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Bros, don't joke with this advice o My opinion though...

Shellsploit:
If i were u, i will abort mission!
Mission abort...
I repeat, mission abort!

Tango, Alpha, Juliet, Ibrahim.. Over and out!

9ja girls are out to add more burden to your life instead of softening it.

In mosdii voice: They are all useless..... All of them!

Hehehehehe

Disaster!
FLEE!!!!

Abort mission

Queenserah26:
Bros, don't joke with this advice o My opinion though...

Sugardick:
How I toast now

Hi babe...
I'm good...
Do you do Hookup?...
No...
Bye(deletes number)

Yes...
How much short time 2 rounds?...

No time to check time... and No carry olosho overnight e get why... do your short 2 rounds and dey well

sharp guy. No time to waste jor. I like nairalanders, they are great confindant in time of distress

24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?
cc lalasticlala, mynd44,

You never see anything..

Shut up there with ur dirty mouth like giving her d money isn't an issue,u don see that kind money since beginning of the year. Everybody na rich man for nairaland.

24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?
cc lalasticlala, mynd44,

Giving her the money is not an issue huh? Oya just send me 20% of that money. Girl you just ask out dey demand such amount of money and you think giving her the money is not an issue, okay ooo. Father Christmas.

Shellsploit:
If i were u, i will abort mission!
Mission abort...
I repeat, mission abort!

Tango, Alpha, Juliet, Ibrahim.. Over and out!

I don laugh die....he gats disembark no be lie

All these meaningless stories I read here everyday, painting women black.

I used to think whining was primarily women's job, until I met Nairaland boys. Romance section, specifically.

The society should have taken y'all into account before saying women talk/gossip a lot. Maybe, just maybe, that theory wouldn't have seen the light of the day.

Op, read your story again. Does it sound feasible?

I doubt if any girl in her right senses will say yes to you today, and bill you the next day. 60k? Of all money fah. Op biko, lekwa ọweghi anya, iyiri onye gi 60k?

Perhaps you take money lure her....

From wen you start to toast am and when she come gree, perhaps you were telling him where u work, your salary, where you resides, what your parents do etc...so she had to ask Sharp Sharp to test if all your yarns na true or not...
N.a. you find trouble....

So u are indirectly paying 60k for the yes....hmmmm...lol..act serious so they take you serious by paying for the yes.lmfao.otondo.

Naija girls never seizes to amaze someone but then its so so annoying. Just look at oh, a girl i dated last year but coz of her begging issues i chased her away only to meet her few days ago, next thing see message she's still sending me.

I asked if she's working she said she's teaching so what happened with her salary? Or she's giving her mom the money but its my mom that doesn't deserve mine abi?

Nigeria girls are useless all of them.

The 60k is relationship sign on fee.

24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?
cc lalasticlala, mynd44,

You never see anything....that's her sign up fee

KimberlyWest:
All these meaningless stories I read here everyday, painting women black.

I used to think whining was primarily women's job, until I met Nairaland boys. Romance section, specifically.

The society should have taken y'all into account before saying women talk/gossip a lot. Maybe, just maybe, that theory wouldn't have seen the light of the day.

Op, read your story again. Does it sound feasible?

I doubt if any girl in her right senses will say yes to you today, and bill you the next day. 60k? Of all money fah. Op biko, lekwa ọweghi anya, iyiri onye gi 60k?

You can't make such demands doesn't mean that no girl will demand such. Nigeria ladies are tax collectors.

authority2006:
You can't make such demands doesn't mean that no girl will demand such. Nigeria ladies are tax collectors.

Asin eh.
I don't believe the Op but girls of today are after the bag.
I gave up toasting when the multiple girls I tried to mingle with asked, "hope you're hand-some"
(Ultra mega emphasis on Hand-some )
The thing pain me sha, that's when I chose to mind my business. After all, na single I dey I no kill person

24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?
cc lalasticlala, mynd44,

first off,was the "yes" to Engagement or just normal relationship?

Since you have the money why no just give her

24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?
cc lalasticlala, mynd44,

Fear not that is the acceptance fees just like every higher institution you are been given admission.

what happens when hair and feeding allowances enters?

That's the registration and hand out fees. They are part of the package.

I know you won't update us when you start moving from Jericho to New Jerusalem.

You give her scholarship.

CArt:
Fear not that is the acceptance fees just like every higher institution you are been given admission.


That's the registration and hand out fees. They are part of the package.

I know you won't update us when you start moving from Jericho to New Jerusalem.

omo... Na steady billing be that. The institution go still demand school fees and give me carry over at last

You don go toast Olosho..

Nah upfront billing she give you in relation to the fvck wey una go fvck..

H

Ah na Nigeria senator this one wan marry o. Wardrobe allowance bawo!!

24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

Giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

What happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

Nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?

That’s not a relationship. It’s a contract. An escort service contract specifically. Lol. Congrats tho.

Is she an orphan?

24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

Giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

What happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

Nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?

Which kind things be this ...women, why do you make men feel we are so desperate.