aikyg:

I picked up the piece of paper and walked away knowing that people in the bus were gonna seriously judge her for being insensitive.

Wow, nice.

Sadisbala:
mine is some hoe funny i met mr p of p squire at ikeja airport and we about to board a same planebut we are in the terminal first,some people were trying tosnap a picture withhim and he was coming toward my direction then iin like trid to introduce my self so that he will give me much attention,and as a hausa guy from jos he most understand that i knew him since they were performing at 011 night club and university of jos 20 years ago,and the good thing i like abt john michel that also a born and broght up in jos micheal never deny the fact that he speak hausa fluetly any were you met michel and call him chukube,michel will give you speacial attention expecially if you speak hausa,infact he will responds to you in hausa because he grew up with alot of hausa guys in jos before joining plateau unite, micheal respect his boss one babawo lecturer uptil date,so i tried to use desame method with mr p i said to to him in hausa mr p i'm from jos,and i knew you right from st morumba secondry schl that is where they attended and also stated thier carrer,so he was full of suprised he turn and look at me and he wanted to reply to me in hausa but looking at the crowd there i undestand he doent want people to understand that he speaks hausa so that they will not call him malo,which i knew he speak back then fluently,he said to me how are you bro,i said i'm fine i still reply to him in hausa that im from jos, let take a picture together,so he concentreted on me but my infinix note4 Bleep up,its hag that where he said bro i'm sorry ur phone is not working,i collected my phone from him with some little embarassment,and i left while other people that he doesnt give them attention were laughting at me.

Infinix disappointed you

I have said it before and I will still repeat it.


I don't turn to look whenever I see a celebrity or whatever they call themselves.....They ain't the ones paying my bills. There's no way I can be embarrassed by them, instead it would be the other way round cos I wont give them the attention they would expect.

Lol.. It actually happened in reverse recently.

He (the celebrity) lodged at my friend's hotel who then brought him to my store to get a charger for his device. He did not come down from the SUV he was in couple with some of his guys. So my friend came to call me that someone needed a charger.
My friend probably thought i would exclaim on seeing him but to everyone's surprise, i just greeted normally with a smile.
To make matters worse, my friend was then trying to tell me that it's this person o.. Lol! I said yes i know. damn! The shock on everyone's face mehn..
I felt sorry for the celebrity that day. Lol

Ps.. Sorry i don't want to mention his name for some reason.

ahnie:

But they're celebrities in the hausa industry nau....if you really want to see them go to lamido crescent by badariyya super market.
Kin ji ko.

Ahnie ooo

ahnie:

Maureen no let me flog you.ba za ki kwanta ba

maureensylvia:


Ahnie ooo

yes nau.

TheOnlyUyai:
Basket mouth and Bovi. Very despicable humans.

What did they do to my Uyai?

I will deal with them. Don't worry.

Timoleon:
Once you carry yourself with dignity, no one can embarrass you.

Confirm!

Impregnable101:
Was in 2005, we were on set firming the movie "ROYAL ENGAGEMENT". I & some of my fellow cast were sitting under a tree when uncle shege(segun arinze) walk up to us & was like "hey guys, were can i get a 'BIG TREAT' around here? As a typical warri street boys, we nor even know wetin be big treat we were just looking at him with our mouths shut! & Uncle shege was like "una nor know wetin be big treat? I was like, "no sir" . The next thing the frog-eyed man said was "see all this Dundee's".

Honestly if not that i was actually a little bit afraid of him because of how wicked he is in his movies, I for insult am run!

Lol! This is funny

I am not a celebrity person.

The only person who will appear and make me stand stuck to the spot like a zombie is Professor Wole Soyinka.

I was very small when I met him. My dad took me to a book reading in Ibadan, and I met the famous writer. When it was our turn to get our book autographed by the professor, my dad told him I was a big fan. He looked at me doubtfully (because I was little, and couldn't possibly enjoy reading deep books such as the ones Soyinka writes). Then, he asked me which of his books I liked the most. I gave him about 10 titles, and major characters, and the professor was shocked. He lifted me onto his laps, and asked my name in his deep voice.

What a man!!! A literary giant.

I want to see him again, now that I am grown up.

I remembered also the day I saw Professor P.N. Okeke, the man known for his physics textbooks both in secondary and tertiary institutions. And someone shouted that that is P.N. Okeke, I just stood there like a mumu, staring at the legendary man.

sharpwriter:


Hmmmn..... Just as you wan begin dey follow people wey no get sense abi?

Mah man lol

maureensylvia:


Haba no nau
It's my base, business wise too
Distance is not barrier

Lol no mind me.
But I fear the north as a Southerner that I am.... insecurity wise.

Una dey try for that place.

BluntTheApostle:
I am not a celebrity person.

The only person who will appear and make me stand stuck to the spot like a zombie is Professor Wole Soyinka.

I was very small when I met him. My dad took me to a book reading in Ibadan, and I met the famous writer. When it was our turn to get our book autographed by the professor, my dad told him I was a big fan. He looked at me doubtfully (because I was little, and couldn't possibly enjoy reading deep books such as the ones Soyinka writes). Then, he asked me which of his books I liked the most. I gave him about 10 titles, and major characters, and the professor was shocked. He lifted me onto his laps, and asked my name in his deep voice.

What a man!!! A literary giant.

I want to see him again, now that I am grown up.

I remembered also the day I saw Professor P.N. Okeke, the man known for his physics textbooks both in secondary and tertiary institutions. And someone shouted that that is P.N. Okeke, I just stood there like a mumu, staring at the legendary man.

Wole Soyinka don proud now o.
Ordinary handshake,he go pass you like say you no exist.

SmartGadgetz:


I have the screenshot of everything.

Can you post it/them?

I'm going into her inbox to lambast her now. We're friends on Facebook so we both know she's a scammer and she dares not block me.

Victorfresh008:
I SAW THIS ON her wall again. I think it was posted 4days ago. Question is How? How does she does it?

You are just a scammer. Why defraud people?

Impregnable101:
Was in 2005, we were on set firming the movie "ROYAL ENGAGEMENT". I & some of my fellow cast were sitting under a tree when uncle shege(segun arinze) walk up to us & was like "hey guys, were can i get a 'BIG TREAT' around here? As a typical warri street boys, we nor even know wetin be big treat we were just looking at him with our mouths shut! & Uncle shege was like "una nor know wetin be big treat? I was like, "no sir" . The next thing the frog-eyed man said was "see all this Dundee's".

Honestly if not that i was actually a little bit afraid of him because of how wicked he is in his movies, I for insult am run!

o boy, no be my guy from warri be this so. You stay around James street that year?

Drunkard1:
Saw Sylvester madu had to google to know his name. Saw him at ladipo market he was looking roungh and unkept i thought why this guy dress like this maybe he wants to be on lowkey. I just look am show am middle finger expecting him to retaliate or pull out a gun. Nigga was just walking like a sidekick. Naija movies na scam. Baba no rough real life. I for beat am if to say he talk anyhow.

You no well at all.

B11la2b:



Why are u so short and ug!y ..?

*spit.

You are toxic and sick.
It must really suck to be you

M.I is the coolest celebrity i have ever come across. He treats you like you are the celebrity and he’s the fan. I love MI Abaga!

TheOnlyUyai:


BASKETMOUTH
-----------------------

I used to work in an organisation where we host celebrities from all walks of fame every blessed day. Basketmouth and his cohorts came on this eventful day for a premiere of a movie.

I and another colleague were assigned to their space to attend to them and address whatever complaints they had. My colleague was anticipating joyfully and had told me how "in her words", I go snap picture tire with these celebs today. I wondered why she was that excited. I mean, they had never appealed to me anyway. So, I couldn't imagine what her hullabaloo was all about.

Deep into the event, this colleague couldn't control herself and went all berserk pleading with Basketmouth for a picture. I had to take 10 steps backwards because I had already anticipated a truckload of embarrassment from him since his countenance changed immediately that colleague went towards him.

" Hi Basketmouth, you are one of my favourite celebrities. Please, I beg of you, can I just have a picture with you as this moment means a lot to me.

Basketmouth in his usual condescending arrogance outrightly told her to get out of his presence and face her job. I was ashamed on her behalf. I could imagine myself in her shoes at that moment. I was sure she died a thousand times.

Well, the excuse is that celebrities are humans too, and could have their bad and good days, but no, Basketmouth is an arrogant person twice every day. I made sure I paid him back for the embarrassment he caused her and the come back was mad. He felt it.

The time arrived for food and drinks to be shared amongst them. I made sure I took less than a pack of food/drink to be given so he wouldn't get any. I intentionally delayed him for 3 hours until the show was approaching nil. He beckoned to me and asked me what his crime was as he was hungry and needed to eat badly.

Well, I condescendingly replied as well and told him that I wasn't the one assigned to his table and that when the lady who was assigned to his table arrives, he'll get food to eat. He went silent till the show ended. Nobody cares.

CC: Sharpwriter.

The bolded is sweet. I just love that. I hope your colleague took you out in appreciation and also learnt her lesson. I have met them celebrities many times, I just go my way without giving them a second look. I met several of them sometime back at uniport. I just ignored tgem. Someone was introducing me to one of them, I just smiled, noded and went my way. Celebrity worship is for high school girls, who celebrity epp?

I saw Johnny drill one on one at back stage at ikoyi but a niqqa didn’t know him. I was just like I don’t give a monkey. But the guy that played the base guitar was super cool�

BluntTheApostle:


What did they do to my Uyai?

I will deal with them. Don't worry.

Yeye.

How you dey?

Drunkard1:
Saw Sylvester madu had to google to know his name. Saw him at ladipo market he was looking roungh and unkept i thought why this guy dress like this maybe he wants to be on lowkey. I just look am show am middle finger expecting him to retaliate or pull out a gun. Nigga was just walking like a sidekick. Naija movies na scam. Baba no rough real life. I for beat am if to say he talk anyhow.

you see person give am middle finger , person wey no do you anything and you're proud like you did something good

TheOnlyUyai:


Can you post it/them?

I'm going into her inbox to lambast her now. We're friends on Facebook so we both know she's a scammer and she dares not block me..

Can I chat with you privately?

Come to think of it, everyone is a celebrity in your own milliew, though met Bovi at Osubi Airstrip and the guy man was like you have to pay before he can snap with I and my colleague.... Met RMD too he was kinda insulting

Come to think of it everyone is a celebrity in his/her milliew, once had an encounter with Bovi who was of the view like we have to before he can snap with I and my colleague, while RMD was kinda insulting with respect to his response.

Realhommie:
And what point would you be trying to prove by this? It won't make you any different from him...

You've been favoured so you can lock people up, abi? Same ego issues you accuse him of.

I understand your sentiments. Brother, I was trying to find my feet then as a teenager and frankly speaking, that still remains the most traumatic moment in my life till today.

Yes, its in the past now but I will never forgive him for his insensitivity to a teenager simply because he's a superstar.

TheOnlyUyai:


Can you post it/them?

I'm going into her inbox to lambast her now. We're friends on Facebook so we both know she's a scammer and she dares not block me..

Before you do that, lets talk first. I have other plan to beat her at her game.

Differentiate:
Someone has already said something meaningful up there . when you see them just waka pass .. Their not angels and their not feeding you..
Imagine trying to greet teni and she didn't answer you when she already told you apparently that her head is full...

They are lal hungry

olibeans:


I understand your sentiments. Brother, I was trying to find my feet then as a teenager and frankly speaking, that still remains the most traumatic moment in my life till today.

Yes, its in the past now but I will never forgive him for his insensitivity to a teenager simply because he's a superstar.

Yea, I get you... And I'm impressed with your response bro, i expected the usual hurling of insults accompanied with some arrogance. Shows you're mature and that's a big deal. It is why you don't need to hold it against him anymore because it's in the past and like you said you've been blessed so look past it.

Because the truth is, whether you forgive him or not it won't change anything or affect him in anyway. He doesn't know if you exist or not, he doesn't know if you're angry with him or not. Don't let that haunt you no more except you've been suffering low self-esteem owing to that singular incident. But you can do better bro.

Give it up, life is short. #Peace.

A 406 sedan stopped in the middle of the high way and a man wearing dark shades asked me if I knew the way to Police Headquarters in minna. Suddenly I recognized the torch welding crooner Zaaki Adze.
..then I directed him without much ado. Then he asked me if I recognized him I said No sir but are you a policeman? He just huffed and screeched his tyres and drove off!
He probably thought I would drool over him! Who cares!!
This was 2004.
.