
Most people have forgotten that their are Angel writing down all what we do

And we will give acccount on judgement day

Some will just be hungry for one seconds attention

Attention that will fade off when you die
Phones / Re: Threads: See Elon Musk's Reply on Twitter's attempt to sue Meta by Posotome: 3:35am On Jul 07, 2023
Most people do not know that a letter you type on Twitter Facebook or Instagram is money in the computer system

Sometimes those guys need to generate controversy to make money

Art of war: in chaos lies great opportunities

Users are fighting each other

Musk and Zuckerberg are smiling to the banks

Dey play!
Education / Re: The West Wants To Use S/africa As Guinea Pig For Green Energy Trial by Posotome: 12:35pm On Jul 04, 2023
Green energy is any energy type that is generated from natural resources, such as sunlight, wind or water. It often comes from renewable sources of energy

As we all notice rising cases of climate change around the world

Increase in flooding, increase in rainfall and so on, increase in sunshine? What caused them?

Global warming and environmental pollution from smoke, carbon dioxide, sulphur oxide , nitrogen oxide and other factory effluents are amongst the causes, ozone layer depletion too is also a cause

That is why they are urging countries to adopt green energy

It's the only way to go right now
Romance / Re: The Advantages Of Bathing Regularly Together by Posotome: 7:06am On Jul 04, 2023
Why bathing is sweet in the bathroom is that just as you are having s.ex with her all the evil spirits in the toilet too will be having s.ex with her that is why she usually enjoy it more in the bathroom than in the bedroom.

And you can't seek refuge of God from evil spirits when you are inside the toilet.

Just imagine how the child born from that conception will be behaving when he/ she grows up?

Having se.x is not just for having se.x sake, it's to protect ourselves and our spouse and our children from evil

One man went to urinate one-day, he urinated inside a hole, later he saw blood coming out of his penis, they rushed him to hospital, doctors couldn't treat him, so the used local alfa, the local man told them that an evil spirit has hit him on his manhood, they begged the spirit, the spirit said that didn't their Prophet tell them not to urinate inside a hole? That was what the spirit said.

As we have boundaries, evil spirits too have their boundaries, let's not overstep our boundaries

It is well!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Oders Bottles Of Azul And Expensive Drinks For Chioma At Her Birthday Par by Posotome: 9:48pm On May 01, 2022
Chioma don renew the jazz



Mr Dj please play me Assurance by Oga David Ft Aunty chichi

#BeGood!
Phones / Re: MTN So Generous. I Don't Think I Can Finish This Free Data Anytime Soon. by Posotome: 5:26pm On May 01, 2022
Empty Hen

Could remember back then when we were using Java and Symbian phones to browse

If MTN or Airtel give you 10mb you will be like

'When am I going to finish this plenty data?"


But see life now, everything has changed!


#BeGood!

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Business / Re: Save Me From Lcredit App Pls. by Posotome: 2:48pm On Apr 30, 2022
It's very simple

Get their account number

There was a time I too borrowed from them


I have forgotten but I think it's either zenith Bank or wema bank that they are using

If your ussd is not working go to any zenith bank branch or wema bank branch nearest to you and pay into their account number

SHIKENA!


But don't use pos or another person's account to send the money to them because they need to confirm that it was you that sent the money before they will clear your name from the debtors list

#ItIsWell!
Crime / Re: See questions a lady asked on Viral Video Of Ladies Having Sex With Dogs (pix) by Posotome: 2:21pm On Apr 30, 2022
Before you sleep with a Nigerian lady nowadays please ask her


"Hope you haven't slept with a dog before?"

#ItIsWell!
Romance / Re: Woman Madly In Love Shows Off Her Two Husbands (pics) by Posotome: 2:16pm On Apr 30, 2022
Dangerous part of being in a group is that

If you are looking for who is getting played and you can't find anyone, then it's you who is being played


#ItIsWell!

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop This Girl From Coming To My House by Posotome: 1:57pm On Apr 30, 2022
Lie to her that you are traveling to Abroad, London or America,

Change your phone number and tell all your friends and neighbours that they should not welcome her again

When she notices you are avoiding her

She will give you some space!

#ItIsWell!
Travel / Re: Beautiful City Of Abeokuta, Ogun State (Pictures, Video) by Posotome: 1:54pm On Apr 30, 2022
Please wear crash helmet and bulgralry proof for your head when you are visiting oh!




I come in peace!

#ItIsWell!

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Romance / Re: Lady Offers Boyfriend Sex As Compensation After His Car Developed Fault (Video) by Posotome: 7:45pm On Apr 29, 2022
One of my female neighbours looked at me sotey she voiced out

Is this guys dxck working like this?


I just laughed and went on my own business

Any time I pass by they will be like should I rape this guy?

Many of them nowadays are sex starved, some don't even have a man to talk to them.


#ItIsWell!
Celebrities / Re: M.I. Abaga Set To Marry Eniola Mafe (Photos) by Posotome: 9:36pm On Apr 03, 2022
What of vector?




Have you Die_Forced Him?





#ItIsWell?

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