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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by tragergeorge(m): 10:11am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.
Buy oga thank you
Put am for fridge de drink every day,,
And another thing if Money no de dick no de carry de stand
What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Parisian: 10:11am On May 21, 2022
So you're out there being a dog fvvking everything that crawls but will still open your gutter mouth to call women olosho.
Kingpin1000:

We can never be in your shoes because we are in control not the woman.
Bro I was in such a situation when I was like you ( a SIMP).
I fucking did nothing about it.
It is all about you mindset, if you are scared that you dick will fall or you will cum immediately, bro it will happen.
You don't need to take any medication, my take is that she knows your dick has subconsciously gotten tired of her pussy and you come carry fear and worriness add am.
Give her space, try Bleep another girl after like one month and pause you masturbation, you will regain your confidence.
The last girl I Bleep on Sunday wanted to blackmail me.
After going first round, I went for the second but the pussy don too dey water water, so I brought her my dick and went to the bathroom to freshing up.
Immediately I entered babe ran in with me, saying why did I stop, you have not even cum and your dick is still hard, I replied I don tire, I no wan die ontop your toto, when I tell you to give me cowgirl after 3 minutes you came down and was like you enjoy it more when am riding and you don't have strength, na me wcome get strength.
After much persuasion I just told her to hold the WC e no reach better 30 seconds I cum. Na just the mindset, my mindset then was to cum.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by preacherdark(m): 10:13am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
There is nothing wrong with you. You are probably very soy. To fix, start lifting weight, stay away from vegetable oil and instead take Original Virgin Oil in your cooking. Eat Lean Meat or any kind of meat, eat eggs too.

start lifting, most important thing

Stay away from multivitamins, instead drink Tumeric, Ginger and Garlic, you can get the grinded ones in local shops around you
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Sion47: 10:15am On May 21, 2022
Pls ooo
U can define RELATIONSHIP for me
because, lazy Nigerian yoot has turn that innocent word to some else.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Florasilver: 10:15am On May 21, 2022
You should be thinking of how to satisfy your wife and not girlfriend.

Fornication is a sin. Repent and turn to Jesus, you and your girlfriend.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Parisian: 10:15am On May 21, 2022
Nairaland boys will swear they're redpillers who hate women but they just can't go a day without opening threads talking about women.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by solufemiwa(m): 10:16am On May 21, 2022
OGA OGA OGA..

If i understand you well. You and your girlfriend nac virtually everyday a week even you masterbate. You need help!!

A man should be able to take care of his life healthily. Stop masterbating and try engaging yourself in some daily activities and avoid staying alone most of the times.

It takes 64 days for a man to reproduce every ejaculation. You cant be sexually active when you ejaculate your life everyday. Take a break and eat healthy food. If your girlfriend want to leave let her leave.

Guy man dies garly go still fck another prick with diff sizes. Every gal are potential olosho if u know u know. If pastor die madam GO will still marry another husband if time dey.

Use your brain and stay healthy for your own sake. Car without refuelling and proper servicing can never perform well.




Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Help2020: 10:16am On May 21, 2022
JoyousFurnitire:

undecided
Are you sure he'll get a refund? This one no be matter of chances "you may not ask" because if na me I go ask.
Very sure bro
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by adolfHitler1934: 10:17am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
The title of your thread should be " How Can I Fix My Weak Erection....Please Help"

Leave your girlfriend out of your problems because if you were in her situation you'll do same or even worse.

Go fix yourself man.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by zeeek(m): 10:17am On May 21, 2022
You are not matured enough to be in a relationship otherwise you won't be asking such question.
Secondly, the girl is just satisfying herself if that is all that matters to her.
Two silly kids
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by deavicky(m): 10:18am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Shķe said she is giving me two days to fix ut up
but why on earth will ur joystick be falling in the mid of the action. Is the anything you are thinking?.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by nothingzpoil: 10:18am On May 21, 2022
Ninisun:




He has nothing to offer apart from his third leg, what do you expect...shebi na only women be liability shocked

SMH...

I think your sense of humor is beyond the normal level.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by setobaba: 10:20am On May 21, 2022
[quote author=ihimiray post=113032197][/quote]
You’ve heard or use? Anyway drinking it alone works for so many things apart from sex.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by AkpaMgbor(m): 10:21am On May 21, 2022
Nat404:
lol...don't think like that. When the sex is so good and hot, it can last for more than 3 hours. It's a pity that most of you don't know how to handle women on bed.
No critical thinking person will believe your outlandish claims lol.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Munzy14(m): 10:23am On May 21, 2022
chatinent:
So we should advise you on how to keep having premarital sex? Ori e ti baje
That kind thing.. grin

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by harrwix(m): 10:24am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?


The only thing you need right now is God, because you are treading on a path that leads to sorrow
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by emyrald91(m): 10:25am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.
So SIMPle broke nigga goal. To satisfy a puzsy wey no man done ever win. To be better than the ex of a wh0re in bed. Na waoooooooo

Why you no go poor.

Aify3000:

What should i do now?
She said since i don't have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

She gave you 2 options, get money or get erection. I will advice you to go for the first.

But guy
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by GloryGloryRufus(m): 10:27am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

It may sounds harsh but let me tell you the fact,,,, Just stop fornication at least for now,,, work on your personal development in other areas, pursue your dreams and aspirations, you are definitely not sick, the babe can go while you are focusing on these things I just said. When you finally have rest of mind, other things will normalize including your erection, If she is met to be your partner, she will stay.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by opius: 10:28am On May 21, 2022
Cut it off and buy another one cheesy grin grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Yusufisraelj(m): 10:29am On May 21, 2022
Madness grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ihimiray(m): 10:31am On May 21, 2022
setobaba:

You’ve heard or use? Anyway drinking it alone works for so many things apart from sex.
I haven't before..that drunk isn't common...pls what are the other uses
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nackzy: 10:31am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
give me her number bro
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by afesco: 10:33am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
I can only help u when u are married to her. I have d solution but u must be married b4 I can help u

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 10:33am On May 21, 2022
shedy03:

She dey manage him with sex as she said the guy no get money, lol.

grin grin abi
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Sukkyy2010: 10:34am On May 21, 2022
So you actually came here to summon people to reason your matter on your sexual inefficacy to a girlfriend not a wife?

I doubt you know what is worthwhile.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 10:34am On May 21, 2022
Ninisun:




He has nothing to offer apart from his third leg, what do you expect...shebi na only women be liability shocked


Lol.. grin grin... nothing to offer tbh
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Spain007(m): 10:35am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

You think you can finish the hole work it forefathers couldn't.....small boy use it tongue count it teeth
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by sonofElElyon: 10:35am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?


She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

You registered on nairaland 8th may this year and this is the only thing you've posted which by the way I think is fiction.. however don't you think you should be thinking of how to better your life rather than being a super stud? You yourself said you don't have money.. why don't you quit your carnal living and go to God for help to make progress in life? The same God can also give you a virtuous woman if you are serious with Him. Jesus loves you
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by setobaba: 10:36am On May 21, 2022
ihimiray:
I haven't before..that drunk isn't common...pls what are the other uses
Constipation and the likes, the strong erection is the least of its uses to me.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ayenale1(m): 10:39am On May 21, 2022
Kingpin1000:

We can never be in your shoes because we are in control not the woman.
Bro I was in such a situation when I was like you ( a SIMP).
I fucking did nothing about it.
It is all about you mindset, if you are scared that you dick will fall or you will cum immediately, bro it will happen.
You don't need to take any medication, my take is that she knows your dick has subconsciously gotten tired of her pussy and you come carry fear and worriness add am.
Give her space, try Bleep another girl after like one month and pause you masturbation, you will regain your confidence.
The last girl I Bleep on Sunday wanted to blackmail me.
After going first round, I went for the second but the pussy don too dey water water, so I brought her my dick and went to the bathroom to freshing up.
Immediately I entered babe ran in with me, saying why did I stop, you have not even cum and your dick is still hard, I replied I don tire, I no wan die ontop your toto, when I tell you to give me cowgirl after 3 minutes you came down and was like you enjoy it more when am riding and you don't have strength, na me wcome get strength.
After much persuasion I just told her to hold the WC e no reach better 30 seconds I cum. Na just the mindset, my mindset then was to cum.
Lolllllzzzzzz funny u...I don laff taya
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Amiralord: 10:40am On May 21, 2022
Simple sturv
Go and get Camel urine,very medicinal and highly effective.
One gas first thing in the morning and last thing be4 you sleep.
You go thank me later
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ihimiray(m): 10:41am On May 21, 2022
setobaba:

Constipation and the likes, the strong erection is the least of its uses to me.
thanks bro..I'll try look for it

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