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So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Both of una na Same of the same. Cunny man jam cunny woman. Una two need to repent. Una two need Jesus.

11k way be some people salary nah Wetin another person dey spend for ice cream

I know a teacher (graduate) that is collecting 10k as salary

What relevancy is this news to the current Nigeria economy?

Nairaland guys will never disappoint showing their immaturity on this platform.


You pay! IDGAF
You no pay! I still DGAF

All of a sudden, Olosho wants two cups

OP, God will bless you immensely for upholding the code.

You're the realest G on planet earth today.

Offpoint1:
What relevancy is this news to the currently Nigeria economy?

Nairaland guys will never disappoint showing their immaturity on this platform.


You pay! IDGAF
You no pay! I still DGAF

Alaye carry your seriousness go ur work place
There's time for fun and Time to be serious...smh
Anyways bro enjoy ur ice cream

You are a red pilla.

Port Harcourt . Funny zone.

Offpoint1:
What relevancy is this news to the currently Nigeria economy?

Nairaland guys will never disappoint showing their immaturity on this platform.


You pay! IDGAF
You no pay! I still DGAF

So, where's the immaturity

Oga, calm down abeg

thanks for upholding the Area Codes...
biiich wanna rip where she didn't sow

you deserve this and more my OG
*for the CULTURE*

Bro you no fall my hand... Tuale!



You no be like some omo ale SIMPsons wey go loose coordination when dem see yansh.

Damn! D chik musta been pained. She dey find mugu.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Stop taking ice cream, you are going to have diabetes. You are enjoying it now, but when the consequences start, don't post trash here.

She wan run u STREETZ but u change am for am.

BETTER BIKIN, CHOP KNUCKLES

Op You na Bad guy o.

Hmmm a plate of ice cream 4100"? Money way i go take cook beta pot soup.. Nia you take lick sugar wey dem put for ice block..

Port Harcourt is stupidly expensive. Who pays 4k for that small bowl of ice cream?

Morientez:
Hmmm a plate of ice cream 4100"? Money way i go take cook beta pot soup.. Nia you take lick sugar wey dem put for ice block..

There's more to life after a pot of soup. Reject poverty in your life, bros.

instead of you to be a gentleman u ended displaying your inadequacies

You no be gentleman at all oo

perkyB:
instead of you to be a gentleman u ended displaying your inadequacies

As if I know, gentleman ko, gentlewoman ni.

Why was the lady bothered with his non refusal to pay!

You carry your leg go cold stone, order two plate, we come jam there and you expect me to pay.

We dissolve the temporary union until you pay your bills then we reunite again, and if you no gree, your loss.

The guy objective to cold stone was ice cream, every other thing is secondary

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

LWKMD

For her mind u go turn mugu now base on say she be woman. Ewu. Thanks for not letting us down

Na like this e suppose be Nice one man you earned my respect

Na this small thing be #4000?That money go cook 2 derica of rice,and better stew with 2Kg of turkey

Back to the topic,some guys would have paid for both.The lady for chop and go.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Bad Market........

This is hilarious, I read the post twice. You did well bro, keep it up.

She has learnt one or two things today.

perkyB:
instead of you to be a gentleman u ended displaying your inadequacies

I finally seize to be a gentleman from today.I be mc oluomo thug.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

You deserve an award

Kriss216:
There's more to life after a pot of soup. Reject poverty in your life, bros.

That price is ridiculous not poverty.

Akwaibomdude:
For her mind u go turn mugu now base on say she be woman.
Ewu.
Thanks for not letting us down

Some of those lady will deliberately dress in a seductive way to an eatery and supermarket to find mugu.This one hook her for neck

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

You are doing well. I love this