| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Onewazobia(m): 10:41am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Na wah oo, 1 Like 
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Boladdsox(m): 10:57am On Apr 12, 2022 |
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Prettygirl200(f): 10:59am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
In a country where people are killed daily by bandits , bad roads and terrorism , it would be a shame if my news end up on front page as ' Handsome guy killed by a mere snake "... I quickly imagined the comments,
. ' snake wey lala dey chop na him chop this one ..
' let him die,we don't need cowards like this '...
......some Bloggers are also crazy , they will probably give it a more demeaning title.
. 'A well built young man killed by a tiny snake'...
Chai I refuse to end like that , I quickly picked up the last courage and strength in me ... Since the baby is beside me I carried her in my arms and then tried to open the door..
My plan was that once I get out I would seek for more hands to help. But the stupid door refuse to open and the baby cries makes it difficult to hear the mother explanation on how to open the door......
At that moment light came back on...
The baby stopped crying when she saw light , I looked towards the kitchen and I could see the snake ,,,, very long thing.. it has been staring at me all along......
Omo a very hot cold catch me... I don't know if cold can be hot but I swear na hot cold catch me....
The snake was looking at me and the door ... I don't speak snake language but something tells me the snake is telling me to leave the way .... Omo na so I bow down to respectfully to the snake and moved to the other side... But instead of the snake to go out of the house .. it turns to me again...
The little girl I was carrying then asked me . " Uncle why are you crying ? '..... That's when I know tears have been falling down my eyes......
'shhhhhhhhhhhh'.... I told her ...
Typing ..... lol wahala |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by komodapson(m): 11:04am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Na lie go kee u with this ur story..... Who goes attacking a Snake with a mopping stick  I no dey fear snakes...lailai...but snake get level ó, anything aside those green snake and common black snakes, which often inactive during the day...omo! Count me out... 'Cos I don watch "snake in city " taaya...I don learn...the first question he ask is..the color , then the length.., so u go fit know wetin u wan battle with 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Oyiboman69: 11:05am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
mad man you don come again with your funny story.... 3 Likes 
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by jubrilELsudan: 11:16am On Apr 12, 2022 |
VERY DRY 
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by fof1: 11:18am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
EASTER ENTERTAINMENT STORY SERIES ABI? |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nobody: 11:18am On Apr 12, 2022 |
ignis:
Learn to add Fiction in the subject of your story. It will held alot. In an attempt to carry out pull-down tactics, you also shot yourself in the foot. I wonder why some of you are feeling green with envy that the OP's amazing story happens to be a work of fiction. Must Nigerians always expect to hear real-life bad news? That's why you shouldn't come in to another's creative space with your own personal expectations. It saves one from being disappointed.  Meanwhile, at the emboldened words... Let me share your own advice with you. Learn to reread your sentences. It will " help " a lot.  8 Likes |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nobody: 11:20am On Apr 12, 2022 |
Next pls, the way i laugh my anty talk say wetin i dey laugh like this 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Bmaster(m): 11:22am On Apr 12, 2022 |
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nobody: 11:23am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
In a
The little girl I was carrying then asked me . " Uncle why are you crying ? '..... That's when I know tears have been falling down my eyes......
'shhhhhhhhhhhh'.... I told her ...
Typing ..... Haha. OP, this one is hilarious. Keep it coming. " Uncle, why are you crying " Rotflmao. " The snake was telling me to leave the way " My ribs!!!  1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by mrkings84(m): 11:30am On Apr 12, 2022 |
From the look of things seems the snake finally landed the op in mortuary!
God be praised!! 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by bull67: 11:31am On Apr 12, 2022 |
more please, abi story don finish ni? |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by highmood(m): 11:40am On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
just imagining your story |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by faithfull18(f): 12:13pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
interesting. |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by adajoe555: 12:29pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
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| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by purejustice36: 12:31pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Nairaland is full of bitter and negative people with negative mindset
They don't ever see anything good in what people do , and most of them have nothing in life other than their 100mb which they use to type rubbish here
Someone made a post, it made you laugh
Whether it's a true story or not , why discouraging him ?
This forum is already too boring without stories like these
I remember so many monikers that used to drop pfunjy stories like this whether true or not but at the end of the day they get banned by all these bitter lifeless mods that will never make it in life
I have given up on this place long time ago , the people here lack sense , if stories like this don't come often would your lakpa lakpa yansh that smells like poverty still be in nairaland ?
Just enjoy the story and laugh out ur poverty jeje
I fear snakes like hell too but if I was this guy typing this story I would not finish it at all , but if it was someone like Tundeednut that dropped this on his Instagram page y'all would be showing him fake love by calling him fge best blogger
Useless people una papa
Oya lifeless mod block my account till 2070 wey ur generation no go even use eye see
@RealGboy I love the story , thanks for making my day 28 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by FullBlastLight: 12:38pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
virginchaser:
Woah! I am surprised at the numbers on board (560 still counting) on Tuesday morning Nigerian time. Methinks d 560 guests are d unregistered readers of NL updates, wich is totally different frm d number of d registered NLers simultaneously on d thread! I may be incorrect though! |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by a2d3rew(m): 12:53pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
����I tire ooo |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Successlane: 1:19pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Akorkor:
The number of people reading this thread though.... Nice one Ops. I laugh so hard....... Even though the story may not be true but it made me laugh. Thank you That's just it.
It should not be fight, insults, hates .... all the time, wetin?
Make we laugh once in a while |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by madjune(m): 1:35pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Nice story line.
You've the potential to be a good film writer, but not for Nollywood.
Your story is deeper than they think. |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 2:05pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
adolfHitler1934:
Ayaf laff sotey I fall for ground in my office. My colleague just rushed into my office to know what made me fell on the ground yakata like broom...I showed him the story and he's also laffing like mumu.
Abeg na this kind story dey commot anger and frustration wey this useless broom wielding evil party brought upon Nigerians.
Please finish the story o. You should read his old stories, you’d laugh for 24hours |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by TrebleChamp(m): 2:49pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
RealGboy:
I was enjoying my night rest when I heard a loud knock on my door .around 1am this morning
The knocks were so loud that I jumped up .. the first thing that came to my mind was armed robbers ,
Then I heard my name , the voice was that of My single neighbor.. but what could be the problem I asked myself .
I jumped to the sitting room and try checking the windows to be sure she was not followed , normally I would have pretended to be fast asleep but this my neighbor was actually nice to me..
Easy going and very respectful....
I took a leap of faith and opened my doors ,
She rushed in.
" Bros please sorry to bother you this late , but there is a snake in my kitchen, come and help me kill it "... she begged with fear in her eyes
Omo I weak...
If there is anything I fear more than God then it has to be snakes ... The name snake alone sends shivers down my spine...
I stepped back from her a bit cos only God knows if the same snake had not followed her into my house or am I hearing double ?..
' sorry what did you say is in your kitchen again '... I asked hoping and praying she says snails and not snakes ....
"I said a long black snake is in my kitchen ,I woke up to get water from the fridge when I saw it ,I ran out immediately ,please come help me kill it my daughter is still inside sleeping"....
The first thought that came to my mind was
"What kind of mother run out of the house leaving her daughter inside with a snake "....
And why on earth did this woman think I'm the best person to call to kill a snake ..me that fear rat ..not to talk of snake...
After much thinking I decided to help her ,the woman sees me as an able man that's why she came to me and I must not fall my hand..
I grabbed the stick attached to my mop and a knife,I turned to her and told her. "LET'S GO"...
When we got to her door I did my cross sign ,if I die I die ..
Although I have no plans to die yet but I said that to motivate and ginger myself
,I opened the door and walked in , immediately I was inside the door locked behind me ,
I turned and realized the woman did not follow me in
,omo...I quickly tried opening the door but it was jammed and refuses to open....
To make matters worse nepa took the light .....
Chai ...I started sweating immediately...there was no torch and I don't even know where the snake is at the moment .....
As if that was not enough I felt something circling around my leg..I took my mop and gave it a big hit ....I continue hitting whatever it is...until I heard a baby crying that's when.I realized it was the daughter I have been hitting with mop stick....
The woman hearing her daughter voice tried to come in but the door was locked ..she was saying something about how I can unlock the door but my soul had already left me.... Na die I dey already.......
A voice says to me. ' Who send you '
Typing.......
The bolded make me laugh no be small, Op been dey expect kpakam kpokom . Nice writeup Op... 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by nicedayontop: 2:57pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Op, please continue, any story that will make me laugh loud even on empty stomach is highly welcome in this frustrating country and its insensitive, corrupt,visionless,selfish and wicked leaders. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Harlarbiz01(m): 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
You said single neighbour, I'm surprised she has a baby.. why not say single mother of one.. You no plan your story well bro |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Tunagee(m): 4:13pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
adolfHitler1934:
Ayaf laff sotey I fall for ground in my office. My colleague just rushed into my office to know what made me fell on the ground yakata like broom...I showed him the story and he's also laffing like mumu.
Abeg na this kind story dey commot anger and frustration wey this useless broom wielding evil party brought upon Nigerians.
Please finish the story o. You are right jare! |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by kbams241: 4:23pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Prettygirl200:
lol wahala Where is d rest of ur story na abi u just wish to keep ur papa for suspense |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Aaay: 4:31pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Give it to her |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Prettygirl200(f): 4:36pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
kbams241:
Where is d rest of ur story na abi u just wish to keep ur papa for suspense Which story Kwanu  |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Nobody: 4:48pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Cogs:
This post deserves frontpage I concur. It does. The suspense intertwined with humour in the OP's piece is off the charts. Some NL commenters are just expressing envy covertly. 1 Like |
| Re: My Single Neighbor Came Knocking At My Door Late In The Night by Worlddaddybongo: 5:08pm On Apr 12, 2022 |
Na so so nepa Dey take light for una story |
