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hansomb:
She dey premier League , u dey championship

Chuvin22:
"we wont have sex until marriage."

it was also the biggest display of stupidity from the other gender. spits*

i loved that girl. i hated looking for sex from random people, i cant double date. its stressful and i cant be chasing goals and temporary pleasure from multiple persons.

she probably think i will respect her more if we dont have sex until marriage lol. such shallow and stupid mentality. or maybe she was riding on my calmness and collecting from someone out there.

i don dey fear women shaa after that experience

SweetDipBenny:
After 1 hour 15mins of hot sèx with passionate style.
She says, u try sha are u fvckin kiddin me

Alaigbopress:
Na the one wey I tell one girl this week nai we still dey settle. It told her that she is so naive and unbrushed. That she behaves like a village idiot and lack exposure. As in eh the girl see me the next morning and avoided me by all means. Up till now she does not talk nor greet me even though we work in the same office. I regretted my bad mouthing her but na the girl dey causam sometimes. Friends what do I do?

benji93:
A woman who insists on not having sex before marriage has a shallow and stupid mentality? How far humankind has come. You don't realize how bleeped up your mind is to say that? You could say you suspected she was lying as she's sleeping around, but this! You need help.

Chuvin22:
that ideology is subjective. and from my own end i also think you need help. so we are both right. oshi.

e say nah humankind! mofo lol.

benji93:
Oh you think it's subjective, great! And yet you think abstinence is a stupid mentality, not just a different one. Surely you can understand why I think your mind is bleeped up. You cannot call something subjective and then go ahead to judge it objectively. Sleep in the bed you made.

JayB11:
Nawa ooo, but atleast i am living a very independent life�

Ihatebuhariwith:
Same thing happened to me.

Chuvin22:
i was like you when the relationship started. it lasted for 3 and half years and we eventually had the overhyped sex in the final month. if i give you the full gist of what happened before the make out session and after you will start asking some questions and maybe do a deep research about women and manipulation.

3 and half year only for you to cook up lies a 4 year old baby wont believe.

callmetoniaa:
He said my sister was more prettier than me. He jokingly said it, but tht day I no sleep well for night wen I take think my life.

OkuFaba:
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Sike:
10 years ago, She said in Yoruba language, "Malo wa ise se, oniranu"

Oro yen dun mi mehn!

DonroxyII:
Chaiiii, That's ... Shit Happens.... Mehn !!

Another one was when I was wooing a girl in a taxi... we had a very good conversation across contemporary issues and all ... I thought i was dope because she contributed so well after initially giving me attitude ..... I thought I already broke into her Firewall Defense System ..... I'm an heart hacker

I asked for her number , she declined ... I insisted ... she declined... I hate being rejected by a woman after I put on my B game .... A is reserved for Religious and/or Academic Spiricoco ladies ... Those ones will scan your life finish !!

After she alighted, I threw a joke like sis, I couldn't believe we won't be continuing our dope conversation, I thought it was good :

She poke from the taxi window and asked me coolly, in a firm, stern and dry voice ... with a serious look :

" Do I owe you anything" .....

I said "No" with some trembling ...

she said "Ok" and walked off ......

There are other dudes and the taxi driver ... But I don't care ... I maintain Elumelu face too and refocus

Beebah2000:
wetin be olo??

Zivaharry:
what does that mean?

UncleKoboko:
...sho and sure, they mean it.

ArticleBeast:
Na lie e get one girl wey dem dey fist for Abuja. Like she dey offer fisting. Wic kain dick wan fill that one again wey na full hand dem dey give am

HabaHaba:
1. God is an awesome creator. He knows what material He used for creating the female Vagina.

2. The Vagina is one of the most elastic materials in the whole of Omnivers.
Even a woman who has given birth to 20 children still do have very tight Vagina, depending on use (though). If the Vagina is left unused for a period of 1 week, it retracts back to almond normal width.

3. A very hard dick always makes the Vagina retract during sex, and if the woman is well stimulated she uses her vaginal wall to hold the penis for adequate tightnes. So, don't blame your flaccid d*ck on the vaginal. No be everytime man dey strong, especially when you just wan chop BY FORCE (unprepared).

4. If you must have regular sex, then eat good foods regularly, like Fruits mixture (Banana, etc), and eat energy foods before sex. Also, rest well before sex
Notice rhat almost every body have sufficient erection in the early hours of the morning, because of sufficient rest and good blood flow.

5. Seek sexual knowledge, its also part of necessary knowledge in our generation, without which you will still CHAT LIKE AN IGNORAMUS!

I just educated you, please use it.

Mogajunior:
I can relate. You were probably acting too nice and like a sisi trying too hard to impress her. That shit doesn't work with most women.

DonroxyII:
Ladies love being with a Man, a testosterone filled Man ... Man = Money, Power, Knowledge, Wisdom, Status and Sexual !! ....

fattprince:
Nope. They just love being with a spontaneous dude. Childish today, grumpy tomorrow. Kind today, wicked tomorrow. Something like that.

fattprince:
Nope. They just love being with a spontaneous dude. Childish today, grumpy tomorrow. Kind today, wicked tomorrow. Something like that.

Danzakidakura:
who thought you this wicked insult ? God have mercy on you.

Sike:
"Go find Job and stop fooling around."