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Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Gadafii: 2:05am On Dec 28, 2021
Op Dem say you be olodo, say wetpussy and Mouth Gig na type of cocktail. cheesy angry

Learn to ask relevant questions op, that will make you learn faster, as u see wetpussy and Mouth Action why u no ask the waiter what that really is, and who told you the waiters are the ones to render "wetpussy and Mouth Gig" if truly it's a type of cocktailhuh

You run come create thread
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by grafixdon:
Some people are just so ignorant, no exposure and instead of you to ask questions, you rushed to Nairaland.

Wet pussy
Pussy gallor
Sex on the beach
Are all cocktails, they're not gonna svck you dick as you claimed.

When you patronize expensive hotels you'll come across menu like that.

Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by SmartPolician:
Jeremani:
Sodom and gomorrah dey learn work for this our generation.

Reason why I don't believe some part of the Bible
How come he destroyed somdom and gomorrah and decide to leave this our generation?

They said he never sleep nor slumber,
I say after that incident he's been sleeping cos
Is obvious.

Am sorry Lord I'm a believer... but I don't believe everything about your holy book.
You should. God in the old testament is miles different from the same Being in the new testament. The reason is that Christ died and paid for the sins of the world.

This means that His death brought us grace. In other words, before we even sin God has already forgiven us. All we have to do is ask for His forgiveness. This is the explanation.

As for what the OP said, decent people have no business at nightclubs so nobody should be surprised when they see funny names for smoothies.
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by NaMe4: 5:07am On Dec 28, 2021
OP, what you saw on the menu are just weird names of drinks (cocktails).

That menu dey affordable o! For some cities in Naija, the prices na at least x3.
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by ArticleBeast: 5:39am On Dec 28, 2021
Anobella:
Guys wetpussy is an international cocktail like long Island most of them are cocktails...
What about sex on the beach
Take me home which is a variation of long Island
The op is a dummy. They are all cocktails and do not signify the street meaning
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Chiden(f): 5:43am On Dec 28, 2021
Wet pussy and blow jobs are Cocktails.. There's one called Adios Motherfvcker, anti-malaria too and others..

The prices on that menu are really Cheap. I worked as a cashier at a bar. I was opportuned to know these drinks but I wasn't able to get a taste tho
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by jamesversion: 6:12am On Dec 28, 2021
Anobella:
Guys wetpussy is an international cocktail like long Island most of them are cocktails...
What about sex on the beach
Take me home which is a variation of long Island
You live and you learn!!!

I just confirmed that they are actually names of cocktail. Other catchy names include 'orgasm', 'sex with an alligator', 'slippery nipple', 'blond headed slut' et al.
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by whirlwind7(m): 6:16am On Dec 28, 2021
Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.
Such a dumb post.

So because you saw "wet pvssy" and "blöw job", you assumed that the waitresses are sex workers?
Why didn't you ask questions, if you don't know what they are?
You're not just an introvert, you're also not smart. Not one bit.

Those are slangs for certain drink mixes (called cocktails)

Dumbo.
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Pappyxar: 6:51am On Dec 28, 2021
Adonis86:
I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.
Bro you just showed your ignorance for all to see
Wet pxssy and Mouth Action are Cocktails just like sex on the beach, miscarriage, journalist, a short trip to hell.

You need to up your social life, and stop seeing somethings as been reckless with spending.

Take this lil advice, the best deals and connections are been signed and gotten over a bottle of wine, not in a 500naira restaurant.
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Homeboiy: 7:18am On Dec 28, 2021
Anobella:
Guys wetpussy is an international cocktail like long Island most of them are cocktails...
What about sex on the beach
Take me home which is a variation of long Island
The boy never go out before

He no know say all those names na cocktails
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by nairaman66(m): 7:32am On Dec 28, 2021
Irupetepete:
Wet pussy
Mouth Action
For hotel menu? Biko yeme address
Just like you have “sex on the beach” drink, that’s what it means. I think the OP is overreacting and should take a chill pill!!
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Rickmann: 7:33am On Dec 28, 2021
Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.
Pls for the records Op, wet pussy and mouth action are very similar cocktails. Its just a mixture of vodka, cranberry juice and lime.
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by nairaman66(m): 7:33am On Dec 28, 2021
Pappyxar:
Bro you just showed your ignorance for all to see
Wet pxssy and Mouth Action are Cocktails just like sex on the beach, miscarriage, journalist, a short trip to hell.

You need to up your social life, and stop seeing somethings as been reckless with spending.

Take this lil advice, the best deals and connections are been signed and gotten over a bottle of wine, not in a 500naira restaurant.
Exactly... it’s nothing but cocktails and they named it something subtle! OP is just overreacting
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by dfrost: 7:49am On Dec 28, 2021
Frigga13:
Poverty is a very bad thing... and how much do you think those cost at intercontinental Lagos or Sheraton Abuja.

Guess pizza at transcrop will be a dead sentence

Money is necessary ... make it legit and enjoy real happiness
Did you see what he was really pointing out to? undecided

He was referring to something awkward to him but actually meant something else, not the cost of the items on the menu.
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by mfm04622: 7:49am On Dec 28, 2021
eduj:
bro you're out of your depth. Yes indecency is the norm of the day, but hypocrisy is part of that norm too.

What am trying to say is that what you saw in that menu is what it truly states- wet pussy and blowjobs are truly a cocktail . If you doubt me, order one.

And to think most of those commenting on this thread are ignorant of the fact huh
Thank you jare!!!
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by wisdom042(m): 7:49am On Dec 28, 2021
If you find such menu in any of the restaurant in Lagos I can beat my chest that the place will be crowded with men looking out for the wet pussy and mouth action. Is that a marketing strategy or what?
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Dpaulie(m): 7:49am On Dec 28, 2021
Nothing new
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Seniormanfeyyie(m): 7:50am On Dec 28, 2021
Brother, the answer is very simple. Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed before Jesus Christ came to die for our sins. God will not go ahead and still destroyed this generation that His son died for. You will only face judgement and bear your own punishment in hell fire. [1quote author=Jeremani post=108867138] Sodom and gomorrah dey learn work for this our generation.

Reason why I don't believe some part of the Bible,

How come he destroyed somdom and gomorrah and decide to leave this our generation?

They said he never sleep nor slumber,
I say after that incident he's been sleeping cos
Is obvious.

Am sorry Lord I'm a believer... but I don't believe everything about your holy book.[/quote]
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by sisisioge: 7:51am On Dec 28, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin

They are cocktails nau....like sex on the beach,dirty island, etc. If you order, they will just mix a few dry gin,with seven up and garnish with lemon to serve you grin. Imagine thinking all the waitresses and waiters are prostitutes! Chai!
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by jidxin(m): 7:51am On Dec 28, 2021
Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.
WTF IS JELLOF
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by maiquel: 7:51am On Dec 28, 2021
Never seen it on a menu before but is it not a type of drink? Like monkey tail and the rest..... or it is what it is.... cheesy
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by richmond500: 7:51am On Dec 28, 2021
Frigga13:
Poverty is a very bad thing... and how much do you think those cost at intercontinental Lagos or Sheraton Abuja.

Guess pizza at transcrop will be a dead sentence

Money is necessary ... make it legit and enjoy real happiness
try to read
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by DoctorDree(m): 7:52am On Dec 28, 2021
Frigga13:
Poverty is a very bad thing... and how much do you think those cost at intercontinental Lagos or Sheraton Abuja.

Guess pizza at transcrop will be a dead sentence

Money is necessary ... make it legit and enjoy real happiness
You no kuku get sense
He was referring to the wet pussy and Mouth Action on the menu,na to bravado the money wey you no get entered your head,mumu somebody
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by MANNABBQGRILLS: 7:52am On Dec 28, 2021
Illiteracy is not a disease, it is something worse!!!



See ya larrer everyone.

BBQ business of the day calls. kiss kiss kiss .....

We Rise.

Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by ecomalchemist(m): 7:52am On Dec 28, 2021
you need more exposure !
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by shizzleStar:
flokii:
When all you guys think of in that part are clubs, bars and hotels, what do you expect?

Instead of university girls to graduate and look for decent job, it's bar, clubs and hotels they go to submit their cvs.. how won't they venture into ashaw0 work and get creative in the despicable act?
you are an ignorant fool. You yorubas are utterly senseless and disgusting, you cretinous bastards are always exhibiting your inbred foolishness. You had to find a way to tribalise this thread...stupid yorubanza illiterate. Thunder strike you there
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Deeking111(m): 7:55am On Dec 28, 2021
Pls is this suppose to make front page...

Seun

Your site I use to know have changed oooo

You need to talk to your mod before things go out of hand
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by obembet(f): 7:56am On Dec 28, 2021
Irupetepete:
Wet pussy
Mouth Action
For hotel menu? Biko yeme address
Pussy cheap for abakaliki o grin
Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by Alvin007: 7:57am On Dec 28, 2021
Hmm

Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by obembet(f): 7:57am On Dec 28, 2021
Adonis86:
The most annoying is that virtually all the bars and hotels clubbing in the street now play gospel songs and worship songs amidst highlife and R&B.

I know I'm not perfect but God, I will kill Amy bitch that will try sit on my body. I don't pretend about my attitude to bitches... I'm single and happy.
Scam grin
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