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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Ritztravels: 11:36am On Mar 31, 2021
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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by deeva2: 11:37am On Mar 31, 2021
i went for treatment in a private hospital few years ago, as the nurse wanted to inject me , she paused and went out and later came back with three other nurses..i was confused until one of then said 'Wow, your yansh is fresh and hairy oo' meaning that she called them to witness my yansh..i was just speechless.

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by thorpido(m): 11:39am On Mar 31, 2021
Warrgidanairala:
There are female doctors sir
Yes,there are.You do have that choice to request for one too.There are far more male gynaecologists than females though.If you need a specialist you might come across one.

What is most important is getting the best care.Most doctors are professional.No need for any phobia.

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by ikllbrokehoes(m): 11:40am On Mar 31, 2021
PrimadonnaO:


It is what it is. cheesy
It is what it is grin

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by ikllbrokehoes(m): 11:41am On Mar 31, 2021
deeva2:
i went for treatment in a private hospital few years ago, as the nurse wanted to inject me , she paused and went out and later came back with three other nurses..i was confused until one of then said 'Wow, your yansh is fresh and hairy oo' meaning that she called them to witness my yansh..i was just speechless.
Nawa oh grin

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by ikllbrokehoes(m): 11:42am On Mar 31, 2021
CaptainAyub:

A woman in labour has to be checked from time to time to know if her cervix (mouth of the womb) is open and continually opening.
If it is not well dilated and the woman continues having enough contractions, it could lead to uterine rupture.
That cervical dilatation or not accounts for almost 50% of the C/S cases
Okay
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by KingZaddy(m): 11:44am On Mar 31, 2021
dannyrhymes600:

so because them wan operate your abdomen Dem go come open your prik dey look like cinema
They usually insert a tube in the penis to extract any urine out, that the reason for taking off the pants
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by ikllbrokehoes(m): 11:45am On Mar 31, 2021
victme1:
My own was injection abscess. A very bad one. Bedridden for almost 9 days with maleria and typhid complications.
So 3rd day or so, this nusre with killer shape big boobs tiny waist and divided bumbum came drawing the partition.
What happen? I asked,
She time for bath
Me looking at her with one Kain eyes
How can I bath with all this drip.
To cut a long story
She use towell to scrub my body.
Me don't just go there
She. Remove the wrapper exposing my best friend professionally. But she did miss a breath.
And did a through cleaning.

Day 6
She push the 3rd leg and it bounce back angrily
I laugh when she jumped back and started parking her bowls.
She: Oga you don well oya go bath yourself!
Hilarious cheesy

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Refinedbeing(m): 11:47am On Mar 31, 2021
I told the doctor my heart beats illegaly. grin worst part, the doctor happens to be the husband to the woman that own the high school i attended. My broda laugh me so tey that day wen we reach house. It wasn't my fault. My heart palpitates so much that day that i fear its gonna pump out my chest. I stopped using the doctor ever after realizing the nonsense i did. It's so embarassing.
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by ikllbrokehoes(m): 11:49am On Mar 31, 2021
PrimadonnaO:


I don't even know which would feel less awkward... having a man do it, or a woman.
You should better let a woman do it, but if you are comfortable with men no Wahala grin

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by LeeSantos(m): 11:53am On Mar 31, 2021
JovialJune:
When preparing for c.s and wanted to change, I already shaved cos I came prepared, when I pulled off, the white nurse was like "wow your c**t is big", I was embarrassed and felt like I was defiled cry

lol. f**k you don't minit !!! hahahah
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by tnerro1(m): 11:53am On Mar 31, 2021
I remember one time I was sick, my babe and I went to the clinic for treatment and the doctor on duty was her ex. She said they dated in school then and he was crazy about her but they broke up.I was attended to but I could see the guy was just checking me up and down from the corner of his eyes. When it came to the injections, the guy told the nurse not to worry, that he was going to administer the injections himself. That was when I showed him my red eyes, I told him if he tries it, I will scatter this clinic and turn it unside down. That I know what he is planning. He was so embarrassed and so was my babe grin

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by AFONAMARO: 12:02pm On Mar 31, 2021
PrimadonnaO:



LOL! A woman said that? Many Nigerians are just so unprofessional! cheesy

I bet you wore glasses. You didn't read that it was a white nurse before calling Nigerians.

Stereotype!

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by 77star: 12:02pm On Mar 31, 2021
[quote author=Ritztravels post=100357900]Not exactly the most embarrassing but it was for a minute.... So I spent most of my young adult life in Asia and anyone who's been there will tell you how easily you can fall into the wayward lifestyle with beautiful women and night clubs all around. I have always known of STD's but hey I was young reckless and stupid, so usually I will go through 2 to 3 women on a weekly basis steadily for about 2 years. So right about my third year there was this aggressive campaign about STD and it's prevalence among the youth, at first I didn't think anything of it but then suddenly one day one of my guys came in with symptoms of gonorrhea and lo and behold he actually had it. This got me thinking about my lifestyle, I was having sleepless nights thinking what if I have some kind of STD (my biggest fear was HIV). So I decided to schedule a test date for like a wide variety of STD test, I couldn't tell anyone. I remember sitting in the waiting room all sweaty and panicking even before I had my test done, but I noticed all this young attractive nurses just smiling at my direction, then one asked if I was nervous for a test, I'm like hell yeah at this point I have no choice but to tell the bold face lie that I was doing it for a new job offer I just got.
It was a "wait and get" kinda test, the results came back and it was all clear but what happened in the doctor's office still makes me chuckle till this day. So apparently after all the test the doctor had to examine your penis for any rash, so it was already awkward given we have to get behind a curtain and this gorgeous nurse was on the other side......




Aren't you an African man?

And how come you were able to get those ladies without racism, because what we always hear is they are racist!
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Nobody: 12:03pm On Mar 31, 2021
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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Mar 31, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
ehn, my prik doesn't have respect oh. last week I was badly injured during a football match, as I was being taken out of the field, I saw a female student trying to jump and pluck mango, the movement of her water melons gave me a boner, I had to cover it with my hands

Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Nobody: 12:06pm On Mar 31, 2021
dannyrhymes600:

she wasn't too busty, she had the perky type of boobs but she wasn't wearing bra. the injury isn't a minor one oh, my left knee got dislocated, I still limp till now
it's still a minor, since u are bleeding seriously.

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by PrimadonnaO(f): 12:08pm On Mar 31, 2021
AFONAMARO:


I bet you wore glasses. You didn't read that it was a white nurse before calling Nigerians.

Stereotype!

@Emboldened Something like that... didn't actually see the "white" there... I think she modified the post later.

But even then... the reaction wasn't borne out of any stereotype... everyone has generally been recounting stories that happened here in Nigeria.

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Ritztravels: 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2021
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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by 77star: 12:15pm On Mar 31, 2021
Ritztravels:


My brother racism is real ooo, but don't believe everything you see in the news, it's not as prevalent as they make it seem. It's all about reading body language and maybe knowing a little bit about the culture to know how to interact with the women. Trust me there are tons of women of different races super curious about black men, you just have to know how to play your cards right.
Alright, thanks for the info
More blessings

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2021
CaptainAyub:

They came to look so they will learn.
Not that they haven't seen enough odenjinji

Bro u were not deh o, had it been I was sound I for no gree o, they were just smiling n laughing sheepishly
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by zudozz: 12:16pm On Mar 31, 2021
thorpido:
You for treat yourself for house if they can't even look you eye ball to eye ball outside the hospital . You're being condescending.You were acting like the 10yr old na.

grin grin grin

Why do I ve d feeling u are one of those nurses at d hospital that day?
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by thorpido(m): 12:19pm On Mar 31, 2021
zudozz:


grin grin grin

Why do I ve d feeling u are one of those nurses at d hospital that day?
If I was there,you would have taken the injection that day. angry
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by CaptainAyub: 12:20pm On Mar 31, 2021
Monaco2:


Bro u were not deh o, had it been I was sound I for no gree o, they were just smiling n laughing sheepishly
I work in the health sector.
For those procedures that are not common the ogas will even order you to come and observe cos that might be the only chance you have to do practical learning.
That they were laughing might be a reaction to your own actions.
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by inspector1(m): 12:29pm On Mar 31, 2021
=99thEnemy

I had to go and check your profile to see if you had a dp..

And yaaaaay!! I saw you had your pic there. cheesy

I can't stop imagining you with a giant clit while laughing

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LWKMD

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Your comment is embarrassing, behaves like a responsible adult.

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Nobody: 12:30pm On Mar 31, 2021
JovialJune:



So even you don't understand what**** is? Lmao...
give us pictorial explanation.
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Munamu: 12:30pm On Mar 31, 2021
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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Mar 31, 2021
Nmezor:
Some years back I had a severe malaria and I was placed on injections for some days. The nurse that gave me the injections on the second and third day was just admiring my **** after wards...That it was so soft on her palm bla bla omoh I felt uncomfortable in my mind...it got me thinking if she was a lesbian..
your yanch abi, she is lesbo, don't go there again.
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Monaco2(m): 12:37pm On Mar 31, 2021
CaptainAyub:

I work in the health sector.
For those procedures that are not common the ogas will even order you to come and observe cos that might be the only chance you have to do practical learning.
That they were laughing might be a reaction to your own actions.

I understand dat only happens in teaching hospitals n not in private hospitals... I was told if I had insisted on them to leave they would have left

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by odogwunaija(m): 12:39pm On Mar 31, 2021
I once had a female patient who came for a pelvic scan, as a routine I asked her to take some water and when she feels pressed (full bladder) she should let me know. 30mins later, mama came to my office and goes...."doctor, I am impressed ".
I really struggled to hold myself from Lol

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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Yewandequeen(f): 12:46pm On Mar 31, 2021
That was in April 2018, my elder brother just died about 2 weeks back. Went for some vagina test in the hospital. The doc dipped his hand on my ***sy instead of taking out discharge to be examined he was fingering me but then i was numb to it cos my mind wasn't even there as i was still grieving he asked i pull my bra that he needs to check my boobs too, i never even knew he was pulling my tits what brought me back to consciousness was when he asked if he can put his mouth and suck. Aswear down i felt defiled that day so pissed. Like wft is this man mad?! He was lucky i was grieving and not in right frame of mind if not all hell would have been let loose.


Those male doctors are terrible!!!

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