chaarly:
your story is catchy bro. couldn't help but read. lmao

come finish up!
sorry bro but you started it. you knew how good camp nou's aka 'Lionel Toriseju Messi' record was leading the attack. but you were hoping he fails. A six time ballon d'or winner. you crazy. lmao

lool...that emotiona el-classico gat me ehn...people around me are asking why am laughing with my phone...

athenswonders:
Remind me people, what is it they say about you cannot advice to two set of people n life..... A yahoo boy wey new pick and a guy that is in love.... The latter was my case people. I've sealed my mind that I was gonna date only peggie and anybody who suggest otherwise will outrightly become my enemy.

Prior to matriculation day, peggie don call me for phone, cried and told me not to let go of her as I don become student cos she has devoted her life and soul in loving me already. I still remember those words.... "i have devoted my soul and life in loving you, i can't step back anymore.... promise me his won't come to an end now that you are a student". Baba, me sef being a simp, moved by those words started crying too oo... Told her I will never let her go, that she is my soul and her heart pants in me.... we come later conclude with that ye ye song by Michael Jackson "you are not alone" and it was so emotional. I had told her I wanted her to come for my matriculation, promised to send her money if she said she's coming. she said I needed not to send money but this her supposed family uncle no go let her comot, but she will try sneak and come because of the love she had for me....

okay nah!! Las las she didn't show up on the matriculation date, but she video called me on that day and it was fun even tho i wanted her present.

While I was in school in the first year , my mind don strong i no dey reason babes at all. I even bought my sef a ring to let the ladies know I'm engaged (i was a real simp sha) pvssies were coming my way and I kept looking the other way.

My calls with peggie started becoming dim, i still call her frequently every day to update on what happens but she doesn't take my calls as often and flashes me to call her back. It was weird of her but i just ignored it off....


During my first year in school, because of how social i was, i had lot of gees and acquaintances and notable among them was a dude called TORITSEJU.... If TORITSEJU was on nairaland he will probably be reading this now. Yes! he is part of my story, very important role he played in this story.

Forgive me Again, Who is TORITSEJU?

He was a notable player in my school and beyond, TORITSEJU can point at any girl at random and give himself 7 days to bang that girl with evidence. He was that good. He doesn't go for low live girls.... he goes for the hottest, even female lecturers.. I've never met a guy as good as him before. He was a god.....

These while, I've been trying to make peggie come over to visit me in my school, she declines because of her repeated excuse..... my family will disown me if I come and remember I'm an orphan. I will then suggest, okay, lemme come over then..... she declines still and say, she will surprise me one of these days..... I was worried, we have known for like 1 year plus at that time but she was reluctant to see me, how weird is this. and when I am about to be angry with her for this.... she presses my mumu button by singing "you are not alone by Michael jackson" then I will join sing with her and then calm down.

Now the great TORITSEJU noticed I had a ring on my finger and asked me if I was engaged... I explained to him I wasn't technically but I have been courting this babe.... he laughed and told me, why haven't we seen her... I told him she is scared to come probably because of the strong tiers and Ill treatment she could get from her family since she's an orphan. He then laughed and said "Is that so, for how long"

Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

Burst brain. Toritseju is a bad gay oo

Op

THE FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 1


My relationship with Peggie come get as he be..... we were not talking very frequent as it used it to be. me sef gave her distance a bit.... these time i was always frequenting TORITSEJU house off campus because of the free food i get there as prepared by the array of women with their money. So I was very familiar to his neighbours plus being a notable Arsenal fan, people always see me there and we argue our lives out defending arsenal.

Shockingly my attention was drawn one day a lady came visiting TORITSEJU and that he bleeped the hell outta that the neighbours couldn't sleep that night. This was no biggie to TORITSEJU as he dey blast babe steady for he room. I was like, this dude na bad guy. not surprised anyway. One afternoon, after lectures i was in his apartment and went straight to his kitchen... I was damn hungry (usually we always bump at each others houses )... my eyes was clued to a new vegetable soup and a Semo vita was prepared too with goat meat.... I hurriedly folded my sleeves, helped myself with the food and started eating.... broooo.... it was the sweetest food I've ever eaten. trust me, i tut to myself whoever cooked this food make TORITSEJU take am serious ooo... it was the best meal i had while I school. I slept off after eating the meal and I was at the other spare room.....

suddenly, i heard a knock on the door.... I staggered straight to reach out to know who the person was, opening the door... lo and behold it was a familiar face..... guys it was peggie.... she held in her hands food stuff she brought over to cook and some beverages she apparently gifted TORITSEJU with.

Guysss, wait oo at first I was thinking it wasn't her... I was like I don too miss peggie, so maybe na her face i dey see.... but she called my name and said Val... I was like you know me? and then she dropped the food stuffs and worked out...... I was mad still trynna to console myself if this was true. took out my phone to call the peggie i know but her line was switched off....

Immediately i dashed off to my house and I saw gbenga waiting for me.... he asked why my countenance changed i explained what happened, he doubted and said he isn't sure.... his words were "peggie no fit craze come see TORITSEJU na when she know say u dey school for here.... it's definitely not her"... Guys this was my first time of seeing her live, i was wondering could she really really be this person, plus I tasted her food prepared for another man? I doubted this again...

my mind no rest, i rushed and went to TORITSEJU place that night.... bro he was f**king this girl and she was screaming so loud.... so loud that all neighbours could here...... thereafter i heard shouts in the room, he seem to have pushed the girl away and she was begging him. i entered in full force. gripped TORITSEJU and punched him. he wasn't as physical as me..... he just ran off the apartment that night and for peggie, she told me the words of my life..... "she said this is peggie, we have been seeing before I came visiting him here... I love him and what happened between me and you is past "

i was weak.... same TORITSEJU who beats up and abuses women..?. I was sick for days..... I couldn't bear anymore, i left the apartment for mine and I heard stories of how they kept banging themselves all nights for days before TORITSEJU chased her out....

bro..... this was when the simp in me died...


up next.... MY REACTION TO PEGGIE AND TORITSEJU

abeg,wahala be like wetin again

manuelberry:
abeg,wahala be like wetin again

Like Peggie, she no dy take eyes see sweet dude

manuelberry:
abeg,wahala be like wetin again

Bicycle e dey easy to start

look here people, you know how different people reacts to heartbreak.... some grow breakup beards, others take to alcohol, some they suddenly become philosophers..... I was all of these guys.

The first rule to heartbreak is when you are hurt.... don't curtail your feelings. cry out like a baby... cry really well and remind yourself of the hurt you feel in those tears... Cos it's definitely gonna be the last time ladies will see those tears.

My favourite alcohol then was smirnof vodka... it really helped me through that needed stage in life.... I would drink and talk to myself, i grew a very bushy beard.... I studied books on Aristotle, Socrates and other great philosophers....

I had vowed from that moment never to be a simp.... I had reminisced on the crazy things I did that made me a simp, which were;

1. Bought myself a ring to engage me for peggie

2. Swearing and crying on phone that we would always be together

3. Playing that useless song (you are not alone by Michael Jackson) when I feel i wanted her presence.... (I later deleted those songs sha and replaced it with reggae)

4. Guys did i also mention that I planned getting a tattoo of peggie in my chest.....

I was a full bleeped up simp.....

The good side to me started fading away.... I told gbenga, we can't be friends if you are gonna be a simp or a woman pleaser..... I don't need guys who are emotional slaves to women....

I swore to deal with peggie and TORITSEJU for his betrayal. but first I needed that confidence first and I needed to pounce on some pussaaay for that confidence to come. opportunity presented itself weeks later. one of those new freshers we hope crushed on me and called me a shy dude.... I remember when we were at the ATM stand that night, i saw that same girl.... she always have a way of teasing me when she sees me.... I remember she told me "val you are not trying" i held her by her arm and drew her closer with my other hands on her waist lightly. she was surprised and I told her..... "if you don't want your pants soaked never tell me those words...." then I parted.... she was hell shocked and saw me different from that day. we exchanged numbers while in school, invited her over and we banged a week after.... GENTLEMEN, MY confidence was coming in full.

My next plan was to bang peggie and TORITSEJU girlfriend..... I knew it wouldn't be an easy task.... because TORITSEJU didn't have a particular girl in heart and none would pain him so dearly and for peggie, she had hated me as a simp and I just begged God for a chance to get into that stolen paradise of mine. just to show her.

(to be continued )

That name Peggie sounds like a name an olosho will use

Na fiction b dis ooo
U claimed piggie Nd the guy were banging Nd u barged in grab him Nd punch him Nd he ran away.. u get him spare key

Simping is a disease, and your own was on another level

JOACHINpedro:
Like Peggie, she no dy take eyes see sweet dude

your head dey there my niggie.

mrcrabs:

Bicycle e dey easy to start

I see...

thank god no b @RealGboy get this thread... we for don loss transmission since

athenswonders:
Okay people, I ask you... What have you heard about the devil? when the devil proposes a deal to you, how do you take it... TORITSEJU was the devil.... but a god-sent devil, sent to deliver me from simphood...

Back to the story.... TORITSEJU has given me the permission to think of his deal and bet.... he said, it's okay if I don't accept it. Lemme remind you, the bet was...

Give me 5 days, i will get peggie over here to see a stranger like me.. and he never requested for her number, all he wanted was just her Facebook username and my permission to strike.

I trusted peggie, i had thought about the beautiful time and promises we made to ourselves in a glance. How she vowed, we will never part ways..... I had also thought about TORITSEJU record.. we nickname him "Camp nou" because he never fails at every target he lays his hands on. Somehow it a tough match for me..... It was an emotional "El Clasico". while I was thinking about TORITSEJU proposal I had discussed that with my room mate, who witnessed the love and calls I made with peggie, he was the closest person that knew how we both felt for each other.... Lol... of course he also knew TORITSEJU record also, who doesn't know it? I was about herding to meet TORITSEJU to refute his proposal when my room mate gbenga told me that I should take the proposal but spells out a clause that ON NO CONDITION SHOULD TORITSEJU BLEEP HER.... I was so mad with my room-mate gbenga.... how can you even say this? so for your mind you believe say e go bleep am.... no be you tell me say this peggie, our love strong and make i hold am tight... are you now beginning to doubt her.... Gbenga smiled back, scratching his head and said "he get why ooo".. just make that terms clear with hi, and that's all... you risk nothing. I took to his advice and met with TORITSEJU and told him I accepted the offer.... He asked if I was sure about this and that he isn't forcing me oo, I told him, I'm sure. I gave him her Facebook details and asked him how many days... he said, LET'S MAKE IT 7 DAYS NOW.... Then I told him should she fall for you and come see you, please no lash her...... he laughed and told me I tut i trusted her.... I told him just incase, but I still trust her.... he assured me he wasn't gonna sleep with her..... people, TORITSEJU ASSURED ME HE WASN'T GONNA SLEEP WITH PEGGIE.... HE F**KING DID.... Then after given him the username he told me, MY TIME STARTS NOW.....

Meanwhile I cheated, I gave peggie a clue that some guy named TORITSEJU stole her Facebook username from my phone and that we were school mate, and that she shouldn't listen to him.... she vowed with her life that she wouldn't even accept his request and that her soul was already sold to me.... repeat it baby? My soul is sold to you baby.... gbam!!! that was it... I was sure TORITSEJU was gonna loose.... but was he?

Guys, we were all anticipating.... all man heart dey pump, gbenga my roomate was also anticipating. It was an EMOTIONAL EL-CLASICO

(to be continued)

El clasico indeed

Greystone:


Ah...

Make ur guy no knack Peggie oh...

I go join u cry

Ah, me I go follow you sing ''you are not alone''.

vikgreen01:
Na fiction b dis ooo
U claimed piggie Nd the guy were banging Nd u barged in grab him Nd punch him Nd he ran away.. u get him spare key

guy, the door wasn't locked it was just shut..... plus I sometimes follow the backdoor because himself no dey stay alone, so i had a spare key

athenswonders:


guy, the door wasn't locked it was just shut..... plus I sometimes follow the backdoor because himself no dey stay alone, so i had a spare key

We dey wait update

It's a movement and we are hoping more simping men recover their masculinity great job op am hoping a lot of men out there are really learning the hard way. My own story coming soon....

, SIMPs have mental disorders!

IvarDboneless:
It's a movement and we are hoping more simping men recover their masculinity great job op am hoping a lot of men out there are really learning the hard way. My own story coming soon....

oya o you guys should drop yours... let lil peacon trail

Kikikikikikii


Buauahahauhaahahhaha

Huahauhauahuaha

Hekehkekhekhe

Lmao.

Never ever trust s woman,how I wish I knew the true nature of women years ago.
Sincerely speaking my life would have been far better.
As a man enjoy your life and forget woman,anyone that agreee,fine.

I'm going to make Red Pill Trend In Nigeria Soon Cooking something but it gon take time

Heathrow44:
, SIMPs have mental disorders!

Bro after thinking the movement is making headway, even my bro is redpilled from reading my saved post, I got a rude awakening in this place I found myself for a few weeks. But all in all not everyone that goes to war comes back alive. I am sha enjoying a redpilled me.

fattprince:

Bro after thinking the movement is making headway, even my bro is redpilled from reading my saved post, I got a rude awakening in this place I found myself for a few weeks. But all in all not everyone that goes to war comes back alive. I am sha enjoying a redpilled me.

U re enlightened, u are following in the light! U av been opened to the new possibilities!

Definitely following this thread

You all may have watched vampire movies right? you know the feeling of most vampires when they are locked underground for years with no blood. Yeah! Then when released they suddenly get thirsty and are out looking for. ....... BLOOD! You guessed right!!!!

in my case, i was already so furious ready to prove myself..... my confidence steadily grew and I needed more confidence booster by lashing more pussaaay... Remember that fresher i told you I met at the ATM, after lashing her she became emotional and wanted more plus it she wanted my commitment. hahaha! obviously she met me the wrong time. I pounced on that girl puna ceaselessly till i told her I needed some space. yeah I ghosted her completely.

listen people, I've concluded In my heart i was gonna pay these people back... TORITSEJU and PEGGIE... For peggie, i craftily planned and strategize moves to get into her pants... haba! poor me nah.... think am. I had audio dated this girl for about 2 years then, never met her and the only time I met her, she was grinding this close gee di**... it was hell painful. I tried crafting plans to get into her pants. .. she already saw me as a simp...... I wasn't gonna beg her back even tho my intention this time wasn't genuine. she hated me now as a simp,... so i have to cook up a new unexpected approach to get her.... what angered me most was gbenga informed me that e spoke with TORITSEJU about his wrong doings and TORITSEJU said that PEGGIE na experienced okp***.... say she dey whine, they suck banana wella..... he says even tho he discarded her, he still call her periodically for lashing..... it was now more of a friends with benefits stuff....

FOR TORITSEJU , i wanted to pay him back... I honestly had no idea what could hurt him... he doesn't value women, you can't bleep his babe and he will fell hurt.... never! he has even proposed 3some with one of his gees to bleep his girlfriend, is that the kinda guy that would be moved if i bleep his babe. never?

One faithful day in school, we had some career day then... the week was flooded with party..... it was all fun man.... during this time my strain relationship with TORITSEJU was beginning to heal, but I had to fake it honestly. I was still mad within looking for his flaw to strike.

Until good heaven presented me with the opportunity, on the 18th of August 2014, i still remember vividly when I saw a beautiful, tall lady leaving his house..... he escorted her and entered bike with her... she was so pretty. I asked keenly around who was that.... lo and behold. it was TORITSEJU sister. ONLY BABY SISTER.

hahahaha


(To be continued )

athenswonders:
You all may have watched vampire movies right? you know the feeling of most vampires when they are locked underground for years with no blood. Yeah! Then when released they suddenly get thirsty and are out looking for. ....... BLOOD! You guessed right!!!!

in my case, i was already so furious ready to prove myself..... my confidence steadily grew and I needed more confidence booster by lashing more pussaaay... Remember that fresher i told you I met at the ATM, after lashing her she became emotional and wanted more plus it she wanted my commitment. hahaha! obviously she met me the wrong time. I pounced on that girl puna ceaselessly till i told her I needed some space. yeah I ghosted her completely.

listen people, I've concluded In my heart i was gonna pay these people back... TORITSEJU and PEGGIE... For peggie, i craftily planned and strategize moves to get into her pants... haba! poor me nah.... think am. I had audio dated this girl for about 2 years then, never met her and the only time I met her, she was grinding this close gee di**... it was hell painful. I tried crafting plans to get into her pants. .. she already saw me as a simp...... I wasn't gonna beg her back even tho my intention this time wasn't genuine. she hated me now as a simp,... so i have to cook up a new unexpected approach to get her.... what angered me most was gbenga informed me that e spoke with TORITSEJU about his wrong doings and TORITSEJU said that PEGGIE na experienced okp***.... say she dey whine, they suck banana wella..... he says even tho he discarded her, he still call her periodically for lashing..... it was now more of a friends with benefits stuff....

FOR TORITSEJU , i wanted to pay him back... I honestly had no idea what could hurt him... he doesn't value women, you can't bleep his babe and he will fell hurt.... never! he has even proposed 3some with one of his gees to bleep his girlfriend, is that the kinda guy that would be moved if i bleep his babe. never?

One faithful day in school, we had some career day then... the week was flooded with party..... it was all fun man.... during this time my strain relationship with TORITSEJU was beginning to heal, but I had to fake it honestly. I was still mad within looking for his flaw to strike.

Until good heaven presented me with the opportunity, on the 18th of August 2014, i still remember vividly when I saw a beautiful, tall lady leaving his house..... he escorted her and entered bike with her... she was so pretty. I asked keenly around who was that.... lo and behold. it was TORITSEJU sister. ONLY BABY SISTER.

hahahaha


(To be continued )

God knows i will surely love it if you bleep his sister.

tosaino95:


God knows i will surely love it if you bleep his sister.

Yinmu.

Did God send you message?

luminouz:

Yinmu.
Did God send you message?

what am saying and what are you saying

athenswonders:
You all may have watched vampire movies right? you know the feeling of most vampires when they are locked underground for years with no blood. Yeah! Then when released they suddenly get thirsty and are out looking for. ....... BLOOD! You guessed right!!!!

in my case, i was already so furious ready to prove myself..... my confidence steadily grew and I needed more confidence booster by lashing more pussaaay... Remember that fresher i told you I met at the ATM, after lashing her she became emotional and wanted more plus it she wanted my commitment. hahaha! obviously she met me the wrong time. I pounced on that girl puna ceaselessly till i told her I needed some space. yeah I ghosted her completely.

listen people, I've concluded In my heart i was gonna pay these people back... TORITSEJU and PEGGIE... For peggie, i craftily planned and strategize moves to get into her pants... haba! poor me nah.... think am. I had audio dated this girl for about 2 years then, never met her and the only time I met her, she was grinding this close gee di**... it was hell painful. I tried crafting plans to get into her pants. .. she already saw me as a simp...... I wasn't gonna beg her back even tho my intention this time wasn't genuine. she hated me now as a simp,... so i have to cook up a new unexpected approach to get her.... what angered me most was gbenga informed me that e spoke with TORITSEJU about his wrong doings and TORITSEJU said that PEGGIE na experienced okp***.... say she dey whine, they suck banana wella..... he says even tho he discarded her, he still call her periodically for lashing..... it was now more of a friends with benefits stuff....

FOR TORITSEJU , i wanted to pay him back... I honestly had no idea what could hurt him... he doesn't value women, you can't bleep his babe and he will fell hurt.... never! he has even proposed 3some with one of his gees to bleep his girlfriend, is that the kinda guy that would be moved if i bleep his babe. never?

One faithful day in school, we had some career day then... the week was flooded with party..... it was all fun man.... during this time my strain relationship with TORITSEJU was beginning to heal, but I had to fake it honestly. I was still mad within looking for his flaw to strike.

Until good heaven presented me with the opportunity, on the 18th of August 2014, i still remember vividly when I saw a beautiful, tall lady leaving his house..... he escorted her and entered bike with her... she was so pretty. I asked keenly around who was that.... lo and behold. it was TORITSEJU sister. ONLY BABY SISTER.

hahahaha


(To be continued )

the path of revenge is a path of destruction. To everyone reading this, if this ever happens to you, don't bother with revenge, just continue improving yourself. Revenge doesn't pay, revenge gives you short term joy at the expense of long term joy. We should prioritize long term gains over short term gains.
SHALOM