A day it was when I was in Dubai a day security job at burgKhalifa

Vulcanheph:
Exactly one month.... I found out that my employer was tricky and probably wasn't gonna pay so I siphoned as much money I could without him knowing and when I completed one month the guy started coming up with excuses of how his money was missing but yet couldn't tell me how the money was missing since my records were intact and complete.

I just quit the job.

You did whaaaaaaat! Don’t you ever ever ever ever ever ever ever complain about the bad state of Nigeria!

2 months

Three months. Naive me resigned to obey the clarion call.

A week, the woman was just crazy seeing anyone sitting down

jericco1:


I wonder why some employers are like that.
Mostly all these private limited companies.

At least you took care of yourself.. good riddance

Ishilove.
Mynd44
lalatisclala.

You are both a big shame to this country!!!

I dont have a job, worked for my Aunty for years with nothing to show for it, broke depressed and suicidal. God help me

Xilsbridalhouse:

You are both a big shame to this country!!!

Really? Please throw more light

2 months, I hate nonsense treat in a place of work

Every job is a form of slavery, as long as you work for someone. (It's Master-Slave relationship).

1 month. It was a tug of war before they let me go. Got a better offer of course.

Mine was 3days as a front desk after graduation from uni. was still tidying up my project then. i had call to let him know i will be late as i had to see my project supervisor bfore coming. He got angry that he wouldnt like that. i had to jakpaa

jericco1:
Hey guys so how long have you spent at a job before calling it a quit or probably disengaged?

So this year I have been quite funny with jobs and whatnot

So the first job I did this year, I didn't spend up to 2 months before leaving, the job was too stressful for me and I couldn't cope.

The second I spent a month and half then I left because the pay wasn't encouraging

The third one though sounded interesting, and I was like oh finally a management position. So after almost three months of processing my application and several documents submitted.. I was finally called to resume but I left after the first two days.
The job wasn't for me, it looked good on the outside but something else on the inside, to me it was slavery.

So I have decided to leave anything that has to do with job alone.. I'm doing well for myself

So guys let's have your views.

So so so so so so

So, 3 months for me was the shortest duration I've been in a job

That is how you inflict curses on yourself free of charge

Vulcanheph:
Exactly one month.... I found out that my employer was tricky and probably wasn't gonna pay so I siphoned as much money I could without him knowing and when I completed one month the guy started coming up with excuses of how his money was missing but yet couldn't tell me how the money was missing since my records were intact and complete.

I just quit the job.

Vulcanheph:
Exactly one month.... I found out that my employer was tricky and probably wasn't gonna pay so I siphoned as much money I could without him knowing and when I completed one month the guy started coming up with excuses of how his money was missing but yet couldn't tell me how the money was missing since my records were intact and complete.

I just quit the job.

That is stealing. God hates it

tuna85:
One day, it was one of those phone sellers in Ikeja, they said they would pay a salary of 40k, I asked them to increase it to 60k, they said no, the job was also Mondays to Sundays, 8am to 8pm. After the first day, I japaaa and searched for a better one, 50 percent of employers in Nigeria are just something else.

Why not say from Monday to Monday

Kanixt:

Why not say from Monday to Monday

Or just say he works everyday

DropsMic:
Two days... Saw the boss shouting on an employee like he was a slave.

Guy...I hate am
I hate seeing a mere flesh shout on other people like he is god...
Even Almighty God no dey do like that..

Vulcanheph:
Exactly one month.... I found out that my employer was tricky and probably wasn't gonna pay so I siphoned as much money I could without him knowing and when I completed one month the guy started coming up with excuses of how his money was missing but yet couldn't tell me how the money was missing since my records were intact and complete.

I just quit the job.

thou shall not steal

My current job pays $5k in a month. So I have no reason not to put my all and it is a remote job too.

Two weeks.

Stop going there when the boss threw newspaper at me.

Was fired the next day

Biglittlelois:
3 weeks, a marketing job at a Bank, I hate to be taken advantage of, that is pure evil and wickedness.

That's insane, I have heard things like that, thought the banking industry is a noble profession.

8 hours.

Employed in Ave Maria, quit after 3 months
Employed again in Basilica, quit again after 3 months.
Reasons: late payment and salary reduction

malikombi:
After compulsory two weeks training, myself and few others had pass the test and was told to resume officially on Monday. I was very excited that I finally secure the 35k job and on that very Monday, I was at my best. I settled into my office and open my wi-fi to connect my phone, an email came in and the content of the message made me leave the job immediately without writing any resignation letter. Funny enough, I received salary for that month even without working for just 1 minute.

Wetin dey the email?

BlackyOne:
Honestly, I would like to resign from my current job but the odds are not yet in my favor, I have worked for over a year but the salary is just to pay rent and transport with little to even feed, Monday to Saturday (9-5), not minding the hours spent on traffic jam each day.... It is well sha...


No single savings to show from my work, upon my strictness in spending!!!

So sorry about that.. I do hope you get the right job, meanwhile try applying at jobs site.. they are legit though.

1 day. I resigned the same day I resumed. I don't like nonsense.

7 months d minimum and 1year 5mo and still counting d maximum.

bjdon:
3 hours. I had fibbed on my CV and got an IT job, I knew very little about. I started in the morning and after being introduced to the team, I was giving some tasks to review. It all looked like greek to me so at lunch time I just got up and never went back!

this cracked me up guy

Mine was exactly one month,70k under a woman,and roughly 20k on transport

jericco1:


Yeah.. seems so, the idea of getting paid at month end is not good for me

It isn't actually good for anyone with a serious upward financial destination... Salary jobs are even worse jokes in this hyper-inflated economy.

The least you can do for low earning employees is not further eat up their limited daily time and lives. How the fvck do you compel a graduate to give up 12 hours and 7 days a week of his life for a pay that isn't enough for middle class existence??!... That is worse than slavery!

I even hear of private schools that take up more than 10 hours of a young person's life daily, with work load meant for 3 people, yet pay them below the minimum wage... That is beyond inhuman!