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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by sulorog(m): 1:29pm On Oct 06, 2021
More!!!!!!!!!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by sulorog(m): 1:05pm On Oct 08, 2021
Op, wetin dey happen Na, no update again. The thing don dey take long ooooo!!!!!!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bakesntakes(m): 2:54pm On Oct 08, 2021
sulorog:
Op, wetin dey happen Na, no update again. The thing don dey take long ooooo!!!!!!

The mata taya me sef o
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:58pm On Oct 08, 2021
Wait oo is it that the more i post the more comments and views increase? As people no dey drop comment e no ginger me wella

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by sulorog(m): 3:52pm On Oct 08, 2021
Must u wait for comment before u post, people dey follow the story Na. Abeg post update when long ooooo!!!!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by sulorog(m): 3:53pm On Oct 08, 2021
I dey wait ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by ashatoda: 4:19pm On Oct 08, 2021
E be like set you no know how many times I don open literature section dey wait for updates abeg many dey here dey wait o no dey wait for comments
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 5:35pm On Oct 08, 2021
DODOatiRICE

For this thing wey you post today, if i no see update 2moa. I go fry DODO for hot oil to eat RICE....!!

TRY ME FESS.


Make i go put the plantian for black nylon make e quick ripe.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 5:39pm On Oct 08, 2021
ashatoda:
E be like set you no know how many times I don open literature section dey wait for updates abeg many dey here dey wait o no dey wait for comments
I don save the bookmark sef, so na one click to the thread.

My warning dy up, when he don dy feel the heat of the oil and gas. Make he no beg me
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:31pm On Oct 08, 2021
Oya oya emabinu
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Psady(m): 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2021
Oya now! Drop am now wey e dey hot.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:00pm On Oct 08, 2021
I set up a meeting with Shade requesting to see her, so a place was agreed on. I didn’t want to hang with this girl in a place that has bedroom access because i know how she can be. People, the devil na woman and woman na devil. (Truth be told Shade sabi collect diggi). I knew if we hanged out at my house or hers, she’d probably pressure me for to stick my diggi up her throat like she always joked on the phone shed say she everytime I penetrated she felt my didhhi hotting her throat. Its an exaggeration but then me sef know say this my boy long wella. But then, after so many back and forth thoughts about how to explain things to her without having her freaked out, i decided to pull a fast one on both baba and Shade. 7am on the day we agreed to hangout so we could talk, i called baba and said i was coming to see him, he was going to say something after he said he was available when i tapped on the end call button quickly. I already knew he wanted to remind me i had just 2 days left to bring Shade in. But then previous i had told Shade of how we haven’t been able to see because i had updates i had things i was working on and i was logged at Shagamu and if she so badly wanted to see me, she could come over to my lodge. Babe wey like prick but okay. I drove from my home and rode down to Shagamu (Baba’s Place), i timed it in a way that, i left a little bit earlier before shade did because all through that morning, i kept monitoring her movements through phone calls because i wanted to be sure she was headed that way and then i also wanted to get their before her.

I got to Baba’s place before her, after skipping through traffic here and there, i was parked in front of Baba’s compound and didn’t go in yet. As i got there, i had called Shade who said she was almost there but i knew how carefully she drove her Corola Sports ride, she’d take her time to negotiate a turn, if Shade drive on the steeets, she didn’t even need speed bumps to slow down, she always drove at her own pace. (I bought her that ride, because i didn’t like that she took ubers and shii). After what seemed to be an eternity and plenty of calls giving her directions on how to locate where i parked, i saw her ride in the far distance. I alighted from my car and waved then she drove towards my direction after sighting me. She parked and and got out of the car and there was this surprised look on her face because of the surroundings but then i quickly hugged her and told her i wanted to see my uncle quickly and that we’d be done in no time so from there we’d move to the hotel. That worked, then we were gonna fo inside i told her she had to take her shoes off and keep it in the car as my uncle was an Alfa. That worked too then she did, she was infact that she’d at least get to meet someone from my family. We got in the compound, then headed straight for baba’s office. We got in and there baba sat, but then Shade almost entered my soul because of the things she saw inside the said office. so at this point I didn’t gibe a Bleep. I only had 2 days and i had to do this. Then i asked baba to explain everything to Shade again so that way she’d understand what had happened to me and to her then the consequences. That wasn’t too much a thing to ask baba. Baba Shot me a look, moya look away. Then the ensuing silence between Baba, myself and Shade.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 7:01pm On Oct 08, 2021
We have heard your voice of apology.

Water the thread with drinks (updates) to appease baba and the elders of this noble thread.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:04pm On Oct 08, 2021
Onnit

PraisesPblaze:
We have heard your voice of apology.

Water the thread with drinks (updates) to appease baba and the elders of this noble thread.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:13pm On Oct 08, 2021
Hahahahahahahahhah

PraisesPblaze:
DODOatiRICE

For this thing wey you post today, if i no see update 2moa. I go fry DODO for hot oil to eat RICE....!!

TRY ME FESS.


Make i go put the plantian for black nylon make e quick ripe.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 7:17pm On Oct 08, 2021
dodoatirice:
Wait oo is it that the more i post the more comments and views increase? As people no dey drop comment e no ginger me wella
Oya continue
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Konphido(m): 7:32pm On Oct 08, 2021
dodoatirice:
. Baba Shot me a look, moya look away. Then the ensuing silence between Baba, myself and Shade.
Lol.. played a fast one on everybody..
Shade better come thru for her own good.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:16pm On Oct 08, 2021
In what was actually minutes of silence, i mean awkward silence, it seemed like we had sat together in Baba’s office for days hehe. Now we were quiet after I asked baba to update Shade about that and this. The only thing that moved in that room which wasn’t an object was Shade, she was looking for answers and in the midst of that silence, the one time our eyes met,m for a brief seconds, she’d asked so many questions with that look that i thought at best, only baba could explain. Baba on his part didn’t see it coming, he didn’t look anywhere else than in my direction he just let his gaze stay on me for all that time he didn’t say nothing. But he finally spoke up and went through the details again word for word, just as he’d explained to me. Shadey was shocked, disappointed and made to leave just before she got to the door, Baba called after her saying if she didn’t carry the said sacrifice, I’d ho mad the day after tomorrow and that her own problems would start right after she finds a man and ready to settle down she’d never be able to conceive! But then Shadey left the room, i made to follow her and baba asked me not to. I was not happy, this didn’t sit with Shade and obviously, i don cast. One her mum was a religious very Church type, and her mum asides, she’d talk about this to her friends and damn her mum too. Baba didn’t even talk about pulling a fast one he only talked about getting Shade to come and bear the sacrifice or else it was doom for both of us and then i complained about if shade would go about and tell everyone now that she didn’t consent to the idea of bearing the sacrifice. Baba told me to go and that he’ll do something as to that respect so she’d forget about what she heard every time she tried to tell someone but then she’d remember it in her thoughts alone. I asked baba to talk to the spirits so i could atleast buy some time and he said he’d see what he can do.

I got to the gate that secired baba’s compound asides the high fence, i opened it and outside there, was Shadey’s car. She just sat there and as soon as i came outside the gate, she alighted and asked that we go back in, sue needed to have a word with baba again. Ewagbami, abi whick kain pikin be this, like play like play, we went back in and Baba welcomed this bitch like she was a spirit, just like the way he welcomed the Aje spirit. The next thing i heard from Shade’s mouth was that she was ready and she’d do it only on one condition, and the condition is right after, I’d have to marry her. Baba agreed to her condition, like they left me out of the conversation totally and i saw two people deciding my fate. I had no choice because of the consequences. Baba asked Shadey when she’d be available and she said right away. Me and Shadey then hanged at Baba’s place for 3 days. at long last we completed the whole thing. But then Fear woman!!
We left Baba’s place and Shadey became very commanding.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:17pm On Oct 08, 2021
I’m saving for a laptop guys, this phone typing thing ehn e dey stressful its why most updates are short. Please be patient, you’d start reading long posts asap

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 10:30pm On Oct 08, 2021
Thanks for these...!
Stay blessed bro.

I pray the laptop comes...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:55am On Oct 09, 2021
We completed the whole thing, then Baba dropped another Bomb Shell, he pleaded with me not to make her upset, because she and i are now destiny tied, as well as he mentioned the favt that Shade would now be able to conceive but for only me (he didn’t tell her that part though) but the Shade was at an advantage here. But as baba lectured us on more do’s and donts, i just wanted to go home to my laptop and see if things were back to how it first was before the taboo. Baba bade us farewell telling is not to fight oo. Me and Shadey were friends with benefits, she had a guy she dated though even though she always told me it was complicated. But now, by the gods, baba had marched made both of us and even if Shadey didn’t take Baba serious, i did, because that Baba na confirm and everything he says, even the tiniest detail carried consequences if you disregarded it. There was a time i cashed out through a picker (azzaman) about 20m, then the picker guy snitched on the deal. I didn’t even call baba, i got my Cult foot soldiers and wanted to go smoke the guy out. Halfway to the azzaman’s hideout baba called me, i picked his ring and je asked me not to go and if i had already did, i should abort that mission and go home and sleep. I was going to tell him to stay out of this as this was money and nothing to do with them gods.

But then as soon as he dropped his call, I didn’t have the liver anymore but then i was hurt because buisness was buisness, Snitch na Snitch. As much as i wanted to treat that Bleep up real bad, Baba was his saving grace. I got back home and later that night one of his homies called me and said Efcc raided the hotel he logged and arrested everyone including him, I didn’t want to believe and then guy asked me to check efcc’s page on ig that there’s a picture to support his fact. I checked and then lo and behold azzaman was standing behind his benz and other exhibits that was seized in the course of the operation. But then the time stamp caught my eyes so apparently, if we’d gone to that lodge, we’d have been bursted together and here’s why, the azzaman was an OG too and was even a cult guy too. He had his own foot soldiers too and last last everything na settlement e go be but then, i would have stood next to him in the pictures and my Acura Zdx would have been marked as exhibits. I got home that night, Shade went to her house like we’ve planned i went straight for my laptop, did one or two but make i no lie, you have to be involved to believe. tThat night, inheritance money, i cashed out. it wasn’t a very big bag as usual but baba said gradually things would fall into place and yes i could see the signs. But then this was the beginning of more money but then more problems please follow me on this journey and you’d see the things that happened after.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:14am On Oct 09, 2021
ride on. Still following
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 7:58am On Oct 09, 2021
Wow, continue bro.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Psady(m): 8:49am On Oct 09, 2021
Very interesting write up and very on course, really enjoyed it, kudos to you. Expecting more aS usual.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by OG124: 9:12am On Oct 09, 2021
Tbh, this fiction story has an iota of true in it, i once went to one ifa priest in the south west zone, he said the first thing to do is to cleanse me (bathing the bad aura in my life) and after he is going to prepare me for seven days in his chamber without leaving and seeing the outside world, i reasoned it for some days and never gone back, one of my guy said if i had done the stuff some of the benefit filing i did would have dropped with no hassle, because some of the card still hanging no delivery in sight, Even though i never cashed out big, i wish to do the bathing but not to move forward with the next phase which is the main work, i still believe things will work out good. Things dey sha cos some people we don't know are working demon or food we don't know how it's been prepared that we ate during the teen days, that will hinder the success of a person, i believe God pass all preparation or ritual or curse. We will cash out bigger one day.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 11:02am On Oct 09, 2021
But then that week, i bombed and bombed, and at the same time i updated my old clients too. The Glk benz i crashed had been fixed though but it didn’t really drive it because since i crashed it i started seeing it as mediocre. But then i gave it to Shade. So i moved around mostly in my acura zdx. I wanted a new ride, one day i was on instagram and i saw a Chevrolet Camaro and ever since, my soul wanted it. So i then put somewhere in my head. Then i jammed one Aussie maga (Australia client) David), apparently he’s married with grown up kids but then, he’d be telling me of how he’s happy with his kids because they were responsible for their lives and had left school with good grades but then, he’s wife even though still married to him stooped having sex all of a sudden and that at his age, he still felt very active and wanted to have more sex. He said he thinks the more older he gets the more active he became. Then because i have Baba somewhere and hin no dey play at all. I told David that i saw single and i had been for 2 years, he queried why it was so citing the fact that i was beautiful enough and he was sure I’d have a long list of admirers, prospective boyfriends and actual boyfriends. I told him i was in a relationship that crashed really bad and it hit me so bad it took me two complete years to fix myself. He then asked what i did to heal and fix myself and I’d be telling him of how i soaked myself into 2 full-time jobs, and let it consume me i told him I didn’t do it for the money but i went to work and cleared my desk, i worked overtime on purpose. But i have realized it was time to try new things. So we texted into the night and it was time.

Twelve o’clock Naija time, at midnight, i told David to hang on i wanted to grab a sandwich. He said okay he wouldn’t go anywhere as he had the house to himself and his wife was probably fucking away inside his (jumping to conclusions thoughts). I went upstair just like Ceeza always did when i was learning the business, i went into my closet, opened the drawer where i kept a country of local sponge. I took 7 sponge and i opened another compartment and there was the huge mountain of soaps but these mixture came in a package every month but then how it gets to my gate at the end of each month is always a mystery. Na them know. Inside the bathroom i took an hour because i had to completely bath with 7 different sponge and soap. But then David wont go anywhere at all its more than what meets the eyes. I completed the whole thing and returned to my laptop. No time wasting i asked Joe directly how much was in his bank account, at first he asked why and I insisted i needed to know, he said okay he needed to check with his bank and he’d get back to me in a minute.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 11:03am On Oct 09, 2021
Odo ogun Abeokuta

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 11:10am On Oct 09, 2021
OG124:
Tbh, this fiction story has an iota of true in it, i once went to one ifa priest in the south west zone, he said the first thing to do is to cleanse me (bathing the bad aura in my life) and after he is going to prepare me for seven days in his chamber without leaving and seeing the outside world, i reasoned it for some days and never gone back, one of my guy said if i had done the stuff some of the benefit filing i did would have dropped with no hassle, because some of the card still hanging no delivery in sight, Even though i never cashed out big, i wish to do the bathing but not to move forward with the next phase which is the main work, i still believe things will work out good. Things dey sha cos some people we don't know are working demon or food we don't know how it's been prepared that we ate during the teen days, that will hinder the success of a person, i believe God pass all preparation or ritual or curse. We will cash out bigger one day.

Betterstyle, matters dey play bros.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by sulorog(m): 11:28am On Oct 09, 2021
Nice one, pls keep updating we dey follow am well ooooo! More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 1:28pm On Oct 09, 2021
Wow
We dy here, Dodo

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:43pm On Oct 09, 2021
He then got back to me saying the actual figures damn those were some crazy number Jezus! Omo forget, people get money. David was an entrepreneur, he had a trucking company that consisted of more than 40 trucks. Over the years, he’d provided employment and at the time when we matched he had over a hundred employees. So when he called out the figures, i was wowed but then his Trucking business justified it. These were facts that over the course of our cat that night and after i had done the bath ritual. I asked him about his other investments like if he had other businesses that fetched him income (i was trying to know all the in and out on his finances so I’d know how best to attack). David went ahead and told me that he sold his other businesses (small scale) to his eldest son because the other ones required a bookie person to be in charge and his passion were in trucks or the trucking buisness) and then he made mention of being one of the early investors of btc how he entrusted into the coins trippled when bitcoin blew and he still left it idling in the wallet. Me wey get Baba for Shagamu. Oya make we see na. Instantly i asked him to send me the key to the btc wallet. Just a minute he said. I loged in to the wallet after he provided it and again i was wowed. Sharp sharp i at first withdrew three hundred thousand dollars worth of bitcoin from his wallet to my wallet, David saw an email about the transaction and he sent me a screenshot of it asking if it was me or not. I told him i initiated the transaction. He didn’t reply for a while, and when he did, he told i could keep the wallet so if i needed anything i could withdraw from it he then said by the way, the coins has been lying unused in his wallet but then he asked me to promise him one thing which was always staying in-touch with him day by day. He also asked me to write him if i needed money asides bitcoin. That night, i made more withdrawals and whenni checked in total, i had moved one million dollars worth of btc.


Just like that? Like really? Four hundred and fifty something million naira. The next morning, i called Shade and asked how she was doing, then i headed for my car dealer on the island. Cars like that are very rampant at car dealers shop on the island. I didn’t go in my Acura ZDX, i booked a ride instead because i wanted to drive it from the lot to my home myself. I got to my dealers, he didn’t have a Camaaro but then he gave me two options, i could wait for him to order the ride from Yankee or he could call another dealer who had it. I took the later option. My dealer got on the phone with another dealer and the cheapest Camaro regarding year and specifications was nine million naira, heck my Glk cost just about that amount. Then i asked him for a Camaro that was worth more than my Old Benz and they showed me pictures of a recent year Camaro and said it cost twenty eight million naira, that was still cheap but i wanted it. In what seemed like an hour, from the other dealer the sleek sweet snow white Camaro breezed into my dealers lot. I made payments and was about to leave the lot and i thought to myself wait a minute, in my dealers lot was this big ass dodge ram truck. I asked him about it and he said eighteen million naira, i told him to start the paperwork, I’ll send him the money when i got home. And then i breezed out if the parking lot just the way the ride breezed in earlier but then car was faaaaaaaarrrsssssst damn!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 4:44pm On Oct 09, 2021
Money sweet abeg.
I nor wan know who i get money pass, i wan juss afford all my wants when ever, where ever, (however, but no be with baba way oh) without stress.

When you big, you big abeg

More bonus updates bro...

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