₦airaland Forum

DMCY:
You’re getting it wrong, I wasn’t trying to champion a religion I was just trying to say my mind about things as they really are


Yeyenatu.

You talked about colonization, but you're a follow follow sheep. Who is more colonized than a Nigerian Christian?

1Sharon:
You talked about colonization, but you're a follow follow sheep. Who is more colonized than a Nigerian Christian?

Toor, I’m not arguing again

Follow follow aguntan

Ire o

Another 3rd party account. Photos? Videos?
Maybe someone can do a demonstration? You know, i'm in support of homegrown solutions. There is a whole lot of insecurity out there right now, if we can even get something repeatable to protect nigerian citizens, it would be fantastic.

InoGetJoy:
I used to think like you until the day kidnappers shot a man 4 times right in front of me and the bullets didn't enter.
The story was on nairaland front page a few weeks ago. The kidnappers were in a Lexus Rx350 behind me while the man's g-wagon was in front of me. The kidnappers were blowing their car horn for me to move out of their way,but I stubbornly refused to move. They started flashing their headlamps at me, and that was when I moved to the side and they passed me, overtook the g-wagon and shot at the man. The overtaking, stopping and shooting happened in the twinkle of an eye and so I didn't even get the chance to drive off fast and so I witnessed everything. They shot the man 4 times but bullets didn't penetrate, then they threw him into their car and drove off. It was on nairaland that I later learned he was rescued by then police

While we are at it, what kind of guns? Too many Nigerian guns are just improperly built and chambered that the failure / miss rate just doesn't do these kind of discussions any good.

InoGetJoy:
I used to think like you until the day kidnappers shot a man 4 times right in front of me and the bullets didn't enter.
The story was on nairaland front page a few weeks ago. The kidnappers were in a Lexus Rx350 behind me while the man's g-wagon was in front of me. The kidnappers were blowing their car horn for me to move out of their way,but I stubbornly refused to move. They started flashing their headlamps at me, and that was when I moved to the side and they passed me, overtook the g-wagon and shot at the man. The overtaking, stopping and shooting happened in the twinkle of an eye and so I didn't even get the chance to drive off fast and so I witnessed everything. They shot the man 4 times but bullets didn't penetrate, then they threw him into their car and drove off. It was on nairaland that I later learned he was rescued by then police

1Sharon:
You mean as fast as Africans that gave up their indigenous religion for a middle Eastern one?

Egg...zactly. how do you know? Did you also give up yours to worship their brains?

litaninja:
Another 3rd party account. Photos? Videos?
Maybe someone can do a demonstration? You know, i'm in support of homegrown solutions. There is a whole lot of insecurity out there right now, if we can even get something repeatable to protect nigerian citizens, it would be fantastic.

Juju is not used for the positive.

Foolish. What's the fortifications against building collapse that's so prevalent in Nigeria?

1Sharon:
And do you just believe anything you read and hear? Don't you have discernment?


Just cos you believe in it, doesn't mean it exists

Same thing applies to you,just cos you don't believe in it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
So your discernment told you, the online nurse is a liar?

ukaface:
Same thing applies to you,just cos you don't believe in it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
So your discernment told you, the online nurse is a liar?

Do you believe in the flying spaghetti monster ?

litaninja:
While we are at it, what kind of guns? Too many Nigerian guns are just improperly built and chambered that the failure / miss rate just doesn't do these kind of discussions any good.

AK47s

1Sharon:
Do you believe in the flying spaghetti monster ?

I dey talk about life something.
Ask me if I believe in ghosts, not stories like teletubbies and Santa Claus

ukaface:
I dey talk about life something.
Ask me if I believe in ghosts, not stories like teletubbies and Santa Claus

Excuse me, I said do you believ in the flying spaghetti monster?

1Sharon:
Excuse me, I said do you believ in the flying spaghetti monster?

wtf is flying spaghetti monster?

ukaface:
wtf is flying spaghetti monster?

The only true God.

1Sharon:
The only true God.

Abeg gettat

ukaface:
Abeg gettat

Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean he doesn't exist

1Sharon:
Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean he doesn't exist

smh....
We dey talk right, you dey talk left.

Nah odechi dey work so

my close person who needed surgery experienced this. Needles keep breaking and couldn’t penetrate him. He had to tell the nurse where to inject before it could penetrate.

Babastrong:
All these are child play in my village. It is small small guys that do them.

Where is Ur village?

Solatium:
Have you tried to build the same ship and make it stay afloat using the same deceptive scientific explanation of density and uptrust?
Na there you go know say African's have been mumu from cradle

Archimedes principle

The jazz only works when the harm is intentional, but will be useless when it is accidental. A knife may still pierce him if he makes any mistake cutting onion e.t.c

That is how jazz works

Afriqan:
You lack home training. Is that how you converse with ur uncles at home, with that ur fat lips.

My uncle is a 50year drunk old still demanding food like it’s his right from my grandmom and sleeping on the ground in her parlor. You don’t want to know how I refer to him. The title Uncle is not equal to respect.

Back to you. My lips are actually quite small in reality. even smaller than your brain.

Wahala.

1Sharon:
Juju is not used for the positive.

thesicilian:
I'm a doctor bro

WHAT!!!!!!!!!
DAMN!!!!!!! A nigggga!!!!!

Fortune2016:
The patient is even endangering his life
More by fortifying himself

What if he has appendix, hyena

That's how he will just die away

No be only Hyena, na lion or leopard.

perryy:
There is a different between laceration and penetration pls. Akpano is different from olabho(Edo language)

Still means the jazz is not efficient enough.

ogbiwa:
A nurse took to social media to narrate her encounter with a patient whose skin could not be penetrated with a needle.

She explained that several attempts to inject the patient were futile so she reported to her superior.

It was later discovered that the man had 'fortified his body' so that no metal, be it bullets or knives, can penetrate his skin.

The nurse said she never believed such things could happen until she experienced it.

Other nurses then responded, sharing similar experiences.

Baby Nursev @harophiat: 'Guyyssss!!! So I tried giving a man intramuscular injection God!!!! It didn't enter. I reported to my superior because I felt really dumb (no be today I dey give injection na) Turns out he had used numerous fortifications against metals!!!'

Mad sick... The Ayeta and
Okigbe gang.

DMCY:
You’re still been dumb with your replies bro

Abeg, forget.

I want to know why you don't believe my story of a bulletproof man, but you believe a quack nurse's story of a metal proof man

Is my own not spiritual enough or you don't believe in spirituality?

alphaNomega:
I want to know why you don't believe my story of a bulletproof man, but you believe a quack nurse's story of a metal proof man

Believe whatever you want to believe in life and be at peace with it

Ire oo

DMCY:
Believe whatever you want to believe in life and be at peace with it

Ire oo

why is it so hard for you to believe in spirituality?

Bobmarie:
My uncle is a 50year drunk old still demanding food like it’s his right from my grandmom and sleeping on the ground in her parlor. You don’t want to know how I refer to him. The title Uncle is not equal to respect.

Back to you. My lips are actually quite small in reality. even smaller than your brain.

@Bobmarie
C'mon, calm down will
you...

Can you keep secrets at
all? Stop revealing sensitive
details about your extended
fam... Are you kidding here
or what?