Barbiturate:
I don't know the word to use but I'll just explain. If I go to visit her, she doesn't offer me anything. If she comes to visit me, I give her food and trans fare. Her place is not far from mine. #200 to and fro. I often give her btw 1 to 2k for trans only, anytime she visits. No sex involved. The day I gave her #500 to manage for trans, she became very angry and sad. A girl I buy food stuffs for steady and give money for other things. She didn't visit again for about a month. When she finally made up her mind to come, I had lost interest, so I told her I wasn't around. Gradually, I discharged her

Chai!


You have been in the fulish simp world but I now welcome you to the world of sane men


Go back and be ready for 2378 stroke of koboko and unlimited pasan

luminouz:

So how was the sex aspect with her?

E sweet like sugar Nah

.Arindindin

Lankybaby:

How do someone go about the kegel exercise

It’s the same way humans tighten their anus when they want to cut shit. That same behavior can be replicated with the vagina. Just keep squeezing and releasing continuously. Do it anytime you remember it.

Cerebellum:


Chai!


You have been in the fulish simp world but I now welcome you to the world of sane men


Go back and be ready for 2378 stroke of koboko and unlimited pasan

Really fulish simp world bro. The day I planned to have sex, she refused......that was after we had kissed and smooched. When it was time for the real deal, she refused and as a gentle man, I stopped. It still didn't stop me from the food stuffs and money

luminouz:


So how was the sex aspect with her?

It was very unfulfilling. Immediately I saw how wide she was I lost my erection.

Cerebellum:


E sweet like sugar Nah


.Arindindin

K

SenecaTheYonger:

It was very unfulfilling. Immediately I saw how wide she was I lost my erection.

Lol...I understand


She would prolly notice and feel ashamed too.

I know many guys won't wanna stay with her after that discovery

Jobless babe always calling me that she has not eaten o, I pick race like say tomorrow no dey.

hmmm..

She is cele

luminouz:


Lol...I understand


She would prolly notice and feel ashamed too.

I know many guys won't wanna stay with her after that discovery

Yes. I bolted.

AfroKnight:
Found out her dad was a policeman.

I swear, I can't stop laughing, funny comments up and down

In one sentence, u detest naija policemen, right?

SweetDipBenny:
We got nothing in common. U leave bathroom go inside kitchen d brush mouth. Different lifestyle

Jeon:


said by pussy miner.

samonak:
I saw her single handedly consume 4 wraps of eba! It broke my heart

Ah!
Obinrin lai kin shey okunrin

Good evening y'all.
I did a beautiful song lately, please help me stream it. Link in signature, no regrets on your data.
Thanks alot.

YourVILAGEpeple:
After several encounter and frolicking with chubby, Thick and dark gals... I don't even give myself change to notice their kind. I understood I am only in love with Slim And Naturally fair Gals.... Fine ones oh...

So... I dated this gal for 5years... Chubby and short with a degree of Pot belle... and I know... If I eventually get married to her... Am in for a pot bellied wife after having 1 kid..... I had to cut communication, babe started Nagging.... I had to tell babe that she nags alot... Na so I end am. Babe dey curse her papa(me) till today.

Another Chubby and dark Huge Assed babe.... I noticed the smell of Shit each time I take the Doggy style.... Na so I quit plus she started bleaching her dark skin... Probably cos she got to know I like Fair Gals...

There is this other Fine gal... It was Obvious she loved me... But I am not in for that cheating shit... I collected my 10% and told her am in a relationship and I can't continue...LOL.

Collected my Percentage from another and told her I can't date her cos she kills me with Voice and video calls every minutes....If na like this her mama take Call her Papa, them for get house to sleep in?

I am happy I am with my Perfect Human now.... No probs again...

hosey:

You are a big fool. You are the one allowing our girls to bleach.

Despite that you will steal not marry them. Better change your slavery mentality.

FOOLISH FOOL

How can someone be foolish fool?

Munzy14:

lmaoo...it's a huge turn off watching a lady eat like say the food go run...

it's a huge turn off for me watching a lady eat large

luminouz:


Lol....I can see you're still in your emotions.

Take it to easy bro. HBP is real

Lol. Why are you just changing your moniker. Be a man

WILLuKPquiet:
Buying weird snacks Everytime we went out together like a real bush girl.

Dodo ikire
Aadun
Wara



Gradually I withdrew

upon sighting this, i burst into laughter

na omo yoruba atata na!

Soloboss534:



Hahahahahahah
Omor ehn this nairaland na comedy zone
Abeg make all of una no kee me with laugh

I swear

I don laugh tire

E get some thread wey b say if u no wan laugh, if u go open the thread lasan, u will die of laughter dat moment

MISSCONGENIALITY:
my day was great. Hope yours was great too.

dalass:


Overwhelming body odour.... Like you will know he's around without seeing him

Another one was hitting on me and when he AME to visit, later saw a Roomie of mine and immediately started to hit on her... The lady was not forthcoming so he wanted to come back to hit on me... No way bro!

Finally another one was dating a fellow corper since they were at School together though serving in different states in SW. He happened to be serving in the city where I was based.... He cut off with my dear friend.. My own relationship had broken down before theirs, so he prolly thought he could continue and date me...shuo... Wicked somebori

�� wayre ni girl yi sha, which one be overwhelming body odour again? �� me wey no get body odour like dis, u go fit date me?

During NYSC, she redeployed to the state I was serving. She had a good shape when I first saw her in her khaki. When she came to visit me, she wore a tight fitting gown that was supposed to reveal her sexy shape but I saw a 'Johnny Bravo' kind of shape. I am sure you guys know what Johnny Bravo looks like. I lost interest immediately.

Another had saggy boobs when she took off her bra. I was like, why didn't I see this coming. I can tell if a girl's boobs are decorated or fallen soldiers but I don't know why I missed hers.

Another had this BO like parboiled rice. As in, if she enters my room, you'd think I'm cooking rice. Bloody turnoff, I tell ya

Arcrazzy:
nawa oo, is like there is no any other reasoning issues to discuss about this days, is all about relationship all the time.

Are you telling us that all posts that made FP today are r/ship threads?

Hypocrisy kee you there

debbydams:
He's too skinny

Lool.

So how do you like your man huh?

Broad chested? Muscular? Chubby?

I'm curious

I'm not in Lagos, when I'm back I will call you. shikena.

justscorchone:
She is cele

That is not a petty reason. You really did well. I no dey look Cele babes twice,,, not to mention admiring them

Emma1Oj:
But y na..? bcus one they my click nao.. is their anytin abt them bcus I keep hearing cele no, cele no

Na the bad eggs amongst them spoil market for the good ones. Higher % of them are Oloshos & their Priests don't help the situation as they are known to be fetish,,, they engage in too many rituals & help their girls in keeping men's heads under their skirts.

This may not be totally true though

hosey:

Lol. Why are you just changing your moniker. Be a man

You confusing me with someone else. This is my only moniker biko

debbydams:
He's too skinny

Are you telling us (skinny guys) to go to hell?

Funnily, you're likely to end up with a skinny man .

Maybe that's why you're still doubting if true love exists .

codedthingzzzzz:
This is the situation I’ve found myself right now and I really do love this girl....right now I’m going thru emotional distress

Me too. I want it but it's very unfortunate I'm an ambitious man. We do things right first.