ur mama dey hawk akamu but u dey pay olosho

DKM123:



Thunder faya your left yansh there. Ewu Gambia. See this igbeke sufferhead goat that can barely express himself coming to write Thesis for me to punish myself reading. Who do you expect to read this thrash that you wrote? Are you madddd or something. Will you getat of here. Nkpi Nkita!

Lol you are funny.
my left yansh is doing great.
you and I know that I am far better than a goat
you and I know that I express myself how I could.
but from your response it only shows how mad and stupid you are to the highest order.
if am to express your word vocally it shows right now you are barking like a dog.
who come be the Nkita?
sorry for your life hypocrite.

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NaijaCoverBlog:
A Lawyer celebrated his mother after running into her while she was hawking on the streets, Reports.

The Lawyer got down from the car he was in when he saw her and posed for photos with her.

He shared photos of his mother with her goods on her head and expressed hope that she will stop street hawking in the nearest future.

He wrote: "So today being the International women's day I ran into my mother on the street. I love you. I know with time you'll stop Hawking (but u go stop so) Happy IWD y'all beaurii ladies out there."

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

lawyer and your mother is still hawking all this showbiz people village demons everywhere so after you got a car you couldn't take care of her with at least 30k a month bro this is real showbiz

My point stands - he should tell mama to stop hawking and do something else other that carrying tray on her head in the elements (sun etc) when she has grown up children.

ICEWIN:

oga keep shot.
go and read it and comprehend.
many of us here our parents are still Hawking.
you think we don't have greater dreams for them?

oga calm down. go and watch the video on IG, his not the owner of the car, den reach 5 inside the Moto, he knows his mother is Hawking, he just came across her, which everybody will do, except you are ashame of your mum. na him friend video am, even him friend na passenger. you think say na every lawyer dey do well?? go to court room and see them chasing case of 4k per day job. you can see from his actions he has great promise for her, but life is not fare yet.

ICEWIN:

Lol you are funny.
my left yansh is doing great.
you and I know that I am far better than a goat
you and I know that I express myself how I could.
but from your response it only shows how mad and stupid you are to the highest order.
if am to express your word vocally it shows right now you are barking like a dog.
who come be the Nkita?
sorry for your life hypocrite.

See this Olodo repete! You are seriously suffering from severe mental problem bordering on dementia. See how you carried the post on your dumb coconut head insulting everyone on the post yet you think you do not need your brain examined by a psychiatric doctor.
Oponu frustrated spaghetti-for-brains nattering nitwit like you.
It is always the poverty stricken nonentities that get triggered with poverty stories like this and start mentioning everyone like a mad dog Nkpi Nkita like you are doing on this thread.

Carry your sufferhead and go and bury yourself in a shallow swamp instead of being a nuisance on this thread. Blaady goat!!!

DKM123:



See this Olodo repete! You are seriously suffering from severe mental problem bordering on dementia. See how you carried the post on your dumb coconut head insulting everyone on the post yet you think you do not need your brain examined by a psychiatric doctor.
Oponu frustrated spaghetti-for-brains nattering nitwit like you.
It is always the poverty stricken nonentities that get triggered with poverty stories like this and start mentioning everyone like a mad dog Nkpi Nkita like you are doing on this thread.

Carry your sufferhead and go and bury yourself in a shallow swamp instead of being a nuisance on this thread. Blaady goat!!!

I will give you assignment, go and check the meaning of poverty I will not debate that with you,u still be small boy.
let me school you.
if na your papa get nairaland you go tell me.
from all what you just said it shows you are pained Lolzzzzz idiot.
go hug transformer, wasted sperm.
idiot, forming rich.
your family must be useless,for you to think am suffering. I dey catch cruise for your empty shell.... go get your self a brain is awesome, you and I know am mentally stable.

as your brain no fit comprehend things fast, is you that need to check your mental health Lolzzzzzzz olodo.
dog is far better than you.

armyofone:
My point stands - he should tell mama to stop hawking and do something else other that carrying tray on her head in the elements (sun etc) when she has grown up children.

good.
but your eyes failed to see were he mention "some day you will stop Hawking (sure say u go stop)"

you think he doesn't know what is right.
from the mother smile and joy seeing her son you will know the son has greater plan for her

bluefilm:


So he's just coming across her for the first time ever in his life?

You see how stupid it sounds trying to defend rubbish?

Nonsense.

that's not the first time,but probably first time his seeing her with his colleagues.
so were you expecting him to ignore his mother because that's not his first time?
I believe na so u dey do too.

armyofone:
My point stands - he should tell mama to stop hawking and do something else other that carrying tray on her head in the elements (sun etc) when she has grown up children.

Well.. If that is what makes mama happy.
She has been doing that all her life.
You think she can adapt to sitting in a shop all day?

ICEWIN:


I will give you assignment, go and check the meaning of poverty I will not debate that with you,u still be small boy.
let me school you.
if na your papa get nairaland you go tell me.
from all what you just said it shows you are pained Lolzzzzz idiot.
go hug transformer, wasted sperm.
idiot, forming rich.
your family must be useless,for you to think am suffering. I dey catch cruise for your empty shell.... go get your self a brain is awesome, you and I know am mentally stable.

as your brain no fit comprehend things fast, is you that need to check your mental health Lolzzzzzzz olodo.
dog is far better than you.

What is "you and I" kwanu? You are who? Are you mad or something?!!!! Biko, try and start your sentences with capital letters, it's disgusting that I am answering someone who doesn't know such BASICS.

Usually, I ignore people who can barely write a correct sentence and who exhibit signs of a very low IQ but since you think you know how to insult and went on to show your crass self mentioning and insulting half the people on this thread I will make sure I insult you everyday for the next one year! Next time, you will leave people's mentions alone and not be such a freaking im*becilic mo*ro*nic twa#t!


How can someone with such poor communication skills, such low IQ, such poor social skills that constitutes a vagabond on a thread as this yet when he is replied goes on to give lame comebacks, how can that person be rich? Hahahaha! With which brain such an idiatic phool wan take make money. Na so so coconut water full your kind of brain na. With the way you dey carry this thread for head, e clear say you and poverty na romantic partners ni and na that poverty you go die put! Olodo repete!

Proudlyomonna:



True talk.
But hawking no be fun oo.
I no think se if the momsy get better shop wey ac dey she go hawk for Nija Sun oo��
Who like suffer na.

She is used to it and that what keep her going. What if a mother you bought car foe and ended giving it to her you get brother and still trekking ?

lagosrd:


She is used to it and that what keep her going. What if a mother you bought car foe and ended giving it to her you get brother and still trekking ?

Biko help me translate what you wrote to English or pidgin
Thank you.

DKM123:


What is "you and I" kwanu? You are who? Are you mad or something?!!!! Biko, try and start your sentences with capital letters, it's disgusting that I am answering someone who doesn't know such BASICS.

Usually, I ignore people who can barely write a correct sentence and who exhibit signs of a very low IQ but since you think you know how to insult and went on to show your crass self mentioning and insulting half the people on this thread I will make sure I insult you everyday for the next one year! Next time, you will leave people's mentions alone and not be such a freaking im*becilic mo*ro*nic twa#t!


How can someone with such poor communication skills, such low IQ, such poor social skills that constitutes a vagabond on a thread as this yet when he is replied goes on to give lame comebacks, how can that person be rich? Hahahaha! With which brain such an idiatic phool wan take make money. Na so so coconut water full your kind of brain na. With the way you dey carry this thread for head, e clear say you and poverty na romantic partners ni and na that poverty you go die put! Olodo repete!

eyaa because of me you dey right story.
such an idiot.
you can't even express yourself Lolzzzzzzz come let me school you.
you and I know am doing well.
from what u just wrote it shows your parents transfer poverty to you.
my dog is better than you.
have told you go get yourself a brain is awesome.
pain ass Lolzzzz.

ICEWIN:


eyaa because of me you dey right story.
such an idiot.
you can't even express yourself Lolzzzzzzz come let me school you.
you and I know am doing well.
from what u just wrote it shows your parents transfer poverty to you.
my dog is better than you.
have told you go get yourself a brain is awesome.
pain ass Lolzzzz.

Hahahaha! You dey fear story? When you were insulting everyone on this thread I thought you had even an iota of wit. So you dey dry, witless and lame as fkuk like this yet you dey form "badmouth". So you no even sabi yab.

Nna mhen! You are too stuuuupppiddd for me to do this with you. Replying an unintelligent m#oronic imb*ecilic slowpoke like you will actually deplete my IQ. Your comebacks shows you are as clever as a stick of okporoko bread and it's no fun engaging you.

I go still dey insult you daily Sha boring or not.

Ozuolododo!

ICEWIN:


you are stewipid and senseelx.
were was it mention he was driving a car??
you are an hypocrite.

how many lawyer are doing well ??
can you compare him with falana?
go to court and see how lawyer hustle for clients especially mini cases like 3k.
oga calm down. go and watch the video on IG, his not the owner of the car, den reach 5 inside the Moto, he knows his mother is Hawking, he just came across her, which everybody will do, except you are ashame of your mum. na him friend video am, even him friend na passenger. you think say na every lawyer dey do well?? go to court room and see them chasing case of 4k per day job. you can see from his actions he has great promise for her, but life is not fare yet.

You are also stupid and senseless.

DKM123:


Hahahaha! You dey fear story? When you were insulting everyone on this thread I thought you had even an iota of wit. So you dey dry, witless and lame as fkuk like this yet you dey form "badmouth". So you no even sabi yab.

Nna mhen! You are too stuuuupppiddd for me to do this with you. Replying an unintelligent m#oronic imb*ecilic slowpoke like you will actually deplete my IQ. Your comebacks shows you are as clever as a stick of okporoko bread and it's no fun engaging you.

I go still dey insult you daily Sha boring or not.

Ozuolododo!

seriously am more disappointed that your can not express as little as an insult, still u claim you have IQ,who have the okporoko brain now? you are just a wasted sperm Lolzzzzz eyaa.
I dey try even imagine you with my personality, you be olodo.
your insult just describe you totally Lolzz.
am not insulting you am just describing you because you be human version of an idiot. You rant Like my dog. He also mention me for his entertainment. You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off Lolzzzzz eya well I guess mental hospital tested too many drugs on you today that's why u are so pained, I blame your father.

Emdebby2:
You are also stupid and senseless.

You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.

ICEWIN:

seriously am more disappointed that your can not express as little as an insult, still u claim you have IQ,who have the okporoko brain now? you are just a wasted sperm Lolzzzzz eyaa.
I dey try even imagine you with my personality, you be olodo.
your insult just describe you totally Lolzz.
am not insulting you am just describing you because you be human version of an idiot. You rant Like my dog. He also mention me for his entertainment. You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off Lolzzzzz eya well I guess mental hospital tested too many drugs on you today that's why u are so pained, I blame your father.

LMAO! Oga, you sure say you well so?! What da hell are you writing? I dey use pidgin English to answer you so that you no go dey fool your illiterate self dey "break bottle" anyhow with your "cut and join engris" yet you still dey reply me with brain draining, low intellect, abysmal IQ, comment.

If to say you still dey write wetin make sense with this your abiriba okoto meow meow engris, e go for still allow person read but you sound extremely stewpid and lacking in brain matter. It's pathetic, walahi!!!

When your poor mama and papa say make you go your free community secondary school, you say na truant you wan be for this life, NOW SEE YOUR LIFE!!! Illiterate buffoon!

Mindlog:
As a lawyer, is he not already earning to get his mum off the street?

Does she want to leave the street? My Aunty's son is a big tech guy in the US. They've asked her to come stay in the US but she has persistently refused.

firstbornson:


Does she want to leave the street? My Aunty's son is a big tech guy in the US. They've asked her to come stay in the US but she has persistently refused.

If a shop was set up for her, with more stock which is way more than what is on her tray....she will still prefer hawking under the Nigerian sun?

DKM123:



LMAO! Oga, you sure say you well so?! What da hell are you writing? I dey use pidgin English to answer you so that you no go dey fool your illiterate self dey "break bottle" anyhow with your "cut and join engris" yet you still dey reply me with brain draining, low intellect, abysmal IQ, comment.

If to say you still dey write wetin make sense with this your abiriba okoto meow meow engris, e go for still allow person read but you sound extremely stewpid and lacking in brain matter. It's pathetic, walahi!!!

When your poor mama and papa say make you go your free community secondary school, you say na truant you wan be for this life, NOW SEE YOUR LIFE!!! Illiterate buffoon!

yeah I went to free community sch.
and am far better than you.
oga wey don form literate,no fit speak and flow correctly,go back and read your write up Lolz.
well I believe you just mentioned me just like my dog Lolzz.
have told you learn to express yourself properly then u can meet my standard.
acting smart Lolz which you are not, if you are twice as smart as you are currently you will still remain stupid.
as for my papa and mama (Smiles) den dey well thanks for mentioning them it shows yours are suffering probably 6 foot.
Let me guess… you’re the first
person in your family without a brain Lolzzzzzzzzzz.
my boy plz do mention me once u need more.

ICEWIN:

yeah I went to free community sch.
and am far better than you.
oga wey don form literate,no fit speak and flow correctly,go back and read your write up Lolz.
well I believe you just mentioned me just like my dog Lolzz.
have told you learn to express yourself properly then u can meet my standard.
acting smart Lolz which you are not, if you are twice as smart as you are currently you will still remain stupid.
as for my papa and mama (Smiles) den dey well thanks for mentioning them it shows yours are suffering probably 6 foot.
Let me guess… you’re the first
person in your family without a brain Lolzzzzzzzzzz.
my boy plz do mention me once u need more.

OMG! Wetin be this?
E clear say you are a brainless clown whose medulla oblongata isn't functioning well. So you no know say na "pidgin engris" I dey take reply you?! Hahahaha!
So you are that much of a DUNCE to actually think say na English I dey take write to reply? Lngkm! Osim, "the English is not flowing well" Buhahahaha!

See the nattering nitwit wey dey call person illiterate. Abaaabiioo! E shock me! Hahahaha!

You are actually already cursed by being a semi illiterate, half baked, ignoramus Dundee. No bigger curse can be laid on you. Your parents already finished you kpatakpata by not using koboko to flog you till you reached the gate of your Agbaroto community college and stopped being a stewpid truant. Your life don already spoil! Ode!

ICEWIN:

You are like a cloud. When you disappear,
it’s a beautiful day.

That makes the two of us...

DKM123:


OMG! Wetin be this?
E clear say you are a brainless clown whose medulla oblongata isn't functioning well. So you no know say na "pidgin engris" I dey take reply you?! Hahahaha!
So you are that much of a DUNCE to actually think say na English I dey take write to reply? Lngkm! Osim, "the English is not flowing well" Buhahahaha!

See the nattering nitwit wey dey call person illiterate. Abaaabiioo! E shock me! Hahahaha!

You are actually already cursed by being a semi illiterate, half baked, ignoramus Dundee. No bigger curse can be laid on you. Your parents already finished you kpatakpata by not using koboko to flog you till you reached the gate of your Agbaroto community college and stopped being a stewpid truant. Your life don already spoil! Ode!

my dog want some more. well e choke.
that's shows you are useless in the real world outside nairaland.

you and I know am not cursed Lolzz you just pained that I am better than you.

If I throw stick Will you run? Lolzzzzz comprehend that message Biko because in the land of illiteracy you be the king,go read the nonsense you write for up.

I just want you to know that have been called worse thing by better people LolZ not illiterate like you that can not read and understand, neither can he express himself in a write up.

I lik the way you try to meet up to me, but is never going to happen because only dull people are brilliant in your house.

you type lousy.
make e no shock you.

ICEWIN:

my dog want some more. well e choke.
that's shows you are useless in the real world outside nairaland.

you and I know am not cursed Lolzz you just pained that I am better than you.

If I throw stick Will you run? Lolzzzzz comprehend that message Biko because in the land of illiteracy you be the king,go read the nonsense you write for up.

I just want you to know that have been called worse thing by better people LolZ not illiterate like you that can not read and understand, neither can he express himself in a write up.

I lik the way you try to meet up to me, but is never going to happen because only dull people are brilliant in your house.

you type lousy.
make e no shock you.

Hahahaha! So you have been called worse?!!! Buhahahaha! So you mean I am not the ONLY ONE that thinks you are an imbe*cilic Moroni"c unintelligent, low IQ, unscrupulous, illiterate tw@t?!! Lmao.

So people actually think you are WORSE and so have called you worse?! That's not a surprising revelation though cos I also think you are worse but I just dey pity you. Buhahahaha!

Your life has no meaning and you really should go jump into a river and kill yourself. Everyone already thinks you are of no value in this world.

bluefilm:


So you want to tell me that the joy of seeing his mother hawking for the very first time in his life is the reason for him celebrating her?

Wow!

Tell me something else, please.

I will ask again,what makes you think he doesn't know his mother hawks, or will you pass your mother if you meet her where she works

Ajmoziz:

I will ask again,what makes you think he doesn't know his mother hawks, or will you pass your mother if you meet her where she works

Don't be asking stupid questions biko.

If I pass my mother by while she's hawking, you think I will start snapping photos and making videos of her so that I will later post it online for people to congratulate me that I am proud of my mother who is a hawker even though I am a lawyer.

Does that make any sense to you?

What manner and level of nonsense attention seeking is that?

Nonsense.

bluefilm:


Don't be asking stupid questions biko.

If I pass my mother by while she's hawking, you think I will start snapping photos and making videos of her so that I will later post it online for people to congratulate me that I am proud of my mother who is a hawker even though I am a lawyer.

Does that make any sense to you?

What manner and level of nonsense attention seeking is that?

Nonsense.

Hmmm,just say it doesn't make sense to you and rest,as you no proud of your mama.when I recently graduated,I go momsi office, pictures wey I snap that day ehhhh and like I said,don't assume he is rich because he is a lawyer,most lawyers these days are living hand to mouth esp new lawywrs

DKM123:


Hahahaha! So you have been called worse?!!! Buhahahaha! So you mean I am not the ONLY ONE that thinks you are an imbe*cilic Moroni"c unintelligent, low IQ, unscrupulous, illiterate tw@t?!! Lmao.

So people actually think you are WORSE and so have called you worse?! That's not a surprising revelation though cos I also think you are worse but I just dey pity you. Buhahahaha!

Your life has no meaning and you really should go jump into a river and kill yourself. Everyone already thinks you are of no value in this world.

you don't value me because you are pained am weeping your ass Lolzzz eyaaa such a pity.

yes atleast am saying the truth people called me worse which you and I know same thing have happened to you.
my point is clear and simple, you are not up to there standard.

is so hilarious and stupid all u can think of is for me to go and die Lolzzzzz it shows am weeping your ass.

am sorry I hurt your feelings for calling you stupid because I thought you knew.

just know that am only describing you and please comprehend all what I just said.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until they speak pls go and do some corrections above, don't be proud. you are an illiterate that can not fix words.

beside you and I know that I am not an illiterate and am also not an imbe all what you just said I am not you Know this just accept the truth and its ok if you disagree with me I can't force you to be right Lolzzz always say the truth.

I gave you real insult from your true self, not moran, low IQ what ever bla bla bla blah.
you and I know from your write up you are stupid alrdy that's why I keep on saying that Lolzzzzz.

I am just so talented. I can give you your standard over and over again and
ignore you at the same time Lolzzz you no reach my standard oga come learn work,your parents didn't try for you at all,u be correct idiot first class.
mention me once you need more FOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Ajmoziz:


Hmmm,just say it doesn't make sense to you and rest,as you no proud of your mama.when I recently graduated,I go momsi office, pictures wey I snap that day ehhhh and like I said,don't assume he is rich because he is a lawyer,most lawyers these days are living hand to mouth esp new lawywrs

No wonder you are defending rubbish here because just like you, he went to his mommy's "office" to snap photos to show that world that he has finally finally graduated abi?

Mtcheeeewww

Ndi ara; ndi ara.

ICEWIN:


you don't value me because you are pained am weeping your ass Lolzzz eyaaa such a pity.

yes atleast am saying the truth people called me worse which you and I know same thing have happened to you.
my point is clear and simple, you are not up to there standard.

is so hilarious and stupid all u can think of is for me to go and die Lolzzzzz it shows am weeping your ass.

am sorry I hurt your feelings for calling you stupid because I thought you knew.

just know that am only describing you and please comprehend all what I just said.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until they speak pls go and do some corrections above, don't be proud. you are an illiterate that can not fix words.

beside you and I know that I am not an illiterate and am also not an imbe all what you just said I am not you Know this just accept the truth and its ok if you disagree with me I can't force you to be right Lolzzz always say the truth.

I gave you real insult from your true self, not moran, low IQ what ever bla bla bla blah.
you and I know from your write up you are stupid alrdy that's why I keep on saying that Lolzzzzz.

I am just so talented. I can give you your standard over and over again and
ignore you at the same time Lolzzz you no reach my standard oga come learn work,your parents didn't try for you at all,u be correct idiot first class.
mention me once you need more FOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

WTF?!!!

You say you are whipping me?! See who dey whip person? Can you even spell whip? Hahahahaha!

First of all, it's "whipping", and not "weeping". I read that first line and decided not to punish my IQ reading the rest extremely mundane hogwash you have to write.
Start your sentences with CAPITAL LETTERS for goodness sake! My 7year old little cousin KNOWS THIS! Kaii! What sort of brainless, dullwitted, olodo repete, are you?

Who showed you how to use nairaland cos you strike me as one of those atutupoyoyo who managed to use all thier live savings to buy phone and now coming to rub shoulders on social media with people they can never stand up to in real life because they went to afternoon school and can now write "this is a boy".

You go hear wwweeeennn for this nairaland. Go ask others. Shebi you were the first to mention me because you think you can insult everyone on this thread and go scot free. Hahaha! Na correct Thunder wan faya you for this nairaland as I will mention and insult you everyday until you get frustrated. Next time you see my mention, you will Waka pass and not be a nuisance.

Ozuolododo!!!!