DispatcherLagos:


Balls? Lol....who breaks up a relationship these days? Mehn we will just keep doing the "trade by batter" thing until she finds a simp and invites me for her wedding..... That's what I call "friends with benefits"

DispatcherLagos:

My brother Ike gwukwaram o.
I already knew this....cos I know how well my savings was before she came onboard relative to now..... after all ana eji esi ahu ama uto nsi ( literally translated: you can predict how bad a shit will taste from the smell of the fart).

If just courtship is like this, how much more marriage?

And you call her your girlfriend?

You are the thirsty one here.

Closet simp.

CalmElder:







I ask married people, both male and female, point blank if they are enjoying their marriages.
Most say that they don'tt.
If not because of morals, I for no reason am lailai!

Which morals nii

Its a two way stuff...

1. Will you let the society(moral) get burnt and save yourself?
2. Will you save yourslef and let the society get burnt?

For me I'll save myself and let the fvvkñ society get burnt 4 all I care...

Jesus died for the society, still they messed up...

Save yourself, cos when you are in trouble the same society wont gv a fvvk bout you.

tonididdy:
You see all this marriages complaining on NL, that they want to leave, they are tired, this and that...




The problem is you did not marry your bestfriend.
- YOU marry and then start forming formal, no flexibility in your relationship.
-You marry and life becomes so stiff.
Being married does not automatically qualify you as " a man or woman living just to have kids and provide food on the table ", there's more spice to it, ya'all missing out on.
How many of you can fart in presence of your partners comfortably and have a Laff thereafter?
How many of you can play PS and Xbox with your wife?
How many of you take turns to cook at home?
How many of you can walk on the road taking selfies like kids?
How many of you can audibly praise your wife's physique in public? How many of you can jokingly spank your wife ass outdoors?

A wise man once told me, the secret of staying married forever is to see yourself as kids and start growing all over again.


Ya'all need to loosen up... Getting married doesn't mean you are old and should behave like grandpa and grandma

One thing about being a simp is that you never know how much she hates that.
If you like do all those trash u listed up there.... she will always love that gangster/player that makes her cry and feel jealous once in a while and comes back to apologize and give her a memorable fvck more than she will ever love you.

Heathrow44:



shatap there! u should be more concerned about getting a husband at this ur age than to be talking nonsense, wen u find someone that puts ring in ur fingers u can come and talk to us and ur fingers aren't for diamonds

I've noticed you... Now move along

djon78:


Make another put

The person might have helped him to dodge a bullet

Maybe you are also a bullet

There are too many simps in this country.
God why?
You love her, you love her.
Which yeye love?
Abegi

Imagine me playing my PlayStation and my girlfriend says she wants to ignore me..

Imbecilicsamuel:




And you call her your girlfriend?

You are the thirsty one here.

Closet simp.

Think of it anyway and anyhow you want.... after all you can't ever convince "who dey don wash.....take cook for,".

I can be very romantic and loving....but I don't let it interfere with my peace of mind and happiness.

Nyascobar1414:


Simp, so a man should take turns in cooking

How about a woman should take turns in paying bills...

Hollywood don put weed for your head....pan

... It's best you stay out of marriage because person like you go either use work Kee your wife or you go use blow redesign her face when she refuses to cook.

AutoRedux:


This thing wey you dey talk na bullshit. Peace of mind should at all cost be paramount in anyone's life. If I have to force you to see me as the head of the house then it is over between us. The best thing here is divorce before murder will do them apart.

Nobody will take you as the head of the house bro if you don't position yourself as the head.

DispatcherLagos:

One thing about being a simp is that you never know how much she hates that.
If you like do all those trash u listed up there.... she will always love that gangster/player that makes her cry and feel jealous once in a while and comes back to apologize and give her a memorable fvck more than she will ever love you.

You are a real nigga

Perfectbeing:
Imagine me playing my PlayStation and my girlfriend says she wants to ignore me..

I mean, I just tire o.
No be person wey get your time you go ignore?
Some men are just funny.

Romanoff:


Therapy.

There's a communication lapse between you two.

There's probably lack of fulfillment on her part. She's also probably not happy with something in your marriage that she is not talking about.

Don't listen to those telling you to divorce her.

Most are children.

Lets not decieve ourselves, therapy is not for the race cos most of us are raised in a ghetto way. recommending a therapy to a black man is like asking a white man to go see a pastor

DispatcherLagos:

One thing about being a simp is that you never know how much she hates that.
If you like do all those trash u listed up there.... she will always love that gangster/player that makes her cry and feel jealous once in a while and comes back to apologize and give her a memorable fvck more than she will ever love you.

Good for you, don't be a "simp" whatever that word means.

echomanji:
I have a wife and a 3Yr old baby. My wife is my issue tho.

1) she has low sex drive of which i've learnt to live wit without cheating on her.

2) she is overjealous to the extent of calling any of my friends that demands too much of my attention to backoff, most especially the female friends.

3) gets angry so easily and when she does, she doesnt even talk to me for days, nt even greeting. Even when she is at fault. I'll be the one begging. She only asks me for money to cook and that is all.

I'm tired of this to be honest and i'm considering calling it quits. I love her with all my heart bt this marriage is torment 4 me. I'm getting fed up wit the whole thing. I've tried severally to talk sense into her all to no avail.

Need advice pls.....

Boy you need to be happy for her low sex drive because the one with high sex drive will give you more than headache.

DispatcherLagos:

[s]Think of it anyway and anyhow you want.... after all you can't ever convince "who dey don wash.....take cook for,".

I can be very romantic and loving....but I don't let it interfere with my peace of mind and happiness[/s].

It's pointless to come out here and pretend to be someone you are not.

That girl dey chop you wella.

tonididdy:

... It's best you stay out of marriage because person like you go either use work Kee your wife or you go use blow redesign her face when she refuses to cook.

So, she go use bills kill me nkor,
or a mans life ain't Important..

Y'all p*ssywh!pped niggas will learn one day..

You guys ain't know that this b!tches cant stand for you in a scenarion that doesn't benefit them...

What a shame...


Its always bros over H0es though!

Acidosis:


Nobody will take you as the head of the house bro if you don't position yourself as the head.

I no blame you sha. Make I tell you, for this life, what works, works. And what doesn't, doesn't.

When you mix water and sugar, the sugar dissolves in it but what do you think happens when you try to mix water and oil? Bro marriage no be by force. Divorce is there for a reason!!!

Tundellinium:
Brother, I was in your shoes. Exactly the same scenario. But I left her before getting married. I can't be spending money on problem.

And thing is, most times they're not that endowed physically.

The main thing is that they were exhOes..

tonididdy:

Good for you, don't be "simp" whatever that word means.

Being a simp is synonymous to suicide bro.

We bang them hard....... don't call them especially when we promised to....... don't pick their calls always especially when she suspects you're seeing someone else.

Don't feel jealous about her calls, posts and people you see her with.
Always surprise her with your good looks and tease her sometimes.
Bro.... she can't let us go even after a break up

Too many unhappy married people.jeeeez

Nyascobar1414:


So, she go use bills kill me nkor,
or a mans life ain't Important..

Y'all p*ssywh!pped niggas will learn one day..

You guys ain't know that this b!tches cant stand for you in a scenarion that doesn't benefit them...

What a shame...


Its always bros over H0es though!

Unku if your wife can't stand for you, then you married yourself.
It's not written anywhere that bills are made for the husband only
PS: I'm not sweet talking marriage but let the good times outweigh the complains

echomanji:
its hard. I love her.

u are just a happy mumu

bukatyne:


1. Ok

2. Hmmmm, I don't what you mean by too much attention; I don't know if you & your female friends understand boundaries in relationships. Also I don't know if you have given her a reason to distrust you in the past.

3. Your reaction/response to her action is faulty. While angry, she doesn't talk to you for days and you are begging; why? Don't you have self respect? Let's assume you are wrong, you apologize and she decides to continue the silent treatment; let her be.

Then the height of it: she asks you for food money & you give her during the silent treatment. You don't want to talk to me yet you want my money or any other thing I have to offer ? If it is not a life/death matter, I will develop selective deafness till you come to your senses.

You need to sit up and lead your marriage by example the way you want it to be.

You really said it all sire...respect to your addition.

TheCongo2:


Don't be a coward bro ...
Put that damn ring on your girlfriend finger before someone else does

Shut the crap simp, Is she fvvkñ special, ain't millions of girls better than her

Sexual urge and Libido is mans greatest enemy.

Imbecilicsamuel:


It's pointless to come out here and pretend to be someone you are not.

That girl dey chop you wella.

Of course.... she dey chop my d1ck Wella.

What else do you want to accuse me of...let me clarify it for you sir

DispatcherLagos:

Being a simp is synonymous to suicide bro.

We bang them hard....... don't call them especially when we promised to....... don't pick their calls always especially when she suspects you're seeing someone else.

Don't feel jealous about her calls, posts and people you see her with.
Always surprise her with your good looks and tease her sometimes.
Bro.... she can't let us go even after a break up

This na bf and gf formula.
Try that in marriage and she will dump your ass.

Take a break. Leave her ass for a little while, let her brain reset.

DispatcherLagos:

Of course.... she dey chop my d1ck Wella.

What else do you want to accuse me of...let me clarify it for you sir

You haven't defined your relationship well. Perhaps you don't even know.

Ask her.

Kriss216:

LOVE is just a word used by two fools to deceive themselves.

She doesn't talk to you only to ask money for food and you give her

That's where your problem lies. Learn to fight fire with fire or leave the marriage. No woman is worth your peace of mind.

Honestly, these kind of men is the reason some women misbehave.
She will still collect that food money and give it to another man and he will be there saying he loves her.
Is there anything like love?

tonididdy:

Anyman wey everybody dey talk say na e wife dey kontrol am, is living in peace my brother

Ladies and gentlemen....we need to be remembering this our brother in prayers.


They don finish am patapata

jidamsel43:
Don't cheat on her but marry another woman, she will behave normally.
If you divorce her, you are adding to world problems

Advice from a married polygamist, or a person who loves to give advice he has never taken?