(short story) offering time done reach oya my brother dey behind me. I just jejely reach where dem dey put money, as i remove money forgetting say na d jeans wey I wear smoke 4 days after.
Immediately as I remove money na two broni already tied, 1 full one and a half burnt smoke follow come at once, in my bare hands, i thought it was only money was holding as I didn't know, but as i turn my face to look my hand cuz d money was on bunch, so was to select d 2k out as my offering. Den I saw the half burnt weed. Thank God it didn't fell off d flour.

Indian hemp happened in my girlfriend presence i was bragging to that i don't smoke.

Condom and it was inside church

My own is condom during choir rehearsals and I was the choirmaster in front. I almost fainted when I realized it.

Sucre6:
Back then in school, ASUU was striking as usual, so I had to stay home. One evening my dad sent me to buy fuel for the Generator, after buying the fuel I decided to one stone and kill two birds so i visited bet9ja shop to stake my games.

After staking, I drove home on my dads car, when I got home, I brought down the fuel from the boot and my dad demanded I give him the keys to the car as he was rushing to somewhere, I gave him the car keys, and he left, after a few while, I was searching for my bet ticket to no avail, I decided to go and restake the game, two hours later my dad came back and called me to the palor, in the presence of my siblings and cousins and mother.

He brought out the bet slip which I obviously forgot inside the car, he started complaining and lamenting on how I am wasting away playing bet, he was advising my siblings not to take after me as I was a bad example, I felt like the ground should open and swallow me, my mum turned and shook her head and say u disappointed me son I was so embarrassed, I shyly took the slip from my dad and left, he called me back, and told me to give him change from the fuel I bought earlier, I put hand for pocket and guess what came out again? Another bet9ja slip .

My dad shouted chai, this child is a lost course oo onye mere m ihia

I can never forget that day, I felt like a fugitive in my own fathers house, everyone in the house was looking at me like an ex-convict

Luckily enough the game came through, I told my elder brother to escort me to somewhere, I took him to bet9ja shop where I cashed out 15,000 times 2 = #30,000, I gave him 5k and shared 2k to my other siblings, they come dey hail me, thats how I reclaimed my street and house credibility
My senior brother was like, senior man, show me the way nah, baba done sell him first son birth right gimme because of 5k

Nice one

Spoon ooooo

Back then in secondary school

Houston8:
Mine wasn't really something that fall out from my pocket but right inside my pocket, those day's while growing all of those hen wey dey cook hen, dat means fowl egg hear am for my hand I delivered Thier egg wotowoto, anywhere dey wan harsh eggs once dey leave go look for food I don achieve the eggs boil they eat am small so one faithful day I com boiled one like dat put for my pocket from the pocket I go conk am break na I com brake one wey never too done well or probably d tin na good and the tin dey hot my fellow NL before I no my thigh, yansh and my senior brother received sense in this happen for public na so I scream.

Bleep are you writing??

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

You lied. Apostolic faith and Deeper life don't give tithe around the pulpit. Apostolic faith built the box at the exit or entry corridor for your private and easy access, while Deeperlife help bring the bag to you where you're seated. And what's the additional information meant for? That you gate crash on evangelical message that can save your soul but relapse back to your old ways isn't something to celebrate. Don't be careless with your soul or joke away your eternity. Shalom!

Ok na

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months

My Spoon while I was running from boys hostel to go pick bucket, those girls where just shouting IB, FOOD MONGER
GCI

The day a condom fell out of my pocket in the presence of my Dad.

Sucre6:
Back then in school, ASUU was striking as usual, so I had to stay home. One evening my dad sent me to buy fuel for the Generator, after buying the fuel I decided to one stone and kill two birds so i visited bet9ja shop to stake my games.

After staking, I drove home on my dads car, when I got home, I brought down the fuel from the boot and my dad demanded I give him the keys to the car as he was rushing to somewhere, I gave him the car keys, and he left, after a few while, I was searching for my bet ticket to no avail, I decided to go and restake the game, two hours later my dad came back and called me to the palor, in the presence of my siblings and cousins and mother.

He brought out the bet slip which I obviously forgot inside the car, he started complaining and lamenting on how I am wasting away playing bet, he was advising my siblings not to take after me as I was a bad example, I felt like the ground should open and swallow me, my mum turned and shook her head and say u disappointed me son I was so embarrassed, I shyly took the slip from my dad and left, he called me back, and told me to give him change from the fuel I bought earlier, I put hand for pocket and guess what came out again? Another bet9ja slip .

My dad shouted chai, this child is a lost course oo onye mere m ihia

I can never forget that day, I felt like a fugitive in my own fathers house, everyone in the house was looking at me like an ex-convict

Luckily enough the game came through, I told my elder brother to escort me to somewhere, I took him to bet9ja shop where I cashed out 15,000 times 2 = #30,000, I gave him 5k and shared 2k to my other siblings, they come dey hail me, thats how I reclaimed my street and house credibility
My senior brother was like, senior man, show me the way nah, baba done sell him first son birth right gimme because of 5k

U wan use laff kill me .

I can relate

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

The half tie loud way I smoke remain

Haynnie:
Let alone this embarrassment

He no look d pics before he put it out for public?

VirileNelly2420:


U wan use laff kill me .

I can relate

None

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Yeah right. I was waiting for this clout chasing comment. Nigerians are so predictable. it just had to be a condom. Oga sun jare

Very long Bro, I just weak.
We don dey regulated now sha

NohurryInLife:

E sure me say that night go be one of the longest night 4 you ever.

Sucre6:
Back then in school, ASUU was striking as usual, so I had to stay home. One evening my dad sent me to buy fuel for the Generator, after buying the fuel I decided to one stone and kill two birds so i visited bet9ja shop to stake my games.

After staking, I drove home on my dads car, when I got home, I brought down the fuel from the boot and my dad demanded I give him the keys to the car as he was rushing to somewhere, I gave him the car keys, and he left, after a few while, I was searching for my bet ticket to no avail, I decided to go and restake the game, two hours later my dad came back and called me to the palor, in the presence of my siblings and cousins and mother.

He brought out the bet slip which I obviously forgot inside the car, he started complaining and lamenting on how I am wasting away playing bet, he was advising my siblings not to take after me as I was a bad example, I felt like the ground should open and swallow me, my mum turned and shook her head and say u disappointed me son I was so embarrassed, I shyly took the slip from my dad and left, he called me back, and told me to give him change from the fuel I bought earlier, I put hand for pocket and guess what came out again? Another bet9ja slip .

My dad shouted chai, this child is a lost course oo onye mere m ihia

I can never forget that day, I felt like a fugitive in my own fathers house, everyone in the house was looking at me like an ex-convict

Luckily enough the game came through, I told my elder brother to escort me to somewhere, I took him to bet9ja shop where I cashed out 15,000 times 2 = #30,000, I gave him 5k and shared 2k to my other siblings, they come dey hail me, thats how I reclaimed my street and house credibility
My senior brother was like, senior man, show me the way nah, baba done sell him first son birth right gimme because of 5k

Your's is the funniest.

Thazard:


Your's is the funniest.

Lols

Haynnie:
Do you have a story of the most embarrassing thing that fell out of your pocket/bag?

I remembered some time ago when I went to get some groceries at the mall. I forgot I bought groundnut earlier before I got to the mall. I kept it in my pocket and went ahead to get my stuff. After picking the items I needed. I went straight to the cashier's desk and joined the queue. If you see the hot chicks that were behind me, even the cashier wasn’t left out in this contest of beauty. Omo, I was already thinking after paying for my groceries I’ll wait a little bit and make advances on any of them.

It got to my turn to pay. The cashier calculated my items and told me the price of what I bought. She asked me if I was paying with cash or a card.
I told her cash preferably. My right hand reached for my pocket. The moment I dipped my hand in, I withdrew the money and the groundnut escaped from the side and fell on the floor. The cellophane got burst and the groundnut sprawled in different directions.
I was just looking at the #50 groundnut littering the place I stood. The girls at my back saw the groundnut come out of my pocket and couldn't help but giggle. The cashier was just looking at me in a puzzled way as she extend her hand to receive the money for what I bought.
What got me embarrassed was when one lady who was struggling her way to the front queue said, “How fine boy go shook groundnut for pocket dey chop am like small pikin?”
I couldn't say anything, that day I wished everything could come to an end quickly because my ego has been dealt with and the motivation to approach turned zero.
I had to hurry and take my stuff out before they finish me with their hypocritical look.


There are more embarrassing experiences I had but I would like to hear from the house of NL what embarrassing thing has fell out of their pocket/bag

went for a seminar in Ibadan on my way back we got stopped by police at a checkpoint and they started searching bags. One dipped his hand inside the smaller pocket of the bag I was carrying and pulled out packet of condoms. Dude paused and look at me then pulled out my official ID card. Last last we no long thing he tore it into two and we exchanged laugh but I no go forget the look of my co passengers sha

Ok

Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic

Welcome, think u don marry now.

I remembered when I was in primary 3, I was caught with a cigarette(which I picked on the ground hoping to sell it to a smoker in my street) when the teacher was about flogging me. I can't remember clearly how the issue was settled.

Stanleyq:
Welcome, think u don marry now.

U wan marry me

My own na knife o,for inside church

I grew in the trenches where u have to be guided all the time cos you're either a predator or a prey so even on Sundays seff I dey dey guided some years ago.

The knife fall prolly when I adjust my belt,na some girls see am wey go report me to one man sha buh I deny am immediately cos I don pick am hide am straight

PlayerMeji:

better than your druggie looter