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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by technicallyrich(m): 11:26pm On Apr 03, 2021
Peaceyw:

the path of revenge is a path of destruction. To everyone reading this, if this ever happens to you, don't bother with revenge, just continue improving yourself. Revenge doesn't pay, revenge gives you short term joy at the expense of long term joy. We should prioritize long term gains over short term gains.
SHALOM
Lies,revenge is the sweetest thing on Earth,next to.cummming inside a teenage girl pusy.
I always let people know I don't forgive.
If you wrong me and I c a way to strike,I won't hesitate or think it twice.
Only fooold forgive people.

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by hahn(m): 11:26pm On Apr 03, 2021
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OP, you are not alone grin
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Peaceyw(m): 11:36pm On Apr 03, 2021
technicallyrich:

Lies,revenge is the sweetest thing on Earth,next to.cummming inside a teenage girl pusy.
I always let people know I don't forgive.
If you wrong me and I c a way to strike,I won't hesitate or think it twice.
Only fooold forgive people.

U can choose not to forgive people. Even me self, I hardly forgive. I hate it when people tell me to forgive someone that hurt me, to me that's just trash talk. But I don't start scheming against that person. I try to work on myself instead. My friends who know me well knows that if you offend me where it hurts, don't expect forgiveness. Going for revenge is for short term happiness. As humans, we should maximize our chances and go for happiness that will last for a long time.

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by DontBullshitMe: 11:41pm On Apr 03, 2021
Fictional story.

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by ImahGabi22(m): 11:43pm On Apr 03, 2021
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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by padi94(m): 11:54pm On Apr 03, 2021
Toristeju should not be a student, heshould have been a lecturer... That guy is good grin grin

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Daniellano: 11:59pm On Apr 03, 2021
athenswonders:


guy this f**king real.... I'm tryna add humor and suspense to the narrative but it doesn't change the fact that it's my personal experience.
Don't mind me oga, just being silly..
Nice story bruh, really enjoying your write up I believe I can also learn one or two from here... cool cool
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by technicallyrich(m): 12:04am On Apr 04, 2021
Peaceyw:

U can choose not to forgive people. Even me self, I hardly forgive. I hate it when people tell me to forgive someone that hurt me, to me that's just trash talk. But I don't start scheming against that person. I try to work on myself instead. My friends who know me well knows that if you offend me where it hurts, don't expect forgiveness. Going for revenge is for short term happiness. As humans, we should maximize our chances and go for happiness that will last for a long time.
To you it is short term happiness,but hurting a person that hurt me back,will be a life time happiness
Most people do wrong because they know they will forgive them.
Check our politicians for example,they treat Nigerians as trash, because we forgive them but we're they don't forgive politicians like China they behave.
Forgiveness is for the weak,and revenge is for the strong.
Never forgive people, except of cause,they are bigger than you that you can't hurt them back.
Revenge is the sweetest thing on Earth,only those that have tasted revenge knows these.
Do not be deceived.

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Tonymegabush1(m): 7:01am On Apr 04, 2021
Things dey happen.... Ladies can pierced through your hrt without physically harming you
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 7:09am On Apr 04, 2021
Whoever invented that Okafors law needs to be coronated.... Let me bring this to your notice again. The law states that every girl who has been bleeped by an ex before is very likely to be bleeped over and over again. in fact to you the new comer or even the husband. The pvssy becomes a collective field. yh! hahahaha... just the way you have San Siro Stadium be shared by AC Milan and Intermilan.. It definitely happens in most occasions.

Now, in the case of peggie she was practically more ofTORITSEJU ex than myself. Since he bleeped her, he keep bleeping her and i here stories of how she comes weekend to stay all theough at his camp nou... His neighbours were the audience in his stadium, they also testify to the crazy moans that comes out of his camp nou stadium (rooom). I was even told that usually you start hearing moans from 8pm. That was their kick off time. I never cared any longer, i wished I could pay her back by bleeping her real and getting some little compensation for those wasted time for her but it didn't work and I can never go begging. Till this moment as I type this, i couldn't lay her to bed.... IT'S A BITTER LESSON ALL SIMP MUST LEARN.... ONE YOU START WRONGLY YOU MAY NEVER GET IT RIGHT WITH THAT PARTICULAR WOMAN! I had invested more in myself, had a better look, dressed nicely, I was more confidence, gymed up frequently and I was a better version of who I use to be.

I slowly hibernate my interest in bleeping peggie in my mind, i just told myself abeg let her go her way....

Now, usually i like to trim my beards weekends in the cool of the evenings... I had a very excellent report with my barber because he was an Arsenal fan. We talk a lot and that makes him spend time on my hair because of the ever non-ending gist.

as we dey gist, i see one fresh babe wey come close by store wey near the saloon. I sighted her from my rear mirror at the saloon. That looked like TORITSEJU sister and this time she's all alone. sharp sharp i hurry the barber make he stop make i go follow her vibe...

dusted off the hair on my he shoulders and I stepped out seeing the babe on a nearby store buying salad and all those ingredients. She carried a straight serious face even without her seeing me yet. I tut to myself, this one nah the great TORITSEJU sister.... she feel say she sabi all guys prank abi, today I go show am..... because I know for one thing EVERY LADY ARE EMOTIONALLY DULL

(To be continued )

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Lovelyperson(m): 7:12am On Apr 04, 2021
Peaceyw:

U can choose not to forgive people. Even me self, I hardly forgive. I hate it when people tell me to forgive someone that hurt me, to me that's just trash talk. But I don't start scheming against that person. I try to work on myself instead. My friends who know me well knows that if you offend me where it hurts, don't expect forgiveness. Going for revenge is for short term happiness. As humans, we should maximize our chances and go for happiness that will last for a long time.
If you are going for happiness that will last for a long time... You need to learn the habit of forgiving whosoever wronged you. No matter what they do, always forgive but never FORGET... Turn it into a lesson... Forgive but never, never forget the lesson.

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Lovelyperson(m): 7:13am On Apr 04, 2021
technicallyrich:

Lies,revenge is the sweetest thing on Earth,next to.cummming inside a teenage girl pusy.
I always let people know I don't forgive.
If you wrong me and I c a way to strike,I won't hesitate or think it twice.
Only fooold forgive people.


Only Strong/wise people forgive but fo0ols forget.

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by jayinfo2(m): 7:23am On Apr 04, 2021
I day feel u bro

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Brayss(m): 7:25am On Apr 04, 2021
Tolu181 the king of simp come and read this
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Tsolutionifede(m): 7:40am On Apr 04, 2021
athenswonders:
Whoever invented that Okafors law needs to be coronated.... Let me bring this to your notice again. The law states that every girl who has been bleeped by an ex before is very likely to be bleeped over and over again. in fact to you the new comer or even the husband. The pvssy becomes a collective field. yh! hahahaha... just the way you have San Siro Stadium be shared by AC Milan and Intermilan.. It definitely happens in most occasions.

Now, in the case of peggie she was practically more ofTORITSEJU ex than myself. Since he bleeped her, he keep bleeping her and i here stories of how she comes weekend to stay all theough at his camp nou... His neighbours were the audience in his stadium, they also testify to the crazy moans that comes out of his camp nou stadium (rooom). I was even told that usually you start hearing moans from 8pm. That was their kick off time. I never cared any longer, i wished I could pay her back by bleeping her real and getting some little compensation for those wasted time for her but it didn't work and I can never go begging. Till this moment as I type this, i couldn't lay her to bed.... IT'S A BITTER LESSON ALL SIMP MUST LEARN.... ONE YOU START WRONGLY YOU MAY NEVER GET IT RIGHT WITH THAT PARTICULAR WOMAN! I had invested more in myself, had a better look, dressed nicely, I was more confidence, gymed up frequently and I was a better version of who I use to be.

I slowly hibernate my interest in bleeping peggie in my mind, i just told myself abeg let her go her way....

Now, usually i like to trim my beards weekends in the cool of the evenings... I had a very excellent report with my barber because he was an Arsenal fan. We talk a lot and that makes him spend time on my hair because of the ever non-ending gist.

as we dey gist, i see one fresh babe wey come close by store wey near the saloon. I sighted her from my rear mirror at the saloon. That looked like TORITSEJU sister and this time she's all alone. sharp sharp i hurry the barber make he stop make i go follow her vibe...

dusted off the hair on my he shoulders and I stepped out seeing the babe on a nearby store buying salad and all those ingredients. She carried a straight serious face even without her seeing me yet. I tut to myself, this one nah the great TORITSEJU sister.... she feel say she sabi all guys prank abi, today I go show am..... because I know for one thing EVERY LADY ARE EMOTIONALLY DULL

(To be continued )
lamba
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Nobody: 7:50am On Apr 04, 2021
Fantasticcc:
Simping is a disease, and your own was on another level
Being a freshman in the university, he was a kid so that's understandable. My own simpism was at my late 20s bro. It's a story for another day.
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by dheilaw1(m): 8:01am On Apr 04, 2021
Finish the story before thunder fire u

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by DirtyBoxer(m): 8:06am On Apr 04, 2021
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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Jackyz: 8:19am On Apr 04, 2021
say no to simping
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Warlord2014(m): 8:59am On Apr 04, 2021
the story is getting a lot boring now... ur advert is longer than each episode.
you go just hibernate for hours only to come back to tell few lines of the story.
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 9:11am On Apr 04, 2021
Stepping out from that saloon and looking to start a conversation with TORITSEJU sister who came to buy food stuffs at a near by store alone, i knew this is the time to either ruin things or make things right. I knew should I eventually bed her it depends on the first impression of the 2 minutes with her. I desperately wanted to prove a point to TORITSEJU by bleeping his sister, i wanted the victory so quick. But that will guarantee failure, if i seem desperate to make this work. So i need a calm strategy to build up that romance and tension then strike.

This time she was busy trying to still source for more ingredients there and was wearing a straight face. I proceeded to the store and demanded to buy a bottle water and gala.... After getting both, i started gulping ,you water there and then looked to her direction and told her..... "Are you cooking for the whole community, this one you are carrying a straight face like you feel like the world chef".. Immediately she looked my direction and smiled.... I saw her face in full, she was really beautiful. Make no assumption she looked like the prime Nollywood actress "Chika Ike" as she smiled uncontrollably, i could glance through her perfect dentition. wetin concern me, i carried a straight face when she was smiling. Then she said "This is , my first time of shopping in this town oo, so don't blame me i had to make sure I get more foodstuffs as i can". Then I told her I figured, cos I frequent at the bathing shop close by and I don't think I have seen this face before.. ( I said all this with a straight but witty face, while talking but she was smilling out obviously ).

for my mind, TORITSEJU go soon become an inlaw because I wan turn this babe to bay mama... A simp can actually see this babe and assume she is innocent because she looks it and then disarm his pride and treat her like some goddess, but I never made that mistake again. she was hot no doubt but I made her appear lukewarm.... Then I concluded by telling her you stay around i guess? she said she stays with her brother for now and will be leaving the upper week. I didn't bother to ask where cause i already knew but she may be wondering why didn't he ask where..... I now smiled this time and said "see you around rhen" then took my leave.... while I was about to leave, she called me back and asked "pls your name" i told her I'm Kenny (gave her a wrong name) and then I was surprised when she asked this... "Kenny could you please help me pull out this bag of my foodstuff?" i tut to myself no harm then I helped her and while she was thanking me i dashed out of that location.... I never asked for her name, i never asked for her number, I never asked of we could see again.... All i wanted to hear was that she will be leaving next week plus she stays with her brother TORITSEJU.... That's all I needed to hear and she may have wondered why I never asked for those questions. I climbed a bike and told her... See you around... she looked at me with a curious face and nodded in a yes manner...

Went straight to my apartment, now I have to draft out my plans because TORITSEJU stay close to me... (it's just a 3 mins walk)... He made his room a camp nou stadium and lashed peggie there ... I have to make mine Emirates stadium and get ready for the debut against his sister...

but first I have to keep TORITSEJU away..... how do I make that happen?

she leaves next week... so technically I have about 7 days to get TORITSEJU sister to bed and trust me... my time starts now...

(to be continued )

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 9:13am On Apr 04, 2021
Warlord2014:
the story is getting a lot boring now... ur advert is longer than each episode.
you go just hibernate for hours only to come back to tell few lines of the story.

coming to the end of my experience now..... I shall post at 15 mins intervals

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by blazepascal(m): 9:16am On Apr 04, 2021
bahd guy

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by akindele91(m): 9:38am On Apr 04, 2021
Revenge is sweat when served hot
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by jogsman01(m): 9:45am On Apr 04, 2021
athenswonders:


coming to the end of my experience now..... I shall post at 15 mins intervals
15 mins never nack so

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by luminouz(m): 9:48am On Apr 04, 2021
akindele91:
Revenge is sweat when served hot

Nope. Cold is better.

There is that godforsakenly helpless look in their eyes when they realise how they have been fuqed up.

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Iamtoyosii: 10:20am On Apr 04, 2021
Peaceyw:

the path of revenge is a path of destruction. To everyone reading this, if this ever happens to you, don't bother with revenge, just continue improving yourself. Revenge doesn't pay, revenge gives you short term joy at the expense of long term joy. We should prioritize long term gains over short term gains.
SHALOM



At least, they know not to fvck with me next time

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 10:21am On Apr 04, 2021
jogsman01:
15 mins never nack so
no vex.... lol.... typing now.
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by KingAlabi: 10:43am On Apr 04, 2021
Peaceyw:

the path of revenge is a path of destruction. To everyone reading this, if this ever happens to you, don't bother with revenge, just continue improving yourself. Revenge doesn't pay, revenge gives you short term joy at the expense of long term joy. We should prioritize long term gains over short term gains.
SHALOM
This is partially wrong, revenge is best done with calculation not by mere reaction.
When you react then it is brings destruction.
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by Melaye(f): 10:46am On Apr 04, 2021
athenswonders:


no vex.... lol.... typing now.
your story is a lesson to all simps

Women dont deserve weak men
Simping is a crime against humanity
Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by athenswonders: 10:50am On Apr 04, 2021
Now the battle line has been drawn..... I have to find a way to bleep TORITSEJU sister and I have seven days to do this.... In whatever I do, i wouldn't want him to have the slightest clue about my intention. Because if he does he will definitely spoil the whole package except he still see me with eye of a simp then he go ignore.

There was this notable female hot lecturer that TORITSEJU was flirting with and even kpanshed according to reports. she seem to be in her early forties i think but her body looks way much younger. she was a crush to other lending male lecturers. In fact, the way she speaks we dey call am Akate.... initially I doubted that claim that TORITSEJU would even dare date her.... I doubted it because of the hate it have for him even though I know his capabilities. and what climaxed my decision to believe at last that he could be bedding her. He drives her lexus jeep at will and always spends some weekends in her apartment. since she was a single mother, you can not rule out the possibilities of them kpanshing nah... abi how una look am?

yes... this time TORITSEJU wasn't always around. so i timmed my strike. I started waking up early to joke and seeing that I would pass his apartment. I could even tell when he's home or away...

one the third day from the seven days, i say make i chilax go watch football match for public viewing center... I just dey vex that period because arsenal were not playing good. and they were at half time analysis.... (you know as e dey be when everybody wey watch match go dey argue during half time) we were at the heat of argument. but me i just chill that day scrolling through my phone to check my games wey i stake for bet naija whether he dey play. Before I knew it, one hand just come from behind come cover my eyes..... I knew none of my gees can try that nah..... (wetin bring that rubbish) plus the hand soft wella dey smell nice.... lo and behold this peson comot hand for my eye and it was TORITSEJU sister......

yepa i weak! yam wey i dey find since as goat come find me for match viewing center when i dey watch my favourite team dey play...

Guys, i sharp sharp loose i guard Arsenal , scope the babe what she was doing here and asked If she came alone.... I yab her if na foodstuff she come buy again.... she smiled and said she came to make her hair and she's done. I come scope her make we take a walk around.... we stood up and took a walk away from rhen match viewing center and then from there told her my place was closeby... she then said, take me to your place. gbam!! na she use her mouth talk am na that one I wan hear... I texted gbenga make he hide all the chairs and drop my key move...
while we were walking home, i then asked her, what did you tell me your name was again? she said you never asked my name nah..... you are a proud guy.. she said this smiling (truly i didn't ask her name all this while, but I use scope ask her with that method ) and she told me the name.... guys I'm not gonna say the name here for a reason... reason? you will know at the end of the story... but let's just call her a name for the story sake.... I will give her Anita....

Finally, we were close home and I was already calculating in my head how things wan be. I could see from afar that gbenga was not home and I knew everything will be in order.

opened the protector gate and she said, wow. ... this is is a nice place. then she came in. Guys Anita came into my emirate stadium.

(to be continued )

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Re: My Simp Story/experience And My Initiation To Red Pill by blazepascal(m): 11:08am On Apr 04, 2021
oga this is getting to the climax. post the remaining stuff

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