NwaAmaikpe:




First, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed...how do you even embarrass someone who has no sense of embarrasment in them?

If I did not flinch the day my mother in-law came into the living room and caught me masturbating while watching porn, then nothing can make me flinch.

IgboWarlord:
Back in '15,me and my babe that time dey bus stop dey wait for bus wey go carry us from 1st artillery to Oyigbo.After waiting for like 10mins,she saw her childhood friend/classmate,the guy carry red toyota spider..Fresh boy like this,offered to give US a lift,and the bitch rush hop inside front seat..I just dey back seat dey listen to them "catching up"..The thing boil me so te i no fit take am again,i was like "bro,stop mek i come down"..I use anger drop b4 eleme junction,enter somewhere smoke two dorchester,enta public bus dey go my way.The relationship no end there oo,just incase una dey wonder..The girl use me catch cruise for 3 more months b4 i get sense,and jejely dissappeared from her life...

P.S:..She married one Malaysia boy like that,wey turn out sey im get family for Malay.. ...When i hear sey the marriage don crash,i bought beer for almost everyone in my hood,niggas no know wetin i dey celebrate..

Bashnigga:
lol, i love the last part of the story, funny af

NwaAmaikpe:




First, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed...how do you even embarrass someone who has no sense of embarrasment in them?

If I did not flinch the day my mother in-law came into the living room and caught me masturbating while watching porn, then nothing can make me flinch.

KingKingKing:
As I was removing my boxers I came.. This was years back o... Omo I was so embarrassed I could not look her in the face.... I had boasted the night before that I was super good only to embarrass myself..

We were in the room , a steamy session of romance , adrenaline rushing, trying to pull off my boxers naso I just vibrate gbam,match end before e start... I pray this never happens to my worst enemy o lmao

And you know what, she never broke up with me.. All she said was Just go and sleep.. Omo for bed I just dey cry silently lmaooo so embarrasing mehn

merits:
During my school days.I picked tiling as my side hussle work and the hussle makes my palm to rough a little bit but most times I used glycerine oil to rub my palm to keep it moist and soft but still my palm remain adamant to be smooth and soft.
So back to business I sat in front of my department when I saw this biochem pretty babe. I approached her and I made my intentions known to her and she agreed to visit me any time she's chance.Meanwhile I stayed off campus aspa big guy,on D-Day she came and to cut long story short we started caresing for each other,the moment I rubbed my palm on her dimples, alas!! she shouted your palm be like sand paper.i was dumbfounded and she left with hanger.since then I have no respect for ladies again.they are gold diggers now that am blessed I treat them like trash.brother hussle and make it in life you will see them rally around you like swap of bees.

bigcee:

Lwkmd .Oga, she said the truth na. Even you sef dey use glycerin oil. U wan use your iron hand finish her yanshhh

KingKingKing:
As I was removing my boxers I came.. This was years back o... Omo I was so embarrassed I could not look her in the face.... I had boasted the night before that I was super good only to embarrass myself..

We were in the room , a steamy session of romance , adrenaline rushing, trying to pull off my boxers naso I just vibrate gbam,match end before e start... I pray this never happens to my worst enemy o lmao

And you know what, she never broke up with me.. All she said was Just go and sleep.. Omo for bed I just dey cry silently lmaooo so embarrasing mehn

merits:
During my school days.I picked tiling as my side hussle work and the hussle makes my palm to rough a little bit but most times I used glycerine oil to rub my palm to keep it moist and soft but still my palm remain adamant to be smooth and soft.
So back to business I sat in front of my department when I saw this biochem pretty babe. I approached her and I made my intentions known to her and she agreed to visit me any time she's chance.Meanwhile I stayed off campus aspa big guy,on D-Day she came and to cut long story short we started caresing for each other,the moment I rubbed my palm on her dimples, alas!! she shouted your palm be like sand paper.i was dumbfounded and she left with hanger.since then I have no respect for ladies again.they are gold diggers now that am blessed I treat them like trash.brother hussle and make it in life you will see them rally around you like swap of bees.

batstan:
My wife is having an affair with a senior colleague, yeah, I said it.

Have been trying to get over it but she ain't helping matters, still claiming harmless.

We have lovely kids.

Just realized I can't unsee the whole thing, hence, we can't wait be together forever.

Xenry:
Maturity is when you avoid getting emotionally attached to people so that you won't be embarrassed by whatever they do or say.
Be emotionless, but not heartless. Emotions are distractive, especially to we the hustlers because we need focus to make our dreams come true.
Emotions=Distractions.

merits:
During my school days.I picked tiling as my side hussle work and the hussle makes my palm to rough a little bit but most times I used glycerine oil to rub my palm to keep it moist and soft but still my palm remain adamant to be smooth and soft.
So back to business I sat in front of my department when I saw this biochem pretty babe. I approached her and I made my intentions known to her and she agreed to visit me any time she's chance.Meanwhile I stayed off campus aspa big guy,on D-Day she came and to cut long story short we started caresing for each other,the moment I rubbed my palm on her dimples, alas!! she shouted your palm be like sand paper.i was dumbfounded and she left with hanger.since then I have no respect for ladies again.they are gold diggers now that am blessed I treat them like trash.brother hussle and make it in life you will see them rally around you like swap of bees.

Awesomeking:
is it her fault that you have a rough palm? She is clearly someone who doesn't like being touched by rough hands and u are here calling all ladies goldigger

DonroxyII:
Billionaire's Thought!! My thought !!

RexTramadol1:




You cracked me up



You wan injure am?

IgboWarlord:


Funny af buh true as hell bro... ...I intentionally drive past her POS kiosk sometimes just to get a good laugh..Unfortunately(for her though),i dont fvck with her type no more..

NwaAmaikpe:




First, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed...how do you even embarrass someone who has no sense of embarrasment in them?

If I did not flinch the day my mother in-law came into the living room and caught me masturbating while watching porn, then nothing can make me flinch.

Xenry:
Maturity is when you avoid getting emotionally attached to people so that you won't be embarrassed by whatever they do or say.
Be emotionless, but not heartless. Emotions are distractive, especially to we the hustlers because we need focus to make our dreams come true.
Emotions=Distractions.

KingKingKing:
As I was removing my boxers I came.. This was years back o... Omo I was so embarrassed I could not look her in the face.... I had boasted the night before that I was super good only to embarrass myself..

We were in the room , a steamy session of romance , adrenaline rushing, trying to pull off my boxers naso I just vibrate gbam,match end before e start... I pray this never happens to my worst enemy o lmao

And you know what, she never broke up with me.. All she said was Just go and sleep.. Omo for bed I just dey cry silently lmaooo so embarrasing mehn

Bashnigga:

lol, bahd guy...maybe u should allow her see u one of those days, the look in her eyes is gonna be epic. but don't go and be laughing in her presence o make person pikin no go suffer depression

Xenry:
The thing is that we can be emotionless to some certain things, like the things that has no value to us.

IAMPEDRO:
Does humans have the ability to do without emotions?

NwaAmaikpe:




First, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed...how do you even embarrass someone who has no sense of embarrasment in them?

If I did not flinch the day my mother in-law came into the living room and caught me masturbating while watching porn, then nothing can make me flinch.

merits:
During my school days.I picked tiling as my side hussle work and the hussle makes my palm to rough a little bit but most times I used glycerine oil to rub my palm to keep it moist and soft but still my palm remain adamant to be smooth and soft.
So back to business I sat in front of my department when I saw this biochem pretty babe. I approached her and I made my intentions known to her and she agreed to visit me any time she's chance.Meanwhile I stayed off campus aspa big guy,on D-Day she came and to cut long story short we started caresing for each other,the moment I rubbed my palm on her dimples, alas!! she shouted your palm be like sand paper.i was dumbfounded and she left with hanger.since then I have no respect for ladies again.they are gold diggers now that am blessed I treat them like trash.brother hussle and make it in life you will see them rally around you like swap of bees.

Xenry:
Maturity is when you avoid getting emotionally attached to people so that you won't be embarrassed by whatever they do or say.
Be emotionless, but not heartless. Emotions are distractive, especially to we the hustlers because we need focus to make our dreams come true.
Emotions=Distractions.

NwaAmaikpe:




First, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed...how do you even embarrass someone who has no sense of embarrasment in them?

If I did not flinch the day my mother in-law came into the living room and caught me masturbating while watching porn, then nothing can make me flinch.