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What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by L4stl00k(op): 10:40am On Jun 24, 2021
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Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Nobody: 10:41am On Jun 24, 2021
How Nairaland babes will ignore this thread

Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Sugardick: 10:43am On Jun 24, 2021
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Nobody: 10:45am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go
They said babes not guys
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Sugardick:
SmellySperm:
They said babes not guys
you expect nairaland girls that are like lifeless sexxtoys (good-for-sex only) to contribute to this thread? na we men go still boost the thread
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Pierocash(m): 10:48am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go
clap for yourself. People like you shouldn't exist in our society,you are wicked.

You took advantage of her situation to exploit her sexually without honouring the agreement. That is wickedness. It doesn't cost a thing to be kind to others,if you happen to be there in her trying moment,you won't need to go subtle to have her,she will lovingly and willingly give you her body anytime.

Stop been wicked,because there are repercussions for every evil deed
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Nobody: 10:55am On Jun 24, 2021
That Doctors advised him to start having sex so as to avoid a sharp pain he normally feels below his lower abdomen after telling him my decision on premarital sex.Bamanga should be a redpiller by now,he see shege for my hand lol.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Sugardick: 11:00am On Jun 24, 2021
Pierocash:
clap for yourself. People like you shouldn't exist in our society,you are wicked.

You took advantage of her situation to exploit her sexually without honouring the agreement. That is wickedness. It doesn't cost a thing to be kind to others,if you happen to be there in her trying moment,you won't need to go subtle to have her,she will lovingly and willingly give you her body anytime.

Stop been wicked,because there are repercussions for every evil deed
these new generation girls deserve no pity, why can't she get help from one of her broke sugardaddies that she's been using to raise shoulder for me when chyking her, lmao this one is small na if you hear of my other exploits you will send missile to my house.


These new set of girls are only useful for sex trust me, just bang once or twice and dispose off to the next guy until the savior Mr Simp (which you sound like) comes along to pay millions in bride price and wedding for the overused püssy
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
you expect nairaland girls that are like lifeless intimacy gadgets (good-for-sex only) to contribute to this thread? na we men go still boost the thread
The bolded. You're too blunt on the girls na
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by iamtardey: 11:03am On Jun 24, 2021
Mr. Pasitor we no carry our bible come smiley
Pierocash:
clap for yourself. People like you shouldn't exist in our society,you are wicked.

You took advantage of her situation to exploit her sexually without honouring the agreement. That is wickedness. It doesn't cost a thing to be kind to others,if you happen to be there in her trying moment,you won't need to go subtle to have her,she will lovingly and willingly give you her body anytime.

Stop been wicked,because there are repercussions for every evil deed
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Sugardick: 11:05am On Jun 24, 2021
SmellySperm:
The bolded. You're too blunt on the girls na
I wrote sexxtoy thanks for bringing to my notice nairaland changed the word, intimacy gadget still sounds nice small
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Pierocash(m): 11:10am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
these new generation girls deserve no pity, why can't she get help from one of her broke sugardaddies that she's been using to raise shoulder for me when chyking her, lmao this one is small na if you hear of my other exploits you will send missile to my house.


These new set of girls are only useful for sex trust me, just bang once or twice and dispose off to the next guy until the savior Mr Simp (which you sound like) comes along to pay millions in bride price and wedding for the overused püssy
stop sounding archaic. Nobody cares how many of them you exploit. We have sex everyday without exploiting any of them.

Why didn't you honour the agreement is my question. That is wicked and callous.
The very pretty angel I am with right now got help from me pertaining Phone too,she lost her phone and made a request from me,I granted her the request without demanding sex. But right now,I have her at will,she gave it to me without me asking,and from there things took a new twist between us,she can die for me. I can't count how many of such scenerio.

Women naturally fall for kind men,not about simping,but about conscience.

Don't take advantage of people when in position to help them. Do this,and see how God will lift you without struggling.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by LastProphet: 11:12am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
these new generation girls deserve no pity, why can't she get help from one of her broke sugardaddies that she's been using to raise shoulder for me when chyking her, lmao this one is small na if you hear of my other exploits you will send missile to my house.


These new set of girls are only useful for sex trust me, just bang once or twice and dispose off to the next guy until the savior Mr Simp (which you sound like) comes along to pay millions in bride price and wedding for the overused püssy
Same fate awaits your daughter, shameless oaf
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Sugardick: 11:14am On Jun 24, 2021
Pierocash:
stop sounding archaic. Nobody cares how many of them you exploit. We have sex everyday without exploiting any of them.

Why didn't you honour the agreement is my question. That is wicked and callous.
The very pretty angel I am with right now got help from me pertaining for too,she lost her phone and made a request from me,I granted her the request without demanding sex. But right now,I have her at will,she gave it to me without me asking,and from there things took a new twist between us,she can die for me. I can't count how many of such scenerio.

Women naturally fall for kind men,not about simping,but about conscience.

Don't take advantage of people when in position to help them. Do this,and see how God will lift you without struggling.
hahaha see mumu man, she can die for you indeed, isn't that what she wants you to believe...


... until you find out about her numerous sugar daddies and the offshore worker she's been sending nudes to on Facebook, or the dude asking her out she's told she dislike but liking his penis in the dark....


Dey there dey fool yourself, no girl in this country presently is fücking one dïck, know that and know peace.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Obierika(m): 11:14am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
these new generation girls deserve no pity, why can't she get help from one of her broke sugardaddies that she's been using to raise shoulder for me when chyking her, lmao this one is small na if you hear of my other exploits you will send missile to my house.


These new set of girls are only useful for sex trust me, just bang once or twice and dispose off to the next guy until the savior Mr Simp (which you sound like) comes along to pay millions in bride price and wedding for the overused püssy
The attitude of Nigerian girls notwithstanding... you're a despicable human being! angry
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by DDDEnterprises: 11:14am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go
not cool bro, to be honest. but then, It's a lesson for her never to give her body in exchange for some gains or so.

You basically scammed the lady.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Sugardick: 11:15am On Jun 24, 2021
LastProphet:
Same fate awaits your daughter, shameless oaf
Hustle oo make your daughter no dey fück for phone screen....


Your prophecy is inconsequential, na my advice make you follow oloshi.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Sugardick: 11:16am On Jun 24, 2021
DDDEnterprises:
not cool bro, to be honest. but then, It's a lesson for her never to give her body in exchange for some gains or so.

You basically scammed the lady.
same way she's scamming other guys with fake love na....

2 cut 4, nothing spoil we move
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by ESANMEA(f): 11:26am On Jun 24, 2021
He took me out of Lagos for a weekend and promised me heaven on earth, I still didn't allow him..
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Pierocash(m): 11:32am On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
[s]hahaha see mumu man, she can die for you indeed, isn't that what she wants you to believe...


... until you find out about her numerous sugar daddies and the offshore worker she's been sending nudes to on Facebook, or the dude asking her out she's told she dislike but liking his penis in the dark....


Dey there dey fool yourself, no girl in this country presently is fücking one dïck, know that and know peace[/s].
you are such a dingbat and a knucklehead. But I understand where your frustration is coming from,you have never had them nice to you,and it is due to your wicked lifestyle...

For your info,I have had wonderful ,faithful women in my life,no sane woman will have a diamond in her hand and still be looking for ordinary stone .

If you have been experiencing dissapointment with women,I advise you today to upgrade and start been kind to people,you attract who you are. You can't be this awkward and attract a sensible woman. Be good,kind,and loving ,and see if you won't be attracting women ready to give up everything for you.

Pele ooo, just take heart,it shall be well
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Nobody: 11:49am On Jun 24, 2021
Pierocash:
stop sounding archaic. Nobody cares how many of them you exploit. We have sex everyday without exploiting any of them.

Why didn't you honour the agreement is my question. That is wicked and callous.
The very pretty angel I am with right now got help from me pertaining Phone too,she lost her phone and made a request from me,I granted her the request without demanding sex. But right now,I have her at will,she gave it to me without me asking,and from there things took a new twist between us,she can die for me. I can't count how many of such scenerio.

Women naturally fall for kind men,not about simping,but about conscience.

Don't take advantage of people when in position to help them. Do this,and see how God will lift you without struggling.
she gives it to you at will. And still preaching about God's lifting. Ogah are you legally married to her? You are no better than the guy above. Don't be a slave to pleasure.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by KingDash: 12:02pm On Jun 24, 2021
Sugardick:
After chyking for months unsuccessfully,her phone fell and screen broke she was desperate then I told her I will give her 4k to repair her phone screen after we fück,,, she came and after 2 rounds I opened the door and told her to walk out and never greet me if she sees me. She wan change am for me but when I carry extension wire nobody tell her to carry her 2 left leg Waka go
bad man.... this is cruel.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Mrscarter(f): 12:14pm On Jun 24, 2021
SmellySperm:
How Nairaland babes will ignore this thread
That it hurts him so bad because i made him hard n now wont fix it embarassed
I was young n naive
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Mrscarter(f): 12:16pm On Jun 24, 2021
Pierocash:
clap for yourself. People like you shouldn't exist in our society,you are wicked.

You took advantage of her situation to exploit her sexually without honouring the agreement. That is wickedness. It doesn't cost a thing to be kind to others,if you happen to be there in her trying moment,you won't need to go subtle to have her,she will lovingly and willingly give you her body anytime.

Stop been wicked,because there are repercussions for every evil deed
Yeah both at fault tho. No girl should sell herself n the guy he was just mean
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jun 24, 2021
Mrscarter:
That it hurts him so bad because i made him hard n now wont fix it embarassed
I was young n naive
After giving him your pussy, how was his behavior? Hope you both still dating tho
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Mrscarter(f): 12:55pm On Jun 24, 2021
SmellySperm:
After giving him your pussy, how was his behavior? Hope you both still dating tho
Na this was yrs ago. We was together off n on for years but im happily married now to a really great guy.
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by Pierocash(m): 1:02pm On Jun 24, 2021
Teachermallam:
she gives it to you at will. And still preaching about God's lifting. Ogah are you legally married to her? You are no better than the guy above. Don't be a slave to pleasure.
someone falling inlove with you ,and willingly submit herself to you is quite different from bargaining for sex due to her poor state,and after she succumbs because of condition,you got her laid and still didn't fulfill your part. Isn't that cruel?
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by templemount: 1:21pm On Jun 24, 2021
Pierocash:
stop sounding archaic. Nobody cares how many of them you exploit. We have sex everyday without exploiting any of them.

Why didn't you honour the agreement is my question. That is wicked and callous.
The very pretty angel I am with right now got help from me pertaining Phone too,she lost her phone and made a request from me,I granted her the request without demanding sex. But right now,I have her at will,she gave it to me without me asking,and from there things took a new twist between us,she can die for me. I can't count how many of such scenerio.

Women naturally fall for kind men,not about simping,but about conscience.

Don't take advantage of people when in position to help them. Do this,and see how God will lift you without struggling.
U have spoken well brotherly.God bless u immediately
Re: What’s The Craziest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You Just To Have Sex With You? by aysnoopy(m): 1:28pm On Jun 24, 2021
Make I sit-down dey listen to lies
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