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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Troublemaker007(m): 11:38pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by martineverest(m): 11:41pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Choncoo:ogbono seed is a specie of mango fruit called bush or African Mango. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by deavicky(m): 11:43pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
BroGeor:I'm touched with ur story but my background check shows u are not been truthful. The whole stuff is a calculated attempt to get money from people under false pretence. We have a simple way to check. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by berrystunn(m): 11:48pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
VGlobal: Hahaha @ Aro 1 Like |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by WriterX(m): 11:50pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by deavicky(m): 11:53pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
BroGeor:I had wanted to at least send u small thing but when I went to ur profile I discovered u just registered this account 28th you have also spent 7 hour 44m today you are asking for help already. 7 hours data is how much?. You people should place allow people to help people who are really in need. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by budget4(m): 11:57pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
BadRadio:u go shit am out |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 11:57pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
This isn’t funny! OP’s health is at stake please! Yes funny comments but this is life we are discussing o! |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by berbs: 11:59pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
BadRadio: Lies. If e dey hang for your oesophagus, you suppose don die. Mttsshhheeww. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by budget4(m): 12:00am On May 01, 2021 |
berbs:Bro u harsh ooo��� |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Freemasonry: 12:06am On May 01, 2021 |
You're about to become a living mango tree |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by chaloskyx: 12:09am On May 01, 2021 |
be prepared to turn to a mango tree as the seed is going to grow in your stomach. Make sure you drink plenty water and eat well as we would be there to come pluck mango from your head |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by berbs: 12:11am On May 01, 2021 |
budget4: See, meat don choke me before, the veiny part. I could not chew it well so I decided to swallow it. The thing hanged at the oesophagus and I almost died. None of my colleagues noticed because I was working at the back end. The meat got stucked midway and I couldn't breathe at the same time so I vomited it quickly. If I could not vomit it, would have died. It was a night shift so they were not many backend officers. 1 Like |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ecomalchemist(m): 12:11am On May 01, 2021 |
How you go take swallow mango seed ? you be gorrilla ? |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by shedy03(m): 12:15am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio:Chill. When the time is right for the mango seed to germinate, your belle go feel am. lols |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Minesbetter(m): 12:22am On May 01, 2021 |
long throat no go kill you Op. say Amen |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by JuniperQadi: 12:22am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio: Leave am make e grow for your belle mango don cost for market in a few months time because of the enzymes for your belle e go grow fast...your goat go born malu soon when you start to vomit ripe mangoes (Next Mango Dangote loading) oesophagus choke n u dey type for NL |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Biggers82(m): 12:37am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio: And you are still typing abi you never serious sha |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by starexjnr(m): 12:45am On May 01, 2021 |
Go to a clinic please |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Samson1104(m): 12:55am On May 01, 2021 |
see cruise o |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Jen96: 12:59am On May 01, 2021 |
Please rush to the hospital..I know how u feel or try throwing up. But don't panick |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by prettyboi1(m): 1:12am On May 01, 2021 |
I hope the OP is in good condition? Cos he has not posted anything since he last said the mango seed was choking him? Please is there anyone who knows him that can check on him? P. S: It's really irritating how many people post silly jokes when people are asking for help in seemingly life-threatening situations. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Osesedney: 1:27am On May 01, 2021 |
Dnt go and see a doctor now dat you can still type... Be there allowing pipo to crack joke... U neva choke yet... |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by 1Sharon(f): 1:28am On May 01, 2021 |
OP is trolling |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by XDaBOSS(m): 2:05am On May 01, 2021 |
proff010: Bros you no go kill me with laugh sha.....nairalanders no get joy aswr 1 Like |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by thelish(f): 2:20am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio: Nai u fit dey type? 1 Like |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Shegunsmart(m): 2:27am On May 01, 2021 |
Pele, drink water you'll be fine. |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by darediamond(m): 2:31am On May 01, 2021 |
Drick Ice Water.
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by bluefilm: 2:35am On May 01, 2021 |
BadRadio: Hahahaha This is the funniest shit I've read today!! |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by omojesu202(m): 2:40am On May 01, 2021 |
Officialgarri: me too oooo until I googled benefits of guava seeds. |
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