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Re: She's Choking Me( by Jman06(m): 10:48am On Jul 18, 2021
phazotron:
Some have food but cannot eat

Some can eat but have no food

It is well

When they show love una go say dem dey disturb

Na when una jam the wicked ones una go appreciate
Everybody is not as sex starved as you lots asking for her number here.

Op, you're a real guy, not all these boys that must stoop to any class of girls just to fucck.

Just block the girl and if she tries to call you with another number, once you hear her voice, cut the call. By the time you do it three times, she'll get the message.
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 11:04am On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
as an African man u're not suppose to eat dead meat u eat the meat u killed with ur own hands
Nice one
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 11:05am On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
It's simple, just give the phone to any female friend of yours to pose as your girlfriend asin she should be the one always taking her calls
Wisdom no go kill u
Re: She's Choking Me( by Lee99: 11:13am On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
as an African man u're not suppose to eat dead meat u eat the meat u killed with ur own hands
So you're saying if I call her she'll come to me immediately and I don't have to woo her? undecided
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 11:59am On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Nice one
Hahahaha thank you...but i saw you begging for her digits too
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:01pm On Jul 18, 2021
Lee99:
So you're saying if I call her she'll come to me immediately and I don't have to woo her? undecided
maybe
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
Hahahaha thank you...but i saw you begging for her digits too
Just Catching Cruise lmao
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Wisdom no go kill u
I de learn from u bossman
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Just Catching Cruise lmao
Abi ooh, who knows...you might be that man that will make her calm down forever. lols
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:08pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
Abi ooh, who knows...you might be that man that will make her calm down forever. lols
Make her calm down forever, this one enter me, who am I to do that, abeg oooo
Re: She's Choking Me( by luvmijeje(f): 12:08pm On Jul 18, 2021
That lady should have self respect. Which kind whahala be this.

This is what you will do, tell your sister to act as your girlfriend. If you don't have a sister, use anyone you are close to to threaten her. Tell that person to call her and introduce herself as your girlfriend. Use someone that's more crazy than her. She will sit right.
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:08pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
I de learn from u bossman
You suppose to be my mentor ooooo
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Make her calm down forever, this one enter me, who am I to do that, abeg oooo
Haba, you don't know who you really are? you're her dream man asin the only one that wants her even though she was rejected by others... omo see love
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
You suppose to be my mentor ooooo
Hahaha shey u de whine me
Re: She's Choking Me( by phazotron(m): 12:20pm On Jul 18, 2021
Jman06:
Everybody is not as sex starved as you lots asking for her number here.

Op, you're a real guy, not all these boys that must stoop to any class of girls just to fucck.

Just block the girl and if she tries to call you with another number, once you hear her voice, cut the call. By the time you do it three times, she'll get the message.
You think I'm talking about sex

Why jump into stupid conclusion?

I'm a virgin and I'm not interested in sex before marriage.

If I want premarital sex I don't need to be in a relationship to get it

I could have gotten it free from my past relationships Mr man

I'm just stating a fact of life.

A lot of time the ones we love aka "close to us" don't value us. Sometimes it takes an outsider to show us our true value

It is very important for men to find a girl who loves them more. Except maybe with the exception of fundamental red flags in her character okay you can
run.

If ur woman loves you your relationship marriage and life go easy.

Love can be built over time.

You don't know what you have until it's gone.

It's ops life. He can do what he wants anyway. I'm just stating my opinion.
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:21pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
Haba, you don't know who you really are? you're her dream man asin the only one that wants her even though she was rejected by others... omo see love
Keep dreaming for me dream woman..... I like your type
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:21pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
Hahaha shey u de whine me
Why I got whine my boss lady, how many life I get na......
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Keep dreaming for me dream woman..... I like your type
Hmmm am confused ooo am i suppose to be happy or sad
Re: She's Choking Me( by bodybuilder: 12:25pm On Jul 18, 2021
You don fvvck her??

Try simping really hard for her, that might work.
Re: She's Choking Me( by phazotron(m): 12:25pm On Jul 18, 2021
BaEnki:
Hahaha, strange girls, this one def ain't ugly.

I've had so many encounters with these girls, honestly, it's been so difficult to truly love one ever since I lost my girl.
Wetin I dey find for this life.

Una dey get luck o chia
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:25pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
Hmmm am confused ooo am i suppose to be happy or sad
Idk since you can read minds
Re: She's Choking Me( by bodybuilder: 12:26pm On Jul 18, 2021
luvmijeje:
That lady should have self respect. Which kind whahala be this.

This is what you will do, tell your sister to act as your girlfriend. If you don't have a sister, use anyone you are close to to threaten her. Tell that person to call her and introduce herself as your girlfriend. Use someone that's more crazy than her. She will sit right.
That will just make her like him more.
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Why I got whine my boss lady, how many life I get na......
The sugar for your mouth too much ooo abeg reduce am small
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:27pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
The sugar for your mouth too much ooo abeg reduce am small
Don't worry this sugar doesn't mean no harm to you....
Re: She's Choking Me( by Jman06(m): 12:29pm On Jul 18, 2021
phazotron:
You think I'm talking about sex

Why jump into retarded conclusion?

I'm a virgin and I'm not interested in sex before marriage.

If I want premarital sex I don't need to be in a relationship to get it

I'm just stating a fact of life.

A lot of time the ones we love aka "close to us" don't value us. Sometimes it takes an outsider to show us our true value

It is very important for men to find a girl who loves them more. Except maybe with the exception of fundamental red flags in her character okay you can
run.

If ur woman loves you your relationship marriage and life go easy.

Love can be built over time.

You don't know what you have until it's gone.

It's ops life. He can do what he wants anyway. I'm just stating my opinion.
What if the guy doesn't love her as wellhuh Should he force himself to be with her just because she's infatuated with himhuh Some of you don't know what love is, that is why you readily concluded that a lady who's merely infatuated with him is in love.

Btw, what the bible said is "Men love your wives as Christ loves the church" while women should respect and submit to their husbands.
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Idk since you can read minds
Lols am not mind reader ooo am coming for my sunday rice and chicken ooo
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:32pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
Lols am not mind reader ooo am coming for my sunday rice and chicken ooo
You welcome anytime, anyway.... Won't mind welcoming an Angel in my home
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
Don't worry this sugar doesn't mean no harm to you....
are you sure it won't spoil my pancreas?? i might end up becoming a diabetic...oh God help me
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
are you sure it won't spoil my pancreas?? i might end up becoming a diabetic...oh God help me
Don't worry this is for the better and not for the worst..... It ain't gonna cause any damage to your immune system I can assure you Mamacita
Re: She's Choking Me( by luvmijeje(f): 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2021
bodybuilder:
That will just make her like him more.
For where. She never meet person weh craze pass am.
Re: She's Choking Me( by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2021
daniel7328:
You welcome anytime, anyway.... Won't mind welcoming an Angel in my home
Chaiii...u get A1 for whining, see as u de use me catch cruise
Re: She's Choking Me( by daniel7328(m): 12:43pm On Jul 18, 2021
Megatron77:
Chaiii...u get A1 for whining, see as u de use me catch cruise
Me whine you Ke, who born me well..... I just dey follow your footstep to be the best....
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