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How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 3:11pm On Aug 18, 2021
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Goldbw122(m): 3:12pm On Aug 18, 2021
cheesy Reading it is hard to find a girl who is not a public toilet it is very rare..And you too have many girlfriend wahala nor too much?
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by AntiWailer: 3:13pm On Aug 18, 2021
you will still go back.

Best of Luck
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 3:14pm On Aug 18, 2021
.Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.
Try and book a date with her. Let it be in a hotel room. If she honours the invitation, then, you can be rest assured your girlfriend is our community project.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 3:24pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
Try and book a date with her. Let it be in a hotel room. If she honours the invitation, then, you can be rest assured your girlfriend is our community project.
I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by jaeyking(m): 3:26pm On Aug 18, 2021
Well, in relationships
Just have it that your partner is cheating or doing something funny.

Know this and know peace
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Moz22:
Kriss216:
Try and book a date with her. Let it be in a hotel room. If she honours the invitation, then, you can be rest assured your girlfriend is our community project.
played this exact same trick on an ex... Lo and behold, she came to the hotel oo
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216:
Ekele22:
I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo
She's 27, an inch to evening newspaper, and there's no guarantee you'll wife her. You expected her to lay her eggs in one basket?

She's still seeking for prospective clients who will be foolish enough to settle down with her wide kpekus.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 3:29pm On Aug 18, 2021
Moz22:
played this exact same truck on an ex... Lo and behold, she came to the hotel oo
So, you once personalized our community projecthuh
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by yuping(m):
Kriss216:
She's 27, an inch to evening newspaper, and there's no guarantee you'll wife her. You expected her to lay her eggs on one basket?

She's still seeking for prospective clients who will be foolish enough to settle down with her wide kpekus.
This is true but painful.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Romanoff(f): 3:32pm On Aug 18, 2021
Smh.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 3:34pm On Aug 18, 2021
Romanoff:
Smh.
No go shake that head off abeg
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Moz22: 3:34pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
So, you once personalized our community projecthuh
make me understand u better
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Moz22: 3:36pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
So, you once personalized our community projecthuh
well I do understand u now.. lol
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Romanoff(f): 3:36pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
No go shake that head off abeg
Wetin I wan talk on top the matter?
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 3:39pm On Aug 18, 2021
Romanoff:
Wetin I wan talk on top the matter?
Advice the OP to stay away from Nigerian girls to save his sanity.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Nobody: 3:40pm On Aug 18, 2021
Okay ooo. But u still enter the public toilet na cheesy
Fear men ooo cheesy
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by fati2001(m): 3:41pm On Aug 18, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
pot calling kettle black.


none of my business.

Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Romanoff(f): 3:44pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
Advice the OP to stay away from Nigerian girls to save his sanity.
Rather than advise him to stay away from Nigerian girls, all suggest he takes his time to study ladies before jumping into a relationship with them.

I am not an advocate for premarital sex, people should stop fornicating. It makes you have clear eyes to see the red flags that you should see.

If a woman doesn't have a source of income but lives lavishly or lives like who dey work and it's not her parents financing her, na red flag.

How does this go for advice?
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 3:57pm On Aug 18, 2021
Romanoff:
Rather than advise him to stay away from Nigerian girls, all suggest he takes his time to study ladies before jumping into a relationship with them.

I am not an advocate for premarital sex, people should stop fornicating. It makes you have clear eyes to see the red flags that you should see.

If a woman doesn't have a source of income but lives lavishly or lives like who dey work and it's not her parents financing her, na red flag.

How does this go for advice?
You could just advice him to stay away from these daughters of Eve than the long epistle, you know?
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by ghettochild(m): 4:05pm On Aug 18, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.
That part is my problem with guys..why ask how many bfs she has had in the past?
You expect her to tell u??
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by iLegendd(m): 4:07pm On Aug 18, 2021
Okay
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ekele22(op): 4:14pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
Advice the OP to stay away from Nigerian girls to save his sanity.
am a full time heat and run driver oo,just that this girl caught my attention,she fine for face and better back side.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Faber(m): 4:17pm On Aug 18, 2021
Ok...op for you na how u take discover say ur babe na highway giver be your problem.

My own is how I go take Jaapa from this shithole before ma pikin go begin hustle for plane wey come evacuate foreign nationals.

Na so Afghans were complaining about their babe being Olosho on their own forum
Aghanland. Today all man eyes don clear they are hustling for plane to run away.

I dey reason how to run away before this house go collapse.

Who girlfriend epp.
My guy contacted STDs from his girl. He is on injections for 3 weeks now daily. Each cost ₦4300...his account don red grin grin when he was toasting girls up and down he think say he be player or Alpha male. Now they have played him.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Palazee(m):
The hoe is probably looking for who she will settle down with her Third mainland bridge püssy

Kai, sense no go kill me

Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Romanoff(f): 4:24pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
You could just advice him to stay away from these daughters of Eve than the long epistle, you know?
Your sisters no be Nigerians?
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 4:26pm On Aug 18, 2021
Romanoff:
Your sisters no be Nigerians?
I don't have one.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by earthsync(f): 4:29pm On Aug 18, 2021
Didn't you say you had other girlfriendshuh So why complain? undecided
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Romanoff(f): 4:33pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
I don't have one.
You don't have to deny them. And even if you don't have, I'm sure you have female cousins.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 4:34pm On Aug 18, 2021
Romanoff:
You don't have to deny them. And even if you don't have, I'm sure you have female cousins.
Deny what?

Yes, I have female cousins...Sohuh
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Romanoff(f): 4:35pm On Aug 18, 2021
Kriss216:
Deny what?

Yes, I have female cousins...Sohuh
Are they not Nigerian ladies?
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