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pocohantas:
When a self-righteous village man from Nnewi goes out for the first time, you should expect threads like this. Oga, those are names of cocktails. There is SEX ON THE BEACH, I bet if you had seen that, you will say there is mammywater lurking around to knack you. When they add virgin before the name, e mean say no alcohol.

This is why it is good to go out! It is a training too. Don’t stay inside your house and be claiming introvert and teetotaler, but if you see ordinary escalator, you no fit run am. If you dey commot, you go know say placing order is not for the fainthearted. You go know say you need morale to call waiter when bar full. You go still come know say na senior men dey chop peppered snail.

Njoku stop embarrassing yourself on a public forum!

pocohantas:
Very local and close minded individual o. See the way he started telling us he doesn’t place orders because he is a teetotaler. I am a teetotaler too and nobody send my papa. Even mine doesn’t care and I am sure he wouldn’t mind if I dey sip small. Does that stop me from placing orders?

Babe I swear it is good to go out. There are things you would never know stuck in your house. There are people you would never meet inside your room.

When I talk say all these redpillers wey dey quick insult women na ekuke, e go be like I too dey tackle them.

Chiden:
Wet pussy and blow jobs are Cocktails.. There's one called Adios Motherfvcker, anti-malaria too and others..

The prices on that menu are really Cheap. I worked as a cashier at a bar. I was opportuned to know these drinks but I wasn't able to get a taste tho

pocohantas:
Very local and close minded individual o. See the way he started telling us he doesn’t place orders because he is a teetotaler. I am a teetotaler too and nobody send my papa. Even mine doesn’t care and I am sure he wouldn’t mind if I dey sip small. Does that stop me from placing orders?

Babe I swear it is good to go out. There are things you would never know stuck in your house. There are people you would never meet inside your room.

When I talk say all these redpillers wey dey quick insult women na ekuke, e go be like I too dey tackle them.

HRSweetness:
OMG! What actually makes the OP come across as unintelligent is the fact that he is quick to reach unverified conclusions. Imagine him stating he'd never hang out with his colleague cos he was asked to place his order.

People like the OP are not introverted by nature. Their introvertedness comes from self induced ignorance, hasty generalization and closed mindedness. They are therefore socially awkward yet entrenched in the belief that they are introverted.

Magnoliaa:
I can imagine the mens like the OP who would have called you all manners of names in their minds. Or anonymously created a thread about a cashier ***** working at a bar. Ignorance bad!



Na the Greek god name wey e dey call himself dey vex me here. They don't know places, they don't know people (or women) or things, instead of them to calm down and really develop themselves, them go dey claim alfas dey cover their lacks and introversion.

brightfuture24:
Nobody be teetotaler pass me abeg, but it doesn't mean I don't know about these alcoholic drinks and cocktails nau. It's embarrassing joor.

I'm too lightheaded for alcohol and I'm always the one driving when I'm out with my girls, so I just watch as everyone orders cocktails they can't even pronounce. When it's guys we're out with, I try to sip a little red wine make I blend small . I no fit dey drink Chivita while others go dey mix quality Azul with Red Bull.

Abi o. Sitting indoors in your spare time and pressing phone from January to December dey make person mumu die. You will go out and introversion still won't leave you alone. I pride myself an ambivert shaa. I like going out but I avoid crowded places cos too many people makes me so uncomfortable.

pocohantas:
Them sabi pick name wey pass them. This one sef go still complain of Naija girls. Person wey no fit ask question, e still no fit use google, but e hold smartphone.

The way he sat on his high horse to start telling us he doesn’t do this and that, I know his type. I avoid men like that. Always acting like the most principled and quality man out there. They can be very judgemental, whiny and petty ehn. E dey good make man go chill with im fellow men once in a while. Talk about man problems, laugh and forget.

Na this one wey if you dey date am, small quarrel e done type dissertation drop for your WhatsApp. You will be seeing “Njoke is typing…” for almost 30mins. Oga wetin you dey type? Rest jare!!!

pocohantas:
Them sabi pick name wey pass them. This one sef go still complain of Naija girls. Person wey no fit ask question, e still no fit use google, but e hold smartphone.



The way he sat on his high horse to start telling us he doesn’t do this and that, I know his type. I avoid men like that. Always acting like the most principled and quality man out there. They can be very judgemental, whiny and petty ehn. E dey good make man go chill with im fellow men once in a while. Talk about man problems, laugh and forget.

Na this one wey if you dey date am, small quarrel e done type dissertation drop for your WhatsApp. You will be seeing “Njoke is typing…” for almost 30mins. Oga wetin you dey type? Rest jare!!!

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

Ladycewhy:
It's sad just how quickly he would demean people working hard to earn a living.

For someone that is literate enough to spell teetotaler , I am really disappointed that the misogyny in him didn't let him google the names of cocktails

Magnoliaa:
Nahhh. It should not really be surprising that he could spell that word. Na Wikipedia articles and PDFs dey save them. Quite a number of them misogynists can actually write well and are intelligent. I mean in the true sense of the word. But intelligence - or rather brilliance - does not translate to emotional/social maturity, empathy, open-mindedness, experience, etc.

Amotolongbo:
What is your point

Cos these are normal cocktails given funny names

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

money121:
You want to bamba
You wanna chill with the big boys

Na you dey run kiti kiti
You dey run kata kata
No fit drink water drop cup
Ah hey! Shebi you see how the thing goes

Kozino:
Wet Pussy cocktail has a naughty name, but he tastes fruity and creamy. The combination of the raspberry liqueur and the cream liquor together with the milk give the wet pussy an incomparable taste. if you like it even creamier, you can replace the milk with cream.

INGREDIENTS
30 ml/ 1 oz. Chambord raspberry liqueur
30 ml/ 1 oz. Baileys Irish Cream
90 ml/ 3 oz. milk
90 ml/ 3 oz. cream
METHOD
Add all ingredients into a shaker with ice.
Shake and strain into a chilled glass.
Garnish with some berries.


You couldn't even make research to ascertain what the wet pussy was all about.

Sonnobax15:

Mennnnnnnn, travelling na truly part of education . Op, you should have relaxed small and catch cruise small .

Well,I be like you cha op....Via the fact that I'm equally a teetotaler, Don't smoke and also an introvert...But once once,e dey very good say make guyman dey go out and relate with him fellow Nighas....At least, through that,you go free your mind from many burden,and also filll your eyes . And you might also see the greatest shocker of your life just like how the op saw his

Adonis86:
A colleague took me and a few other colleagues on a Christmas Eve outing in the popular Abakaliki Street in Awka. I was pressured by them to place an order, which I normally don't do. I'm not just a teetotaler but also an introvert.
So requested for their menu catalog, as I was perusing through, I came across nonsense and ingredient as what they also offer.

I was stunned at the sight. I jokingly called the attention of the host colleague to see what I saw. He boldly looked into my face and asked me to place the order if that's what I want. I was kinda disappointed. I've sworn never to go out with him anymore.

He was busy spraying cash on other of my female colleagues, which I don't understand the meaning. Perhaps due to the Yahoo boys sitting behind us who initiated the money spinning game.

I never knew that the moral fabric of our society has been eaten up this bad. It was at the point of picking a can of malt that I noticed that all the waiters and waitresses there are prostitutes who do the wet pussying and mouth actions that contain in their menu cheat... Even the shawarma I took home from there I never felt myself enjoying.

grafixdon:
Some people are just so ignorant, no exposure and instead of you to ask questions, you rushed to Nairaland.

Wet pussy
Pussy gallor
Sex on the beach
Are all cocktails, they're not gonna svck you dick as you claimed.

When you patronize expensive hotels you'll come across menu like that.

jamesversion:
You live and you learn!!!

I just confirmed that they are actually names of cocktail. Other catchy names include 'orgasm', 'sex with an alligator', 'slippery nipple', 'blond headed slut' et al.

whirlwind7:
Such a dumb post.

So because you saw "wet pvssy" and "blöw job", you assumed that the waitresses are sex workers?
Why didn't you ask questions, if you don't know what they are?
You're not just an introvert, you're also not smart. Not one bit.

Those are slangs for certain drink mixes (called cocktails)

Dumbo.

sisisioge:


They are cocktails nau....like sex on the beach,dirty island, etc. If you order, they will just mix a few dry gin,with seven up and garnish with lemon to serve you . Imagine thinking all the waitresses and waiters are prostitutes! Chai!

Magnoliaa:
Nahhh. It should not really be surprising that he could spell that word. Na Wikipedia articles and PDFs dey save them. Quite a number of them misogynists can actually write well and are intelligent. I mean in the true sense of the word. But intelligence - or rather brilliance - does not translate to emotional/social maturity, empathy, open-mindedness, experience, etc.

Adonis86:
No be small thing. I can only watch all those cheats in movies, but no girl should ever try near me, they mostly disgust me. I fit vomit at the sight of their rottenness.

Ishilove:
See as ignorance and lack of exposure wants to finish you. A simple google search, or better still asking the waiters about the menu would have saved you from embarrassing yourself like this here.

Educated illiterate