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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by stano2(m): 8:13am On Apr 12, 2022

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by techWriter3: 8:13am On Apr 12, 2022

Na which wisecrack you comin chance "merix" like this

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by wolesmile(m): 8:14am On Apr 12, 2022

We don know say Na fiction.
Fine...
But come and finish it nah

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Payperboii(m): 8:15am On Apr 12, 2022

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Skillsnigeria: 8:16am On Apr 12, 2022

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by ekanx27(m): 8:17am On Apr 12, 2022

Na wa

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nobody: 8:17am On Apr 12, 2022

Lol.. thanks for making me laugh

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by thinkmoney(m): 8:17am On Apr 12, 2022

ProfGday:
Crazy writer....i gbadun ur sense of humour sha

Una no go kee person with laugh for nairaland oh

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Shadysen: 8:17am On Apr 12, 2022

I have a huge problem, I feel givein up.

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by kemiwealth: 8:18am On Apr 12, 2022

This ur story got me laughing

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by NoFucksToGive: 8:18am On Apr 12, 2022

This joke.has circulated on social media over a month ago, the OP.isnstealimg the joke and changing it...and a mod brought this rubbish mix to front page ?

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Coldbreeze(m): 8:18am On Apr 12, 2022

Bigredmachine:
Interesting story line

If e no be story, baba don enter.

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by chukwuibuipob: 8:19am On Apr 12, 2022

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by 9jayes: 8:19am On Apr 12, 2022

The snake don lata kill dis guy nd nobody to complete d story

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by dalass(f): 8:19am On Apr 12, 2022

Bros dey cry cos of snake,? shocked

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nahunger(m): 8:20am On Apr 12, 2022

gaby:
Na which joke you dey try "merix" like this?

For more jokes text 1 grin

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by sauceEEP(m): 8:20am On Apr 12, 2022

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nahunger(m): 8:21am On Apr 12, 2022

liftedud:
Weldone ooo

[right][/right]
This type story supposed feature for Netflix

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by SouljaBoy0020: 8:21am On Apr 12, 2022

��, wahala be like wetin again comrade

Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by hope4nigeria(m): 8:21am On Apr 12, 2022

RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,

Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .

I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....

I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,

She rushed in.

" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes

Omo I weak...

If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...

I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..

' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....

"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....

The first thought that came to my mind was

"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....

And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...

After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..

I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...

When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..

Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself

,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,

I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in

,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....

To make matters worse nepa took the light .....

Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....

As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....

The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......

A voice says to me. ' Who send you '

Typing.......

what is your problem, it's an offence to be lol in Nigeria at this time, you are so funny

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Truetalk3139: 8:21am On Apr 12, 2022

Lol, maa&d!

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nahunger(m): 8:21am On Apr 12, 2022

vincentjk:

Abeg mention me when you drop another update.

This one pass suoerstory

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Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Olam09(m): 8:21am On Apr 12, 2022

RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,

Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .

I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....

I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,

She rushed in.

" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes

Omo I weak...

If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...

I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..

' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....

"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....

The first thought that came to my mind was

"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....

And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...

After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..

I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...

When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..

Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself

,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,

I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in

,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....

To make matters worse nepa took the light .....

Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....

As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....

The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......

A voice says to me. ' Who send you '

Typing.......