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Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by OssyMalik: 4:55pm On Aug 19, 2021
I have noticed how jump into threads concerning women and you ridicule them with your hate filled comments. You keep doing it because your fellow chauvinists will keep liking your comments.
May I know if you were raised by a single father or you were picked from an orphanage?. If your mother is alive, I pray she spits on you because you are evil!!

Kriss216:
Deny what?

Yes, I have female cousins...Sohuh
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by alhajiwada(m): 4:56pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!


And what the hell are you Mr. Man? So because you carry blokos you no be olosho? When you dey fxxx anyhow? Comot for here
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by zolajpower: 4:56pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo
Guy you get girlfriends and you dey except a girl to be loyal to you ? Marry her and see if she will continue her gutter life . People like u will waste a girl life and will want to keep telling her to wait . See if you don't stop this things girls will keep cursing you and your life will be at comatose.
Wait imagine if she were to be your sister would you have brought her matter here for everyone to judge that your sister is a gutter or your your daughter. Son becareful of what you wish for .
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by AngelicBeing: 4:57pm On Aug 19, 2021
Shellsploit:
Community project abi "CIVIC CENTRE"
Hian shocked
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by alhajiwada(m): 4:57pm On Aug 19, 2021
And what the hell are you Mr. Man? So because you carry blokos you no be olosho? When you dey fxxx anyhow? Comot for here




Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by shaklisco(m): 4:57pm On Aug 19, 2021
Kriss216:
No go shake that head off abeg
you just let me know the meaning of SMH thank you.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Fatale: 4:59pm On Aug 19, 2021
Make una just kno say

If you dey share prick and pvssy anyhow

You be public toilet.


Can't we just have a saner world without much sexual promiscuity or sex?
Sex is vital, but the way it is given away at takeaway rate is alarming.

Abeg, make we try to zip up and close leg small.
Sex, sex, sex everyday, hian.

Women abeg get self respect and self worth
Men abeg focus your energies on productive things.



FATALE!
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by WoundedLamb: 4:59pm On Aug 19, 2021
You have many girlfriends and you expect each of them to have just you? Are you not greedy? Don't other men deserve girlfriends too? She told you it's okay cause you love each other? Lol...

Please, stop screaming "women". Good men find good women. You found your type.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by rosalieene(f): 4:59pm On Aug 19, 2021
You have so many girlfriends and you dare call her public toilet.
Smh for you.

You're just so unreasonable and immature
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by VeeVeeMyLuv(f): 5:00pm On Aug 19, 2021
Public toilet+public toilet= pit laterine

This is a no brainer
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by itubaba001: 5:00pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!! No
Are u not a public toilet too . How can u have many girlfriends
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by EndBuhariNow(m): 5:01pm On Aug 19, 2021
You be Ode..m every single girl out there is public toilet... this statement is coming from grandpatro of umu nwa
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Loyalty2z(m): 5:02pm On Aug 19, 2021
Trash Trash Yrash
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by frankpro27(m): 5:02pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo
She's not an olosho and she probably thinks Ur not serious Nd looking for alternative. She's not getting younger bro. Will agree with u if she came to the hotel or Ur house Nd bleep u. She coming to Ur house doesn't even make her an olosho. She came out of trust. Guys not all girls dat visit u on a first dat came for bleep
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by rosalieene(f): 5:02pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
I tried it but she say,she can't come to a hotel but she can come to any open bar,my brother is it not the same.

Is it not from open bar,hotel spirit dey enter.

I ask her through my fake account to come to my house but she refuse saying we just know each other now.

Hahahahah,that girl na olosho oo
She is Olosho, that makes you what?
I guess you're still a kid.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by buzorcharles(m): 5:03pm On Aug 19, 2021
"Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other." Pit latrine calling water closet toilet.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Ofunaofu: 5:03pm On Aug 19, 2021
Kriss216:
Try and book a date with her. Let it be in a hotel room. If she honours the invitation, then, you can be rest assured your girlfriend is our community project.
Community project****
Like Man-power borehole grin
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Aganju849: 5:03pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
Hope you banged before moving on
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Tamee(f):
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Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by VULCAN(m): 5:06pm On Aug 19, 2021
As usual and to no surprise, another woman who is unable to think logically.

He said he told the girl that he has many gf's while she like most Naija girls lied that she has been with only one man.

As if that's not enough she was ready to go and collect dick behind him after professing undying love.

That you cannot see that her behaviour is not equivalent to his is due to defective feminine programming.

earthsync:
Didn't you say you had other girlfriendshuh So why complain? undecided
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Staccato001: 5:06pm On Aug 19, 2021
wink2015:
You call a girl a public toilet ?

What about you?

ARE YOU A SEMINARIAN OR A PRIEST that had not DO THE DO ! with other girls

Which girl dey town that is as clean as the pope ?
Hmmmm undecided Even Pope bin no get history?? Everyone has got history in one way or the other.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by marsup: 5:08pm On Aug 19, 2021
Women= public toilet
Men= Community dick.

If you are a man, cheating on your woman, and when she does the same, you start ranting...... you are a monkey.

Fear human beings.
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 5:08pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
angry
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by toyinid78: 5:09pm On Aug 19, 2021
earthsync:
Didn't you say you had other girlfriendshuh So why complain? undecided
he called her public toilet and he wee into it , n there is assurance he will still wee Into numerous ladies n he wants a virgin as a wife
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Tamee(f):
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Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Pumpumking: 5:10pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!

ok so we shoudl fear womens coz yor girfriend have public hair...corrrect?...
bro i dont meannnto sound rude but are u ok sir? (no ofeinse)
angry
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Prince001(m): 5:10pm On Aug 19, 2021
Goldbw122:
cheesy Reading it is hard to find a girl who is not a public toilet it is very rare..And you too have many girlfriend wahala nor too much?
Its hard especially at this time in Naija cos of the situation in d country and gals like to show off more than what they can produce by themselves.
Povert is bad but that's not ultimate excuse to be messing around cos I'm sure in between they will meet someone that likes them and d person ready to cater for their needs but still they won't stay with him alone until they lost it all!
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Cindy222(f): 5:12pm On Aug 19, 2021
You attract what you are.....PERIOD...


You have plenty girlfriends abi,she sef wan do same....

You dey complain undecided grin cheesy
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by RevolverOcelot(m): 5:12pm On Aug 19, 2021
Why is this crap on front page? huh
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Freshkid201: 5:13pm On Aug 19, 2021
Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!
D Bible said resist when u see d devil, but flee when d other gender comes
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by earthsync(f): 5:14pm On Aug 19, 2021
toyinid78:
he called her public toilet and he wee into it , n there is assurance he will still wee Into numerous ladies n he wants a virgin as a wife
The idiot op doesn't know he's ruining his life
Re: How I Found Out I Have A Public Toilet As Girlfriend by Kriss216: 5:15pm On Aug 19, 2021
Tamee:
If your mother is alive, she needs to kill you, bury you and SPIT on your grave. You are a waste of everything she has ever put into your existence. And before you say your own mother is not a public toilet like you disrespect other women online, men like you have called her worse names cos unfortunately, men like you are everywhere & will continue to live a miserable live trying to police, slut-shame and control women. It is misery & poverty that will kill you and other men like you.
I forgive you
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