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Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by airsaylongcome: 10:51am On Feb 08, 2022

franklingud:
Tell your girlfriend to buy bitter kola, four of it.

She should put the bitter kolas at the four extreme ends of the room.

The snake go run away on it's own and never come back.

Trust me.

What is the science backing this?

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by eedimo(m): 10:52am On Feb 08, 2022

VEXT:
Three snakes in one room..wow

You can't be serious

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Brokeloser: 10:54am On Feb 08, 2022

alphaNomega:
1. Grab a jar of lubricant and stroke your peepee repeatedly till it's firm.

2. Make continuous hissing sound while twirling your hips in a coordinated circular motion

3. Assert dominance

There can only be one snake in the room

Werey comrade

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Cr7772: 10:56am On Feb 08, 2022

VEXT:
Three snakes in one room..wow

Hahhahhaah, chai

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by BluntTheApostle(m): 10:57am On Feb 08, 2022

Iseoluwani:
Call lala...

But on a serious note

How on earth would someone keep a snake as a pet in areas people are not convienent with

Or is ur girlfriend too part of the family. Which kin yamayama nonsense be this

Great question.

I used to have a corn snake as well, and even a ball python at a time. But I had to sell them off when I used to have ever so many relatives coming over then.

But now, when my house is complete, and with many of these relatives either grown up and independent or too old or dead, I want to go back to owning snakes again.

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Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Rugaria: 11:03am On Feb 08, 2022

Is that not a viper? The most venomous of them all? Who in her re-tarded sense keeps a mamba, viper or puff adder as pets? Them swear for una? NEVER enter that neighborhood untill that killer snake is caught and taken away. The one that kept it as a pet needs to be kept in prison as a pet too.
Ndi ara..

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by everythinggirly(f): 11:03am On Feb 08, 2022

LordVoldermort:
She should sue the roommate

Lol

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Josipov: 11:05am On Feb 08, 2022

franklingud:
Tell your girlfriend to buy bitter kola, four of it.

She should put the bitter kolas at the four extreme ends of the room.

The snake go run away on it's own and never come back.

Trust me.

But before she placed the bitter kolas in each of the four corners of the rooms, she'll will have to enter the room na grin

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by seyz91(m): 11:11am On Feb 08, 2022

VEXT:
Three snakes in one room..wow

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by seyz91(m): 11:12am On Feb 08, 2022

Snake keeping another Snake as Pet undecided

mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

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Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by seyz91(m): 11:13am On Feb 08, 2022

Egbeji Oloogun cheesy

franklingud:
Tell your girlfriend to buy bitter kola, four of it.

She should put the bitter kolas at the four extreme ends of the room.

The snake go run away on it's own and never come back.

Trust me.

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by DeAlphaMale(m): 11:14am On Feb 08, 2022

That's not a venomous snake... It's a python

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by beejayjohn(m): 11:15am On Feb 08, 2022

Find 4 litters of petrol and set the house ablze, the snake will surely die

mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

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Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by GeneralPula: 11:18am On Feb 08, 2022

franklingud:
Tell your girlfriend to buy bitter kola, four of it.

She should put the bitter kolas at the four extreme ends of the room.

The snake go run away on it's own and never come back.

Trust me.

Wow

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Ayoolamax: 11:24am On Feb 08, 2022

kozmokaz:
Something your gf for give carbide since

Fry it naa since u be mumu.

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Ayoolamax: 11:25am On Feb 08, 2022

mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

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Fry it naa since u be mumu.

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Ayoolamax: 11:26am On Feb 08, 2022

kozmokaz:
Something your gf for give carbide since

bro aorry no be u i want to quote. Really sorry naa that mumu guy wey post that shit i want to quote.

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Bahun(m): 11:28am On Feb 08, 2022

uchaymart:
maybe the first snake messenger instructed Mummy Eve to give Daddy Adam 2 apples but she gave him just one. who knows what the snake has come to ask your babe to do to you for the second time after Daddy Adam............

your eye go clear very soon if you no run leave them to discuss as you no know wetin be privacy....

OP be wise....comot body for family matter oo

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Blackdisciple(m): 11:30am On Feb 08, 2022

And the snake escaped ok.....

She will have to wait till she hears otherwise

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by ablejesus26(m): 11:37am On Feb 08, 2022

She should get a Calabash.
Fill it with scorpion Oil.
Buy one aromatic schnapps, original one oo.
One white virgin Goat and offer it at any River close to her.
That snake was sent to her by her ancestors, through her roomie to look after Her and make her Rich.

Take my advice, come back to thank me.

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Govocrete: 11:42am On Feb 08, 2022

You need a bowl or pot with charcoal. Let the charcoal, pit enough dry pepper and lock the door.

The snake will find its way out.

Or if you locate the location of the snake, pour fuel on it and see how it will dance to it's death.

If you are using the charcoal option. MAKE SURE NO FREE BURNING MATERIAL (clothes, fuel, etc) close by.

If you are using the fuel option. MAKE SURE NO naked FIRE or SPARK close by.

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Burna440(m): 11:47am On Feb 08, 2022

just Pour Kerosine in the room or flat, the snake will run out... Snakes are allergic to Kero smell

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Wakanakarue: 11:48am On Feb 08, 2022

You want to catch the small snake while allowing the big ones to roam freely, carelessly and aimlessly for no good reason.

My friend coordinate there wella

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by anambraamaka: 12:06pm On Feb 08, 2022

LaSenior:

Oga enter there and kill the snake

The time you always enter there with your snake you didn't tell us

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Banter1(m): 12:16pm On Feb 08, 2022

@ mikezuruki tell her to fore play with the snake. Mtcheeeew

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by godofuck231: 12:20pm On Feb 08, 2022

Lamasta:
This is lalasticlala area of concentration contact him on way to go

hold on lala is changing mag ,prepare for breech action

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Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Nobody: 12:21pm On Feb 08, 2022

You can set a snake trap. Very easy to make. Snake can not remain in your room or it would have starved to death unless you have enough small rodents running around in your house. The snake has long escaped outside to find food.

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by freshalien: 12:25pm On Feb 08, 2022

What!!

How can she not be afraid of your snake yet she is afraid if this snake? cheesy

Oga, tell her we on Nairaland said, “Snake na Snake” so make she no fear.

mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

Front Page!

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Aarenasbaba(m): 12:55pm On Feb 08, 2022

People get mind sha

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Mvena(f): 1:10pm On Feb 08, 2022

VEXT:
Three snakes in one room..wow

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by Pumpumking: 1:11pm On Feb 08, 2022

mikezuruki:
Good Evening Nairalanders.

Please, I'd make this as brief as I can because this is very urgent.

My girlfriend has a roommate that had a snake as a pet (you can see the snake in the glass in the image attached).

The problem now is, the snake has escaped and my girlfriend has not gone to her apartment for a while now.

My questions are:

Is the snake venomous?

Without a snake catcher, how can one catch this snake?

Urgent replies please. I would appreciate.

Thank you.

Front Page!

Re: Snake In My Girlfriend's Room! What Can She Do? by ZuesOfAnthens: 1:12pm On Feb 08, 2022

Snake don go find mate..konji nearly kill am

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