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Enigma1510:
My story na same thing as the Op, imagine being a spammer coz me no like to dey chat and i no like to dey show off or club...but i fit carry babes for myself and friends and I won’t touch am and still pay am more than normal because if i later switch on my light when i get home, and you aren’t my taste, i would just sleep off, if the lady don smoke and i dey smell am, i no go sleep that room, I don’t like alcohol but i sabi sey most runs girls drink alcohol because if the way guys Bleep them. Imagine olosho falling in love with you coz of the way you treat them and wouldn’t wanna Bleep your friends no matter what. I’d just be like ama increase your money, its you my pal want. I wouldn’t say because you are a prostitute, i must treat you like one but if you cross your boundary, when i shout, u go think sey i dey possessed. I think am attracted to smart women, worst part be sey other olosho i carry for my friends fit see me again another day and go wan follow me!!! And me no dey carry same girl again. Lmao, most times you go give your niggas the money to give the girls so it won’t look like you are the one spending the cash and you niggas go Bleep the girl tire and still give am change. Their gfs go wan date you, go dey complain sey dem broke and if you transfer just 20k, dem go start to dey chat you up and dey badmouth your padi and how stingy he is...blah blah blah,

Mama talk sey buy land, me prefer gold, and i know how to bribe alot to avoid stress anywhere. the only thing was i never did anything illegal till i finish university and that was why i was able to still hit 4.11/5.00 GP in one if the toughest department in engineering.

Na that time all this SEO dey hot and I remember leapviral...lol, i was using a script then and i no buy car though i had the cash but i no sabi tell people no if dem ask for money. And i used to believe 5k was too small to give someone then...coz my brain go convert am to USD!!! Lol...
When i con finish NYSC, it was easier to become a spammer because i used to create landing pages and all and doing affiliate marketing, i sabi how much go dey my account. If i dey broke e mean sey i get like 5M for acct, my brain go dey work on how to make more coz i dey lazy. Wetin be my own with CV!!! Had already said i would never ever work under anybody. Bought my first car and i no dey post anything, na friends cast me. Bought second one for transport business a month later, bought the third for my friend whose car we were using when i had none few weeks later. All in less than 3 months, told him to pay back anytime he makes the money, i no dey comot during the day, na night, i no like people seeing me. But the noise of generator 24/7 made people wonder how i dey make money without leaving home. And i dey buy 50litres of petrol!!!
Started business with my so-called friend and was the money man but nobody knew, I wouldn’t talk to any olosho unless na my taste, dem go dey ask que who dem wan follow, you go see me wearing bathroom slipass, but anyone i choose go follow me reluctantly until we reach house and dem see sey na me be the owner of everything including the house and i always see the look in their eyes sey, so the guy in bathroom slipass na the joker. I just love wearing anything comfortable. I won’t buy clothes but would give people money to do shopping.
Na when no update dey, spent the money in my main account and started touching my savings i knew something dey happen, car developed fault, instead make i manage, i said make dem remove the whole shit under the bonnet and put another one...spent around 800k to repair a car wey no worth 3M. I just love disguising, i no dey shout but money no dey enter, na xo i start dey borrow niggas money sey when money enter, we go sort am out, na one by one niggas comot. The one wey be face of the business and i made sure the biz acct na either to sign incase i travel, him dey spend money i dey use run salary for the two of us as i dey plan to comot, na the day he withdrew 120k i talked....this guy no tell me wetin he dey use money do. Lmao...the guy go buy land with my money. Later got to know...na the same guy i buy car for, even phone wey pass mine.

Na when you dey see too much debit alert you go sabi sey something dey sup!!! Me wey go dey use one useless phone go buy better one for friends and families because i am always happy anytime i surprise anybody. But when nothing dey again, fake friends dey follow another person comot, family members sef dey shout...go find work, even if na 50k, you are too lazy. But i no lazy when i dey give everyone monthly allowance...lol or give dem money to pay salary for their workers.

Bro, my account entered red!!! I never knew i was just being lucky and people dey pretend to be my friend coz of what they were collecting and they were keeping their own...a week turned into a month and a month turned into a year and didn’t make that big money, was only making money to survive...i still believe everything was a big lesson but i fit borrow to make others happy.
The day it dawned on me was the day i was calling everyone i needed 200k and was gonna return it thesame day and nobody gave me 1 naira i knew I made a fucking big mistake despite all the humility and everything. Didnt know how to spend. My own is make money enter and make e comot!!! Sey big money is coming. We all budget for money we never see, like saying once i see 20M, dear remind me to do this...

Me wey no fit do job wey less than $5k con dey do job of $1k, $200 just to sha work and continue trying. Nobody told me to close my laptop and start afresh...thats my plan...i know my big moment is still coming but i gotta wakeup and know sey i no dey yankee but Naija and make my brain no dey convert!!! You go just hear me talk sey ordinary 50,000naira wey be $100btc.
Lmao. I don’t get intimidated so when i see guys using a ride of 17M, because i would just convert the 17M to dollars and laugh it off...na dubai made me realize cars are not expensive at all!!! Na naira no get value...who wouldn’t wanna earn in dollars and change it to naira. I would still laugh and think lets see whats gonna happen in 5 years.
At least i got my certificate which i earned without doing any runs. I read like my life depended on it and i earned it but certificate i never sabi who i gave to help me keep sef. I just have the scanned copy of everything.

Now i don get CV but i no sabi how dem dey look for work. I no get any shirt, tie or those shoes you go wear go interview. Not even one!!! It’s depressing like mad coz u go dey reason sey u wey dey spend 50k daily without leaving house con dey look for 10k. Na music dey help atimes!!! And na mood go determine the genre if music to listen to.
So Op, we all gotta retrace our steps and start from the scratch because game money will always go back into the game if not well spent!!!
I always tell people I didn’t spend lavishly because thats what people would say but na lie, if you give someone 10k, they would think you must have up to 500k, not knowing you even gave them outta the money you borrowed.

I realized i started seeing money at a young age(19years) affected my thinking till now. When i was importing but wasn’t good at marketing so i partnered with a friend then too and the biz got bleeped up, got broke and later started making money again, still dropped all the cash for another business but they were big money to us then, 200l student wey get 500k for acct, and dey collect 6k for pocket money every month. So i no sabi spend, but i sabi borrow ppl money dem no go return. And i sabi drop money for biz but people must not know na me drop the money. I no like overhyping. Thesame way i was hiding my result and was always sitting at the back of the class and missed series of tests until my stupid department pasted our result even with our names on it. That was when people no teach me anything again.
It took me years to realize never to borrow ppl money again but just give them what you can or borrow them and forget the money because it would never come back!!!

Saying all these tonight made me feel good. Sold all my gold, sold lotta stuffs just to satisfy ppl, na when i called my mum i wanted to sell the only car left and my wife started crying i realized I need to act like a man and not wait for the money to come...man must have a constant source of income. My next move is in my mind. I just dey call everybody i dey look for work, dem no believe...

Sorry for all the typo errors, I don’t have time to be correcting anything.

bestmutiu2019:
you just make my day this early morning how can I contact you

HKchairman:
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Nobody dey reason you anything, you want make s3un delete this thread?
Make who na dey use hu na brajn dey think.

bestmutiu2019:
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Enigma1510:
My story na same thing as the Op, imagine being a spammer coz me no like to dey chat and i no like to dey show off or club...but i fit carry babes for myself and friends and I won’t touch am and still pay am more than normal because if i later switch on my light when i get home, and you aren’t my taste, i would just sleep off, if the lady don smoke and i dey smell am, i no go sleep that room, I don’t like alcohol but i sabi sey most runs girls drink alcohol because if the way guys Bleep them. Imagine olosho falling in love with you coz of the way you treat them and wouldn’t wanna Bleep your friends no matter what. I’d just be like ama increase your money, its you my pal want. I wouldn’t say because you are a prostitute, i must treat you like one but if you cross your boundary, when i shout, u go think sey i dey possessed. I think am attracted to smart women, worst part be sey other olosho i carry for my friends fit see me again another day and go wan follow me!!! And me no dey carry same girl again. Lmao, most times you go give your niggas the money to give the girls so it won’t look like you are the one spending the cash and you niggas go Bleep the girl tire and still give am change. Their gfs go wan date you, go dey complain sey dem broke and if you transfer just 20k, dem go start to dey chat you up and dey badmouth your padi and how stingy he is...blah blah blah,

Mama talk sey buy land, me prefer gold, and i know how to bribe alot to avoid stress anywhere. the only thing was i never did anything illegal till i finish university and that was why i was able to still hit 4.11/5.00 GP in one if the toughest department in engineering.

Na that time all this SEO dey hot and I remember leapviral...lol, i was using a script then and i no buy car though i had the cash but i no sabi tell people no if dem ask for money. And i used to believe 5k was too small to give someone then...coz my brain go convert am to USD!!! Lol...
When i con finish NYSC, it was easier to become a spammer because i used to create landing pages and all and doing affiliate marketing, i sabi how much go dey my account. If i dey broke e mean sey i get like 5M for acct, my brain go dey work on how to make more coz i dey lazy. Wetin be my own with CV!!! Had already said i would never ever work under anybody. Bought my first car and i no dey post anything, na friends cast me. Bought second one for transport business a month later, bought the third for my friend whose car we were using when i had none few weeks later. All in less than 3 months, told him to pay back anytime he makes the money, i no dey comot during the day, na night, i no like people seeing me. But the noise of generator 24/7 made people wonder how i dey make money without leaving home. And i dey buy 50litres of petrol!!!
Started business with my so-called friend and was the money man but nobody knew, I wouldn’t talk to any olosho unless na my taste, dem go dey ask que who dem wan follow, you go see me wearing bathroom slipass, but anyone i choose go follow me reluctantly until we reach house and dem see sey na me be the owner of everything including the house and i always see the look in their eyes sey, so the guy in bathroom slipass na the joker. I just love wearing anything comfortable. I won’t buy clothes but would give people money to do shopping.
Na when no update dey, spent the money in my main account and started touching my savings i knew something dey happen, car developed fault, instead make i manage, i said make dem remove the whole shit under the bonnet and put another one...spent around 800k to repair a car wey no worth 3M. I just love disguising, i no dey shout but money no dey enter, na xo i start dey borrow niggas money sey when money enter, we go sort am out, na one by one niggas comot. The one wey be face of the business and i made sure the biz acct na either to sign incase i travel, him dey spend money i dey use run salary for the two of us as i dey plan to comot, na the day he withdrew 120k i talked....this guy no tell me wetin he dey use money do. Lmao...the guy go buy land with my money. Later got to know...na the same guy i buy car for, even phone wey pass mine.

Na when you dey see too much debit alert you go sabi sey something dey sup!!! Me wey go dey use one useless phone go buy better one for friends and families because i am always happy anytime i surprise anybody. But when nothing dey again, fake friends dey follow another person comot, family members sef dey shout...go find work, even if na 50k, you are too lazy. But i no lazy when i dey give everyone monthly allowance...lol or give dem money to pay salary for their workers.

Bro, my account entered red!!! I never knew i was just being lucky and people dey pretend to be my friend coz of what they were collecting and they were keeping their own...a week turned into a month and a month turned into a year and didn’t make that big money, was only making money to survive...i still believe everything was a big lesson but i fit borrow to make others happy.
The day it dawned on me was the day i was calling everyone i needed 200k and was gonna return it thesame day and nobody gave me 1 naira i knew I made a fucking big mistake despite all the humility and everything. Didnt know how to spend. My own is make money enter and make e comot!!! Sey big money is coming. We all budget for money we never see, like saying once i see 20M, dear remind me to do this...

Me wey no fit do job wey less than $5k con dey do job of $1k, $200 just to sha work and continue trying. Nobody told me to close my laptop and start afresh...thats my plan...i know my big moment is still coming but i gotta wakeup and know sey i no dey yankee but Naija and make my brain no dey convert!!! You go just hear me talk sey ordinary 50,000naira wey be $100btc.
Lmao. I don’t get intimidated so when i see guys using a ride of 17M, because i would just convert the 17M to dollars and laugh it off...na dubai made me realize cars are not expensive at all!!! Na naira no get value...who wouldn’t wanna earn in dollars and change it to naira. I would still laugh and think lets see whats gonna happen in 5 years.
At least i got my certificate which i earned without doing any runs. I read like my life depended on it and i earned it but certificate i never sabi who i gave to help me keep sef. I just have the scanned copy of everything.

Now i don get CV but i no sabi how dem dey look for work. I no get any shirt, tie or those shoes you go wear go interview. Not even one!!! It’s depressing like mad coz u go dey reason sey u wey dey spend 50k daily without leaving house con dey look for 10k. Na music dey help atimes!!! And na mood go determine the genre if music to listen to.
So Op, we all gotta retrace our steps and start from the scratch because game money will always go back into the game if not well spent!!!
I always tell people I didn’t spend lavishly because thats what people would say but na lie, if you give someone 10k, they would think you must have up to 500k, not knowing you even gave them outta the money you borrowed.

I realized i started seeing money at a young age(19years) affected my thinking till now. When i was importing but wasn’t good at marketing so i partnered with a friend then too and the biz got bleeped up, got broke and later started making money again, still dropped all the cash for another business but they were big money to us then, 200l student wey get 500k for acct, and dey collect 6k for pocket money every month. So i no sabi spend, but i sabi borrow ppl money dem no go return. And i sabi drop money for biz but people must not know na me drop the money. I no like overhyping. Thesame way i was hiding my result and was always sitting at the back of the class and missed series of tests until my stupid department pasted our result even with our names on it. That was when people no teach me anything again.
It took me years to realize never to borrow ppl money again but just give them what you can or borrow them and forget the money because it would never come back!!!

Saying all these tonight made me feel good. Sold all my gold, sold lotta stuffs just to satisfy ppl, na when i called my mum i wanted to sell the only car left and my wife started crying i realized I need to act like a man and not wait for the money to come...man must have a constant source of income. My next move is in my mind. I just dey call everybody i dey look for work, dem no believe...

Sorry for all the typo errors, I don’t have time to be correcting anything.

To all youngsters out there, real grinders, yankee job, as u pick, no save bros.
I talk am again, nor save.

Instead invest on asset's. Do more goods, spend for families, while little for friends.
Because when it red, na only your family fit carry you for a limited time, but your friends fit no carry you at all.

Enigma1510:
My story na same thing as the Op, imagine being a spammer coz me no like to dey chat and i no like to dey show off or club...but i fit carry babes for myself and friends and I won’t touch am and still pay am more than normal because if i later switch on my light when i get home, and you aren’t my taste, i would just sleep off, if the lady don smoke and i dey smell am, i no go sleep that room, I don’t like alcohol but i sabi sey most runs girls drink alcohol because if the way guys Bleep them. Imagine olosho falling in love with you coz of the way you treat them and wouldn’t wanna Bleep your friends no matter what. I’d just be like ama increase your money, its you my pal want. I wouldn’t say because you are a prostitute, i must treat you like one but if you cross your boundary, when i shout, u go think sey i dey possessed. I think am attracted to smart women, worst part be sey other olosho i carry for my friends fit see me again another day and go wan follow me!!! And me no dey carry same girl again. Lmao, most times you go give your niggas the money to give the girls so it won’t look like you are the one spending the cash and you niggas go Bleep the girl tire and still give am change. Their gfs go wan date you, go dey complain sey dem broke and if you transfer just 20k, dem go start to dey chat you up and dey badmouth your padi and how stingy he is...blah blah blah,

Mama talk sey buy land, me prefer gold, and i know how to bribe alot to avoid stress anywhere. the only thing was i never did anything illegal till i finish university and that was why i was able to still hit 4.11/5.00 GP in one if the toughest department in engineering.

Na that time all this SEO dey hot and I remember leapviral...lol, i was using a script then and i no buy car though i had the cash but i no sabi tell people no if dem ask for money. And i used to believe 5k was too small to give someone then...coz my brain go convert am to USD!!! Lol...
When i con finish NYSC, it was easier to become a spammer because i used to create landing pages and all and doing affiliate marketing, i sabi how much go dey my account. If i dey broke e mean sey i get like 5M for acct, my brain go dey work on how to make more coz i dey lazy. Wetin be my own with CV!!! Had already said i would never ever work under anybody. Bought my first car and i no dey post anything, na friends cast me. Bought second one for transport business a month later, bought the third for my friend whose car we were using when i had none few weeks later. All in less than 3 months, told him to pay back anytime he makes the money, i no dey comot during the day, na night, i no like people seeing me. But the noise of generator 24/7 made people wonder how i dey make money without leaving home. And i dey buy 50litres of petrol!!!
Started business with my so-called friend and was the money man but nobody knew, I wouldn’t talk to any olosho unless na my taste, dem go dey ask que who dem wan follow, you go see me wearing bathroom slipass, but anyone i choose go follow me reluctantly until we reach house and dem see sey na me be the owner of everything including the house and i always see the look in their eyes sey, so the guy in bathroom slipass na the joker. I just love wearing anything comfortable. I won’t buy clothes but would give people money to do shopping.
Na when no update dey, spent the money in my main account and started touching my savings i knew something dey happen, car developed fault, instead make i manage, i said make dem remove the whole shit under the bonnet and put another one...spent around 800k to repair a car wey no worth 3M. I just love disguising, i no dey shout but money no dey enter, na xo i start dey borrow niggas money sey when money enter, we go sort am out, na one by one niggas comot. The one wey be face of the business and i made sure the biz acct na either to sign incase i travel, him dey spend money i dey use run salary for the two of us as i dey plan to comot, na the day he withdrew 120k i talked....this guy no tell me wetin he dey use money do. Lmao...the guy go buy land with my money. Later got to know...na the same guy i buy car for, even phone wey pass mine.

Na when you dey see too much debit alert you go sabi sey something dey sup!!! Me wey go dey use one useless phone go buy better one for friends and families because i am always happy anytime i surprise anybody. But when nothing dey again, fake friends dey follow another person comot, family members sef dey shout...go find work, even if na 50k, you are too lazy. But i no lazy when i dey give everyone monthly allowance...lol or give dem money to pay salary for their workers.

Bro, my account entered red!!! I never knew i was just being lucky and people dey pretend to be my friend coz of what they were collecting and they were keeping their own...a week turned into a month and a month turned into a year and didn’t make that big money, was only making money to survive...i still believe everything was a big lesson but i fit borrow to make others happy.
The day it dawned on me was the day i was calling everyone i needed 200k and was gonna return it thesame day and nobody gave me 1 naira i knew I made a fucking big mistake despite all the humility and everything. Didnt know how to spend. My own is make money enter and make e comot!!! Sey big money is coming. We all budget for money we never see, like saying once i see 20M, dear remind me to do this...

Me wey no fit do job wey less than $5k con dey do job of $1k, $200 just to sha work and continue trying. Nobody told me to close my laptop and start afresh...thats my plan...i know my big moment is still coming but i gotta wakeup and know sey i no dey yankee but Naija and make my brain no dey convert!!! You go just hear me talk sey ordinary 50,000naira wey be $100btc.
Lmao. I don’t get intimidated so when i see guys using a ride of 17M, because i would just convert the 17M to dollars and laugh it off...na dubai made me realize cars are not expensive at all!!! Na naira no get value...who wouldn’t wanna earn in dollars and change it to naira. I would still laugh and think lets see whats gonna happen in 5 years.
At least i got my certificate which i earned without doing any runs. I read like my life depended on it and i earned it but certificate i never sabi who i gave to help me keep sef. I just have the scanned copy of everything.

Now i don get CV but i no sabi how dem dey look for work. I no get any shirt, tie or those shoes you go wear go interview. Not even one!!! It’s depressing like mad coz u go dey reason sey u wey dey spend 50k daily without leaving house con dey look for 10k. Na music dey help atimes!!! And na mood go determine the genre if music to listen to.
So Op, we all gotta retrace our steps and start from the scratch because game money will always go back into the game if not well spent!!!
I always tell people I didn’t spend lavishly because thats what people would say but na lie, if you give someone 10k, they would think you must have up to 500k, not knowing you even gave them outta the money you borrowed.

I realized i started seeing money at a young age(19years) affected my thinking till now. When i was importing but wasn’t good at marketing so i partnered with a friend then too and the biz got bleeped up, got broke and later started making money again, still dropped all the cash for another business but they were big money to us then, 200l student wey get 500k for acct, and dey collect 6k for pocket money every month. So i no sabi spend, but i sabi borrow ppl money dem no go return. And i sabi drop money for biz but people must not know na me drop the money. I no like overhyping. Thesame way i was hiding my result and was always sitting at the back of the class and missed series of tests until my stupid department pasted our result even with our names on it. That was when people no teach me anything again.
It took me years to realize never to borrow ppl money again but just give them what you can or borrow them and forget the money because it would never come back!!!

Saying all these tonight made me feel good. Sold all my gold, sold lotta stuffs just to satisfy ppl, na when i called my mum i wanted to sell the only car left and my wife started crying i realized I need to act like a man and not wait for the money to come...man must have a constant source of income. My next move is in my mind. I just dey call everybody i dey look for work, dem no believe...

Sorry for all the typo errors, I don’t have time to be correcting anything.

Enigma1510:
Sorry for all the typo errors, I don’t have time to be correcting anything.

The email on your signature, do you still have access to it

Charmingrascal:
I remember going to Fuzion club at Wuse sometimes ago, I was jejely sipping a bottle Hennessy VSOP that I was forced to buy at the rate of 25k my budget wasn't more than 15-20K but when I got there I had to buy it since my friend's babe that we went with was already enjoying the grove at the club and convince his boyfriend that we stay there.
I was still lamenting to my friend when this boys (obviously Yahoo boys) the oldest among the 4 of them should not be older than 20 years each with his girlfriend ordered 2 bottles of Dom Perignon champagne, each bottle wasn't less than 120k in the Club.
Only for this boys to start bathing one of them with it, within seconds almost 240K was gone, Omo liver cut. While i was still jejely romancing my 25K wine these boys ordered two more bottles.
Omo fear women, while all these were happening my guy's babe body no rest again her eyes was fixated on those boys table and her attention was no longer with my friend and she didn't care how he felt but I knew he was boiling inside. My friend whispered to me that we should leave the club and go else where I refused ( we die here).
To my greatest surprise these boys didn't taste any of the drinks, they wasted all and they left the Club I guess for another Club to continue their show of illicit fund, because nobody will work for money and squander it in such manner.
My friend did not talk to his girl again till we left the club.


Yahoo boys no dey get sense until they go broke
Above all Yahoo no be hustle na thief you be

shalomm:
Bros, i am forced to respond to you. but me no be G boy, i be legal hustler. make i share my small story too.
Just like you, i Was a good student in the university, i sabi read die, dem carry political science give me but na for ICT my mind dey, therefore i was combining the two. graduated with a 2.1 in political science but already mastered website design, database management and graphics design, i sabi track anybody wey i won track provided say dem give me heads up... But with my qualification and skills i no get Job for Abuja, I dey apply for jobs, but nothing dey show up, e come be like say dem dey follow me for village but i be firm believer so i dey pray well. unemployment made develop an algorithm and a trading pattern that was beating the bet9ja virtual algorithm, I was earning 300k monthly from it with my start-up capital of 100k ($200) wey one of my white friend dash me. i had friends, relatives and all asking for money and i didn't know how to say NO, i dey give for all round including church, i dey carry people problem for my head because it is in my nature to always do good. fast forward to when my dad died and i had to spend alot for burial. came back to abuja not having capital to start up cause i was expecting someone that promised me to deliver but i was disappointed. gradually gradually money for feeding no dey again, gradually i sale my phone at a cheaper rate so that i can be feeding atleast, gradually my generator was sold so that i can pay off a debt i forgot, gradually there was no single friend or relative around anymore. gradually na only my girlfriend still stick with me, everybody don Japa.

I am currently hunting for a Job like never before, to see how i can save up and redirect my life. it is in this hand times that i learnt some vital and important lessons about life that i didn't know. "In the end, only you will remain" if you are lucky, you can still have a wife or girlfriend who will still stick. Life is never balance, humans are dangerious.

Bifakacproducts:
if you can write a great business plan/idea of your trading algorithm and the other one that beats bet9ja virtual.

Contact me, I'd like to invest in your ideas, and of cos I'm a business man so your ideas has to be very profitable.

shalomm:
Okay sir, Thank you. If you are in Abuja, I can come for a demonstration. How do I contact you sir?

Bifakacproducts:
For a guy with a lot of knowledge in ICT, the bolded already have me doubting bro.
There's actually about a dozen ways to contact me on the wed.
My nairaland profile, my signature, my thread, my business google page or even a Google search of 'bifak ac products' and boom, our contacts are everywhere on the web brother.

Benki003:
Front page material


Also space for sale

Magnoliaa:
Oya, coman sell for me. I go buy this time, as per the OP is here advising us to invest, make I start to dey practice my own from here.

TMTR:
The email on your signature, do you still have access to it

Benki003:
Yaf come again after You will start pricing peanut �

Magnoliaa:
Ahhh, no, this time I won't price. I am now a rebranded businesswoman. I'll buy at any price you call.

Modified: Wowww. Zaddy yo! Is that you in your dp? Oh my God. You're so 'hanz and sezy'. Amin lorrrrveee. Ayiii. My head; my heart.

MikeMicheal:
Share your address if e sure for you.

Charmingrascal:
I remember going to Fuzion club at Wuse sometimes ago, I was jejely sipping a bottle Hennessy VSOP that I was forced to buy at the rate of 25k my budget wasn't more than 15-20K but when I got there I had to buy it since my friend's babe that we went with was already enjoying the grove at the club and convince his boyfriend that we stay there.
I was still lamenting to my friend when this boys (obviously Yahoo boys) the oldest among the 4 of them should not be older than 20 years each with his girlfriend ordered 2 bottles of Dom Perignon champagne, each bottle wasn't less than 120k in the Club.
Only for this boys to start bathing one of them with it, within seconds almost 240K was gone, Omo liver cut. While i was still jejely romancing my 25K wine these boys ordered two more bottles.
Omo fear women, while all these were happening my guy's babe body no rest again her eyes was fixated on those boys table and her attention was no longer with my friend and she didn't care how he felt but I knew he was boiling inside. My friend whispered to me that we should leave the club and go else where I refused ( we die here).
To my greatest surprise these boys didn't taste any of the drinks, they wasted all and they left the Club I guess for another Club to continue their show of illicit fund, because nobody will work for money and squander it in such manner.
My friend did not talk to his girl again till we left the club.


Yahoo boys no dey get sense until they go broke
Above all Yahoo no be hustle na thief you be

shalomm:
Okay sir, Thank you. If you are in Abuja, I can come for a demonstration. How do I contact you sir?

Enigma1510:
My story na same thing as the Op, imagine being a spammer coz me no like to dey chat and i no like to dey show off or club...but i fit carry babes for myself and friends and I won’t touch am and still pay am more than normal because if i later switch on my light when i get home, and you aren’t my taste, i would just sleep off, if the lady don smoke and i dey smell am, i no go sleep that room, I don’t like alcohol but i sabi sey most runs girls drink alcohol because if the way guys Bleep them. Imagine olosho falling in love with you coz of the way you treat them and wouldn’t wanna Bleep your friends no matter what. I’d just be like ama increase your money, its you my pal want. I wouldn’t say because you are a prostitute, i must treat you like one but if you cross your boundary, when i shout, u go think sey i dey possessed. I think am attracted to smart women, worst part be sey other olosho i carry for my friends fit see me again another day and go wan follow me!!! And me no dey carry same girl again. Lmao, most times you go give your niggas the money to give the girls so it won’t look like you are the one spending the cash and you niggas go Bleep the girl tire and still give am change. Their gfs go wan date you, go dey complain sey dem broke and if you transfer just 20k, dem go start to dey chat you up and dey badmouth your padi and how stingy he is...blah blah blah,

Mama talk sey buy land, me prefer gold, and i know how to bribe alot to avoid stress anywhere. the only thing was i never did anything illegal till i finish university and that was why i was able to still hit 4.11/5.00 GP in one if the toughest department in engineering.

Na that time all this SEO dey hot and I remember leapviral...lol, i was using a script then and i no buy car though i had the cash but i no sabi tell people no if dem ask for money. And i used to believe 5k was too small to give someone then...coz my brain go convert am to USD!!! Lol...
When i con finish NYSC, it was easier to become a spammer because i used to create landing pages and all and doing affiliate marketing, i sabi how much go dey my account. If i dey broke e mean sey i get like 5M for acct, my brain go dey work on how to make more coz i dey lazy. Wetin be my own with CV!!! Had already said i would never ever work under anybody. Bought my first car and i no dey post anything, na friends cast me. Bought second one for transport business a month later, bought the third for my friend whose car we were using when i had none few weeks later. All in less than 3 months, told him to pay back anytime he makes the money, i no dey comot during the day, na night, i no like people seeing me. But the noise of generator 24/7 made people wonder how i dey make money without leaving home. And i dey buy 50litres of petrol!!!
Started business with my so-called friend and was the money man but nobody knew, I wouldn’t talk to any olosho unless na my taste, dem go dey ask que who dem wan follow, you go see me wearing bathroom slipass, but anyone i choose go follow me reluctantly until we reach house and dem see sey na me be the owner of everything including the house and i always see the look in their eyes sey, so the guy in bathroom slipass na the joker. I just love wearing anything comfortable. I won’t buy clothes but would give people money to do shopping.
Na when no update dey, spent the money in my main account and started touching my savings i knew something dey happen, car developed fault, instead make i manage, i said make dem remove the whole shit under the bonnet and put another one...spent around 800k to repair a car wey no worth 3M. I just love disguising, i no dey shout but money no dey enter, na xo i start dey borrow niggas money sey when money enter, we go sort am out, na one by one niggas comot. The one wey be face of the business and i made sure the biz acct na either to sign incase i travel, him dey spend money i dey use run salary for the two of us as i dey plan to comot, na the day he withdrew 120k i talked....this guy no tell me wetin he dey use money do. Lmao...the guy go buy land with my money. Later got to know...na the same guy i buy car for, even phone wey pass mine.

Na when you dey see too much debit alert you go sabi sey something dey sup!!! Me wey go dey use one useless phone go buy better one for friends and families because i am always happy anytime i surprise anybody. But when nothing dey again, fake friends dey follow another person comot, family members sef dey shout...go find work, even if na 50k, you are too lazy. But i no lazy when i dey give everyone monthly allowance...lol or give dem money to pay salary for their workers.

Bro, my account entered red!!! I never knew i was just being lucky and people dey pretend to be my friend coz of what they were collecting and they were keeping their own...a week turned into a month and a month turned into a year and didn’t make that big money, was only making money to survive...i still believe everything was a big lesson but i fit borrow to make others happy.
The day it dawned on me was the day i was calling everyone i needed 200k and was gonna return it thesame day and nobody gave me 1 naira i knew I made a fucking big mistake despite all the humility and everything. Didnt know how to spend. My own is make money enter and make e comot!!! Sey big money is coming. We all budget for money we never see, like saying once i see 20M, dear remind me to do this...

Me wey no fit do job wey less than $5k con dey do job of $1k, $200 just to sha work and continue trying. Nobody told me to close my laptop and start afresh...thats my plan...i know my big moment is still coming but i gotta wakeup and know sey i no dey yankee but Naija and make my brain no dey convert!!! You go just hear me talk sey ordinary 50,000naira wey be $100btc.
Lmao. I don’t get intimidated so when i see guys using a ride of 17M, because i would just convert the 17M to dollars and laugh it off...na dubai made me realize cars are not expensive at all!!! Na naira no get value...who wouldn’t wanna earn in dollars and change it to naira. I would still laugh and think lets see whats gonna happen in 5 years.
At least i got my certificate which i earned without doing any runs. I read like my life depended on it and i earned it but certificate i never sabi who i gave to help me keep sef. I just have the scanned copy of everything.

Now i don get CV but i no sabi how dem dey look for work. I no get any shirt, tie or those shoes you go wear go interview. Not even one!!! It’s depressing like mad coz u go dey reason sey u wey dey spend 50k daily without leaving house con dey look for 10k. Na music dey help atimes!!! And na mood go determine the genre if music to listen to.
So Op, we all gotta retrace our steps and start from the scratch because game money will always go back into the game if not well spent!!!
I always tell people I didn’t spend lavishly because thats what people would say but na lie, if you give someone 10k, they would think you must have up to 500k, not knowing you even gave them outta the money you borrowed.

I realized i started seeing money at a young age(19years) affected my thinking till now. When i was importing but wasn’t good at marketing so i partnered with a friend then too and the biz got bleeped up, got broke and later started making money again, still dropped all the cash for another business but they were big money to us then, 200l student wey get 500k for acct, and dey collect 6k for pocket money every month. So i no sabi spend, but i sabi borrow ppl money dem no go return. And i sabi drop money for biz but people must not know na me drop the money. I no like overhyping. Thesame way i was hiding my result and was always sitting at the back of the class and missed series of tests until my stupid department pasted our result even with our names on it. That was when people no teach me anything again.
It took me years to realize never to borrow ppl money again but just give them what you can or borrow them and forget the money because it would never come back!!!

Saying all these tonight made me feel good. Sold all my gold, sold lotta stuffs just to satisfy ppl, na when i called my mum i wanted to sell the only car left and my wife started crying i realized I need to act like a man and not wait for the money to come...man must have a constant source of income. My next move is in my mind. I just dey call everybody i dey look for work, dem no believe...

Sorry for all the typo errors, I don’t have time to be correcting anything.

Agbebakun22:
How much is your startup and I also love to invest in a profitable idea like yours.. Let's roll lemme see how u do it. I'm base in Lagos