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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by josephevergreen(m): 3:50pm On Jul 31, 2021
Hmmm ..e choke��
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Lamanii22(f): 3:52pm On Jul 31, 2021
Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office. cheesy
Haaaa! Big wahala leleyi
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by neonly: 3:53pm On Jul 31, 2021
AgentGoat:
Lies
Bro's I believe d guy those asaba police sabi check guys it has if they use jazz to know who dey carry drugs
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by malkomchris: 3:56pm On Jul 31, 2021
I can't imagine what you went through, you really suffered.
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Virtplus(m): 3:57pm On Jul 31, 2021
Mine happened four yrs ago, there was this girl I hv been crushing on, we were flowing all of sudden she travelled to one Africa country..for a very long time we were jst chatting on facebook..one day she came back nd I didn't want to take her to my house,i to one secondary school in my area at about 8or 9pm or so,we started having sex.jst at dat moment, we saw light coming towards us inside the class room nd noise from them, we quickly hide under the desk and the was naked,we never knew they already saw us.. They entered the class nd ask us y were hving sex inside the skool dis nite,they were all cultist, we began to beg, and at the same time calculating my next move.. Bfor they know Wat was happening I jakpa oo.. They ran after me they cudnt catch up oo,i even trow of my boxers nd pam slippers..in the process I hurt my leg on an iron nd I bleeded home without no boxers that night... Wen ever I remember that day ehhhnnn,e nor bless
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Burgerlomo: 3:58pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.
Konji nah bastard grin
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by amstamon: 3:58pm On Jul 31, 2021
Airwavez:
shocked

Arrested for what crime
Dey ask mumu questions..
Nigerian police can arrest you for no reason even while walking on the street (ask people in ajegunle and agege)
police even don arrest me around 2006 sake of say porn dey the laptop I was supposed to help a friend format..
Dem say na act of immorality be my offence I swear to god. Imagine a graduate as at then o.
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by tifany89(m): 4:00pm On Jul 31, 2021
Virtplus:
Mine happened four yrs ago, there was this girl I hv been crushing on, we were flowing all of sudden she travelled to one Africa country..for a very long time we were jst chatting on facebook..one day she came back nd I didn't want to take her to my house,i to one secondary school in my area at about 8or 9pm or so,we started having sex.jst at dat moment, we saw light coming towards us inside the class room nd noise from them, we quickly hide under the desk and the was naked,we never knew they already saw us.. They entered the class nd ask us y were hving sex inside the skool dis nite,they were all cultist, we began to beg, and at the same time calculating my next move.. Bfor they know Wat was happening I jakpa oo.. They ran after me they cudnt catch up oo,i even trow of my boxers nd pam slippers..in the process I hurt my leg on an iron nd I bleeded home without no boxers that night... Wen ever I remember that day ehhhnnn,e nor bless
And the girl? You left her at their mercy?
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by santakris(m):
BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.
I hope you completed the job inside the police cell?
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Olam09(m): 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2021
Igbojihadist:
i was kidnapped i excaped and i was arrested and detain by NPF i spend one month in detention with bail out of almost 1 million i was charged with murder and kidnapping
Lol, are you fućking joking?
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Agbebakun22: 4:11pm On Jul 31, 2021
How old are you if I may asked, so after all these things weh dey ground na only sex be only thing u get to discuss, u no focus how u wan take face labor market after sch but u are here talking arrant nonsense
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Lamanii22(f): 4:15pm On Jul 31, 2021
Virtplus:
Mine happened four yrs ago, there was this girl I hv been crushing on, we were flowing all of sudden she travelled to one Africa country..for a very long time we were jst chatting on facebook..one day she came back nd I didn't want to take her to my house,i to one secondary school in my area at about 8or 9pm or so,we started having sex.jst at dat moment, we saw light coming towards us inside the class room nd noise from them, we quickly hide under the desk and the was naked,we never knew they already saw us.. They entered the class nd ask us y were hving sex inside the skool dis nite,they were all cultist, we began to beg, and at the same time calculating my next move.. Bfor they know Wat was happening I jakpa oo.. They ran after me they cudnt catch up oo,i even trow of my boxers nd pam slippers..in the process I hurt my leg on an iron nd I bleeded home without no boxers that night... Wen ever I remember that day ehhhnnn,e nor bless
Ha! What about the girl? Couldn't you afford a guest house or a cheap hotel? Classroom is way too low man
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by HabaHaba: 4:20pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.
Hahahhaha.

I feel your travails at that police station.

But, i want to tell you that your old man is Very proud of you!!!

No matter how super righteous a father is, he is still grateful that the son is NOT a Bob Risky or Mumu Gay man!!!!

Oya, let d LGBT & QUEH characters come after me.

I no sens una shitass
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by yubeebaby: 4:20pm On Jul 31, 2021
Why you wan hear my own story

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by amstamon: 4:23pm On Jul 31, 2021
Mine was when I still dey school o (adewole estate, atiku Rd ilorin).
Na sleep I dey sleep one afternoon with only boxer on when my very pretty and soo innocent neighbour enter. I was alone in the room when all of sudden I jst dey feel somehow, she dey smooch my dick. But I was so stupid not knacking her that very moment because she was already breathing fast and soo in the mood. As I wake up she just acted like she was watching TV. Till now I still dey ask mysef why I woke up surprisingly which really scared her and made her felt some guilt, instead of slowly touching her in return while still sleeping, she go get the message and knacking process go begin.
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Fortez: 4:24pm On Jul 31, 2021
Hmmm
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by HabaHaba: 4:26pm On Jul 31, 2021
Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office. cheesy
LOL. ABEG WETIN U DEY PENETRATE & TEST?!!!
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by godliman: 4:31pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.
Sorry very shameful, irresponsible and regrettable.
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by geesilver(m): 4:38pm On Jul 31, 2021
Igbojihadist:
i was kidnapped i excaped and i was arrested and detain by NPF i spend one month in detention with bail out of almost 1 million i was charged with murder and kidnapping
Your story look like village people dey follow up with your matter
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by OChimex: 4:39pm On Jul 31, 2021
Airwavez:
shocked

Arrested for what crime
Trespassing, wandering, meandering, illegal usage of someone's property. In fact, forceful gaining entrance into one's property. You burgled the place self..
He broke so many laws oo.

Did he rent the place?
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by ruggedtimi(m):
It happened in my uni days, during reading hours at night in the school building, I and this girl went to an empty class upstairs. While we were in the act this security guard put on the classroom light. angry grin. He just left without saying a word, the next day cctv was installed along the corridors of the school building grin
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by DaRuud(m): 4:45pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
Don't mind NPF o, it was years later that I asked myself, what is even our crime?

Is our act against the law?
Be thanking the police cos by now she for miss her period and born a baby girl

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Fash20: 4:45pm On Jul 31, 2021
Airwavez:
shocked

Arrested for what crime
public nudity
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by eROCK247(m): 4:46pm On Jul 31, 2021
Shellsploit:
Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears.
What is a "penetration tester"?
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 4:52pm On Jul 31, 2021
neonly:
Yes bro's it was
It actually a against the law to have sex in a forbidden area it called indecent act punishable by law
Mine own experience was I also like having a quicky inside my car Benz until ak come hold read my offence since then na gbagada general hospital in Lagos I dey use jeje if d needs arise
Oh, thanks for the info.

I also like that car own, especially if you have tinted windows. cheesy grin
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 4:59pm On Jul 31, 2021
DaRuud:
Be thanking the police cos by now she for miss her period and born a baby girl
Nawa you o.

If she born baby, I go train the baby na. That one no go bring problem.
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by neonly: 5:00pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
Oh, thanks for the info.

I also like that car own, especially if you have tinted windows. cheesy grin

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 5:02pm On Jul 31, 2021
amstamon:
Mine was when I still dey school o (adewole estate, atiku Rd ilorin).
Na sleep I dey sleep one afternoon with only boxer on when my very pretty and soo innocent neighbour enter. I was alone in the room when all of sudden I jst dey feel somehow, she dey smooch my dick. But I was so stupid not knacking her that very moment because she was already breathing fast and soo in the mood. As I wake up she just acted like she was watching TV. Till now I still dey ask mysef why I woke up surprisingly which really scared her and made her felt some guilt, instead of slowly touching her in return while still sleeping, she go get the message and knacking process go begin.
That kind afterthought dey pain ehn, you go just dey blame yourself.
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Aarenasbaba(m): 5:05pm On Jul 31, 2021
Konji no do u well
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