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This one is loud, uncouth and talks like a running tap that wouldn't stop supplying water from its source. He made sure he cussed everyone out the day he came. Before he entered one of the screens to see a movie, I politely asked for his pass. The man told me that I have no right to question him about a pass or do I not know who he is?

I was embarrassed at that moment because eyes were beginning to set on me.

Eskiss me sir, who the fork are you?
Baba, fun mi ticket, ki oh ko oshi e ko geddi fork off jor.

He went outside of the screen and was screaming to the managers how I was hindering him to go see a movie which was at least 30 minutes gone. He started yelling for a refund and the manager told him that was impossible. He was told that it's either he agreed to our terms or we reschedule him for another movie time. Baba wasn't having any of it.

In retaliation, he threw the big pack of popcorn on the floor and made a whole mess on the ground we stood on. His wife is trying. What a big baby.

He had to go queue all over again to get the ticket that he should have purchased at first. This time, I asked him again, he gave it to me and didn't wait for his copy. He just hissed and went inside. I laughed out loud so he could hear. Mischievous me.

I meet them all the time due to the kind of job I do. The only thing is that I don't make Dem feel like they are a celeb or whatever. I simply relate with them like the normal human being they are.



Bbnaija's LAYCON came today and I no even try to take a picture with him or make him feel I'm a fan..

It's all about seeing them like they're just another human being like yourself.

i met akon at calabar carnival 2012, it's a long story though

B11la2b:



Why are u so short and ug!y ..?

*spit.

Kindly show us your pictures please

Drella:


You can meet me If you so wish.
I'm a popular celebrity.

For your room.

Timoleon:
Once you carry yourself with dignity, no one can embarrass you.

Cow or madman fit still chase you.

Drella:


You can meet me If you so wish.
I'm a popular celebrity.

Oh really
How do I meet you then

The truth is they're normal human beings like us.in my hood we no dey send them,some re our neighbors,some if we want make them special we hail from afar.

People like Vincent opurum comes to fetch water in my compound,that guy is humble to a fault,them full asaba scatter.

The only 3 places you would see them is in my hood,junuic hostels and okpanam road(Edo Villa precisely)

I avoid the female ones like plaque,their theatrics no be here o.

lastchild:
i met akon at calabar carnival 2012, it's a long story though

Please share the story

TheOnlyUyai:


I told a friend this exact thing but he still stubbornly went ahead to pay her money in a bid to get sure games that don't exist.

There's nothing like SURE GAMES!

Did he tell you the end result?

TheOnlyUyai:


I told a friend this exact thing but he still stubbornly went ahead to pay her money in a bid to get sure games that don't exist.

There's nothing like SURE GAMES!

I have the screenshot of everything.

SmartGadgetz:


Did he tell you the result?

He was scammed by her just like you were.

And na once package. After that game and e no come, nothing else.

Did you present the screenshots to her or she blocked you?

maureensylvia:


Oh really
How do I meet you then

First of all, you have to leave Kano

Lilsameey:
For your room.

ahnie:
It was jnr pope for me that guy is humble,he took a pic with my daughter(zino)in 2016 when they came to shoot a scene in my street.

Lemmi see if I still have the pics.

I have met quite a couple of them,some as close pals.

Which kain resolution this pic con get laidis?
BTW,ah no know junior pope.
Na only pope Francis I sabi.

badboyTee:
which of the chimps in the pic are you ??

Una too get bad mouth for this Nairaland, I just weak.

ahnie:
The truth is they're normal human beings like us.in my hood we no dey send them,some re our neighbors,some if we want make them special we hail from afar.

People like Vincent opurum comes to fetch water in my compound ,that guy is humble to a fault,them full asaba scatter.

The only 3 places you would see them is in my hood,junuic hostels and okpanam road(Edo Villa precisely)

I avoid the female ones like plaque,their theatrics no be here o.

You sure say that one too follow dey answer celebrity.

HenryDion:


As a waiter, it's customary to serve your customers with a smile, celebrity or not.

I did brother...
His ego was too big for him to handle..

Thank God I have been favoured. Let him come now and I will jail him

TheOnlyUyai:


He was scammed by her just like you were.

And na once package. After that game and e no come, nothing else.

Did you present the screenshots to her or she blocked you?

She just blocked me.

aikyg:
It was during my undergraduate days in Enugu. I entered a bus and saw one of the Nollywood actresses in the same bus. I didn't recognise her immediately, after a while I was able to figure out that she was one of the popular Nollywood actresses. I was already close to my bus stop, so I tore a sheet of paper from my notebook and wrote, "You are one of my favourite Nigerian movie actress." When i got to my bus stop I gave her the note and she hissed and threw it away.

Lmfaoooooooo

Drella:


You sure say that one too follow dey answer celebrity.

Yes Vincent's humbleness is on another level.each time the sumor in their compound gets knock off,I'm his best plug to getting water.

ChiefSweetus:

Lmfaoooooooo

Yuzedo.....is a lie .
Oga potatoes go potate.

Well, maybe some may BE wary of letting down their guard. Wicked people full this country now. No be me celeb go take catch cruise , me self don meet the GOVERNOR OF PRESIDENT BUHARI'S STATE and heaven no fall . That year me taking a selfie with Governor AMINU BELLO MASARI.

ahnie:
The truth is they're normal human beings like us.in my hood we no dey send them,some re our neighbors,some if we want make them special we hail from afar.

People like Vincent opurum comes to fetch water in my compound,that guy is humble to a fault,them full asaba scatter.

The only 3 places you would see them is in my hood,junuic hostels and okpanam road(Edo Villa precisely)

I avoid the female ones like plaque,their theatrics no be here o.

I know this guy... Shebi tap no dey run for their house ni or dem no get gen set to pump am, which one?

I find that embarrassing sha, going to fetch water in the neighborhood. Suffered that last year when our pumping machine had issues for a lil while, horrible experience.

All lies, her games.

Victorfresh008:
I SAW THIS ON her wall again. I think it was posted 4days ago. Question is How? How does she does it?

olibeans:


I did brother...
His ego was too big for him to handle..

Thank God I have been favoured. Let him come now and I will jail him

And what point would you be trying to prove by this? It won't make you any different from him...

You've been favoured so you can lock people up, abi? Same ego issues you accuse him of.

Realhommie:
I know this guy... Shebi tap no dey run for their house ni or dem no get gen set to pump am, which one?

I find that embarrassing sha, going to fetch water in the neighborhood. Suffered that last year when our pumping machine had issues for a lil while, horrible experience.

Their compound sumor had issues for a very long time.you know those kind posh compound wey Dem no dey korporate.(according to kiss Daniel)

jhubril:
Well, maybe some may BE wary of letting down their guard. Wicked people full this country now. No be me celeb go take catch cruise , me self don meet the GOVERNOR OF PRESIDENT BUHARI'S STATE and heaven no fall . That year me taking a selfie with Governor AMINU BELLO MASARI.

Masari be looking tacky and completely clueless

ahnie:

Their compound sumor had issues for a very long time.you know those kind posh compound wey Dem no dey korporate.(according to kiss Daniel)

Eiya....

My neighbors are currently going through similar ish. Just 2 of them in the compound yet they can't cooperate to fix the machine or whatever is wrong with it. And they're yahoo guys oh, running gen morning till night yet they can't fix the fault.

Na my compound dem dey fetch water steady now.

My is very hillarious because I was crushing on him for a very long time but when we get to meet finally we started chatting, getting to know each other and the next thing I got was a picture of his cute manhood that is,his dick hahaha don't come asking me who ooo because a big celebrity

badboyTee:
I suspect say nah the baldheaded guy wet dey form Nigga frosh

iffa beat this nairaland pikin ehn