Good morning nairalanders, happy new week. My I am having serious challenge now, my girlfriend visited me unexpected yesterday evening and found out I didn't go to church, she threatened to break up with if I don't start going to church. After that she said her birthday is today and I don't have enough money with me. She said is either I do cake for her or send her alert, omo my head come full and me self na student same with she. I told her let me take her out and buy maybe fish for her, she didn't say anything, please guys what do you suggest I do so that she won't get mad at me today being her birthday? I am weak having sleepless night.

Let me book space while I prepare for work.

I will come for you later

think about your life at your age, don't come here to tell us you impregnated her by mistake. She was just commanding you for nothing, it's you that needs serious help not her

mumu talk . well in anything you do , don’t do pass yourself , wetin go be go be

But I see you doing pass yourself

I see love overshadowing your sense of reasoning

This , I have seen !

is she the only girl in the world? bro better have a nice sleep oo, soldier go soldier come brick go still dey

Ok

HOW DO YOU GUYS GO TO CHURCH AND STILL FORNICATE?


NA SO MY EX THAT YEAR, AFTER SHE PREACH FOR ME FINISH, SHE GO OPEN LEG COLLECT PRICK LIKE LovePeddler

Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, happy new week. My I am having serious challenge now, my girlfriend visited me unexpected yesterday evening and found out I didn't go to church, she threatened to break up with if I don't start going to church. After that she said her birthday is today and I don't have enough money with me. She said is either I do cake for her or send her alert, omo my head come full and me self na student same with she. I told her let me take her out and buy maybe fish for her, she didn't say anything, please guys what do you suggest I do so that she won't get mad at me today being her birthday? I am weak having sleepless night.

aaahhh eeyaahhh, sorry ooh

And she will still beat u join laidis ooh if u dont meet her laid conditions..eeyaahhh, take heart bro, this too shall pass. We re all with u in this trying moment. My prayers are with you

Their are some stuffs you read on Nairaland that makes you wish you could meet the OP in person.

Op, I will so beat you mercilessly if I had access to you.

Like, Da fvck! Are you kidding me?

For real!

After that she said her birthday is today

So you don't know your girlfriend's birthday or she is just a side chick or sex partner at your age koburu. Why not face your studies squarely and come out with good grades? You can still afford something better in future for any lady of your choice but not face your studies

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Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, happy new week. My I am having serious challenge now, my girlfriend visited me unexpected yesterday evening and found out I didn't go to church, she threatened to break up with if I don't start going to church. After that she said her birthday is today and I don't have enough money with me. She said is either I do cake for her or send her alert, omo my head come full and me self na student same with she. I told her let me take her out and buy maybe fish for her, she didn't say anything, please guys what do you suggest I do so that she won't get mad at me today being her birthday? I am weak having sleepless night.

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Mehn... Carryover and Op na 5n6 you just sounded like a guy who is hardly in control of his shit, learn to control your shit and know peace.

And this one go dey called him self real guy.

See the way the lady dey manipulate him anyhow..

Do you think she would visit you if not for her birthday?

She told me is January last year but j forgot the date

Bola146:


After that she said her birthday is today

So you don't know your girlfriend's birthday or she is just a side chick or sex partner at your age koburu. Why not face your studies squarely and come out with good grades? You can still afford something better in future for any lady of your choice but not face your studies

Pasima:
She told me is January last year but j forgot the date

Please put all your concentrations on your studies, don't allow ladies distractions

HacheNoire:
Their are some stuffs you read on Nairaland that makes you wish you could meet the OP in person.

Op, I will so beat you mercilessly if I had access to you.

Like, Da fvck! Are you kidding me?

For real!

They don use kayamata for this one head.mtcheeew.

God forbid

Issokay!!!

Na your type go know say ur woman dy Bleep outside and u go still dy tell her mk she sha no gt belle for dem cz na she b ur future wife

Sale your phone and laptop use the money for your phone to take her out and your laptop money to send her alert. You can also start sleeping in the church so that she won't be mad at you. If you come to school to satisfy and please a girl or there to study.

Person you're fornicating with is threatening to break up with you b'cos you didn't go to church. Premium comedy

Holly Gram
Na who de bring all dis useless MANCHIS Dem enter dis Nland


I no fit READ ur post finish bcus as I de read am, my body de PARA me.

make I no go use VEX BLAST 1 MANCHI wey follow me d HIGH UP WEED 4 here



WAITING DE WORRY U



U NO 1 GET SENSE


70yrs OLD MAN



infact I don LOAD my KALA


abeg give me ur LOCATION


I one COME SETTLE SOMETHING


PITOTO PILOLO MANTOTO


WTF MAN

Don't you have friends that can slap sense into you? Really, it helps.

Op you're simply being foolish. Please grow up.

There's so many things wrong with your behaviour in this your relationship. Chai!

Do you have a grown sister? Go and tell her what you just typed here

Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, happy new week. My I am having serious challenge now, my girlfriend visited me unexpected yesterday evening and found out I didn't go to church, she threatened to break up with if I don't start going to church. After that she said her birthday is today and I don't have enough money with me. She said is either I do cake for her or send her alert, omo my head come full and me self na student same with she. I told her let me take her out and buy maybe fish for her, she didn't say anything, please guys what do you suggest I do so that she won't get mad at me today being her birthday? I am weak having sleepless night.

if your skin no full no put body..if you don't have money rest..if you like kill yourself just to buy something na you know oo..
Keep buying fish for us oo..

Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, happy new week. My I am having serious challenge now, my girlfriend visited me unexpected yesterday evening and found out I didn't go to church, she threatened to break up with if I don't start going to church. After that she said her birthday is today and I don't have enough money with me. She said is either I do cake for her or send her alert, omo my head come full and me self na student same with she. I told her let me take her out and buy maybe fish for her, she didn't say anything, please guys what do you suggest I do so that she won't get mad at me today being her birthday? I am weak having sleepless night.

Break up with her...
She's not worth it ...

OP, you're a mumu man

your SIMPSON is in another Level.
That girl is controlling and manipulating you and it is very clear that you're a simp/weak man. Imagine having sleepless night for a girl that another nigga is banging and will still bang her on her birthday. She just wanted to cash out from you first before moving in to the nigga.

SIMPS and pussy ass men everywhere!!!
You better become a Red piller and Break up with that girl asap for your peace of mind. This is a new year and you've already started simping around

Jay5mie:
HOW DO YOU GUYS GO TO CHURCH AND STILL FORNICATE?


NA SO MY EX THAT YEAR, AFTER SHE PREACH FOR ME FINISH, SHE GO OPEN LEG COLLECT PRICK LIKE LovePeddler

I have come to notice that Churchy girls like preek pass anything. That’s why all these new generation churches GO dey enjoy. Lol

Sweet mother Mary Jesus,his brain has been hacked! Lemme see if I run a recovery sofware for your damn brain. Fucking Dickhead.

Are you mad or something??

Pasima:
Good morning nairalanders, happy new week. My I am having serious challenge now, my girlfriend visited me unexpected yesterday evening and found out I didn't go to church, she threatened to break up with if I don't start going to church. After that she said her birthday is today and I don't have enough money with me. She said is either I do cake for her or send her alert, omo my head come full and me self na student same with she. I told her let me take her out and buy maybe fish for her, she didn't say anything, please guys what do you suggest I do so that she won't get mad at me today being her birthday? I am weak having sleepless night.

Na thread like dis dey vex me. Shey na gold dey her pussy? Oga, if she wants to go, let her go. Stop SIMPing.

aanuoluwami14:
think about your life at your age, don't come here to tell us you impregnated her by mistake. She was just commanding you for nothing, it's you that needs serious help not her

Can u imagine? For my own money? As if na she huzzle the money for am.