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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by tragergeorge(m): 10:11am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000: |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Parisian: 10:11am On May 21, 2022 |
So you're out there being a dog fvvking everything that crawls but will still open your gutter mouth to call women olosho. Kingpin1000: |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by preacherdark(m): 10:13am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000:There is nothing wrong with you. You are probably very soy. To fix, start lifting weight, stay away from vegetable oil and instead take Original Virgin Oil in your cooking. Eat Lean Meat or any kind of meat, eat eggs too. start lifting, most important thing Stay away from multivitamins, instead drink Tumeric, Ginger and Garlic, you can get the grinded ones in local shops around you |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Sion47: 10:15am On May 21, 2022 |
Pls ooo U can define RELATIONSHIP for me because, lazy Nigerian yoot has turn that innocent word to some else. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Florasilver: 10:15am On May 21, 2022 |
You should be thinking of how to satisfy your wife and not girlfriend. Fornication is a sin. Repent and turn to Jesus, you and your girlfriend. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Parisian: 10:15am On May 21, 2022 |
Nairaland boys will swear they're redpillers who hate women but they just can't go a day without opening threads talking about women. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by solufemiwa(m): 10:16am On May 21, 2022 |
OGA OGA OGA.. If i understand you well. You and your girlfriend nac virtually everyday a week even you masterbate. You need help!! A man should be able to take care of his life healthily. Stop masterbating and try engaging yourself in some daily activities and avoid staying alone most of the times. It takes 64 days for a man to reproduce every ejaculation. You cant be sexually active when you ejaculate your life everyday. Take a break and eat healthy food. If your girlfriend want to leave let her leave. Guy man dies garly go still fck another prick with diff sizes. Every gal are potential olosho if u know u know. If pastor die madam GO will still marry another husband if time dey. Use your brain and stay healthy for your own sake. Car without refuelling and proper servicing can never perform well. Aify3000:
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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Help2020: 10:16am On May 21, 2022 |
JoyousFurnitire:Very sure bro |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by adolfHitler1934: 10:17am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000:The title of your thread should be " How Can I Fix My Weak Erection....Please Help" Leave your girlfriend out of your problems because if you were in her situation you'll do same or even worse. Go fix yourself man. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by zeeek(m): 10:17am On May 21, 2022 |
You are not matured enough to be in a relationship otherwise you won't be asking such question. Secondly, the girl is just satisfying herself if that is all that matters to her. Two silly kids |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by deavicky(m): 10:18am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000:but why on earth will ur joystick be falling in the mid of the action. Is the anything you are thinking?. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by nothingzpoil: 10:18am On May 21, 2022 |
Ninisun: SMH... I think your sense of humor is beyond the normal level. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by setobaba: 10:20am On May 21, 2022 |
[quote author=ihimiray post=113032197][/quote] You’ve heard or use? Anyway drinking it alone works for so many things apart from sex. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by AkpaMgbor(m): 10:21am On May 21, 2022 |
Nat404:No critical thinking person will believe your outlandish claims lol. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Munzy14(m): 10:23am On May 21, 2022 |
chatinent:That kind thing.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by harrwix(m): 10:24am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000: The only thing you need right now is God, because you are treading on a path that leads to sorrow She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship? |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by emyrald91(m): 10:25am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000:So SIMPle broke nigga goal. To satisfy a puzsy wey no man done ever win. To be better than the ex of a wh0re in bed. Na waoooooooo Why you no go poor. Aify3000: She gave you 2 options, get money or get erection. I will advice you to go for the first. But guy |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by GloryGloryRufus(m): 10:27am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000: It may sounds harsh but let me tell you the fact,,,, Just stop fornication at least for now,,, work on your personal development in other areas, pursue your dreams and aspirations, you are definitely not sick, the babe can go while you are focusing on these things I just said. When you finally have rest of mind, other things will normalize including your erection, If she is met to be your partner, she will stay. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by opius: 10:28am On May 21, 2022 |
Cut it off and buy another one |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:29am On May 21, 2022 |
Madness |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ihimiray(m): 10:31am On May 21, 2022 |
setobaba:I haven't before..that drunk isn't common...pls what are the other uses |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nackzy: 10:31am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000:give me her number bro |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by afesco: 10:33am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000:I can only help u when u are married to her. I have d solution but u must be married b4 I can help u 1 Like |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 10:33am On May 21, 2022 |
shedy03: abi |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Sukkyy2010: 10:34am On May 21, 2022 |
So you actually came here to summon people to reason your matter on your sexual inefficacy to a girlfriend not a wife? I doubt you know what is worthwhile. 1 Like |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 10:34am On May 21, 2022 |
Ninisun: Lol.. ... nothing to offer tbh |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Spain007(m): 10:35am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000: You think you can finish the hole work it forefathers couldn't.....small boy use it tongue count it teeth |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by sonofElElyon: 10:35am On May 21, 2022 |
Aify3000: You registered on nairaland 8th may this year and this is the only thing you've posted which by the way I think is fiction.. however don't you think you should be thinking of how to better your life rather than being a super stud? You yourself said you don't have money.. why don't you quit your carnal living and go to God for help to make progress in life? The same God can also give you a virtuous woman if you are serious with Him. Jesus loves you |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by setobaba: 10:36am On May 21, 2022 |
ihimiray:Constipation and the likes, the strong erection is the least of its uses to me. |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ayenale1(m): 10:39am On May 21, 2022 |
Kingpin1000:Lolllllzzzzzz funny u...I don laff taya |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Amiralord: 10:40am On May 21, 2022 |
Simple sturv Go and get Camel urine,very medicinal and highly effective. One gas first thing in the morning and last thing be4 you sleep. You go thank me later |
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ihimiray(m): 10:41am On May 21, 2022 |
setobaba:thanks bro..I'll try look for it |
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