What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? - Romance (4)

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by reversedrolez: 5:06pm On Jul 31, 2021

AngelicBeing:
Hian, penetration tester ke, Pdp and Apc tester, Aso Rock tester, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com

A penetration tester is a cybersecurity professional who checks and fixes vulnerabilities in networks

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 5:06pm On Jul 31, 2021

HabaHaba:
Hahahhaha.

I feel your travails at that police station.

But, i want to tell you that your old man is Very proud of you!!!

No matter how super righteous a father is, he is still grateful that the son is NOT a Bob Risky or Mumu Gay man!!!!

Oya, let d LGBT & QUEH characters come after me.

I no sens una shitass

LOL...

The man just told me "he is disappointed in me, that instead of me to come and greet him or my mom, na woman dey my head."

Funnily, that was the second time I got involved in woman(sexual) related issue that involved him coming to rescue me or settle it. grin

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 5:11pm On Jul 31, 2021

Agbebakun22:
How old are you if I may asked, so after all these things weh dey ground na only sex be only thing u get to discuss, u no focus how u wan take face labor market after sch but u are here talking arrant nonsense

Old enough to enlighten on what you don't know about life.

Mr Seriousness, can't you see it is a memory and it happened long time ago(during my uni days)...

Labour market? LoL, well this is social media and a faceless forum where everyone thinks they have opinion or idea on others lives.

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 5:12pm On Jul 31, 2021

Burgerlomo:
Konji nah bastard

Aswear!

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by 22o62021: 5:31pm On Jul 31, 2021

Then never catch me for anything

I too smart

Even for exam hall

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jul 31, 2021

stunnert:
Back then in school, me and my ex went to smoke weed in one of the town smoke joint when NPF came to raid. My ex was the first person to sight them among all of us in that smoke joint, babe just dragged me and started running. I was so high and I didn't even know why we were running, the other smokers were just looking at us as if the weed was making us go haywire. We ran for about a minute and hide behind some bush and shrubs while we lay flat on our belly. The next thing we heard was one of the NPF voice coming from the smoke joint: If you move I'll scatter your head. Me and my ex were there on our belly for about ten minutes before we heard the police vehicles leaving, we then came out of our hidding spot and went back to the smoke joint. By then it was deserted and luckily for us we found two big size wraps of weed under one of the bench. I miss that my ex so much when we both went our separate ways, she was a real daredevil

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by luizpippo(m): 5:43pm On Jul 31, 2021

While awaiting admission, one aunty opposite our house gave plenty counterfeit dollars to her younger sis, who was pretty close to the whole of my household to burn, on fighting them, i collected some, my guy the collected a few to be able to fake some babes, then their security in turn asked for some to woo one new chick, we gave him serious warning never to give it out, only just flashing, but kwanji na bastard since 1812, he gave the babe some claiming his boss who is a medical doctor in the US gave him (note the whole community knows the Boss is a big doc in the US), so she believed.
Few days later, police came for Afowosoro, that the babe bought provisions from someone and paid in dollars, the brother of the retailer took the dollars to Benin to change and was arrested.
Well, Afowosoro slept in cell for 8 days, while i slept on top cashew trees with my nigga for 3 days inside a mini forest.

My mum then warned me, that the first problem, you survived it, the second one, you survived, the third one, you may not survive it so be careful, since then i left trouble to troublemakers

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by AngelicBeing: 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2021

reversedrolez:
A penetration tester is a cybersecurity professional who checks and fixes vulnerabilities in networks

Thanks @ Shellsploit is that what you do wink

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Agbebakun22: 5:52pm On Jul 31, 2021

[quote author=BabaIbo post=104285823]Old enough to enlighten on what you don't know about life.

Mr Seriousness, can't you see it is a memory and it happened long time ago(during my uni days)...

Labour market? LoL, well this is social media and a faceless forum where everyone thinks they have opinion or idea on others lives.

Keep kwayet and stop posting thrash.. Na only sex and Bleep nowadays youth sabi.. Shey Naso Western countries or Advance Asian countries reach where dem dey today

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Shellsploit: 5:53pm On Jul 31, 2021

AngelicBeing:
Thanks @ Shellsploit is that what you do

Yes bro!

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Shellsploit: 5:54pm On Jul 31, 2021

eROCK247:
What is a "penetration tester"?

A penetration tester is a cybersecurity professional who checks and fixes vulnerabilities in networks.

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by AngelicBeing: 5:54pm On Jul 31, 2021

Shellsploit:
Yes bro!

Excellent, may the celestial and terrestrial forces position you for open doors in your field, in Jesus name amen wink

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Shellsploit: 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2021

HabaHaba:
LOL. ABEG WETIN U DEY PENETRATE & TEST?!!!

A penetration tester is a cybersecurity professional who checks and fixes vulnerabilities in networks.

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Shellsploit: 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2021

duduade:
What s a penetration tester please

A penetration tester is a cybersecurity professional who checks and fixes vulnerabilities in networks.

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Shellsploit: 5:55pm On Jul 31, 2021

AngelicBeing:
Excellent, may the celestial and terrestrial forces position you for open doors in your field, in Jesus name amen

Amen bro... grin

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by AngelicBeing: 5:59pm On Jul 31, 2021

Shellsploit:
Amen bro...

l pray good prayers for people like you that are serious and sincere, but for our politicians, my prayers is for the Angels of God to keep slapping them for the nonsense they have turned Nigeria to cheesy

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Tapout(m): 6:00pm On Jul 31, 2021

BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.

Your Dad did that girl a huge favor by bailing her. So basically, her parents were not aware of the incident??

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Herrick: 6:06pm On Jul 31, 2021

Virtplus:
Mine happened four yrs ago, there was this girl I hv been crushing on, we were flowing all of sudden she travelled to one Africa country..for a very long time we were jst chatting on facebook..one day she came back nd I didn't want to take her to my house,i to one secondary school in my area at about 8or 9pm or so,we started having sex.jst at dat moment, we saw light coming towards us inside the class room nd noise from them, we quickly hide under the desk and the was naked,we never knew they already saw us.. They entered the class nd ask us y were hving sex inside the skool dis nite,they were all cultist, we began to beg, and at the same time calculating my next move.. Bfor they know Wat was happening I jakpa oo.. They ran after me they cudnt catch up oo,i even trow of my boxers nd pam slippers..in the process I hurt my leg on an iron nd I bleeded home without no boxers that night... Wen ever I remember that day ehhhnnn,e nor bless

And what happened to the girl? Hope you didn't leave the girl at the mercy of those guys?!

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Tapout(m): 6:07pm On Jul 31, 2021

BabaIbo:

Dat wan na costly market o.

Very costly market. I know someone that was involved in an accident resulting in the death of a young lady
The guy paid bride price and did other necessary things done as far as traditional wedding is concerned.

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 6:10pm On Jul 31, 2021

Tapout:
Very costly market. I know someone that was involved in an accident resulting in the death of a young lady
The guy paid bride price and did other necessary things done as far as traditional wedding is concerned.

Disheartening huh

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by BabaIbo(op): 6:10pm On Jul 31, 2021

Tapout:
Your Dad did that girl a huge favor by bailing her. So basically, her parents were not aware of the incident??

Yeah

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Nicerazor(m): 6:18pm On Jul 31, 2021

Bought a round trip flight ticket Lagos- Abuja for 46k 2 months ago.
So this week Tuesday my flight was 6:30am, I got to airport by 6:10am. I missed my flight had to pay 58k for another ticket via another airline slated for 1pm same day.

I’m supposed to return with same ticket by 2:30pm yesterday Friday, lo and behold the airline rescheduled for 10:45am, by the time I got the notification it was 9am in the morning. I tried checking in online but checking already closed. Omo x10000000000.
I missed both trips with the same ticket.
I immediately searched for another flight back to Lagos. Luckily for me I saw one for 45k for 6pm this evening and booked. The flight got delayed to 6:30pm now.
Na airport Now I must go home today.
I spent 103k for flight round trip cuz i missed flight of 48k round trip.
Coupled with 10k hotel extra night I stayed back.
this one na gobe e pass mess.

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Opeolami(m): 6:25pm On Jul 31, 2021

Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect!

Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office.

What happened in the office?

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Shellsploit: 6:27pm On Jul 31, 2021

Opeolami:
What happened in the office?

Made couple of phone calls, and i was free .

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by KayCee92(m): 6:29pm On Jul 31, 2021

Airwavez:

Arrested for what crime

Knqckadamus grin

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Siberry: 6:45pm On Jul 31, 2021

BabaIbo:
Don't mind NPF o, it was years later that I asked myself, what is even our crime?

Is our act against the law?

It's against the law in the UK. Not sure about Nigeria.

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jul 31, 2021

Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect!

Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office.

tell me ur location, we must still arrest you

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Shellsploit: 7:28pm On Jul 31, 2021

Volkswagen90:
tell me ur location, we must still arrest you

Useless arrest undecided

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by bakesntakes(m): 8:01pm On Jul 31, 2021

BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.

Omo wetin happen, konji na bastard true true o

Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Badbishop15(m): 8:35pm On Jul 31, 2021

Obakashdee:
I go comment when e reach front page

Due to popular demand

It happened when I was in ss3 I’m 2010 I think, I went to my uncles house to spend weekend na, so bored as I was I started going through everything in his house until I saw a CD player with a guy a lady kissing in the front and on it, it was boldly written as BLUES; Omo I picked it and kept in my bag that when I reach house oo I go play am see wetin Dey inside..

I left now on reach home, forgetting that I have an exhibit in my bag, I dropped it carelessly, I no even know wetin my mama Dey find that night, come Dey search everywhere enter my bag.. na so they See CD player with BLUES on it haaaaa , I’m watching blue film was the next accusation.

My mama showed it to my dad, next thing I heard was my name, Haa I just got there and was dumbfounded, didn’t know what to do again.

I was punished but not beaten because they don’t even know what to do again, they just gave me one punishment like that, come Dey report me to my uncle that I took blue film from his place, my uncle said he doesn’t have such a movie na that they should ask me well o.

I was giving the silent treatment for days.

So after everything na, i went to keep the stuff that one day oo I go still watch am..

Months later I was now alone at home, I was now like haaa this thing wey them punish me for make I even watch am...

Lo and behold it was just music, BLUES all these slow music wey dem Dey sing, and funny enough it was just audio not even video

I wan mad, so this is what I suffered for. Lol damn such a long time ago

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by kelmicheal: 8:40pm On Jul 31, 2021*

Mine happened as a kid those days when i used to go and watch foreign films (aka Rambo and jet LI) in my neighborhood I borrowed blue film in a vhs cassette tape that was so common those days to go watch it in my house my parents and siblings have gone out so I was home alone.
As soon as I slot the cassette into the player Nepa took light and the blue film cassette was stuck inside then nepa refused to bring the light to save me from this mess until later in the evening when My mum came back and decided to watch television when the whole thing with full view came to limelight it was terrible experience

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Palazee(m): 8:45pm On Jul 31, 2021

Being a nigerian

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