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Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull

proff010:
Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull

pls bro... help

Chai That Seed Would Germinate And Grow To A Full Mango In Ur Body! #this Story Na Wow!

Be fruitful and multiply, happy harvest in advance

Bt how smal is d mango seed because norml mngo seed dat i knw cant pentrte ur trot witout u feeling it

let's see what your enzymes will do about it, surly they'll be reduced to poop.

Iniobong34:
Bt how smal is d mango seed because norml mngo seed dat i knw cant pentrte ur trot witout u feeling it

its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

When I was younger, we were warned not to eat Guava seeds. We were to eat only the flesh.
We were told if we ate the seed, a guava tree would begin to germinate in out tummy.

Notwithstanding, I ate lots of guava seeds in the secret because it was like the bone of a chicken. I love chicken bones.

What I however cannot fathom is the level of hunger you are experiencing that would make you frolic a mango seed , caress it with your tongue till it got stuck in your throat.

Are you fasting?

No wahala now, just make sure you drink a lot of water to ensure it grows faster in your stomach, you will smile to the market when you harvest the fruits of your stomach labour.

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

E choke..who dey breathe

Ahh! Put your fingers into your throat to induce throwing up. Or visit an expert asap

I blame gluttony.

Chai oga how old are you

Okay let me tell you the exact thing they told us while growing up.

1) the seed will germinate and stern from you mouth and become a mango tree

2) if you are lucky, the grinding machine in your stomach will grind it and you do be fine

You will excrete it.. but your nyansh go hear am.. e go tear small..

congratulations, by this time next year you will give birth to many mangoes.

Did you know??

Overprotective parents raise the best liars.

maybe u related to mango park,,if care is not taken DAT thing go germinate through your head

What is all these nonsense

How can a grown man swallow a mango seed are you sense?

Rotiix:
E choke

lmaoo

You leak mango finish..
throw way the seed...
you said no way, you never leak finish..
now you don swallow m.


Finally e don choke you

Leave the internet and go to a clinic near you

To swallow razor blade no the problem but na to go toilet be the matter

Damnnn niggarrrr
Nor be small thing o

Lolzzzz..E enter your Stomach abi e Hang?!

Pls go to the nearest hospital, your life may be at risk.

get medical help ASAP Bro

#SOLAR

We still dey battle UGM, Bandits, kidnapers and all ...
Now ordinary mango wey just dey come out don join ?

Are you kidning me ?

You would shit it out