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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Sunny2034: 11:22pm On May 10, 2022 |
tunmoj: The best!!! 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by marwanafrica: 11:26pm On May 10, 2022 |
Twoclans: where are you from in kaduna,Ma 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Testimony1988(m): 11:27pm On May 10, 2022 |
Hmmm, maybe they were trying to monitor what is happening in the room. 2 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by koolaid87: 11:34pm On May 10, 2022 |
ImpactBooks: How do you get fvck boys in all these cities ? Abi Na Love Machine you dey use for nights 2 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Goalnaldo(m): 11:35pm On May 10, 2022 |
brutal1:LMAO he say na Boeing 767AC Twitter don make me dey miss nairaland 7 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Goalnaldo(m): 11:41pm On May 10, 2022 |
I know the dude that said he slept with the 60 old woman was probably lying but why are folks saying it's not possible to f.uck a 60 year old lady?? All these sugar mommies we hear about, how old do you think they are 10 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Ebenezer2021(m): 11:43pm On May 10, 2022 |
stunnert:you miserable liar 3 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 11:49pm On May 10, 2022 |
Sucre6:Yeah this one deactivated..can you observe that the message is inaccessible..? 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Mandem05: 11:50pm On May 10, 2022 |
[quote author=stunnert post=105334611]I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor. I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds. We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out[/quote. See if una see the 60 year ace I dey catch cruise with now ehn, una go wan enter. 3 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Mandem05: 11:52pm On May 10, 2022 |
[quote author=Ebenezer2021 post=112712640] you miserable liar [/quote And you sabi say Na lie because you dey dia with am abi? 3 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by brutal1(m): 12:05am On May 11, 2022 |
Omotara Midetel …6k or 7k with damages 1k which is refundable aysnoopy: 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Ekugbeh(m): 12:07am On May 11, 2022 |
Benny93:Covenant Suite. Next time, Check in EMODIC. But it always filled. 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by delzbaba(m): 12:07am On May 11, 2022 |
If you lodge in hotel for sokoto state, check the walls and corners of the bed, na so so dry spit full am 4 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Timoleon(m): 12:07am On May 11, 2022 |
‘Ajax Men’ this one off me. adanny01: 2 Likes
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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by brutal1(m): 12:10am On May 11, 2022 |
The hotel at UI is Midetel or omotara ….the other one which should not be called hotel …if you are coming from Bodija you turn right and left. A man sells bicycle at the junction. The rooms there are like 50 50 on each sides to your first corridor ooo if you turn right from that stair …many rooms dey there too…:red towel Oxtertee: 2 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by OgwuEgo: 12:24am On May 11, 2022 |
Na saltlake or something hotel I remember staying in. CaptainAyub: |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Sniper101(m): 12:34am On May 11, 2022 |
I remember one time I travelled down South for a wedding ceremony. I checked into a Guest House and decided to call on a friend of mine, who resides a few kilometers away, to come spend a night with me; that am in her State and am lodged in Guest House not too far off from where she once told me she lives at. Mehnnn...when I later discovered that the mosquitoes in the room were actually quite unbearable, it was sometime around past 10pm. By that time of the night I had to take the risk of going outside to buy insecticide. When it was time to do things and things, dawan con become another wahala cos as we were in the middle of doing things, we got to discover that the bed too was something else. She and I had to just bring down the foam to the bare floor because of the loud squeaky sounds the wooden bed was making while we were dancing on it. Las las, na for ontop the foam wey we drop for ordinary ground na e we dey conclude our dance session. Na for the same foam wey dey ground na e we still sleep till morning; managing to bear the horrible mosquito bites. By day break sef I no bother to raise the foam up. We just leave the foam for ground there con check out of the horrible room. Ah swear, that was the most horrible hotel experience I've ever had till date. stunnert: Lwkmdh... Nigerians Some of una dey craze. Ah swear 5 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by kingsolomonjnr01(m): 1:20am On May 11, 2022 |
TarOrfeeek:That was funny... Where in Calabar south? Because I reside in Calabar south 2 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by imagrg(m): 1:47am On May 11, 2022 |
Most hotels at Akungba-Akoko are ok. But at night I stay awake playing the role of a vigilante because times are rough, trust no one! 2 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by omoyankee3(m): 1:47am On May 11, 2022 |
Interesting thread 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Prisco4luv(m): 1:51am On May 11, 2022 |
Mine was rat.. And mosquito 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by justjify(m): 2:11am On May 11, 2022 |
nony43:Extra pillow off me 3 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Ishilove: 3:46am On May 11, 2022 |
younglleo:He's obviously lying 1 Like |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Boc007(m): 3:56am On May 11, 2022 |
Experience is the best teacher 13 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Powersurge: 5:26am On May 11, 2022 |
nony43: I just dey laugh reading your story. When u dey pay 2500 for hotel wetin u dey expect. I have not had such experience. Ironically,I hv lodge in hotel of 3k and everything was ok. Notwithstanding, I lodge in hotel on 7k in another city, the roof was leaking. My frd dt lodged in 14k room in d same hotel had rodent problem. 4 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Olumighty123(m): 5:38am On May 11, 2022 |
rickleye: Check out deens apartment, it's just behind ICM, it's a cool place 2 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Olumighty123(m): 5:44am On May 11, 2022 |
Timoleon: People sabi code words sha |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Munzy14(m): 5:53am On May 11, 2022 |
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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Paretomaster1(m): 6:04am On May 11, 2022 |
delzbaba: Where for Sokoto, I always lodge at Pinnacle or Giginya (5star) before it fold up or something.. Hope no be Ifeoma you go � 2 Likes |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by sukkot: 6:18am On May 11, 2022 |
my own was in the UK sha. so my big bro came in from naija and was in gravesend kent. said i should fall in to see him. me wey dey manchester dey in the struggle. anyway so i being dey check the hotels for that area, oh boy the hotels were like 200 pounds a night. for where ? i dey crase ? thats like spending 150 thousand naira just to sleep for one nght. i was going to be there for 3 days. na so i see one small hotel for like 30 pounds a night. na hin baba just drop money for 3 nghts online. i come head for the trip. oh by that trip long oooo. train from preston to manchester and then manchester to london and then london to gravesend kent. total of like 6 hours. i reach there for night. i come find the hotel come see am. when first see the place my mouth drop. e be like haunted house. and it is night time ooo and the driveway leading up to the house was very long and winding and there were lots of noises coming from the bushes on either side of the driveway and i saw a few foxes. my liver wan fail me.i say make i turn back but where i go sleep inside this cold winter night ? for street ? i pray small come soldier on, the place looked eerie and deserted and foxes just dey make noise anyhow and all kinds of creatures darting in and out of the bushes. baba just stay for the middle of the driveway dey waka in boxing stance so that i will be ready for anybody that jumps out of the bush to come and kee me. anyway i eventually made it to the smALL hotel after nearly 10 minutes of going round andround this winding driveway. as i knock on the door this 300 year old prehistoric woman just open the door. my lver fail me again. i say shuoooo which kind harry porter lord of the ring creature be this ? ahh ahh but it was too late and cold and i was desperate so your boy soldier on, na one time man dey die. maybe i go dey the cauldron of some witches that night as african meat soup. anyway so the woman introduced herself and took me to my room. it was decent enough. you know over there they still have standards even if the hotel is cheap. she showed me everything and where the bathroom was ( room was not ensuite ). as soon as the woman left i bolt the door come push my bed behind the door so that nobody will surprise me at night. anyway the night was ok i slept and next day i called my brother and brother in law to come and pick me from this hotel. when they saw the place they were shocked that i had the liver to stay in the haunted house. oh and i forgot too add there was noother guests in the whole hotel. the woman said something about the season was a down season or something like that. so it was just me and this 300 year old prehistoric woman in this haunted house all night. anyway so my brother in law was shocked he said if it was him he would have turned back immediately and just gone and sleep in the park on the bench lmaooo that he does not care about losing the money he paid. till today when i see the guy ( my sisters husband ) we still laugh about the incident. they are surprised i made it out alive after 3 days in that place. its now one of the stories at family functons lmaooooo 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by lagosrd: 6:19am On May 11, 2022 |
Just been chilling with all these funny stories. I just don't know how to tell my own story because I have seen more than enough. The good, bad and the ugly in Nigerian hotels. After visiting over 700 hotels in my course of work and personal travels both in the cities and the rural areas. Anyway the most important are these safety tips. 1. Avoid night travelling as much as possible as it sets you into the parts of desperation when you arrive your destination late. It makes you go for the worst of places to sleep. 2. Avoid unnecessary friends and strangers in a new environment. 3. When you're visiting a new area foe the first time they and make your reservations especially between the range of 8k to 15k so as to be able to understand the area well and know the hot spot and areas to avoid during the day and night. 4. Make little reach to know the areas those hotels are located and avoid presenting yourself as a complete novice to okada riders or cab riders. 5. When you get to a hotel, ensure you check the toilet, wardrobe and the bedsheet first. Avoid using their towel and take your own hand towel along in your luggage as much as possible. 6. Check the location of your room to the exit, check the door locks, check the closeness to the bar if you Intends having a sound sleep. 7. Once you enter your room, lock the door from behind. Either you're still stepping out or not. Avoid attacks . And don't just open your door anyhow to room service, some are spys 8. Ensure you pay with bank transfer most times, it's a form of security for you . Snap the form you're asked to fill and send same to a friend or wife. 9. Don't be complacent about your security. If you notice a few play. Be proactive, tell them you want to change room even at the dead if the night. 10. Check their TV, tell the porter to one it for you and the water in the toilet and bathroom. Don't be a victims of circumstances. There have been situation where the panels in the TV's in the rooms have been removed and the new person was accused if that. 11. Avoid going out after checking in especially when you arrive with a luggage. Those hotel staffs may have a spare key. Don't keep valuables especially money , cash in your bag when you're out. 12. Don't do short time with hotel room service girls, those girls get as e be ooo. Run ooo 13. Stop giving random girls and people your contacts telling them I lodged here, be very very careful ooo 14. Engage the porters with little tips , they will help you out when you need them. 15. Conclusively, when you're checking out of a room, "ENSURE YOU CALL THE PORTER OR RECEPTION TO CHECK THEIR ROOM AND DON'T LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN. CLOSE IT AND TAKE THEIR KEY TO THE RECEPTION" Experience has taught us that you may be roped Ina crime when you do such. Be very careful with them. My next write up I will tell you my experience in this room I am staying right now and the one I had in Ibadan some months ago. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Passionate888: 6:20am On May 11, 2022 |
Munzy14:you no know? 1 Like |
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