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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Danbury: 6:41am On May 11, 2022

Doja2000:
Hehehehe....! Rats for inside hotel room??
This is serious

Leave those guys when dey loge hotel for 6k below, wetin them dey expect before.
I loge hotel 15k and above and I always enjoy my stay comfortable

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Benny93: 7:20am On May 11, 2022

Ekugbeh:
Covenant Suite. Next time, Check in EMODIC. But it always filled.

okay bro

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by KingMack(m): 7:20am On May 11, 2022

stunnert:

How you take know say she squirt ?
Abi you take style smell the bedsheets

grab a bottle man

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Eleponblue(m): 7:21am On May 11, 2022

Danbury:

Leave those guys when dey loge hotel for 6k below, wetin them dey expect before.
I loge hotel 15k and above and I always enjoy my stay comfortable

Clap for yourself...

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by KingMack(m): 7:26am On May 11, 2022

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

Sir lady big ass say make I give you this

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by delzbaba(m): 7:53am On May 11, 2022

Paretomaster1:

Where for Sokoto, I always lodge at Pinnacle or Giginya (5star) before it fold up or something..

Hope no be Ifeoma you go �

na some guest house and ibro hotel, both of them the same thing, dry spit full wall.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by ItsmeF: 8:34am On May 11, 2022

SportsHD:
While running a job for Ondo state gov, they booked us into a hotel in the posh area of akure.

On getting to the room, I wanted to lie down and light some sticky icky. I lifted the duvet up to lie down, I saw blood strains. God, I hate the sight of blood, I Wanted to puke.

Seems like someone's got cut while having sex or her menstruation blood got splattered around that area.
That wasn't even my problem.

My problem was the hotel staff's, didn't they see it when they came for routine cleaning after someone has left the room?
They said maybe the cleaner didn't see it.
That means he didn't even change the duvet.

I was like chai, so you guys don't even change bedsheets if it doesn't look dirty.

I requested for a new room, they said they're all booked out.

I had to sleep on the couch in the room and used my clothes to cover myself.

The next day, I googled searched the name of the hotel on google and wrote a long ass review on my experience.

Always carry bed sheet to use in hotels. Some hotel cleaners don't change bedsheets because of laziness. I've worked in a hotel before. It's crazy

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by E2000: 8:39am On May 11, 2022

Mumu people get sense abeg. All this type of news will only justify the already inflated fare of most hotels. If you can't lodge in a 4 to 7k hotel then go to 100k-400k per night hotel.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by kingthreat(m): 8:47am On May 11, 2022

Greystone:

*Modified*

The worst hotel experience I had was in a hotel in Ibadan.
I went to attend an update course.
Decent hotel and everything. As I was spending a week there, I was given a discount from 15k to 12k per night.

I switched on the heater for the shower.

Everything was fine till I got under the shower and touched the shower knob. I received the worst Electric shock of my life. It was so intense that I almost passed out.

I ran out of the bathroom, wore my clothes and stormed to the receptionist.

As it turned out, they had done some electrical repairs that morning and the electrician hadn’t done the earth wiring correctly. See begging. They changed my room immediately, refunded my bill for that day, and did a further discount for my remaining days.

Thank God for your life. You got a special grace.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by cenaman(m): 8:51am On May 11, 2022

All the guests house in Aba are den of mosquitoes and rat, especially those around milverton avenue.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by cenaman(m): 9:07am On May 11, 2022

Powersurge:

I just dey laugh reading your story. When u dey pay 2500 for hotel wetin u dey expect.

I have not had such experience. Ironically,I hv lodge in hotel of 3k and everything was ok.

Notwithstanding, I lodge in hotel on 7k in another city, the roof was leaking. My frd dt lodged in 14k room in d same hotel had rodent problem.

you are very correct, the hotel i am staying now is 2k, some where in New Nyanya, but you won't believe is 2k because everything is well arrange and sanitize.

The picture below is the bed.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by candygist: 9:07am On May 11, 2022

rickleye:

No Riskit No Biscuit ( No risk, no reward)

What if na set up? No be everything be big yansh. Many strong men have fallen bcus of big ass. Try dey reason sometimes.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by cmecproblem(m): 9:16am On May 11, 2022

Always ask to see the room before paying to the Hotel. Turn on lights, TV, AC, and check the taps in the bathroom.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by happiness4ever(m): 9:41am On May 11, 2022

wonderful, which part of the country?

Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Omihanifa: 10:04am On May 11, 2022

cenaman:
you are very correct, the hotel i am staying now is 2k, some where in New Nyanya, but you won't believe is 2k because everything is well arrange and sanitize.

The picture below is the bed.

Bro abeg send me the address

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by jaszplus12(m): 10:14am On May 11, 2022

Salihusaliheen:
Lwkmd

Me self don die come resurrect again... Preparing for another bout of laughter!!! grin

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by IgweBUIKE1(m): 10:25am On May 11, 2022

Ishilove:

He's obviously lying

I don't thing so....I have a Client that's over 60 and still looking like 40

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Ishilove: 10:32am On May 11, 2022

IgweBUIKE1:
I don't thing so....I have a Client that's over 60 and still looking like 40

But at 60, everything will be dry and she will not have the stamina for continuous nacking

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by jaszplus12(m): 10:34am On May 11, 2022

gbengaoyeladun:
I remember one hotel like that is not far from university of Ibadan....when I went to did my clearance then
As I enter the hotel the receptionist told me it's 12k per night ...I was like no problem...as I was going into room the receptionist called me that the money covered her service too....I was like which service.…..she then follow me into the room and told me she will come and serve me later
After like two hours I just heard a bang at the door..and she was the one.. before I said hello she grap my dick that's when I know what she met by her service....I bang her and after 3 rounds she went back to her reception.

Meaning she's working two jobs!! Simultaneously!! Wow!! cool

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Sammyimpostor: 10:36am On May 11, 2022

Reading stories

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by ShaqFu: 11:10am On May 11, 2022

Ishilove:

But at 60, everything will be dry and she will not have the stamina for continuous nacking

Says who? My dear what some of these old people do when it comes to nacking ehn, good lord. shocked

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by IgweBUIKE1(m): 11:13am On May 11, 2022

Ishilove:

But at 60, everything will be dry and she will not have the stamina for continuous nacking

is not true...money keeps you young and depend on your diet and how you take it serious

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by MyExpression(m): 11:21am On May 11, 2022

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

I tot these stories were usually made up until me and my guy lodged in one hotel in Afro, okoko area, lagos.

After our two babes chill finish and went back home that evening.

At midnight, while I dey busy dey snore, I begin feel shakings for bed...I open eyes, see my guy banging one olosho.
The sleep comot for my eyes immediately, but I still form asleep.
After they finished that round, and she was in the bathroom, I check table to blaw my kpo, I cum notice say d gurl don already blow one. My guy no dey smoke.

Na him I light the other one ooo, cum reason my guy say how far dat parole na, him tell me say him no know d gurl ooo, she jus knock for door...and as guy man na, him no wan carry last.

As the gurl cum back, we begin share kpoli, ontop mumu reasoning...omo, na so me sef collect my own one hand ooo, later my paddy take over...na so I take get my first 3some experience ooo.
We later give the gurl 2k for morning sha.

Omoooo, strangers dey really knock for door for night for lagos hotels ooo.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by femo86(m): 11:24am On May 11, 2022

Twoclans:
The worst hotel experience I had was in Jos,I cant even remember the name of the hotel.I had travelled in company of my two sisters and their kids for our cousins wedding.

After the wedding we could not go back to Kaduna that day because of so much complain about insecurity and too much trouble on the route.We decided to lodged in a hotel.Thank God we all took just one room since the rooms were very big with so much space.

I have a habit of moving a furniture to block the door of any hotel I lodge in,this hotel was not an exception.Around 2am a male hotel staff opened the door and tried to push the door open.The weight of the furniture behind the door woke us up ,I jumped up with one of my sisters and started screaming.He apologized and said he did not know the room was allocated.

That was how we did not close our eyes again until morning ,we packed our luggage and ran.

I love this idea...Nice one...I don learn something

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by palsenator(m): 11:43am On May 11, 2022

jamesversion:

Like for real??

yes , it was real and the place is around Iyaro

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by cenaman(m): 11:55am On May 11, 2022

Omihanifa:

Bro abeg send me the address

like seriously, where are you?

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by VirileNelly2420: 11:56am On May 11, 2022

Earlystar698:
Lack of informative post na I'm dey cause August 2021 post to hit FP in 2022

This kind post no supposed get time frame naa. It can still be reviewed in 5years time, e no go affect d quality atol.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by MyExpression(m): 12:01pm On May 11, 2022

cenaman:
All the guests house in Aba are den of mosquitoes and rat, especially those around milverton avenue.

How you go go Milverton go dey find hotel

Go to oghor Hill...decent secured hotels dey der

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by Salihusaliheen(m): 12:02pm On May 11, 2022

jaszplus12:

Me self don die come resurrect again... Preparing for another bout of laughter!!!

I dey tell u

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by seunak2016: 12:03pm On May 11, 2022

jclassiq:
The only ever bad experience i had in a hotel was one night i took an ex to go chill in one mayor hotel at abakaliki after i just returned from lagos.

We get in, sit down, chat for a while, then negotiate and pay for one cheap room there and go inside.

So this babe goes to pee in the bathroom and she screams and runs out immediately.

"Babe wetin happen?" I go to checkout the problem and i see a big ass smelly sh!t all over the goddamn toilet!!!! It was crazy.

Had to call the damn receptionist to fix it immediately and he returns with a bucket of water to flush the rubbish.

It was just nasty and our mood for the night was wrecked until later in the midnight after we forgot all about it.

negotiate with ex before you had sex? mostly I have habit giving my girlfriend money after sex, so if we part ways and reconcile again, there is no need to negotiate before we bang because you already know transport money can't be 1k or 2k, it's just way of doing things myself

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by cenaman(m): 12:04pm On May 11, 2022

MyExpression:

How you go go Milverton go dey find hotel

Go to oghor Hill...decent secured hotels dey der

I do lodge at Ever Green or Lakota at times.

The overated hotel i hate in Aba is Luxury city.

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Re: What’s The Worst And Weirdest Experience You’ve Had At A Hotel? by VirileNelly2420: 12:07pm On May 11, 2022

Ajehkpako4naija:
lies, the story is not true. It doesn't sound real. Only gullibles will believe

Why not? ...do u even know the age of the writer? ...he could be advanced aswell. Or u don't believe some hot women still have sex at 60s?

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