FERNANDEZISBACK:

Tell me you remember baggio?

italian Roberto Baggio

Bros tell us the full story

jimmyolasun:




So where is the friend that loves you

Bastard question

tiswell:
a but-cher is not no3 in AI yes,besides,the so called but-cher, nor be ya fellow man em be?

You wicked bro!
OP fit control men face am back?

Torosk1:
Since my mama born me I never get that luck
Guys how una dey do am
Am always doing all the toasting

cut make i cut soap for u

my first experience i was like 13 years old when this girl who was about 15 toasted me… damn i know i liked her because she was so pretty then but i didn’t know what to do with my feelings - so i was just busy squandering all her moves - she even asked my cousin sister to help her roast me for her and it was such a funny situation until of course I left town after the holidays ended and a year later when i came back, she no won even take eye see me - another sharp man don dey gbolarize her mercilessly- me sef i maintain my lane - but that experience made me take future opportunities like that with impunity and many more came in later years and i never disappointed myself

Zealoy:
Am in that same situation, the babe loves me but her guy na soldier man, pls what should i do should i go on and chop d babe abi make i avoid am

Avoid wetin go make soldiers knack u jagaban.

christianjoy:
She once told me I don't like playing with her, and what was the reason behind that, I was short of words

Play with her but make you are on the level.

A couple of times, but shyness made me acted cold and dumb which I later regreted.

christianjoy:
do you need anything else, am not a story teller.

Wicked somebody

Valentine don reach... She is looking for who will buy stuff for her

bluefilm:


Wait a minute...

So you watched that USA '94 finals between Italy and Brazil?

My fellow senior citizen, I greet o...

Bros, no vex o.

Let's assumed you were 10 in' 94, that means by now you will be 38 but your moniker on an anonymous forum is bluefilm. I think you should start acting your age.

Torosk1:
Since my mama born me I never get that luck
Guys how una dey do am
Am always doing all the toasting

I had one too like dat in my University days (400) Level precisely. she was my neighbor, a year ahead of me in School though, While i was in year 4 she was in 500Level den. she had just broken up with her guy and needed someone to be around, she gave me all the green light in the world, but being a shy guy that I was, my liver dey always cut to approach her.

The lady letter approached me and blatantly told me she likes and would want us to date, she needed nothing from me cause i was a broke ass guy, but i was very clean and i always dressed well.

She was from a rich home, her dad (Nown late) Was a Director in NNPC and her mum a Civil Servant with the State government. she never asked for shi shi from me, she would prepare good food for me ooo, i go chop her chop her food join..

I would forever be grateful to her and those are memories i would forever cherish... of all the years I spent in school my final year is theh year i would never forget.

Yes.

Ogonnaya and chinaemere.

The later even wrote a long note of music,but damn I wasn't matured then,as I am now.

I am loyal to one lady now.

bukky1994:
Lols yeah but she did it indirectly through her fellow IT student in my company then whom i was close with too, our closeness was much that yeah but it ended in tears I was suspended for 4 months because Babe was being eyed by some managers in my company and i was just a junior staff doing my HND then I was just alone in the whole mess after her IT I didn't take long, she got married, Sandra was as pretty as Bleep mehn! Absu girl... That was around 2014/2015 I didn't know that my boss then has been nursing grudges against me

This kinda stuff happens a lot in workplaces. Younger guys/ men being victimized by bosses through no fault of theirs cos of mere pussy being sought after by the Boss. Not nice. Lesson/Solution - stay away from anything affection and emotion with female colleagues, unless you are the Boss or u are sure to win without getting ur fingers burnt

rhymesnoni:


I had one too like dat in my University days (400) Level precisely. she was my neighbor, a year ahead of me in School though, While i was in year 4 she was in 500Level den. she had just broken up with her guy and needed someone to be around, she gave me all the green light in the world, but being a shy guy that I was, my liver dey always cut to approach her.

The lady letter approached me and blatantly told me she likes and would want us to date, she needed nothing from me cause i was a broke ass guy, but i was very clean and i always dressed well.

She was from a rich home, her dad (Nown late) Was a Director in NNPC and her mum a Civil Servant with the State government. she never asked for shi shi from me, she would prepare good food for me ooo, i go chop her chop her food join..

I would forever be grateful to her and those are memories i would forever cherish... of all the years I spent in school my final year is theh year i would never forget.

Salute to you

I remember giving dis beautiful young gal a lift sometime ago. We neva had any conversation while on d move. But I was pondering in my mind how to even initiate a conversation nd subsequently compliment her looks. We reached where she would drop, she got down. As I was reluctantly trying to zoom off, she said, excuse me dear, do u mind giving me ur contact? Gosh!! I was like, plz if dis is a dream, may I not wake up! I told her I don't mind, I tried calling my number for her bt she told me she was charging her phone, so she called out her number nd implored me to make sure I call her later in d day.

So I did, hoping she wouldn't start inviting me for certain church program. Lol.

She just professed her luv for me at first sight. Only if she had known she just brought da distant place to my backyard.
It was so cool! I had to store her number wit Miss Courage... till today!

PlayMaker14:
Yeah, my friend and coursemate... It was really a stupid situation then because her boyfriend was the number 3 man of Aiyes Confraternity, (Butcher) AAU.


When she opened her mouth to say that word, it was goosebumps all over like turkey skin... I told her to be very careful with me, that I am a notorious player and her boyfriend was 10x better than me, in a bid to push that thought away from her and also save my head.... But babe stand her ground.

One of our night rehearsal, she came to meet me at the back of the pavilion where I was rehearsing my lines for the play, and told me I was scared because of her boyfriend, I quickly accepted that very fact, (My life nor be N5 buns when dem go use play) before I could even say anything again, she has planted a kiss on my lips.... That cold and silent moment, I damned all the consequences as I lead her to the Pavilion generator room for a quickie....

After that quickie, na 50yards I give am just to avoid "flying bullet."

Legend

stacyadams:
...I dunno if it was the great yakubu,he came close

Choupo-moting did something similar at PSG too.

obembet:



Ole

You mean Olé Gunnar....

PlayMaker14:
Yeah, my friend and coursemate... It was really a stupid situation then because her boyfriend was the number 3 man of Aiyes Confraternity, (Butcher) AAU.


When she opened her mouth to say that word, it was goosebumps all over like turkey skin... I told her to be very careful with me, that I am a notorious player and her boyfriend was 10x better than me, in a bid to push that thought away from her and also save my head.... But babe stand her ground.

One of our night rehearsal, she came to meet me at the back of the pavilion where I was rehearsing my lines for the play, and told me I was scared because of her boyfriend, I quickly accepted that very fact, (My life nor be N5 buns when dem go use play) before I could even say anything again, she has planted a kiss on my lips.... That cold and silent moment, I damned all the consequences as I lead her to the Pavilion generator room for a quickie....

After that quickie, na 50yards I give am just to avoid "flying bullet."

You be Tamasite

AuroraBrls:


This kinda stuff happens a lot in workplaces. Younger guys/ men being victimized by bosses through no fault of theirs cos of mere pussy being sought after by the Boss. Not nice. Lesson/Solution - stay away from anything affection and emotion with female colleagues, unless you are the Boss or u are sure to win without getting ur fingers burnt

you're right bro, one has been giving me green light presently but I just dey ignore her

CUMIN:


Something wey you suppose dey chop behind...you carry love come office

bro u no go understand, babe was still a virgin then and I had no house of my own, secondly I was a bit shy

CUMIN:


Something wey you suppose dey chop behind...you carry love come office

bro u no go understand, I had no house of my own and I was a bit shy then babe was from a rich home and a virgin, she got to go home immediately after work

bukky1994:
Lols yeah but she did it indirectly through her fellow IT student in my company then whom i was close with too, our closeness was much that yeah but it ended in tears I was suspended for 4 months because Babe was being eyed by some managers in my company and i was just a junior staff doing my HND then I was just alone in the whole mess after her IT I didn't take long, she got married, Sandra was as pretty as Bleep mehn! Absu girl... That was around 2014/2015 I didn't know that my boss then has been nursing grudges against me

My same Sandra? Cute ebute chic.

YES! When I was still in year one, I packed into the lodge my Cousin sister helped me get (She was an occupant in the lodge too. She stayed Down stairs while my Place was Upstairs)

The first day I packed in and started doing Clean ups, a girl I'm just seeing for the very first time, stood around the Balcony and watched as I arranged my room, some minutes later, she entered my room and was like;

“Can I help you fix your Rug?” I said sure, why not! (while I smiled sheepishly)

After fixing it and the chores going half-way, she said she'd come back later to see how the room would finally, I bade her farewell and she left.. Babe came back at night with her Plastic chair and knocked at my door, I came out with my MP3 Bluetooth, connected music, sat at the Balcony and we started gisting, we gisted from 7:30pm to 11;53pm (Someone I'm just knowing for the very first time but it was now like we've known each other for years) I then told her I would like to succumb to the call of nature (Sleep) entered my room, wished her goodnight and locked my door!!!


TBC....

christianjoy:
if I complete am now na problem be that oo

Hahahahaha funny dude

benjyyyyy07:

My same Sandra? Cute ebute chic.

you mean am?

bukky1994:
you mean am?

Ebira chic wey slim and fine good boobs.

Emaprince:
..normally, you must have some girls that really admire you o...the thing is: women are pretenders. They will bottle it and rather die in silence than let it out. Only a few will be bold enough to tell you. But she will be so scared of rejection because they don't take it lightly.

I have been toasted indirectly a few times..and the funny thing is I was toasted more when I was still struggling and barely making some change. Though I will admit that I always kept my self fresh and well dressed with almost empty pocket .

I remember when my former boss, came to me and told me how one female told him that she liked me. I hissed cos I wasn't attracted to her. Then same year, there was a restaurant I usually frequent..the madam there sat me down and told me about one lady (older than me..in her late 20s) that have been goshing so much about me. She wants her to pass the msg to me that she would do anything for me if I will agree to date her. That she can be paying me sef ...I shock. The babe was average in height and voluptuous. But man, I dont wanna be in that situation till I sort my self out financially. I had no girlfriend then BTW. The third girl went through a married female friend of mine. I was still broke.. I didn't even see who they were talking about. I just said I am not interested. Later I gotto find out the said lady. She had a banging body with two perky orange like pocohantas . Dam.n I regret.

But the recent one was last year. This lady have been a very very close friend of mine for 5years. She made up her mind and sent me some msg on whatsapp. I wasn't expecting it. Telling me about her feelings and all. This is some one that understands me more than anybody. But I dont harbour sexual interest towards her. She is cute and well shaped. All kinds of men come after her and she confides in me everything. Her former BF thought something was going on between us. I politey told her I take her like a sister Sexual relationship looks like an incest to me.


Sometimes I wonder why those women wanted me when I was broke.

Women will always want a man that's intelligent and full of prospects! Trust me, I get advances a lot.

benjyyyyy07:

Ebira chic wey slim and fine good boobs.

my own no too slim, na anambra girl she fine die even without make up come get moderate shape

Torosk1:
Since my mama born me I never get that luck
Guys how una dey do am
Am always doing all the toasting

I swear, me too

MufasaLion:


Women will always want a man that's intelligent and full of prospects! Trust me, I get advances a lot.

Spot on!!!

These days, my schedules are too tight. I barely have time for my self let alone women. But we still bang py..sssy twice on Sundays like slowmirr