15ssDRIVE:


Omo Jesus


Where you house dey

Abuja, I just realized the have a poor family upbringing

madridguy:
The man messed up visiting when his friend is not around. I think the madam should tell her husband to talk to his friend to stop visiting his house when he's not around. He can call his friend and reason with him if he need anything but going to his house is wrong.

As for him visiting everyday, no one knows what the man his passing through. Who knows maybe the man his doing that to escape depression which could lead to suicide or something silly. Who knows maybe NEPA has disconnected his power, and he thinks going to madam house, he will eat, watch cable TV, feel relax and even play video game. This is just my observation but one thing i know is that no man will like to beg his fellow man for food.

The said man will be crying inside too. Do you think its easy begging your fellow man money to eat? When you're not physically challenge. Going to a friend house to eat daily is not what any man will wish himself.

May God help us all.

We don't know what the man is going through but he can still be choosy while going through a lot abi? Beggars are now choosers!

Asquare84:
My sister in-law is currently staying with me now, very rude and always be mumoring to me, cook food in the house this girl will come back from work in the night and start frying pepper in the kitchen disturbing my sleep, what pains my most is the idea that she keep following area buys around my neighborhood last two weeks a dirty looking boy came and nearly knock on my door looking for her, my wife is aware of her sister way ward lifestyle yet will not confront her . I will not send her away to avoid being term as intolerant. I am just waiting for the day she will pack her load and leave.

She should leave. If she is being rude to you, murmuring to you, even making your house accessible to hoodlums- she has to leave. It is okay to be intolerant of bad behavior.

Auxtin85:


My brother dem many everywhere, but my response immediately was mad.

I don’t doubt you, some babes are really nasty.

ifex370:



Gen ke.. I say e no gree go house for life again

E carry bag come. From just one weekend to how many months now.

By my neighbor o

JubrinElSudan:
As in soup/stew was prepared by your neighbor or her MIL&SIL came with the soup/stew?

My neighbor cooked the stew and the sister-in-law poured the stew down the sink and remove over twenty pieces of meat inside to feed their dog when they get home

JubrinElSudan:
As in soup/stew was prepared by your neighbor or her MIL&SIL came with the soup/stew?

tnerro1:
The guy came to visit and used the toilet, after he left, I couldn’t enter the toilet. I spent close to 5k on air fresheners for the toilet before it came back to normal.

hanhan se u flushed and it didnt go ni

roseboma:
My friend asked if she could stay at my place for a month or two. I agreed and even left my bed for her. On night, I woke up around 12am and found a guy walking about in house house. I screamed, thinking he was a thief only to realise he actually came with all his belongings to stay with my friend. I sent him out that same night. Im

bullshit

Some people go extreme sha

HarunaWest:

See thrash your talking Yen Yen Yen. Bond with your husband...so Na COVID make u wan bond with your husband nonsense... Bonding that should be an everyday thing. The husband buying the food isn't complaining, but you are complaining. Naso una dey turn devil's advocate if una Marry man. You want him to keep away from friends, do you know the history between him and that friend. You self centered B****.....you shouldn't be married, you don't deserve it.

Haruna, I need to see your certificate of mental fitness because you don't sound mentally stable. You better bury this your Almajari mentality

When they left she cried so much. It was heartbreaking

ceeceeuwa:

Please how did it end?

firstratedcitiz:
It happened while I was schooling back then in Nigeria. I had what would be considered by students' standard a comfortable accomodation. It was a small self-contained apartment but well furnished.

Anyone who lived in the hostel with four or more other occupants would understand how particularly inconvenient it was bringing in a girlfriend or female students to make love to.

Only very few of us who stayed off campus, and in our own private apartments, enjoyed such privilege with much ease. Close friends of mine would occasionally book my room each time they needed to 'spank' a babe.

So, on this particular day, a friend of mine brought his male friend and begged me to allow his friend and his girlfriend spend a brief time in my room. The excuse he gave was that his friend was living with his sisters and had no room of his own; and besides, the girlfriend he was bringing over was a "new catch" and would be returning to school the next day.

So, I allowed them in. But to my greatest dismay I discovered, soon after they'd finished making love and left the room, that this fellow used my clean boxer from the wardrobe to wipe his ejaculation (semen). There were also few drops of semen on the carpet besides the fact that my room itself now reeked of the odour of lovemaking. The lovebirds had not bothered to dress my bed after using it.

Then, to my further astonishment, I noticed that my Etisalat modem was also missing from where I'd kept it on the reading desk!

disgusting.

Me self dey vex reading this... Gross

mascot87:
1. She came to visit me on a friendly note.
2. 30 minutes later,she was on a call with someone on the phone and I heard her describing how the person will locate my house
3. 1 hour later,a call came in and she ask the person to wait outside that she is coming.
4. She went to pick the person while I was waiting to see who the person is.
5. She came in with a guy with red lips
6. We greeted and we kept our cool
7. 20 minutes later, she called me aside and asked if she and her friend could use my room
8. It didn't end well for me that day

complete the story nah

Cburke:


lmao..

well, my friend came to stay for a few weeks in Lagos.
now its been a few years..
and his brothers are also here..
I no want make e enter decade

I'll jejely leave on code

do they contribute to rent, feeding and other house bills?

My roommate friend visited us in school then to stay for some days and she used my towel to clean her body without telling me . So annoying, I condemned that towel, I have sensitive skin and body, I dont share personal things.

Nuttella:
My roommate friend visited us in school then to stay for some days and she used my towel to clean her body without telling me . So annoying, I condemned that towel, I have sensitive skin and body, I dont share personal things.

send a picture. let me view your skin.

SimplyFacts:
Leaving WC & urinating on bathroom tiles

The thing annoyed me ehn,,,, but I called his attention to it coz of another time.

Perhaps, he found your toilet too dirty to urinate in.

mascot87:
1. She came to visit me on a friendly note.
2. 30 minutes later,she was on a call with someone on the phone and I heard her describing how the person will locate my house
3. 1 hour later,a call came in and she ask the person to wait outside that she is coming.
4. She went to pick the person while I was waiting to see who the person is.
5. She came in with a guy with red lips
6. We greeted and we kept our cool
7. 20 minutes later, she called me aside and asked if she and her friend could use my room
8. It didn't end well for me that day

;DAre U a female

SimplyFacts:
Leaving WC & urinating on bathroom tiles

The thing annoyed me ehn,,,, but I called his attention to it coz of another time.

This reminds me of when I was in nysc camp, a lot of girls do it. Like so annoying.

A girl I wooed in school on my way home after lectures, spent the night in my room, used my toilet, and left it un-flushed, na after some hours they thing come dey smell, I was so pissed.

blackmantis:
A friend wanted to charge his laptop at my place as he had no power, we were about to have lunch when he entered. He connected the laptop and was using it. My wife dished a plate of food to serve him.

He rudely told her without even looking up from his laptop "cover it and keep, I'm busy now. I'll eat later"

I was angry but said nothing. I resolved once he left, he would never step foot in my house again My wife took the food to the kitchen.

After we finished eating and my wife was taking a nap, the idiot called me and said I should tell my wife to bring the food that wants to eat now. I nearly slap am.... I walked him out told him not to return to my house again.

Woo to the lady that will marry this your friend, all these traditional men won't cease to surprise me, he thought your wife is his maid or your maid. May I not end up with such men.

bukatyne:


What does he need the take away for if he is coming back by 9am the next day?

Sorry.

because he's not sure

mascot87:
1. She came to visit me on a friendly note.
2. 30 minutes later,she was on a call with someone on the phone and I heard her describing how the person will locate my house
3. 1 hour later,a call came in and she ask the person to wait outside that she is coming.
4. She went to pick the person while I was waiting to see who the person is.
5. She came in with a guy with red lips
6. We greeted and we kept our cool
7. 20 minutes later, she called me aside and asked if she and her friend could use my room
8. It didn't end well for me that day

U don't mean it Tell me say you no gree
I go pursue am woo.. her leg no go reach ground....

Jayventures:
My neighbor’s mother-in-law and sister-in-law came 11pm at night for sleep over visit, mind you they only leave 30minutes away . After welcoming them and entertaining them, everyone went to sleep only for her to wake up around 6am to find the sis in-law in the kitchen washing out their pot of stew they had for dinner ,with over 20 pieces of meat in a nylon bag. When she asked why her day old soup was thrown away , the in-law said they don’t like the way the stew looks , and they are taking the meat from the stew to feed their dog when they leave. :

I swear you're joking! I swear!

Sometimes I wonder what you nairalanders gain from making readers pissed when it's a wrong information.

ifex370:



Gen ke.. I say e no gree go house for life again

E carry bag come. From just one weekend to how many months now.

You dey craze


Which one is E NO GREE GO HOUSE FOR LIFE?

CHAI, una no fit kee me

Steady259:
MODssss
And this topic didnt make front page

it finally did

ifex370:



Gen ke.. I say e no gree go house for life again

E carry bag come. From just one weekend to how many months now.

this is my similar case, he claims coming over to have his apartment and said he is gonna stay for just two days just for him to looks around and get better place, the dude came around since November 1 2020 and start complaining when he came around that people are owning him and promised didn’t pay yet, I finally discovered he was lying, he felt so comfortable that he change channels even when he sees i’m watching something cool, I finally borrowed this guy money to get apartment.. he just left 2 weeks ago

LadyTiannah2:
Once had a guest who peed in my toilet and somehow got pee on top of the water closet. I knew cos he takes a lot of sugar and ants were all over the top...I told him and he started saying, don't I know its hard for tall guys to pee and what not. Dúmbass

That dude might be on the fast track to having diabetes. The body doesn't piss out sugar unless the pancreas can no longer process it, i.e., his blood sugar is at the optimum and even the sugar reserve is full, then the body pisses it out. Warn that your friend please!

mascot87:
1. She came to visit me on a friendly note.
2. 30 minutes later,she was on a call with someone on the phone and I heard her describing how the person will locate my house
3. 1 hour later,a call came in and she ask the person to wait outside that she is coming.
4. She went to pick the person while I was waiting to see who the person is.
5. She came in with a guy with red lips
6. We greeted and we kept our cool
7. 20 minutes later, she called me aside and asked if she and her friend could use my room
8. It didn't end well for me that day

Madt ooooooooo

UyaiIncomparabl:


Perhaps, he found your toilet too dirty to urinate in.

If it's a guy, there's not fear in urinating in a dirty environment unlike ladies. Heck, some of us do that along dirty water ways, public refuse dumps, therefore his only excuse might be ignorance.

omoadeleye:



The husband that's putting money to make food on the table is not complaining. While will the devil of a woman be co
mplaining?

Someone ate 3 square meal at your house and asked for takeout when leaving then return by 9am...That’s poor evil..

Guy you Stingy no be small. How u go offer somebody coke. Na small pikin come visit u ni

Steady259:
I ones offered a supposed friendly neighbour a coke drink being the first time at my place, only for him to verbally reject saying that he was too big a guest for me to be offering him mere coke. I stood in disbelief because I earlier asked him what he would like for him to entertain him with and he said I should bring anything available. I guess because of the standard of my sitting room and looking at how furnished it was, he was obviously expecting Hennessey or something even bigger..... He has not visited ever since

SirMichael1:
If it's a guy, there's not fear in urinating in a dirty environment unlike ladies. Heck, some of us do that along dirty water ways, public refuse dumps, therefore his only excuse might be ignorance.

Do you urinate in the gutters and public refuse dumps too?